No.93796
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No.93819
NO GRIT
THIS LOLIKONG FOUND SOME SHOTA SHIT
No.93823
THE POINT OF THIS THREAD WAS TO SAY THAT I HATE MALE PROTAGONISTS OKAY IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DONKEY KONG YOU FUCKING FILTHY SUBHUMANS HETSHIT NEEDS TO BE BURNED
No.93825
>>93823
>I HATE MALE PROTAGONISTS
All you have to do is only look for the "shoujo ai" and "yuri" tags. Tags and filters exist for a reason.
>IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DONKEY KONG
You walked into that.
>HETSHIT
You talk like a tumblr.
No.93826
>>93823
The biggest mistakes hetshits ever did was give birth to you.
No.93827
>>93825
>You talk like a tumblr
>tfw you hate hetshit and get jealous and angry at normalniggers on a regular basis but you also hate niggers and spics so you don't fit in anywhere
This post is probably completely lost on you anyway though since you're very likely either a spic or nigger.
No.93828
>>93827
>>tfw you hate hetshit and get jealous and angry at normalniggers on a regular basis
>Taking out on 2D for what happened in 3D
>Not transcending into the 2D path and find happiness
>So self-hating you can't even imagine yourself with a waifu
>Being so unenlightened
No.93829
>>93823
>liking faggotry
There is nothing more boring than yuri. It's a journey without a destination, a story without a climax, an inherently barren(in more ways than one) and loveless relationship.
No.93830
>>93829
>>93828
You fuckers just don't get it. It's beautiful. I just don't know why you would want a male in a relationship. Especially Japanese protagonists are annoying as hell and impossible to relate to. They're mostly a bunch of power-fantasy gary stus. Girls are cute, and if you have two times the girl, you have two times the cute. I would highly recommend reading this series right here. Pretty sure the whole thing is translated. I used to enjoy and even prefer het romance and harems and all that, but I've changed for whatever reason and I think I really have evolved.
No.93831
>>93829
The only good yuri is lewd loli yuri.
No.93833
>>93830
I like yuri too, it's that I don't feel the need to attack hetero stuff for it like someone that's insecure. I'm currently reading one about a hero girl and a villain girl living together.
Then again, I read both straight and gyro stories. If you don't like hetero, as I mentioned earlier, just use the "shoujo ai" and "yuri" tags.
No.93835
>>93833
>tags
I've never read manga on manga websites I mostly just go on comic yurihime's website and look up what I like on nyaa and if it's not there then I import it. I get recs from Amazon mostly. Most of the good shit doesn't even get translated so you can't find it on websites that would even have tags.
No.93836
>>93830
You don't have to attack hetero stuff to like yuri. I like both hetero and yuri myself. Your autism and lashing would cause anons to get turned off by yuri. Last thing you want is for yurifags to have their fanaticism compared to those of fujoshis that froth at the mouth whenever their gay pairing isn't canon. Take it easy.
>>93833
You mean Hero-san and Former General-san
It's cute.
>>93835
It's good to use manga sites for tag purposes. Also, if you know Japanese and typesetting, you can try scanlating.
No.93839
>>93836
Actually I have plenty of manga that I would love to translate for everyone, but I don't have a good scanner and I don't want to ruin my copies.
>Take it easy
I should just bee myself while I'm at it too, huh?
No.93845
I don't really care who or what the protag is as long as the series isn't complete shit. You could hand me a series about a guy turned into a kawaii guitar and I'd give it a shot if it was entertaining and the writing was good. As for romance, it's all the same to me.
>>93823
>"hetshit"
Are you the same guy who went down the loli yuri rabbit hole and gets depressed when ordering the latest issue of lesbian little girl adventures, but despite this still makes posts and threads pushing it hard so you can say that anything you don't like is an abomination even if those things don't depress the people watching them in any way?
No.93846
>>93845
>Are you the same guy who went down the loli yuri rabbit hole and gets depressed when ordering the latest issue of lesbian little girl adventures, but despite this still makes posts and threads pushing it hard so you can say that anything you don't like is an abomination even if those things don't depress the people watching them in any way?
Uhhhhh
I mean that's kind of a mean way to put it
No.93848
>>93846
"Mean" or not, I don't think any of it is inaccurate. You also started a thread to call what you don't like disgusting and called people subhumans when they meme'd up your poorly-made thread. Try making it about something instead of just a low-quality OP from 4/v/, you might get some constructive discussion next time. I'm down for talking about all-girl shows, this is just a bad way of going about it.
No.93852
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>>93823
> IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DONKEY KONG
There's no such thing as nothing to do with DK. His vast dong expands throughout the universe.
No.93853
>>93852
Apparently DK64 had a manga and Lanky dies.
No.93854
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>>93831
This nigga knows what's up.
No.93860
>>93823
>HETSHIT
Okay, fuck off.
No.93867
>>93823
>HETSHIT
ok now this is epic
No.93871
>>93853
But WHY did he die?
No.93876
No.93878
>>93830
> I just don't know why you would want a male in a relationship.
How the fuck am I supposed to self-insert in porn unless there's a giant muscular bald man dominating the girl
No.93879
>>93878
You're a giant muscular bald man?
Teach me the secrets to your gains.
No.93880
>>93878
Thanks for all the cleaning.
No.93881
>>93879
Well basically what I do is spend a lot of my free time picking up heavy things and then putting them back down
The secret to going bald in your 20s and being tall is just genetics though
No.93883
>>93881
>tfw near 30 with a full fluffy head of hair
>tfw short with a pretty boy face
>tfw women pat me on the head and look at me as "adorable"
>Not muscular
Life is suffering.
No.93889
No.93890
>>93889
Yeah. I remember losing my phone once when I went for jury duty then tried to look for it because I need it to call home. Then some girls that were no older than me offered to drive me home. I refused the offer and found my phone later. I get annoyed at people looking and treating me like a kid despite being near 30 already, my older sister and cousin still calls me "cute" and embarrass me with their hugging.
No.93892
>>93890
>>93883
Could be worse. I get told I'm innocent a lot and every 3DPD that's ever shown interest in me (except one) has told me that they fantasized about treating me like a dog, ranging from milder stuff like petting me and feeding me dogfood to "I want to lock you naked in my backyard while I go to work"-tier shit. Fucking 3DPD, man.
No.93894
>>93823
>>93787
Behold, the male equivalent of a fujoshi.
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No.93898
>>93846
>Uhhhhh
Jesus christ just neck yourself.
No.93902
>>93823
Omegas that fap over moe end up trannies. Sorry pal, you have been designated to become a cumpdumpster in a dress. You were told time and again to stop playing with dolls, but noooo, you were totally convinced that filling your brain with gay shit it's harmless: after all Doom doesn't cause shootings lololol
No.93911
>>93883
You could always crossdress :^)
No.93919
>>93916
Who's "she?"
That image is just a pile of vomit.
No.93923
>>93878
OP here. I actually am a huge fan of muscular/fat bald and faceless men in eromanga. I think the people in this thread are misunderstanding me a bit. I know I said I hate male protagonists but what I should have said is that I hate cookie-cutter "highschool boy who regularly defies logic always succeeds in the end but is still always complaining about it and has a harem of hot teenagers after his cock." And I don't believe it's an exaggeration to say that over 90% of male MCs in modern anime fit this description quite well. Any logical male will see these characters and say, "this is idiotic and I can't relate to this person at all, why on earth would I want to root for him or 'self insert?'" The exception would be, of course, if a total fucking chad were watching the show, but it's statistically fucking impossible that even a sizable majority of the viewer base can ACTUALLY relate to the average Jap MC, whether the viewer is Japanese or not.
I like bald old men, tentacle monsters, and fat otaku because they make it clear that the story is light hearted and I'm not inclined to take them seriously. Then, you might ask, "then how could you possibly ever take any romance seriously if you hate 90% of seriously written males?" Yuri is the answer. It's the answer to all our problems. It is the truth and the light. To be fair, you have to have a REALLY really fucking high IQ to understand yuri. It's for enlightened individuals, and I pray that all of you will see the light at some point.
No.93926
>>93923
>can't self-insert as a male protagonist
>likes fat balding hentai dudes
So you self-insert as the girl?
No.93930
>>93923
You must be really ugly in real life.
No.93934
>>93923
>OP here
Stop claiming to be me
No.93945
>>93930
>>93931
I'm actually very average looking. Probably actually have a better face than most people but I have a shitty fashion sense and I'm skinny.
>>93926
No, I can only self insert as either lesbian girls or fat balding dudes or more generally unconventional males like fat otaku or floating cocks. I just can't self insert into anyone that I'm jealous of.
No.93947
>>93945
You bring up a good point. I probably self insert as a floating cock more than anything else.
No.93948
>>93845
>Are you the same guy who went down the loli yuri rabbit hole and gets depressed when ordering the latest issue of lesbian little girl adventures
Knowing the adventures have to come to an end is the worst suffering.
No.94037
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>>93853
Well now this was a thread
No.94045
>>93923
>To be fair, you have to have a REALLY really fucking high IQ to understand yuri.
10/10. Got a chuckle out of me.
No.94048
>>93931
What the shit is this holy fuck.
No.94093
>>94045
You think I'm being fucking ironic?
No.94097
>>93823
>hetshit
Go nigger and stay leave.
No.94106
>>94101
Is this your way of confessing to me? >>93823
No.94107
>>94106
C-c-c-CONFESS?!!? Wh-why would I ever do that to a baka anon like you?!? It's not like I keep responding to you because I like talking to you or anything!!!
No.94108
>>94107
Why'd you have to go and make it gay.
No.94109
>>94108
ANON NO BAKA!!!!
*runs away from thread and small, decorated notebook falls out of backpack which I don't notice as I run away*
No.94110
>>94109
>*action*
No. RP is too faggy. I can't even play tabletop RPGs with people.
No.94111
>>94110
You're supposed to take my diary dude. You're no fun at all.
>I can't even play tabletop RPGs with people
That's different, tabletop RPGS are faggy because there are a bunch of numbers and there's thinking and strategy and all that gay stuff, flirting with other dudes online using anime avatars is a different ballpark and is pure fun.
No.94115
>tfw you get ghosted on an anonymous chinese imageboard
No.94137
>>93923
>>94115
>makes a shit thread
>acts like cancer in it
>get called on it
>shows off world class hypocrisy and behaves like a prissy faggot
>actually manages to GET LINKED to previous posts due to faggy behavior
>doesn't learn from any of it, tips fedora endlessly
>devolves into terrible RP and old memes
<better bump the thread to draw more attention to it!
Oh fuck off, this is just a pointless shitpost dump and attention whoring thread now. You had a chance to salvage this wreck or, better yet, learn from your mistakes to lurk and maybe make a better thread in the future. Instead you're still here doing this and shitting up the place. This isn't Reddit, Tumblr, or cuckchan. Take >>93898 's advice and unironically consider pic related.
>>94111
You're on the wrong board.
>>>/animus/
No.94154
>>93934
Don't listen to these anons, I'm the real OP, and I'm a great big fag. The reason I hate straight romance in manga is because it means there's one less cock for me to suck in the world. Please, anons, fill my every hole with your throbbing dicks.
No.94170
You dumb fucks don't get it. As soon as HRT becomes commonplace in Japan, otakus and shut ins will apply en masse.
I've never seen a more deluded fool, than someone believing watching moe grills is the last refuge of male identity. For the sole reason you fap to it. Threads like this pop up often and show that contemporary anime causes emasculation.
No.94173
>>94170
>eMUHsculation
>I've never seen a more deluded fool, than someone believing watching moe grills is the last refuge of male identity.
It's the last refuge of true femininity, something real men like to see by definition. Take your shitty blackpill attempts back to /leftypol/ to circlejerk of how you are winning by being completely incapable of memeing.
No.94193
>>94173
>astroturfing this clumsily in a thread where OP states clearly he cannot identify with male characters anymore
Did you play with dolls too, since boys like femininity? No, because cutesy is not part of male identity. Ask your dad if you're no single mother son, as likely: do men watch dollies having tea parties?
This isn't a blackpill. It's actually a redpill that you can, and did end up a faggot through anime (and not only western propaganda). Because you absolutely trust this subculture, and actually you see nothing wrong being 'a degenerate but of the japanese kind'.
No.94197
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>>94193
This
The absolute state of moeshitters.
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No.94229
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>>94197
>zero proper male cast
Spotted the fujoshit.
No.94230
>>93830
I can't fucking stand girls in anime. That's why I watch yaoi and fanboy free bruh but you don't see me making shitty threads and acting like an absolute moefag.
No.94240
No.94267
>>94230
>That's why I watch yaoi
Being a fag is a sin.
No.94285
>>94230
>I can't fucking stand girls in anime
That just means you're either a fag or a woman and you have an unusually high IQ. Your disdain for female characters can be rationalized using the same logic that I used for my disdain males. Congratulations faggot, you're smart.
No.94292
>>94285
>an unusually high IQ.
No.94297
>>94292
homosexuals=stupid
homosexual enthusiasts=geniuses
No.94306
>anchored
Kami-sama is merciful, I see.
No.94332
>>94267
>>94292
>>94297
>people who watch anime and think they have a leg to stand on when insulting fags
Why do you even bother? We're in the same category as far as normies are concerned.
>>94285
My brain says agreed but my body says fuck you. Sorrymasen.
No.94334
>>94332
>>people who watch anime and think they have a leg to stand on when insulting fags
<Insulting
But I'm laughing with you, not at you.
No.94336
>>94334
Well, cheers to us then I suppose.
No.94337
>>94229
<shitting on Kurumadashit
I'll give you Shun and maybe Shiryu/Seiya which is already a giant stretch but
>who is Ikki
>who is Hyoga aka the only time a Swan is ever associated with chaddery
>who is Aiolos
This is now a manime thread I guess. And even on HnK I prefer Raoh to Kenshiro if we're talking about over the top chads.