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I touched a girl's hand once.

>>90004

One time I grabbed girl's boobs by accident and squeezed them so hard that she started to moan. I got punched in face for this so hard that she broke her fist, but I regret nothing.

>>90004

I once stumbled over my own feet and fell with my hand right on a girl's boobs.

Sadly, she was a good head taller than me and much sturdier built. She was known as Rhino in school, and the name fit both her body and her face. I got my ass kicked, and she wasn't even hot.

>>90004

I once drank from a stranger's waterbottle because i mistook it as mine.

After that her friends teased her for having an indirect kiss with me. It was not a happy accident, instead it's the most embarrassing thing to happen in my entire fucking life, bar none. Especially with the events preceding the waterbottle event

I once tripped and fell over a girl, grabbing her boobs with both hands. Her hands were tied behind her back and her legs each to a bedpost, so my penis also slipped right into her vagina. The situation would have been even more comical if she didn't had her gag on. You can imagine her cries for help could have attracted a lot of attention.

Awkwaaaaaard.

In high school I let slip to my crush that I'd never touched boobs before, and she let me grope hers. It wasn't because she liked me though, she refused every time I asked her out, I think she was just kind of a slut.

Later on in high school, knowing full well that I had a crush on her, she bragged about finally losing her virginity. I think I can identify this as the moment I realized 3D women were worthless and dedicated myself to my waifu.

>>90015

>After that her friends teased her for having an indirect kiss with me

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>>90015

Let me guess? You're physically attractive yet cripplingly autistic?

A girlfriend who I was living with swung herself around and knocked me to the ground with her F-cup breasts…

(talking about real life on an anime board is not a crime)

On my 30th birthday, I was walking to a Westfields Parramatta and started thinking "Do I have Wizard powers now?" … When I paid more attention to my surroundings to cross the road, there were about 20-25 Japanese Schoolgirls in pinku & white Sailor fuku about to cross from the opposite side.

Only seconds later, I was literally surrounded by numerous japanese schoolgirls.

>>90004

One time I was driving along and I saw a Taco Bell. I thought to myself I could go for some Taco Bell. So I pulled in the drive thru and ordered a Mexican Pizza Meal with a Baha Blast and two Beef and Potato burritos. I pull up to the window and pay. Minutes later they bring me my food. So I'm like okay. Then I drive home. I get into my driveway and go inside with the food and drink. Put the bag and drink on the kitchen counter and start taking food out of the bag. Turns out they gave me a free Empanada. Then I fucked the Empanada. The end.

>>90004

2 times

I touched this spic's big ass tits when I was in high school because I was shoved into her by a friend. It was a very pleasent experience.

Another time a cousin of mine kept rubbing her big titties onto my arm for some reason, problem is she's married.

>>90004

My friends sister touched my penor once when I was like 11, she was 7 or 8.

>>90015

>Especially with the events preceding the waterbottle event

Tell us about them then.

>>90004

Once on a field trip/hike with my class in early high school, we were all walking single file along some uneven ground. I positioned myself in front of my crush so that if she slipped she'd drive her boobs into my back. It worked.

>>90019

It's good that you came to this realisation as early as high school.

I'm a fucking magnet for mentally damaged women. Had an entire harem of them competing for my attention during highschool and college. That one chick who repeatedly failed to go to her AA meetings at my last apartment complex could not take her eyes off me and was constantly flirting with me.

I have absolutely zero interest in that kind of crazy, though. Druggies? BPD? Chicks diddled by their dad? Fuck all that. I want a proper yandere, not a fucking pain in the ass.

>>90062

hello yes

During a family photo one of my Aunts put a loli on my lap. Smelled so good and I had to hold her to keep her balanced because she was a ball of energy and kept wiggling. Softest thing youd ever touch. Her bare shoulders a treat for the Gods.

After the photo was taken she just kept sitting on me. I guess she thought her Mom placed her there for a reason. After everyone left outside I slumped down in the couch and really grinded one out. Whenever she would get tired she would climb back on my lap and rest. Happiest moment ive ever had in my while life tbh.

Some people really can never understand what years of being withheld physical touch does to a person.

>>90062

Not really, i'm pretty average looking, maybe even uglier back then. The girl is 7/10 tho so it definitely adds to the awkwardness. So far i have not met her again ever since that incident. off-topic but i'm not a fat fuck, i've been shedding alot of my self-pitying attitude ever since i picked up some dumbbells. I definitely recommend lifting for anons if you want something physical that you want to work for

>>90128

>Sharing my deepest regrets and social interaction hell to strangers

No thanks, but i'll keep my spilled spaghetti to myself.

>>90155

When you spend an extended amount of time around young children especially the ones that are not blood-related, it will make you want to stay away from those innocent devils. Trust me, them shitting and pissing everywhere would be the least of your problems. They don't lie when they say to not attribute Malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. Little kids, in all their ever-curious minds would do fucking anything as a way to have fun.

Also holy fuck you're a fucking sicko.

>>90219

I was the class spaz and probably about 350th on her list.

I'm too frightened to make a Facebook account to find out what she's up to today.. I'm happier just imagining that she became some highly sexually adept Slut Goddess FemChad and enjoying the good life. It's a case of Schrodinger's Cat in a Catsuit…

>>91942

He'a right though, if you want to blogpost then go to another board. Still, it doesn't hurt to share some part of our life for other anons to enjoy or laugh with. After all, it is what that makes us human, that desire for socialization and connection.