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 No.66592

>Goblin slayer was secretly a goblin all this time

>Goku had loving parents and never kissed a girl before

>Naruto was half alien all this time

>Attack on titans was set in the future all this time and global warming created the titans

 No.66594

File: 1eef03e7160b75d⋯.jpg (249.57 KB, 550x722, 275:361, Pooh's_Adventures_of_Summe….jpg)

>Summer Wars was a good movie


 No.66596

File: 5d821d89456bfb5⋯.png (81.84 KB, 180x240, 3:4, 8366cccc852b698e629b204cc0….png)

>>66592

Honoka is actually an intelligent, respectable and responsible person fit for leadership.


 No.66599

>>66594

How that a retcon?


 No.66603

File: 972f0a67fd00b19⋯.jpg (15.99 KB, 480x360, 4:3, oh my god I was wrong, it ….jpg)

>>66592

>Attack on titans was set in the future all this time and global warming created the titans

That seems way smarter than the actual story they were trying to make, given the Earth is upside down or some shit like that.


 No.66659

>>66592

>Goblin slayer was secretly a goblin all this time

for a while there was a theory that GS was a gobbo and the last frame of the mango would be GS committing sudoku to kill the final goblin.


 No.66660

>one-punch man is actually a cancer patient spending his days in delirium

>chemo made him bald

>he imagines being a superhero because his family keeps saying things like "you're strong, you can beat anything. Even this" and his kids bring him their favourite toys (such as a big lobster -> lobsterman, etc.)


 No.66692

>>66660

That would actually make more sense.


 No.66703

File: 12f28feb2a75b23⋯.png (387.9 KB, 1183x964, 1183:964, 8ec38d9f20233aa66a13fda6fe….png)

>Namae Wa had consistency in its writing

>Reimu is a actually a deiticide jew and gassed all the yokai by the end of each game to destroy all faiths

>Komi-san and her family are mostly mute because they were traumatized from the mother pegging them all

>Op wasn't retarded when making threads


 No.66719

>>66660

>His wife has an awesome rack that he can't play with while in hospital. He misses those a lot.


 No.66732

>>66592

>Goblin slayer

>Goku

>Naruto

>Attack on titans

Holy fuck, even reddit have better taste than you.


 No.66734

File: 541e839298088f5⋯.png (80.7 KB, 442x260, 17:10, embarassed daisuki.png)

>>66703

>Komi-san and her family are mostly mute because they were traumatized from the mother pegging them all

>komiXkomimom doujin


 No.66735

>>66603

Well, the setting is basically if you rotated a map of Africa 180 degrees (as regards topography, not climate or other geography). And yeah, the global warming would've been more logical than how convoluted the manga is right now.


 No.66739

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>>66734

>>komiXkomimom doujin

Yes?


 No.66742

>The newest chapters of Watamote aren't actually happening. Tomoko committed suicide and the last chapter will show the evil things of what happens to you for being a disgusting anti-social hikki. This is all her visions of having friends right before her death. Her brother will look for her in the morning to go to school and find her dead body.


 No.66743

Naruto was literally the reincarnation of an alien.


 No.66745

File: f8b9a93cee7b254⋯.mp4 (452.57 KB, 640x640, 1:1, spooky_masked_man.mp4)

>Goku had loving parents and never kissed a girl before

Canonically Goku hasn't ever kissed a girl according to Super anon.


 No.66746

>>66743

*son of an alien


 No.66757

>>66743

>Hashirama is the reincarnation of Asura

>Naruto is the reincarnation of Asura

>Madara is the reincarnation of Indra

>Sasuke is the reincarnation of Indra

>All of them can exist at the same time

Kishimoto can't get any more retarded.


 No.66758

>>66757

If I remember correctly they weren't literal reincarnation as in soul recycling, but the "spirit" of what they stood for was what was concerned rather than the literal "soul". Similar to the "will of fire" which wasn't a thing you literally inherited but figuratively did.

Doesn't stop it from being trash though.


 No.66759

>>66757

>Story's theme is about hardwork >>> talent

<Makes two of the most privileged assholes as the main characters

That's the first sign of his retardation, anon.


 No.66760

>>66759

>tfw Neji was right all along

Kishimoto failed to get that moral correctly from the fucking second arc let alone the ending.


 No.66761

File: ee3ca8f1657d7a5⋯.png (280.19 KB, 752x644, 188:161, lee.png)

>>66759

>>Story's theme is about hardwork >>> talent

If that was the case then the best character wouldn't have been such an irrelevant side character.


 No.66785

>>66592

>>Attack on titans was set in the future all this time and global warming created the titans

That would have been a thousand times better than what we've got. Lots of loose ends in the story were seemingly pointing in better directions (woods of giant trees, the talking titan about the people of ymir, that slide about wheat in the anime).


 No.66788

>>66660

>saitama is dying of cancer

>his powers are entirely magical

>he's the one single superhero in the world

>only has 6 months to fix the world's problems


 No.72756

File: 3084fbf48aef849⋯.jpg (92.2 KB, 850x478, 425:239, Kkk.jpg)

Son Goku never loses her tail and can't fly by himself. DBZ has more cloud-riding teen saiyans.


 No.72759

>>66592

>it's Cowboy Bebop but every character is a nigger.


 No.72790

>>72759

>spike is a street thug

>jet is a race baiting reverend

>faye is a welfare queen on her 12th child

>ed is a welfare queen on her 3rd child because let's face it sheboons are never anything else


 No.73041

>Goku isn't actually the super saiyan of legend, turns out literally any saiyan can become one

Oh wait that happened.


 No.73080

>>72790

>let's face it sheboons are never anything else

That's very ignorant anon.

they also can be mcdonalds drive thru workers who give you attitude


 No.74310

Weebs have a healthy amount of testosterone and are not virgins

Real nazis, neo-nazis and fascists would not gas the weebs

Commies do not like anime

Goons really paid shills and not just men angry at spammers

/animu/ is a great board


 No.74317

>>73041

>tfw Golden Oozaru was GT's only redeeming value and we're never going to get it in canon


 No.74323

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>>74310

But fascists had no problem with cartoons and Hitler was even a fan of Disney.


 No.74338

>>74323

Cartoons are fine. It's (((cartoons))) and the (((people))) who make them that are a problem.


 No.74382

File: 8163c882994f5af⋯.jpg (65.86 KB, 634x727, 634:727, hitler-japan-photo.jpg)

File: da409201796bd2c⋯.jpg (51.76 KB, 604x250, 302:125, news-graphics-2008-_656926….jpg)

>>74310

Stop fucking trying, leftranny.


 No.74414

>>72759

Netflix?


 No.76431

>>74338

And the audience can be a problem too.


 No.76439

>>74382

You know that photo of Hitler was a fake, right?


 No.76464

>>76439

I can't find any sources stating it's fakeds o feel free to provide source to your claims


 No.77066

>>66745

And Chichi had done what? Raped him with sleeping pills and Viagra?


 No.77151

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>>66592

>be indisputable Emperor of the universe

>be utterly dreaded and unquestionably served by almost every intergalactic-FTL-travel capable species

>get offered access to almost every conceivable technology possible

>all because of your unmatched physical power

>the only thing that can beat you is the legendary once-in-a-millennium super-space-monkey

>after being defeated and mutilated by said monkey your receive the best cybernetic prosthetics your universe has to offer that further increase your power

>get defeated in seconds by a second once-in-a-millennium super-half-space-monkey-half-regular-monkey (in the same millennium)

>super-half-space-monkey-half-regular-monkey has a time machine because his mum (a regular not-space monkey from a planet that has not even discovered interstellar travel) accidentally built it in a basement while none of your scientitsts from every corner of the universe had managed to make one

>super-half-space-monkey that just obliterated you, the dreaded monarch of the universe that even literal gods fear, in seconds, comes from the future because he needs help beating some cyborg monkeys

>said robot monkeys are much stronger than super-half-space-monkey, even though they used to be regular monkeys with a single-digits powerlevel, because some monkey scientist from the same local-star-bound planet as his monkey scientist mom made them some so strong with his non-space-monkey technology


 No.77892

>>66703

Is that aheagao?


 No.87750

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>>66592

He is a goblin!


 No.87754


 No.87762




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