No.66245
are you gonna shop hands into images that get posted here?
No.66246
I haven't had a head pat in 17 years. At this point I want a head pat more than sex.
No.66247
>tfw no big ogre mama to headpat you
No.66248
No.66250
>>66248
If that's what it takes to get a head pat.
No.66281
>>66250
why would you want another man to headpat you unless you're a faggot?
or you want a girl to headpat you in which case you're still a faggot
No.66284
>>66281
Head pats feel nice. Do you prefer a dick in the ass?
No.66311
>>66256
It's like grabbing a cat from the back of the neck fur
No.66313
>>66284
Calm down you homo
No.66322
Where are the two-way headpats?
No.66323
>>66247
This, being headpatted is patrician.
No.66439
No.66506
>>66495
>falls off
>task:Happy_stand_Idle
jej
No.69095
>>69089
DP
Dual Patting
Spoiler that shit!
No.69209
Headpats vs hand-holding? What's lewder?
No.69212
No.69246
>>69209
I want to headpat Shiro-sama
No.69925
I think we need to make the headpat the official currency of /animu/
No.69981
>>69925
How much would a single headpat be worth?
No.69983
>>69925
I like this idea.
Lolis naturally crave headpats far more than ojisans. This will lead to an imbalance in the economy, with little girls getting into headpat debt and going to shady headpat loan-sharks just to make ends meet.
There'll be little girls willing to do pretty much anything for even the roughest and most condescending of headpats.
No.69984
>>69278
>not for fapping
fucking normalfags
No.69988
File: f817821cdfd0086⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 38.62 KB, 497x720, 497:720, 816cc7e7a01374c3019a1e29f8….jpg)
This is how you give a proper headpat.
No.70080
>>69981
What is it worth to you anon?
No.72159
>>69988
That's not on her ass though?
No.72173
>>70080
>What is it worth to you anon?
A single headpat upon the waifu's head, is worth the entire life I tread. What I'm really asking is what could I get for one headpat? What would be the exchange rate for other currencies? And how many headpats would it take for me to get the soul-repairing waifu that my heart desperately needs?
No.72230
>>66246
Hahaha, I buzz-cut my scalp and now my smallest little sister rubs my head whenever my head is at patting-height.
No.74799
Ready for Christmas Headpats?
No.74848
>>72230
Fugg your imouto, Anon.
No.74849
No.74850
Best pats are buttpats. Prove me wrong.
No.74852
>>74850
Butts are for slaps and whaps, not pats.
No.74854
>>74852
What about rubs in circular motions?
No.74855
>>74854
That's high-tier, especially when cuddling under the sheets.
No.74930
>tfw have messy head of hair perfect for head patting
>But no one to pat my head
No.74932
>>74930
We could play the most dangerous game
No.74952
>>74930
**Are you the anon with Yukari-like hair?
No.74953
>>74952
Shit I fucked up big time.
Are you the anon with Yukari-like hair?
No.74975
>>74952
>>74953
what is the point of redoing the post if you aren't gonna delete the fuck up?
No.74992
>>74952
>>74953
I'm not that anon.
No.75115
>>74975
Leaving reminders of my failures can only result in the will to improve myself. But mostly because I had to hurrypost while on the shitter.
>>74992
Oh, well, I'll still give you a good headpat, in a totally GAY way.
No.75583
If the headpat is the unit of currency then what is the buttpat?
No.85911
girls actually hate these
No.85919
>>85911
It's like cocaine to 2d girls.
No.85925
>>85911
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU LIAR
No.85932
>>85925
>>85927
Both of you
SHUT UP
No.85937
>>85911
Anon, my friend, you are entering a world of pain…
No.85944
>>85911
All girls love headpats and you can't tell me otherwise.
No.85945
>>85944
>girls patting girls
b-but that is…
FORBIDDEN LOVE PATTING
No.86127
>>85944
Truly it's the greatest form of healing the soul.
No.86159
>>85911
Like all things, girls enjoy headpats if they are from the guy they like.
No.86189
>>86159
If it's from the guy they 'like' they would even enjoy him farting in her face
No.96105
Do headpats cure all misery?
No.96219
>>96105
Depends. Is headpat NTR a thing?
No.96300
Careful what you headpat!
No.96369
i don't get it, isn't the point of headpats giving them to qt 2D bishoujos and not getting them? you bunch of perverts
No.96371
>>96369
Place your hand on my head and rub vigorously.
No.96373
>>96371
>Place your hand on my head and rub vigorously.
what has this world come to
No.96375
>>96373
Do it and I'll call you daddy.
No.96376
>>96375
why is r9k invading now here too
No.96380
>>96376
Forgive me father for I'm about to sin. Now rub my head and call me pretty.
No.96430
>>96376
fuck off, robots did nothing wrong
No.96534
!!!!!!!!!MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS!!!!!