No.56611
would you ever breed a vampire?
No.56617
Aye, put the spire in the vampire.
No.56618
No.56623
>>56611
We all know the answer to that. I think the real question is: would you let a vampire suck your dick?
No.56639
>>56618
I don't know anon, what if vampires exist as a legend because jews wanted something to project their flaws onto? And on top of that, what if the projection-sentiment behind that lead to vampires being the exact opposite?
No.56643
>>56639
>And on top of that, what if the projection-sentiment behind that lead to vampires being the exact opposite?
Such as how, apparently, the King of vampire, the Prince of Darkness, is an anti-Semite?
No.56645
No.56650
>>56611
>Those elbows.
What the fuck? i don't remember this show looking that bad.
No.56651
>>56650
>tfw no superior vampire elbows for sick muay thai gainz
No.56679
>>56623
Only if they let me put a spider gag on them.
No.56684
>>56611
concerning this particular vampire, are you into threesomes with her and another dude?
No.56706
>>56684
no, i like pre-pip seras better
No.56715
>>56684
>>56706
I thoroughly enjoyed Hellsing when I first watched it.
But not so much after rewatching it some time later. 2edgy4me.
Seras was cute. Should have remained a klutz sidekick with a side of edge instead of turning full edge.
No.66768
Seeing this bitch's tits straining against her uniform on the back cover of my older brother's hellsing DVDs was one of my formative anime experiences
No.66769
Yes, but that's the wrong one.
No.66770
>>56611
I just came to guro animation while most plebs in the comments complained, and le downboated someone who liked it.
Why they do that?
No.66771
>>66769
>sample
Shinobu is a semen demon. I am afraid to watch Monogatari because the few scenes I've seen of her have made me extremely horny. She's too cute, has the perfect balance of maturity and youth, and is half-naked all the time.
No.66772
>>66771
Also she's a bit of a tease. Fuck.
No.66773
>>56643
Dracula, besides the name, has nothing to do with vampires. Blood "libel", the need to count coins when you drop them, Bloom syndrome as a result of frequent inbreeding (because, like nu/pol/, they consider certain races non-human), among other reasons.
>>56611
You can't breed Dio.
No.66803
>>66773
I haven't read JoJo but aren't there whole parts dedicated to dealing with the aftermath of Dio breeding?
No.66808
>>66803
Yes, but also on a technical level they aren't his kids.
No.66971
>>66808
Giorno is a weird mix though, unless his mother was blonde.
No.66972
>>66971
Actually he starts out with black hair as a kid, but then when he gets his stand it turns into dio blonde.
No.67006
>Wanting to fuck a blood-sucking parasite
I'd sooner fuck a werewolf than fuck a (((vampire))). Even then, they are both inferior to humans.
No.67007
>>67006
>I'd sooner fuck a werewolf
Sasuga furfags.
No.67010
>>67007
Furfags deserve to be castrated to prevent their genetics from spreading. Should have made my point clearer it seems; Breeding and wanting to breed with any species other than your own is unnatural and degenerate.
No.67011
>>56611
She's second generation. She would need to be 14th or 15th generation before being able to breed.
No.67012
>>56611
>breed
don't think it's possible
>fuck
maybe with some of those heatpacks so she feels warm?
No.67013
>>56611
yes, especially shut-ins
No.67016
>>66771
Don't worry about it, Anon, she's over 500 years old.
No.67030
>>56611
I would breed (you)
No.67031
>>56618
this tbh
western-style vampires are just allegorical jews, we need less of those
japanese-style vampires are allegorical europeans, we need more of those
No.77953
>>56611
Vampires don't have wombs.
Neither does undead liches masquerading as magical girls.
No.77954
>>77953
They all seem to have MASSIVE tits tho
No.77958
>>77953
Why would girls not have wombs?
No.77959
>>56611
Japs fail at anything remotely mystic. It always ends up materialized, technical and voided of fascination.
Vampires from folklore were catch all magic creatures, an ascended magic user who crossed over humanity and into demonic. A single vampire has the power to hold hostage an entire country. Blowing it all down to winged guys who suck blood is an insult to mystery and sense of marvel.
No.77960
>>77959
>gets asked whether you'd fuck this and that
>gives 3deep5me bullcrap
If you want people to stroke your ego, try >>>/tumblr/
No.77965
>>77960
Everything is 2deep when you're retarded
No.77968
>>77965
Says the retard who gave an answer nobody asked as a means to stroke his ego.
>>>/twitter/
No.77978
>>77963
>Seras Victoria
>A jew
No.77979
>>77968
>unsolicited opinion on vampires???
Wew
I didn't realize I hurt you that bad. Now you realize that telling people something is too complicated for you, can backfire
No.77987
>>77979
>>77968
This is an impasse between two people wanting the thread to be two different things. One of you wants to talk about vampires the other wants porn. Stop feeding each other (You)'s in a pointless argument for the next month and hundreds of posts and just talk about what you want with the other people in the thread whose interests align with each other.
No.78030
>>77978
gimmie a quick rundown on hellsing and if she dies or not
No.78031
>>78030
She's already dead. Watch Hellsing Ultimate.
No.78034
>>78031
i was not amused, anon
No.78035
>>77978
She's way worse, she's an anglo
No.78036
No.78037
would you drink a vampire's blood to become a vampire yourself?
No.78039
>>78036
You are the prick who attempted humor in my general direction. I never asked to be amused, I merely saw your failed attempt at it.
No.78041
>>78039
I'll answer your question for you then since you bested me in a game of wits and am honor bound to tell you: use google you humorless /a/ mouth breather. You're boring me so last reply if you're being serious.
No.78052
if vampires don't age, would the babby be forever a single fertilized egg?
No.78053
>>78037
That depends.
What are the benefits and drawbacks of being a vampire?
No.78056
>>78041
>joke doesnt land
>gets told so
>tries again
>still doesnt land
>gets pissy and calls me humor-less
No.78066
>>78052
>if vampires don't age, would the babby be forever a single fertilized egg?
this is why vampires have to feed their blood to others (or drink others' blood, depending on the fiction)
No.78557
>>77958
>>78066
I would thought that vampire-girl's wombs are nonfunctional like their heart.
No.78588
>>78557
>nonfunctional heart
>dies from having a stake jammed into it
???
No.78589
>>78588
That's because vampires are allergic to wood. Duh.
No.78590
>>78589
Would explain why you could never breed them.
No.78595
I'd breed with Ellie. Such a lewd little vampire.
No.78654
>>78590
Well thank god they're not allergic to rape.
No.78672
>>78595
She was made to be bred.
No.78735
>>78672
The fact she's so lewd in an otherwise mostly harmless series makes her much sexier, like when she felt the other girl's ass. A shame there'll never be a more lewd OVA with her lusting on cute girls or wearing sexy outfits.
No.78887
>>78595
>>78672
You guys sure this isn't a succubus?
No.78889
>>78887
I'd make her into one against her will
No.78892
>>78887
Nah, she's just quite sultry.
No.78895
>>78892
Would you rather a succubus or a thot?
No.78927
>>78895
A succubus does it for survival not shinny pebbles.
No.79030
Why breed vampires when you could farm them?
No.79033
>>79030
Animal husbandry is part of farming and knowing farmers they take the husbandry part seriously.
No.79127
>>79030
What about a human farm that you run in tandem with your qt vampire wife as you spend the rest of your immortality with her?
No.79755
>>79030
What exactly would one gain from farming vampires?
No.79799
>>79755
Cheap, nearly immortal slave labour fed with a slaughterhouse's unwanted byproducts.
No.93175
I'd let one succ me clean
No.93176
I think in an episode we saw her tits
No.93195
>>56643
Threads like that one always fascinated me. I find it disappointing that no Nip author has tried adapting Vlad's story into manga or anime form.
No.94502
>>93175
I would every incarnation of Shinobu
No.94541
>>56643
Jewish slander and projection, the most famous case that led to savage murders and rapes was caused by Ilya Ehrenburg's fantasies.
No.94561
>>94541
What's the sauce on this? I've seen it for years, but I have no idea who this guy is.