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File: f3cd9831e24ad1f⋯.jpg (538.95 KB, 890x900, 89:90, Vocaloids-image-vocaloids-….jpg)

 No.41793

>Once upon a time their was a necromancer named Marrow

>Marrow had completed an entrance exam in order to get into a prestigious school that trains necromancers due to associations with her parents who are famed necromancers

>The school should be just around the corner marrow thinks to herself

>As she turns around marrow notices a large abandoned school that looks withered and damaged

>That must be the place Marrow thinks to herself

>As Marrow enters the Decrypt building she hears a noise coming from within

>That must be the other students Marrow thinks to herself

>Marrow then casually strolls through the corridors until she finds herself in a room with 4 students and a teacher

>Your the final student the teacher asks

>Y-yes Marrow worryingly says

>Listen the world is a very dangerous place for us necromancers put there after all our magic is considered forbidden amongst other mages. the teacher shouts

>Let's start with introductions my name is Mrs Nobe

>My name is Marrow shouts Marrow

>My name is Galus a boy at the front speaks up and this is my twin sister Astra Galus mentions

>Mrs Nobe points towards the final student and asks for her name

>My name is Melody the girl announces

>Any questions the teachers asks the students

>Galus puts his hands up

>What is it Galus Mrs Nobe asks

>Why is necromancy a forbidden magic

>It is considered unethical by religious folk thus we are hunted down by them relentlessly Mrs Nobe explains

>That's all for today go to your rooms Mrs Nobe states

continue the story from here I'm gonna binge watch more shows

 No.41797

>On the way to her room Marrow smells death and decay

>This must be where they keep the bodies, she thinks

>Marrow, being a sheltered little faggot, has never seen a dead body before

>Follows the scent through the crypt's narrow corridors

>After several minutes of wandering she stumbles a cross the smell's origin

>A bloated mass of cancerous tissue, abandoned and unloved, laying on the floor

>The perfect test subject for Marrow's dark arts

>OP's thread


 No.41800

File: 7dbeee27586fc05⋯.jpg (81.13 KB, 773x859, 773:859, __kujou_karen_kin_iro_mosa….jpg)

>Marrow walks to her room swaggily

>"oh yeah I need to say hi to the senpai-chans next door"

>She knocks on the room next to hers

>No response

>Marrow is about to walk back because she still needs to watch the latest SAO episode but then she hears that noise that doors make

>Before her now stands a cute blonde girl with super fashionable clothing and a cool laugh

>She also faintly smells eggs but she pretends to ignore it and focuses on the coolness of the senpai in front of her

>"Hey desu whatsup desu?"

>"Hello" said Marrow coolly

>"I'm Karen lol nice to meet you"

>"I'm Marrow, I just wanted to say hi" she says quetly

>"See those girls there"? Karen said epically and she points at a bunch of girls sitting around in the hallway

>Two in the middle are the ring leaders.

>Used to being the center of attention.

>They are the loud girls at the party who appear to be the easiest/sluttiest but are really just attention whores and dick teases.

>2nd from the right is the doter. She things they are the greatest and wants to be like them, seeks their approval. She won't take a shit without it.

>Blondie is the chick who wants to be them. The secret jealous one/usurper.

>The one on the right is the shadow one, used to being ignored not getting any attention. Shy or whatever.

>The first 3 are time bandits due to the aforementioned reasons.

>Giving Blondie your attention will blow her head up and think she's better than the group leaders because she pulled a guy over them.

>You feed her ego, then feed her dick.

>The one on the right will appreciate not being in the shadows, just engage her in conversation and make her feel important and you're in there. >Bonus is even if it's the group leaders you want, they may get jealous they aren't getting the attention, and go full whore mode to prove to themselves they still got it.

>"ANYWAY nice to meet you desu x3" Karen said in a loud but epic way

>Then I hear a loud sound and the hallway starts to smell of rotten eggs and Indian people

>I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

>I blshued a little, it was my first time hearing a girl fart unless my mom counts

>"Well bye" and Marrow walked away while Karen kept staring at her with a smug face while she walked off as she kept letting out farts that seemed to get louder every second

>"She is a very omoshiroi girl' thought Marrow and she went back to her room to watch the latest anime episodes on Crunchyroll™

TL note: omoshiroi means interesting


 No.41801


 No.41807

File: 1bbe4fb4d5ffa3d⋯.jpg (206.06 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, kawaii karen.jpg)

>>41800

>"I can't stop thinking about that girl from yesterday she was so kawaii and sugoii" thought Marrow when lying i nbed that night

>"I wonder if she's also a necromancer oh lol nevermind this school wasn't for general magic studies but just necromancing because OP is a faggot who came up with a shitty premise but it's 1AM here and I suffer from amnesia and I have nothing better to do with my pathethic life so I will continue writing this" wrote Marrow in her diary which she just picked up

>When thinking of Karen's sexy slim figure and all the lewd sounds that came from her behind Marrow suddenly felt a desire to move her hands towards the area of her body from which urine leaves

>But right before she did touch it she thought to herself "n-no wait I can't do this, I was raised in an orthodox Islamo-Judeo-Christian household and mommy told me touching myself there was a sin that Yawhallahg-d would punish with eternal hellfire"

>She thought about her mother who recently committed suicide after being bullied by internet trolls and then cried herself to sleep

>The next day Marrow went to her first class: Necromancing, which was the only subject the school taught due to them using the entire education budget they recieved from the magic government on filling diversity quotas and making the school feel more inclusive to Orcs

>The teacher shouted "all right kids, get to your seats, I have an anouncement to make!"

>"We have a new transfer student who came all the way from the Islamic State of New Pakistan, formerly known as the UK, please wish her a warm welcome"

>And then suddenly, Karen from yesterday started walking the classroom in and she was farting while doing so

>"Hai minna konnichiwa" said Karen in epic Japanese which she learned recently

>"Wow so cool" said everyone

>After having our first necromancy lessons I sat down with my friend from Middle School, Ashley

>BUT SUDDENLY Karen interrupted our conversation and shoved Ashley to the ground

>"Wow please be careful Karen, she has anorexia you know" I said politely to Karen

>"Daijobuu Marrow-chan teehee" said Karen as she did that anime thing where she hits herself on the head while sticking her tongue out

>Ashley was bleeding on the ground but Karen's coolness and stinkiness made me feel excited and I couldn't help but focus on her instead of Ashley's injuries

>"Karen" I whispered "I think I might like you"

>"WOW okay, this is not the time for that kind of stufff but we could go on a date tommorow and talk about it alright" Karen said epically and then she had to go, she just ate a bean boritto and the teacher begged her to go to the bathroom because he was bothered by her flatuence

>And thus, I began preparing for our date…


 No.41811

>>41807

>As Morrow prepares for her date, her mind drifts back to earlier events

>>Why is necromancy a forbidden magic

>>It is considered unethical by religious folk thus we are hunted down by them relentlessly Mrs Nobe explains

>It hits her

>Aren't my parents Jewish?

>Furthermore, aren't Jews afraid of gas?

>Clearly this needs investigation

>Morrow sets aside her date preparation and whips out her fat Talmud

>Perhaps this vile work of Jewish sorcery has the answer


 No.41820

File: 3b646d104708f56⋯.gif (1.56 MB, 425x550, 17:22, farting happa.gif)

>>41800

>>41807

>dating a fart slut


 No.41822

>>41820

>expecting taste from a Jewess


 No.42008

File: b564f09ecde2d36⋯.jpg (13.87 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 14559371488312.jpg)

>>41800

what is that gaze trying to say?


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 No.51810

>>51358

>>51072

>>51281

>>51420

>>51358

>>51371




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