No.2161
No.3073
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No.3075
No.3160
>>3095
I prefer pussy. Looks good to me and I'm not a fan of putting my dick where there's shit.
No.3178
No incorrect answer.
Ass is good though.
No.3185
>>3159
>bottom half
All you ever need.
No.3302
Looks like /animu/ is full of supreme taste.
No.3355
Oppai = Life
Ketsu = Hometown
No.11538
Why is this even a question?
Tits > Feets > Legs > Navel > Everything else
No.11543
Ass. Everything else is entry tier.
No.11545
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Boobs or ass is the first question. The next question is inverted nipples, or dimples of Venus?
No.11548
>>2154
Legs, I blame old movies
No.11580
Both. You need to keep balance in all things and that includes your fap fuel.
No.11584
I am for the tits, sorry guys.
No.11586
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No.11899
>>2154
They're both attached to the same body. You can literally have both so why choose one over the other?
No.11902
>>11899
>have to choose between two girls
>one has nice tits the other has a nice ass
hurrdurr u gan hav boff
No.11903
>>11902
you choose ass, obviously
No.11910
>>11902
>hurrdurr u gan hav boff
Just like muh harem animus
No.11912
>>11902
Just how "bad" is the ass or tits on the alternative? If the rest of the body is so terrible then you may not wish to make the sacrifice just for getting, exclusively, a nice ass or nice tits while the rest is shit.
No.12191
People who like buttocks are primitive monkeys. I have never seen the appeal of the place where poo comes out. Breasts are givers of life and as such indicate the ability of a woman to nurture children. If you do not love breasts, then you are not a real man.
No.12285
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>>12191
Fool that you are, you ignore that ass is more than just the back. It includes the entire area, including hips and waist and even the bit of the upper thigh.
Nice wide hips are the sign of a woman ready to have children! There is no greater sign of motherhood!
I prefer breasts though
No.12779
>>12285
This man knows how it is
No.12784
The thighs and area where upper thigh turn to ass are the goodest.
No.12786
No.13001
>>3355
>Satoshi Urushihara
No.13090
>>12835
Sweet jesus that last image.
No.13094
It is cheating for assfags to include thighs when assessing the merits of butts. Thighs are their own divine entity seperate from shitty asses.
No.13103
>>13094
Thighs are part of the butt, and the butt is part of the thigh.
No.13629
HookTube embed. Click on thumbnail to play.
Here me brothers and believe! You can have ==BOTH==
No.13966
>>11586
>She didn't expect him to actually cum
>Now she's embarrassed and has to walk around with cum on her feet
That's pretty lewd and cute.
>>13629
>==BOTH==
Wew lad. You are a failure. Tits all the way and especially DFC.
No.20437
>>13996
>boobs & crotch
No ass there….
But bewbs aplenty
No.20439
>>13996
> idk the source don't ask
High School DxD
No.30656
>>2154
Boobs, I like them huge.
Source is [超ゆとり教育 (まかろー)] あおいっぱい!3-後編-
No.30662
Trick question. The correct answer is T H I C K
No.30676
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>>30662
That's what I'm talking about.
No.30677
>>30676
Reported for posting American anime.
No.30678
Neither, really. I want tight asses and breasts that are modest and perky. What I really care about is cuteness, neotenous features, them being dainty, and narrow hips.
No.30681
>>30680
>>30678
More examples.
No.30692
>>13103
That's like saying the neck, back, and abdomen are part of the tits.
No.30693
No.30783
No.30799
>>30781
Girl on the background is a nice detail.
No.30817
All true men prefer boobs
No.30819
>>30817
This. Boobs are far softer than ass cheeks could ever be.
Heck, a good paizuri can feel almost as good as a vagina.
No.30860
Personally more of a sweat man tbh.
No.30861
No.30880
No.30882
Now my fellow boob lovers, on to the next topic: How do you like your nipples?
>puffy on big tiddies for me
>areola of mediu to medium-large size
>pink
No.30919
>>30882
Pink nips on chocolate
No.33509
>>2154
All of it because they should compliment each other for a pleasurable beautiful form.
No.33542
would a kind anon mind posting a prison school webm? you know the one.
No.33812
>>30655
Where did you get that from? I thought I got all of that artis's stuff on my PC but I guess not.
I'll be dumping this art book thing.
No.33826
No.35456
>>35453
ASS IS GAY
because gays are into ass too fagggot
No.35464
No.35467
No.35469
>>35467
>>35464
Don't bother watching it, it's terrible
No.35472
>>35469
>that one "everything is shit" guy
maybe anime isn't for you
No.35475
>>35472
>that one "everything is good" guy
And he said that Shimoneta is terrible, not everything.
No.35996
Boobs enthusiast here
Reality is, if I had to choose between a girl with no Ass but Tits and a girl with Ass but no Tits, I'd go for the later.
You need the ass to grab and reproduce.
Also, ass goes along with Thighs and Hips.
No.35997
>>2154
Boobs, especially on lolis
No.35998
>>35996
Ass has nothing to do with reproduction jigger
>>35997
Pailoli is the best
No.36000
>>35997
>>35998
futa loli > oppai loli
No.36003
>>36000
>futa
Remove yourself
No.36004
>>35998
>Ass has nothing to do with reproduction
Yes it does, and so does voluptuous figures on primates.
It's why breast fetishism exists, it's why average females have fuller thighs and hips than the average man.
No.36007
>>36004
>breast fetishism
Breasts are there to attract men. Fetishes are when someone is aroused by something abnormal. There's no such thing as breast fetishism because being attracted to breasts is perfectly normal.
No.36008
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>>36007
>There's no such thing as breast fetishism because being attracted to breasts is perfectly normal.
Attraction to breasts can take some abnormal turns
No.36012
>>36008
Well, I hadn't considered that. But "artwork" like that aside, breasts are still a perfectly healthy attraction.
No.36013
>bantering about which fleshy bags are more attractive
>not ascending over basic biological desires
No.36029
>>36007
Being attracted by breasts is something abnormal.
Only humans are attracted to breast.
It's endemic to our species
No.36036
>>36013
this
the whole point in the 2D>>>3DPD is to transcend the cage of the flesh. in all its forms.
text based waifus when?
No.36039
>>36036
there are plenty of chat bots out there anon
No.36040
>>36039
no there aren’t
rip tay
No.36052
>>36029
Who cares about the fetishes of animals?
No.36056
No.36350
>>36000
image having a dick like that and shoving your waifu's womb into her chest with that
No.36402
What boob/ass -related tags do you use
>areola_slip
>clitoris_slip
>anus_peek
>anal_ball_wear
>backboob
No.36435
>>36402
>What boob/ass -related tags do you use
Oppai loli
No.36445
>>35456
Chesticles are gross. This is what the ideal female body looks like.
No.36446
>>36445
>ideal female body
>looks just like little boy's
Is there something you'd like to admit, anon?
No.36447
>>36445
This is the ideal female body.You may not like it, but this is what peak animu performance looks like.
No.36455
>>36447
The throbbing and pants-tightening of my penis agrees with you
No.36459
>>36447
Is that a towel or a fucking napkin?
No.36490
No.36491
>>36447
I completely agree.
No.36584
>>2154
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAass
No.36589
No.36608
>>36403
"Iya na Sare Nagara Opantsu Misete Moraitai" agrees.
No.36625
Small ass with a gap between the legs, flat chest and child bearing hips are the only correct answer.
No.36648
>>36625
This, except without the big hips. Narrow hips are patrician.
No.36657
>>36648
Just say you want a little boy anon.
No.36684
>>36625
I absolutely love women in suits.
Tomoko's school uniform is the best.
No.36711
When it comes to 2D, this isn't even an argument as most 2D girls will have something that fits the build. Where a lack of tits will be made up with wide hips and nice legs. Hell they could lack all features like Taiga and Kuroko from Railgun and still look great. Still I love thick thighs, flat chests, cow tits, and huge hips on petite bodies. Especially when the clothing compliment them.
>>33812
Thanks for reminding me I still had that. In fact, I'll scan and upload the third artbook tonight.
No.36715
>>33815
>second image
>criminal eyes
No.36777
>>36711
>I'll scan and upload the third artbook tonight
Godspeed anon.
No.36784
>>2154
Flat chested reigns supreme!
Prove me wrong. Impossible
No.36797
>>36784
Boobs > the absence of boobs
No.36804
>>36711
Taking a little longer than expected. I found a better color scheme and am attempting to stitch the 2-page images. I think I'll have it done today.
No.36810
>>36797
You understand nothing. It's much more fun to tease a flat girl than oppai chan
No.36820
>>36810
Yeah, because both she and you know that boobs are better.
No.36825
>>36810
That's not true, everyone loves to bully saggers.
No.36826
>>36810
>not bullying both
step it up sempai!
No.36831
>>11543
>ass isn't the entry
Fag.
No.36840
https://exhentai.org/g/1261733/209b407437/
I haven't added in the combined images but it's done. Here's one of the stitched images.
No.37169
>>36840
>exhentai
Can you post them somewhere else please?
No.37171
>>37169
What goes to Sad Panda usually ends up on other sites.
No.37174
>>37169
>>37171
My bad, it was also uploaded to E-Hentai:
https://e-hentai.org/g/1261733/209b407437/
I should have looked it up first.
No.37986
>shit taste or shit taste
Let me fix that for you.
Midriff or legs?
No.38032
>>36840
Back again with another upload. This time, it's for people who like cow tits. First pic related. It's IshiKei's newest artbook.
https://exhentai.org/g/1264402/4749ffbaf7/
>>37169
Where would you like this posted then? You won't be able to get this on E-Hentai.
>>37986
Juicy thighs.
No.38063
>>36831
>>ass isn't the entry
>Fag.
Ayyyy
No.38066
>>2154
It's a surprisingly hard question to answer.
Given a perfectly healthy woman, both boobs and asses seem to give biological benefits to her future children in proportion to their sizes. Large boobs mean more milk supply and healthy growth and large asses mean higher IQ for children.
Even if we focus only on the aesthetics, I still can't decide; I like females well-proportioned body.
Tall + big boobs + big asses = Good
Short + Flat + small asses = Good
Average height + average boobs+ average asses = Good.
Everything else seems weird to me.
No.38080
>>38032
doing g-ds work, anon.
No.38101
>>38066
>Large boobs mean more milk supply and healthy growth
But that's wrong. Larger breasts does not equate to more space for milk, it just means there are more fats present. However, larger asses through omega 3's do hint to a higher IQ.
No.38274
>>38101
Point taken. Thanks for pointing that out.
My preferences still stands, though. Also the more I think about it, I discovered that also appreciate thighs, hips and arms. It might be easier to say that I like all the parts of well-proportioned female body. It sucks to be indecisive at times.
No.38570
>>38101
Technically they do. Boobs aren't a natural thing in nature, you don't just have them by default. Boobs are a sign of pregnancy or recent pregnancy and breast feeding. Only humans display signs of pregnancy all year round.
No.38571
ass. it's more multipurpose and common. female, female (male), and male all have it. it comes with a hole for entry along with other useful features.
No.38572
>>38571
>female (male), and male all have it. It comes with a hole for entry
How did a homo like you make it through this thread?
No.38583
>>38572
there's only wet holes. things like heterosexuality are just a figment of your imagination
No.38613
>>38583
>only wet holes
If your anus gets wet you need to see a doctor
>things like heterosexuality are just a figment of your imagination
Gays not welcome!
No.38614
>>38583
Seriously though, the more we expose faggots on this imageboard, the more we find them shitposting in our threads. It's like one of many anons' self-fulfilling prophecies.
Or it is just the whole world coming down to hell.
No.38615
>>38614
There are outsiders raiding 8ch with shit like this and the pro-pedo shit. They need to be mass banned before every board ends up like /tv/ but the mods are cucking out to them instead.
No.38617
>>38615
Or you could just call them out with facts like the life expectancy of gay men and the chances of your intestines dropping out of your ass due to anal prolapse. That's pretty harrowing. Just look it up and reply with obvious truth.
No.38619
>>38617
Bad idea because then this happens. Instead of having a topic about boobs and butts we now have a thread discussing homos. Completely derailed and disrupted the discussion. Same tactic they're using on every single board and i's working most of the time.
Just ban any one who approves of faggotry or pedos (same thing) and be done with it.
No.38663
Definitely going to have to go with tits here.
No.38667
>>38663
For a series about life and hometown life seems to be a lot better off overall
No.39154
No.42872
>>38615
Not him, but pedo > homo when it comes to anime.
No.42873
>>38619
>(same thing)
You can fuck off.
Lolis will always be the peak of girlyness, and the only thing anime really excels.
No.44476
>>36840
Hey anon, did you get this one?
No.44541
>>2154
>Boobs or ass?
Hips.
No.44578
No.44596
Flat chest > Average ass > Big ass > Small ass > Big boobs
No.44605
>>38617
>chances of your intestines dropping out of your ass due to anal prolapse
Not to mention shit leaking. and the diseases.
No.44655
>>44596
>lack of breasts > breasts
Nah
No.44786
>>2161
Thick thighs are perfect.
>>44476
I don't see that acrylic figure sold anywhere. But I uploaded all 3 of those already. If you look under my profile name, you should find it.
>>44656
>Having your head squeezed between some nice thighs.
The dream.
No.44792
Ass = sign of good genetics
Boobs = usually a sign of bodyweight more than anything else
No.45071
>>44786
>1st pic
Very hot. Who even needs arms with thighs like that?
No.45096
>>45071
Good luck typing and playing vidya with your thighs and feet.
No.45125
>>11581
How nervous, especially the boy.
No.45128
>>45098
But can she use a keyboard with them?
That toe on her right foot looks especially uncomfy
No.45130
>>11916
That expression of LOVE is so perfect.
No.45142
This entire thread is trickery. The only true answer is DELICIOUS NAVEL
No.45305
>>45024
I love paizuri, but I also love sumata. Sadly sumata is heavily underrated.
>>45071
I don't think thighs serve the same purpose as arms. An arm pillow doesn't compare to a lap pillow.
No.45320
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>>45305
Thighs are made for impregnating.
No.45372
>>11851
>Ass
>End
I see what you did that.
Allow me to be UP FRONT about my preferences.
No.46712
No.46804
>>36312
What is that an image for ants?
No.47179
>>47171
You can 'have' both but you can't hold both tits and ass with your two hands without some awkward positioning. That's why you have to choose: tits or ass?
No.47186
>>47179
Yes you can you hold the ass in one hand and the boobs in the other, unless you're a manlet with short arms.
No.47190
>>47186
How does that work in your mind? If you're up against her on one side you're not going to be able to grab anything on that side effectively, which is what makes it awkward. You need to embrace her to run your hands over her body properly but you won't be able to do that on the side that your body is holding her with. So you need to choose what you hold with your body and what you hold with your hands: tits or ass?
No.47191
Very interesting question, let me ponder it for a moment.
No.47202
>>47190
>How does that work in your mind?
Here I demonstrated it in Koikatu.
No.47210
>>47202
Right hand is too cramped to squeeze her breast while left hand barely manages to reach her asscheek. Thanks for proving my point
No.47212
>>47210
*squeeze her breast properly
No.47219
>>46804
Jesus! It's the best art of Rem I've seen and the weird thing is that it does not make me horny.
No.47243
>>47210
>while left hand barely manages to reach
T-Rex poster detected.
No.47382
>>47243
I'm just going by that koikatsu picture, but that brings up another point; if you have gibbon-tier arms you'll bunch up your arms if you're close to her and if you're further away you'll still run into the same problem a guy with normal-sized arms faces in that grabbing both tits and ass will be awkward to do which is enhanced by the distance between the two of you. So, have you chosen yet?
No.47415
>>3355
god fucking damn those are some quality animated titties
also nice dubs
No.47420
>>47243
T-rex is not for bully.
No.48123
Ass is the only possible answer
No.48147
>>47420
>rawr rawr me king of thunder lizards don't pay attention that me scavenger most of the time or anything
>manjaw
>muh thicc tails that niggers love to chase because niggers
>(((spielberg))) thinks im hawt shit probably because he mohlested a bunch of t-rexii while they were still eggs
Thalidomide -rex is made for bullying. :^)
Bullyposting aside. Is that series still continuing, I thought the author stopped years ago.
No.48737
>Boobs work regardless of size, even washboard flats can breast feed
>Wide hips help with pregnancy meaning the wider the hips and the bigger the ass the better genes she has for motherhood
Ass is clearly the most important.
No.48746
>>48737
This. Also, alpha males will prefer ass over tits because they need to spread their superior genes while betas know that their seed is tainted and will only create more autists so they prefer to play with tits like a little child forever.
No.48756
Faggots and scat freaks love the ass.
No.48763
Fuck choosing one over the other. I have way too many fetishes all across the body to prefer any specific taste.
No.48783
>>48737
Does the size of her assets really matter when she's at this scale?
No.48798
>>48736
>>48737
When I see nice asses like these I just know my whole day is going to be derailed
>>48783
Yes, I want to lick tiny F-cups
No.48802
Flat chest, wide hips, thick thighs and plump ass.
No.48812
>>48801
>>48802
I need boobs to live though
No.48838
>>48813
Delicious gumdrops.
No.58219
I like mine well rounded over all
No.58225
>>58221
>"cultured" people who are more influenced by leading media are being more brainwashed rich womyn propaganda followers
Color me surprised.
No.58254
Scanfag back again to give some ammo in this argument. This time the artbook is a pantyhose collection from various artists. Not done editing or scanning yet but I'm making progress.
Obviously, this is more dedicated to ass/legs/feet fans.
No.58282
Why are 80% of the threads on the board fap threads or centered around female characters?
No.58295
>>58282
Because you're a fag.
No.58305
>>58282
Fucking heterosexuals, am I right?
No.58319
>>58282
Because there are almost zero people that are not having their minds controlled by their instincts/urges/libido. Freaking onanists have a hard no pun intended time talking about anything not related to their sexual interests, and they can discuss the same shit a lot of times as long as new fap material is found/provided during the "discussions."
That's kind of understandable, though, since there are fewer places in general now where you can discuss things like these without getting banned by faggots for bullshit reasons like "muh misogyny," "heterosexualism is bullying muh homos," "muh wymyn disrespect."
Still, it's not like the quality of the topics and threads should suffer because of this.
No.58345
>>58282
Why are you such fag and haven't killed yourself?
No.58346
>>58215
>lvl 1 "anime"
>has tumblr nose
>>>/ovens/
No.58409
>>58319
/vg/ is very slow and we don't have an active /e/ or /h/ board. So /a/ and /animu/ seem to have taken that aspect.
No.58610
>>58282
Don't fight the city hall.
>>58295
>>58305
>>58345
Anons, that poster might have been a female.
We have femanons roaming around Yaoi thread.
Stop making baseless accusations.
>>58319
What a sad state of the modern world we are in now.
No.58616
A woman's breasts grow naturally as hormones kick in when she's pregnant, preparing her to feed her offspring. A woman needs to become pregnant for that to happen. A woman's attractiveness comes mainly from the curves on her lower body - the wider the hips, the readier she is for reproduction. What is a woman without any ass or hips to grab male attention? Boobs aren't even an appendage for sexual purposes in the first place, they're for feeding babies. Have you fools learned nothing from Ass Man?
No.58617
>>58610
>spoiler
They asked to be treated like any other anon in that thread, you fucking dip. The ones who posted said they don't want special treatment/white knighting
Please don't be a fag about it, and just let things like that ride.
No.58618
>>58616
This, women should worry about their hips, the lower half is the most important. That's why I prefer ass/thighs/hips as it's a better indicator of fertility. Boobs are for babies, are you anons babies? You boob loving babies.
No.58621
>>58617
>that spoiler
Fair point, I forgot that one.
>>58618
But I want both asses and boobs. A healthy, proportionally curvy body is the best.
No.58651
>>58618
No other creature in our order has large breasts at all times. Apes find it a turn-off since large round breasts are an indicator of pregnancy rather than available fertility, and many gravitate toward the ass instead. They stare on, dragging their knuckles and scampering on all fours, faces level with the bottoms of other apes and looking for swollen asses. The human breast is fully exposed in our bipedal stance, closer to both your eyes and your heart. Only in humans do you see such fine orbs at all times, and in such a perfected form. Oppai is what separates the men from the beasts. Breasts vs beasts, if you will. Are you an ape, anon? Or are you a human being?
>spoiler
Only babies like boobs? Poop comes from that ass, you know. Are you into scat, anon? :^)
No.58653
>>58651
>something something dubbedshit
Your opinion = discarded
Figures you would be a fat apologist big breast fag.
No.58663
>>58616
>>58618
What if I just want the comfort of resting my head on/between a nice pair? Nothing wrong with that, is there?
No.58676
>>58651
Humans ARE apes you baka moron.
No.62528
>>3178
BASED and REDPILLED
No.62558
>>58676
Humans are different from the lower, lesser apes is the point. A human is not a gorilla, nor bonobo, nor chimpanzee, which stand around staring at asses all day and are turned off by big breasts. Our brains grew, and so did our selection and appreciation of fantastic funbags. Humans are unique. Butts are all well and good, but revel in your high place on the evolutionary scale and grab those gazongas. They are proof of your humanity.
No.62647
Asses for looks, boobs for anything older than that. There's just something really alluring of a loli's buttcheeks peeking outside of her underwear/swimsuit. Their butts look perfect on denim or spats.
No.62652
>>62558
Human beings share ~98% of their DNA with other apes.
>A human is not a gorilla, nor bonobo, nor chimpanzee
Cows have big udders but they're not a sexual trait either.
Different subspecies of every animal's family are different from each other but they still procreate the same way. Quit trying to raise the subject of sexual drives to a philosophical level and stop pretending you're not an animal, as are all humans on this earth. Boobs develop the way they do in humans to feed offspring, while hips and ass develop to attract mates. You sound pretentious.
No.62655
>>62652
Humans also share half their DNA with bananas, your point being? And how is a trait that evolved to help feed offspring somehow less sexual than one that makes them? I agree about this whole philosophical crap though.
No.62669
>>62655
>Humans also share half their DNA with bananas, your point being?
Point being that we are apes and you're pretending we're not.
>And how is a trait that evolved to help feed offspring somehow less sexual than one that makes them?
One is for feeding, the other is for showing a female's healthiness and aptitude to reproduce.
No.62670
>>62669
You clearly didn't fucking get it. Sharing DNA means fuck all. And how is the ability to nourish your fucking kids not part of the "aptitude" to reproduce? You're just gonna shit them out and then they die of starvation ensuring they never reach maturity?
No.62671
No.62676
>>62670
>And how is the ability to nourish your fucking kids not part of the "aptitude" to reproduce?
T. virgin
You can make funbags grow naturally in a variety of ways, from regular massages to impregnation/childbirth. If you need them bigger, you can make them. Please keep your spouse's health in mind with your fantasies. Naturally large breasts in women lead to all sorts of shoulder/back problems and joint pain.
We both know you only care for large 2D titties, and that's fine. Don't project your fetish onto 3D and assume it will work.
Wait until the 3DPD reaches 50. You gonna be relishing those gazongas then?
:^)
No.62687
>>62655
>Humans also share half their DNA with bananas
Someone hasn't studied genetics very thoroughly, and your line is even more empty than the one you seem to have issues with. Everything on Earth is related in SOME way, it's the small parts that make us different that highlight what we are. One of those things is appreciating dem boobs where those most closely related to us do not.
>>62676
>mentioning 3D in a perfectly amicable tits and asses discussion
You DISGUST me.
No.70141
>>58663
You can do that with butts too.
No.74476
>didn't use the catalog to find our boobs&ass thread
No.74478
Amano Megumi fills both criteria, proving that having both is not only possible, but the best alternative.
Flat girls exist on this earth to suffer
S U F F E R
No.74611
Speak of the devil, new chapter came out today
No.74624
>>62687
Breast size has nothing to do with being able to nourish kids.
The mammary glands will develop either ways during pregnancy, and the stored fat in large breasts are not implicative of the size of the glands.
No.74626
>>74624
It's funny to think that breasts were basically the first form of female deception in order to get resources. It's only compounded since then.
No.74628
>>74626
>breasts were basically the first form of female deception
Paizuri is no deception, anon.
No.74631
>>74628
Somehow I doubt they evolved them for the sake of paizuri.
No.74632
>>74626
>>74628
Just keep in mind that other than a few privileged, fat woman, humanity didn't really see bigger than A or at most B cups on women until recently.
No.74694
>>2154
Oppai.
Ass is fine, but only autistic niggers genuinely think ass is superior to Oppai.
No.74701
Lewd image that isn't Remilia
No.74727
>>36041
Explain. Why post an image of Pinker?
No.74734
>>36446
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware little boys have a pussy.
No.75278
Only a complete package, or as close to it as possible.
No.75282
>>75278
The first one is the only acceptable option, the second is basically just furry.
No.75284
>>74717
>mfw nigger countries prefer ass
>mfw asian and white countries like tits more
No.75295
>>75282
>mermaid
>they have human pussies
If they are not going to lay eggs for you to fertilize, the artist must draw dolphin/whale pussy
No.75298
>>75295
The should just have dolphin/whale tails anyway, cause fish tails do not lay horizontally, they are vertical.
No.75299
>>75295
>the artist must draw dolphin/whale pussy
might as well fuck horse pussy
No.75301
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>>75299
>horse pussy
Delicious
No.75311
>>75301
Isn't the pussy on the other end of the horse?
No.75326
>>75311
Depends on the artist but if you're talking about the image I posted than yes.
forgot my image
No.75343
>>74631
Not strictly paizuri but just to attract males. The obsession with them probably led to the idea of paizuri.
No.78636
>>75295
I like how monster girl quest handled pussies. All the monster girls, pretty much, no matter how un-human they were, had human style pussies, but they were superior to what the roasties had, better at milking men in various ways. Many of them had stuff like suction and the ability to give a kind of blowjob while the penis was inside there, and they were much tighter and softer than the human kind. They could given men never-ending orgasms and milk them dry. Best way to handle it, desu.
No.78639
Funny thread question. Best is neither. Girls shouldn't have much curves. They should look elegant and like they're 15 for as long as possible.
No.78656
>>30882
>>30882
So puffy her tits are torpedo shaped.
No.78659
>>78656
Sir, the combination you are looking for is puffy_nipples + perky_breasts
No.78673
>>38067
Holy shit what are these majestic onaholes.
No.78686
>>2154
At least we can all agree on one thing. There is nothing worse than a flat woman with a big ass.
No.78692
>>30678
>narrow hips
Enjoy your wife dying in childbirth I guess.
No.78693
>>78686
you take that back!
to be fair it took me some time to find a couple pics I actually like, I usually go for the full package
No.78715
>>78692
>wife death by childbirth
>>78693
>infant death by malnutrition
The truth has been spoken. Ass and breasts are a necessity for survival, before aesthetics. They're as needed as liver and lungs.
No.78717
>>78715
>smoke
>get lung cancer
>hurt liver
>it regenerates
LIVER IS BEST ORGAN, LUNGFAGS BTFO
No.78734
>>78715
See >>38101
You don't need large breasts to produce plenty of milk. The body adjusts to how much the child is drinking. Lots of breast feeding will increase milk production and cause the breasts to grow with more fat.
No.78740
Anons I have a conundrum. I have identified tomboyishness, fitness, and thing-high socks as key factors of the bestest girl, but there is one thing I am unsure about. Is it better for a girl to be:
>tanned, dark hair, green eyes
Or
>pale, blonde hair, blue eyes
Give me your theories.
No.78743
>>74476
>>74477
>>74478
>>74611
Haven't seen such blatant NTR bait since Oh My Goddess!
No.78771
>>78734
You've heard a half truth: the body will adjust production, but that won't necessarily make it enough. Sure the human body is wonderful, but it can't fill any gap in production like a machine.
So in the past, it was routine for small breasted women to have their babies nurtured by professional milkmaids (…dunno how they're called in english).
No.78772
>>78740
Get a blonde mediterranean who gets tanned in the sun, so you can switch between the 2 looks.
No.78783
>>78771
they call them wet nurses I believe
No.78801
>>2154
Nothing, because whores don't deserve attention for something they were born with.
Sakura knows what's up, which is why she's smug.
No.78839
>>48147
>Bullyposting aside. Is that series still continuing,
No, and worse he went full scaly.
>>(((spielberg))) thinks im hawt shit probably because he mohlested a bunch of t-rexii while they were still eggs
>implying
Spielberg had the Queen killed by this (((big nosed))) leglet.
No.78843
I can name plenty of titty monsters in anime but where are all the bottom heavy pears?
No.78916
>>78686
>he hates elins
shiggy diggy
No.78942
>>78801
This, finally someone who gets it.
Also, soul > flesh
No.78943
>>78801
>>78942
Why are you talking to yourself?
No.79898
>>47717
But how can she eat or breathe?
No.79902
>>79898
>tfw she literally feeds on cum
No.79918
Anons I present another question
No.79935
>>79918
>ankle
>thigh-high
>high
>crew
>over-knee
>3/4
No.79987
>>36447
no thats looks like shit
No.79988
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
If I had to pick one and only one? Boobs. I do enjoy a good ass, though.
For some reason this thread made me think of this scene from naked gun 2 1/2.
No.79989
I don't know which I like more.
No.80005
>>79918
>Anons I present another question
The answer is yes
No.80010
I don't like big asses or big boobs, but overall the ass is more important. I'm a leg man first and foremost though.
No.80011
>>80010
I really love boobs, but it's true that a titty monster munchkin who spent all her points on "udders" at character creation isn't appeasing either. I don't want to look at some deliciously formed tatas withoug hips/tighs.
No.80013
Tits can't braaap on you.
Checkmate boobfags.
No.80015
>>80013
Animu gorls don't fard or shid.
No.80296
>>79918
A and B are my favorite. D and below are just socks, but I'd say F or not wearing socks is nigger-tier.
No.80304
>>80015
There is new developing research that shows anime girls pee. It would not be any stretch of the imagination to prove they fart and even poop.
No.80310
>>80304
I accept the possibility that they fart, but it's impossible for anime girls to poop.
No.80461
If flat is justice why are flatties always jealous of cowtits? Checkmate surfboard lovers.
No.80463
>>80461
If the earth is flat, then why shouldn't anime girls be flat?
No.80464
>>80463
Wrong. The earth is round because flat is justice.
Since there is injustice across the earth, the earth is not flat.
No.80516
>>80464
It seems to me though that the injustice is that flat girls are flat. Unless you're advocating for busty girls to become flat as well?
No.80518
>>80461
Flatties being envious over their superiors is my fetish.
No.80520
The ass doesn't actually exist. It's just the upper limit of the legs, split to allow the anus to release in between.
Don't fall for it, anon. The ass is just a mask for the anus.
No.80544
>>80520
That's kind of hot.
No.80558
>>80518
You misspelled "being unwarrantedly envious over their inferiors".
No.80566
>>80558
Given that women never went to war until sniper rifles, those bigger targets seem more versed in benis warfare.
No.80599
>>80518
That is a really, really, really ,really, really, really ,really, really, really ,really, really, really , good image, my friend. It's making me think very hard.
No.80621
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>>80599
Have a better one.
No.80636
>>80566
>never went to war until sniper rifles
Those were propaganda brigades, anon. They never actually fought.
And loli with both tits and ass is king.
No.80648
>>80645
So do you like tiddy or bumbum?
No.81754
>>80518
Flatties need to learn their place.
No.81771
>>81754
>>80518
>not liking both
>not wanting to grope a large breast in one hand while playing with a sensitive flat tit with the other
No.81781
>>81771
Both on the same woman?
Aww yiisss.
How about a woman with 2 extra pits? Like, on the sides of her neck. 4 pits for extra hotness!
And a clitoris on her forehead. So headpatting can get exra erotic, if you catch my drift.
also an extra hand protruding from the base of her spine (not an extra arm, just the hand) so we can mix ass groping and handholding.
HOT
No.81786
>>2154
Boobs. They're soft, firm, have better physics, and you have some milk to wet your whistle as you suckle away.
No.81796
>>81754
Why is there a random blondie suppressing megumin? He could've at least drawn darkness or something.
No.81798
Armpits with feet as a close runner up.
No.81959
>>81786
DFC + ass >>> cowtits.
No.81960
>>81771
>having a taste for shit and a taste for steak at the same time
>topping your steak with shit
No.82007
TITS ~ ASS > THIGHS > FEET
No.82076
No.82155
There is not a single titcuck who is not a beta orbiter, because the act of liking breasts IS beta orbiting.
Breast lovers are cuckolds. There is not a single titcuck who is not a cuckold, because liking breasts is cuckoldry.
Breast lovers are in their essence attracted to what makes the 3D girls pig disgusting, because breasts are the pig disgusting part.
Before a titcuck has a spergout, let me explain each of the points.
"Liking breasts is beta orbiting" is point B.
"Liking breasts is cuckoldry" is point B.
"Breasts are pig disgusting" is the conclusion. It's not a point of its own, because it's simply the conclusion to make from point A and B being true.
Now, onto the actual explanation:
Have you ever had a female dog or cat? Have noticed they don't have giant blobs of meat hanging down from their chests? That's because their breasts are purely for breasteeding, when they get pregnant and start producing milk, their nipples grow so they can be sucked on. Their flat chest fills with milk, becoming not-so-flat in the process.
Another interesting thing, which is not exclusive to dogs or cats in the mammal world, is that the female is little or not fertile while lactating. It makes sense from an evolutionary perspective, she already has offspring to take care of, making more would make caring for the already born ones much more difficult, turning reproduction into a waste of resources.
Humans are actually the only species of mammals with these giant obvious breasts present at all times, even primates don't have them. Human breasts are just balls of fat, with little to no mammary glands, until the woman is lactating. They are non-functional and purely aesthetic.
Speaking of primates, have you looked at the reproduction of primates? Let's speak of chimpanzees for a moment. When the female chimpanzee is most fertile and in heat, her genitals become red and swollen with blood. This signals the males to be sexually attracted to her, and they will court her with favorable social interactions and gifts. We share a common ancestor with chimpanzees, aswell as all other primates, who all do not have permanent breasts. Humans as I have already said are the outliers in the permanent breasts thing, which means that many years in the past the animal that split off from other primates and became human once did not have breasts. Now let's interpret this uniqueness, and explain its purpose.
This is where I start proving my statements, and make an extra one: 3DPDs have literally evolved to be evil. A goat has evolved to be a mountain climber to eat the grass nobody else is eating, aswell as to protect itself from danger in places predators can't climb. Human females have evolved into the most evil creature on earth to drain your mana and trick you. That's their purpose in life, it's how they passs on their genes.
This goes back to the conclusion (Breasts are pig disgusting) which is just an amalgation of point A and B.
No.82156
Have you noticed the interaction between male and female chimpanzees? The female signals she's fertile, the males act nice to her and give her gifts hoping to be the ones to reproduce. The human female in her infinite vileness, took a very dark path as she evolved. "What if, what if the males existed only to serve me?" The human female in her evolutionary path had this purpose. But there's a problem of course, after reproduction, she has obvious breasts, and the males don't want breasts.
"Breasted women are infertile, and they're already with another man I'd have to take her from or cuckold, and if I did that, then I'd be left with an enemy for life and an infertile woman anyway. Better to go for the flat-chested ones who are signaling they're fertile." Our ancestors thought like this, but the woman had a plan. The woman evolved breasts, larger and larger, to fool the man. "I always have breasts, now you can't tell I'm infertile." But that wasn't enough. Have you looked at a woman and thought "she's fertile"? No? That's because you can't tell a human female is fertile. Human females hide their fertility, leaving the males to guess. There are no red swollen genitals to signal the males. There are only breasts, to fool the males.
If the male doesn't know the female is fertile, he knows that at some point she will be. He picks the one with the most aesthetic breasts which at least tells him she's well fed. The male then becomes a beta orbiter, he starts giving the female gifts and attention as soon as she hits puberty, but the female doesn't care. She will pick the alpha male, the others are just there to serve her. When she has a child, she'll come over to the most resourceful of her orbiters, and make him raise the child. Maybe she was already with him and he thinks the child is his, maybe he's Captain Save A Hoe.
This is the origin of beta orbiters. Beta orbiter chimpanzees don't exist, because they don't like breasts. Human beta orbiters exist, because they like breasts. Humans who like breasts, are beta orbiters. Point A is made.
Aren't chimpanzee societies nice? The female only uses her part in reproduction to reproduce.
The human female uses her part in reproduction for lifelong trickery.
Now let's go onto point B: titcucks are cucks. I've technically already proved point B when I mentioned how the evil female will cuckold the male and make him raise her child, or maybe he's so pathetic he becomes Captain Save A Hoe, all because in an evil plot the woman used her breasts as a tool for this. You've observed these behaviors in the wild, I'm sure. Captain Save A Hoe is even a shitty "song" some nigger made.
But I'll explain the argument further: Imagine you're one of our ancestors from who knows how many years ago. Women are still flat and when they have breasts it's because they have plenty of mammary glands full of milk. You have your woman and a few kids. She has breasts, so every other male doesn't want her, because she's infertile and is obviously already with someone else. It's pretty safe to let her interact with other males, isn't it? It's fine if you leave her alone with another male, there's no way they're going to cuck you, they have nothing to gain from it, and the male is by instinct put off by breasts. That's how our ancestors thought when women didn't have breasts all the time.
But then the woman got permanent breasts, and the males still thought a female and a male could have some innocent conversation. Maybe the woman is indeed infertile, maybe she's fertile. It would make sense for a second male to attempt to have sex with the woman anytime, if he wins the lottery and she gets pregnant, then he reproduced. It's okay if she has trouble rasing the other male's children or even his, at least he gets a chance at having a child. The female is of course open to this, she hides her fertility and has breasts all the time to earn the attention and resources of males all the time, she can't say "actually, I'm not fertile" when someone brings her fertility into question.
The male she's in a relationship with, the cuckold, thinks it's fine to leave the evil woman with other males. Of course, because he's titcuck who likes breasts. If he wasn't a cuck, then he wouldn't like women with breasts.
No.82157
Anon, we all know beta orbiting and being a cuck are bad things. But now you know liking breasts is beta orbiting and being a cuck. If you truly like anime girls, if you truly dislike 3DPD, then you like flat chests. If you are a true cuck and a beta orbiter, then you like breasts. You know what to do now.
No.82158
>>82155
Just correcting a little mistake here, "liking breasts is beta orbiting" is point A of course.
No.82159
>my fetish is better!
<no! Mine!
>lel you're a fag
<xxxxx-fags are cucks because *pseudo-sciency mumbo-jumbo*
>I love all of them!
No.82164
>>82159
Fetish means erotized object, it doesn't apply to erogenous zones on the human body.
You want fetish? Pick up the thread about wanting to be the little girl. That's the weeb's way into transgender, carefully engineered to snake through their mindset even when they're hetero. You only have to make them fetishize their own body due to isolation.
No.82166
>>82164
The dictionary definitions beg to differ, anon.
No.82199
>>82155
>>82156
Whoa nigga! Do you really expect me to read all that shit by you?
No.82220
>>82199
>I don't have the attention span to read a few paragraphs
>Let me make sure everyone knows I'm functionally illiterate.
We're not niggers here. Nobody is going to pat you on the back for saying you don't want to read.
No.82238
>>82155
>>82156
>>82157
You haven't made a convincing argument for ass being better than breasts. Sure, breasts have lost their fertility-differentiating function in humans, but the ass didn't even have it in the first place. Perhaps you'd rather like to fuck a baboon?
No.82240
>>82199
I've been conditioned to expect to see traps wearing that costume now so I was fully expected a boi pussy. Instead I got puffy vulva, so I think today is gonna be okay.
No.82245
>>82220
>fully expecting others to read his autistic dribbling
>can't recognize a joke or even an old meme
>>82240
You need to stay away from the gay threads anon
No.82252
>>82166
And what do you think erotized object means? A foot sparkly with sex particles?
No.82256
>>82245
>I don't actually take pride in my ignorance; I was just pretending.
No.82273
>>82256
The absolute state of ignored anon
No.82622
>>82156
>>82155
/thread
Only cucks like cowtits.
No.82647
>>82622
Flatties are for breast bullying
No.82672
>>82624
Reminder that dogeza-san actually drew some IRL idol's tits. Doesn't that raises a few questions?
No.82673
>>82672
It doesn't, the guy dances around realism but doesn't fully commit to it
No.82676
>>82672
It only raises my dick so in the end it's a net positive.
No.82679
>>2154
Asses are homosexual conditioning and negrification.
No.82684
>>82672
Other than why anyone would do anything that a guy doing that dogeza thing asks, not really.
>>82679
>t. PhD in psychology and anthropology
No.82685
>>82622
Sorry but your chest has to at least be this big to have a valid opinion.
No.82696
Which one is the best for dicking? That should be the real question.
No.82725
>>82696
They'd all be second to the pussy though
No.82734
>>82155
>>82156
>>82157
>entire argument revolves around simple animals liking asses
>and unrelated mammals not having bigger breasts
>and comparing the signals of different, lower species to humans
>calls them "blobs of meat" to boot
This entire rant is just an anti-ass argument. I'm not a chimp, anon. They also add very nicely to the HUMAN figure. As you said, it's something that sets humans apart from the base animals. Come join us in enlightitment, anon.
>>82159
It's a gentleman's discussion. I enjoy well-proportioned doses of both but I still enjoy taking sides in these threads for the sake of discussion. Easy since I lean more forward rather than backward, if you know what I mean.
No.82787
>>82696
>Which one is the best for dicking?
Perky ones.
No.82838
>>80520
>The ass is just a mask for the anus.
Those who don't listen for the signs of the end are doomed to ruin.
No.83052
No.83073
>>83025
My father used to tell me tales of the smoke lady, the fire lady, and the dart lady.
No.83185
>>83025
I want to inhale that smoke.
No.84022
>>83999
I've seen you posting this image across boards, you baka. Take your supreme digits and go
No.84060
>>12784
Exactly, Anon.
Gapped thighs with coinsolt puffs are Deity-tier perfection.
No.84926
Let's all get along.
Except you, feet.
No.85158
I just want to post these somewhere
No.85183
>>84926
>how do you do, fellow alt-righters?
No.87743
Roundness and a firm delineation between ass and thigh. It doesn't have to be big.
No.87770
>>82199
>udder-fetishist plebeians are illiterate
Imagine my shock!
No.87779
skindentation is important
No.90911
>>87715
Jewish brainwashing and low IQ.
No.90912
No.90914
>>81754
>Flatties need to learn their place.
Which is closer to a man's heart.
No.90915
>>90914
You sure can't wrap tits around a man's heart but you can around his dick.
No.90918
One thing is certain. A woman must have on or the other.
Ass and boob lovers can at least agree that the opposite side has some value, since in the absent development of his bodypart of choice, he can still find the woman beautiful if she has the other item in question.
No.90952
>>90918
Depends on the character and their design as a whole. I think Koroko does fine without either.
No.90959
>>90952
>X does five without bounds or ass
WRONG.
The only feeling I convey to these characters is feeling sorry
No.93512
Personally I like titsality
No.93521
>>93511
so that's how she pays for all the fabric and sugar she uses
No.93540
>>93511
Those tits in the second one look way to hard and unnatural.
No.93544
No.93545
>>93540
I don't know what you're talking about. They seem to have about the consistency of bags of sand, as usual.
No.93679
The only correct answer: boobs+ass.
babs?
No.93681
>>93511
Checked and source on the first one, is it a full on Hentai or what? Context and art caught my interest.
No.93849
>>93679
>those people saying "drop the bass" were right all along
For so long, blind I did wander, but at last I now see.
No.99962
Amano Megumi demands a BUMP
No.99973
>>99962
Please don't bump with ntr mangos.
No.100002
>>99973
That's no NTR, it's blueballing.
No.100005
Any girl could have nice tits or nice ass. The real question is how well they can cook steak and potatoes.
No.100034
>>100025
Amano Megumi
Get ready for maximum lewdness, maximum cuteness, and maximum blue balling
No.100048
The whole "if one girl has a nice ass, and another has nice tits" argument against "why not both" is retarded.
If you are a true tits lover, there are no shitty tits (assuming a fit body.)
If you are a true ass lover, even a flat ass will have appeal.
Thus, the right thinking man will assume "flat ass, fat tits" is equal to "nice ass, flat tits". If debate between ass vs tata's in that case, overall does not matter, the amount of sexual appeal in a woman clearly rests in other places. Maybe thighs or something. Definitely not feet. Fuck feet.
>>100005 has the right idea in this case. What matters is not the placement of fat on a fit body, but rather if she is 3dpd, and how she likes her goddamn steak.