>>38645 (OP)
Veet first. I tried Nair too, but it burned like hell. Veet was much gentler.
Test it on a small area to ensure you're not allergic. And careful around nipples and genitals. Some people are fine all over, some just in certain areas.
It won't get rid of all the hair, but it'll help get rid of most of it. Then you can clean up with a fresh razor without it taking a million hours.
Wash yourself first so your skin is clean, or do it right after you washed off the cream. Apply some lubricant, rather shaving cream, soap, or conditioner. Patience is a virtue here, I usually throw some music or a podcast on to keep me distracted. Slow, even strokes, try not to pass over the same area again and again even if a hair is being stubborn. You can always get that one next shower.
After you're done, pat yourself dry. Rubbing can irritate the skin and cause more ingrown hairs and itching. Apply body lotion all over (baby soft skin) and let your skin air for like 100-15 minutes.
Then you can simply refresh your shave every few days or every week. If it grows out again because you're a lazy baby, then veet to thin it out first.