No.865805
It's a three minute short with the ED being half the episode.
MC-kun with fucked up hair gets shanghaied by the school into marrying a fluffy something.
No.865806
Also, Glasses-kun has already won the waifu lottery.
No.865816
I thought this might be interesting, but the first episode was actually pretty fujoshit, what with the stupidly complicated, girly male character designs.
No.865834
>you get stuck with a weird llama thing
>meanwhile some lucky bastard gets cyclops angel twins
I initially thought they were glued at the hip from that first pic >>865806.
No.865939
>>865816
It's obviously on the extreme end of fujoshit.
The most extreme male self insert fantasy I can think of is accel world, where a depressed fatass scoring hot chicks made everybody everywhere mad about taking it too far with the delusions.
But this is taking the concept of self insert fantasy and taking it a step further, you're practically admitting you're a fat, hairy, drooling beast and that thing gets to fuck a cute boy in his prime.
I feel like I should be mad, but I can't find it in me to be anything but impressed, women are terrifying.
No.865940
Your son comes home from school one day
>"mom, dad, let me introduce you to my wife"
>Oh, arranged marriages? She must be from a traditional household
>I bet she's very pretty, a yamato nadeshiko of sorts
>"yeah, you can come in"
>in enters a fat
>hairy
>stinking
>drooling
>otherworldy hell spawn
>Hello hello I'm a demon I fuck your son up his ass every day with my massive clitoris now lead me to your food
No.865954
>>865940
A furfag already has calluses for the fifth time today just looking at that thing.
No.865956
>>865806
>one twin has pinkish hair
>one twin has bluish
Do I sense the possibility of a trap?
Lucky bastard.
No.865961
>The monsters pick out who they want to marry
Jesus Christ how terrifying.
No.865964
>>865961
>>865940
>Tomari Hinowa is a normal high schooler, until one day he's told that he has to become the wife of a mysterious creature called Kanenogi. This is the start of their newly married life.
>he has to become the wife
>he
>wife
No.865966
>>865961
>>865964
And people say there isn't any good horror anime coming out.
No.865971
>>865964
That must be a translation error, right?
The official synopsis has that part as
>ごくごく普通の男子高校生・日ノ輪 泊は、ある日担任の先生に呼び出され、不思議な生き物「カネノギさん」の結婚相手に決まったと告げられる。
I've noticed gendered terms are particularly likely to confuse machine Ja->En translation, so I don't trust it, but it gives me "marriage partner" rather than husband or wife. Anyone who can give a proper confirmation?
No.865972
>>865834
That'd be even better.
No.865974
>>865939
I was thinking that there's probably a "self-deprecating" analogy here. The ugly fat hairy one, the stupid kawaiii uguu~~-ball, the shy one and the bipolar. I'll just pretend it doesn't have anything to do with 3DPD for as long as I can.
No.865975
>>865964
Is there going to be a huge dong underneath that fur?
No.865976
>>865971
The Japanese term is just "marriage partner" and is gender neutral.
No.865977
>>865966
The best horror anime are the ones who don't describe themselves as such. Like Kuma Miko.
No.865982
>delinquent sports boy goes to school with his pet
>ED shows the furball is his wife
>he fucks or will fuck that
This isn't even furry anymore.
>>865834
>Gee Bill, how come your mother lets you have two waifus?
No.865984
And the redhead gets a toilet paper creature?
No.866019
>>865984
Maybe it's a grown-up Mii-kun.
No.866154
>>865971
>>865976
結婚相手 ("marriage partner"), which is used in that synopsis, is completely gender neutral. On the other hand, the 嫁 ("bride") that's right the name of the show, really really isn't.
No.866165
>>865984
Its the invisible man right? In the original novel the character has to wrap himself in bandages so that people know where he is. He gets naked so that he can run away undetected.
No.866301
>>866154
I don't know how moon grammar works so it depends on how "no" is being used. If it's possessive it basically means "Monster's Bride" is that right? Wikipedia gives "Non-Human Creature Wife," which could be read either way. I found this picture while looking this up, though, and I would say it is pretty damning.
No.866380
>>866301
"No" is not exclusively used as a possessive particle, as it just shows that there is some kind of connection between the two words, but in this case I have trouble seeing it as anything else than "Monster's Bride", like you said. Or "Non-Human-san's Bride" to go full literal translation.
Also, description of the furry thing from Japanese wiki:
日ノ輪を嫁として指名した謎の生物。- "Mysterious creature that has designated MC-kun as (it's) wife."
There's no mistake - the MC is the wife.
No.867983
Today we learned that MC-kun is the wife and fluff enjoys concrete.
No.868004
The premise of the show unnerves me, but I can't help but continue to watch it.
No.868012
Is this the emasculation propaganda of the season?
No.868084
I'm enjoying it, but I'm really confused.
No.868106
>>868004
Wife-kun's really starting to crave those McFluffies™.
No.868171
I really don't like the creature. I don't hate the concept itself.
I hate how long the song is. Rather have the show spend the time explaining what is going on.
Why bring that pig to the school?
The humor is very cringy
No.868240
>>866380
>>866301
人外さんの嫁 could easily be read as 'A wife who is not human', 日ノ輪を嫁として指名した謎の生物, is probably closer to 'A strange creature who has decided itself to be MC's wife'. Mostly because of として, but frankly my knowledge of grammar terms in English isn't good enough to explain it properly, ironically. Admittedly, the grammar is a bit more ambiguous than it needs to be but it isn't explicitly calling the MC a wife. Doesn't change the fact that the designs are fujo as fuck.
>Eyebrow piercings.
No.868241
>>868171
>Why bring that pig to the school?
From the OP, it looks like that's his wife.
No.868248
>tfw not a giant hairy drooling stinking abomination married to a cute femine sensitive loving japanese high school boy
No.868263
>>868241
>his wife
You mean husband.
No.868309
>>868263
Does that mean that the twins have dongs?
>ywn get spit roasted by two trap cyclops >>868263
No.868334
>>868240
>'A wife who is not human'
That possibility is why I wrote that の is not exclusively possessive. But considering that intentionally added"-san" to indicate personhood instead of keeping it more generic, I'm about 80% sure it's meant to be read as a possessive.
However, there is absolutely nothing ambiguous about 日ノ輪を嫁として指名した, which is why I was so glad to find it. MC is directly set as an object (日ノ輪を) to which the action "named/chosen as a wife" (嫁として指名した) has been done to. And the rest of the sentence and context just make it clear that the action was done by the creature. As explicit as it gets.
Slightly off-topic 日本語 sage.
No.871386
This pink thing is a male, and it's balding.
No.871407
This is just getting more and more disgusting. I just wanted comfy monster wife adventures. I hope it doesn't turn out like >>868309 said and it's invisible cock and double futas.
>invalid webm uploaded
Well, fuck you too codenigger.
https://a.uguu.se/zvEtliZSoT2g_%5BHorribleSubs%5DJingai-sannoYome-03%5B720p%5D
No.871420
>>868309
I would have been completely fine if the show were about a group of pairings like that. Trap monster boys would be OK in my book.
I know it's classed as josei, but in its current state I don't even know who this whole package is supposed to appeal to.
Human guys (or girls) being picked by cute feminine monsters? The audience is obvious.
Human girls being picked by masculine monsters? There are a couple very different audiences for that depending on what direction things take.
Human guys being picked by masculine monsters? There is undeniably an audience for that too.
But who is this for? Nobody could be self-inserting as that pink thing who wouldn't be better served by just about anything else. I could believe >>865939 if the monsters were female and more similar to Kanenogi, but it doesn't make sense when the boys are wives and the monsters husbands.
No.871428
>>871420
From the context alone, with the purple balding creature that acts like an old man, the guy in love with a huge furball and all, it seems like it'd be comedy, but then you go ahead and watch it and it's actually not. It takes the romance serious and the comedy is just there to emphasize the romance.
I don't fucking get it and I don't think I ever will.
No.871429
>>871420
>but it doesn't make sense when the boys are wives and the monsters husbands.
It kinda does, fujoshi make up the majority of female otaku.
Fujoshi are defined as BL/yaoi lovers.
An anime pairing monster boys with other boys does have fujoshi as target audience.
In this case "wife" is just another term for uke.
No.871433
>>871428
I'm not one of those people who can't watch anything without self-inserting. I can handle a series that's just a comedy or a romance without anyone you're supposed to insert as. But there's nothing here. The comedy is non-existent, and the romance is impossible to stand up on its own when one side of it is those things. I can't figure out what it has without self-insertion, but self-insertion doesn't explain it either.
It makes no sense.
>>871429
I know, but then the designs don't make sense. There's no BL appeal to the monsters.
The anon's suggestion that the designs are for low self-esteem self-insertion makes sense for the appearance, but not the dynamic, while a BL explanation makes sense for the dynamic, but not the appearance.
No.871434
>>871433
>I know, but then the designs don't make sense. There's no BL appeal to the monsters.
I think you heavily underestimate how rotten fujoshi are, they probably see something there that innocent anons like us can't even comprehend.
No.871442
>>871407
What were your settings? Usually webms work fine for me.
>>871433
>It makes no sense.
That's what's so fascinating about it to me. Watching this show is like watching a strange dream or seeing into some kind of alien world. The main characters barely even care they've become wives to monsters and the society seems to advocate for the marriages as well. Every episode just brings more questions than answers.
No.871445
>>871385
So the men are "wives".. I wasn't sure if I was misunderstanding at first.
No.871456
>>871442
Literally just vp9 and opus, I've posted webms with the same configuration before and it's always worked, so I'm guessing the site's fucked once more.
No.871496
It's somebody's job to be animate this. He could be doing any other gig, but he's stuck animating gay furshit. The director (god help us if this is an adaptation of something successful) probably collects dragon dildoes as a hobby.
No.871499
>>871496
>god help us if this is an adaptation of something successful
Six volumes and counting.
This has actually done a better job of making me want to read the manga than most adaptations do. It's a shame nobody has translated it; I'm curious whether its existence makes more sense in 4koma form than anime shorts.
No.873234
Today it was redheads turn to get married.
No.873250
Okay, this episode was cute.
No.873263
Well, at least this one can communicate.
No.873266
>>873263
Too bad s/he is empty inside.
No.873295
This show is like a peek inside the mind of a madman. Thank you once again Japan.
No.873296
>>865972
I-Is there a tag for this?
No.874783
We didn't get twins this episode, but we got a bath scene.
No.875403
I hate it, but I can't stop watching.
No.875563
>>868309
>ywn get spit roasted by two trap cyclops
What's even the point of living then?
No.875576
>>871442
>It makes no sense.
>The main characters barely even care[...]
>Every episode just brings more questions than answers.
Yup, that's the idea behind an absurdist work. It's got the natural fantasy twists japs always throw on, but the narrative is in the perfect middleground between nonsense and comedy that defines absurdism.
There are more than a few 4koma that dabble in dark arts.
No.876208
Today they got officially married.
No.876236
Pink squeezeball thought about having to wear the ring on his dong, didn't he?
No.876244
Is it reknown for it's excellence?
No.876249
What the fuck is the mummy?
I thought it was just invisible girl, but her hands act like she's a fucking bandage monster.
I still would somehow.
No.876261
>>876249
Why not both?
A betentacled abomination that's just invisible.
>girl
No.876305
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>>876261
>A betentacled abomination that's just invisible.
I'm fine with that.
>girl
Anon please, don't ruin my dreams.
No.876336
I'm waiting for the twins to appear at this point. I need to know if glasses-kun joins the wife or the husband club.
No.876338
>>876249
>I still would somehow.
I hope you like sleevejobs.
No.876389
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No.876414
>>875403
Still waiting for those cyclop twin angels.
No.876435
>>876414
They know, they've got you on the hook and they know they can string you along with the promise of cyclops.
No.876493
>>876443
Thank you spooky ougi.
>tfw I lost her sleevejob pic
No.876506
>>871499
>manga
The scary thing is that the manga is selling well. It has 550k copies in print, there are 7 volumes, the average is 78,571 copies per volume.
No.876512
>>876435
>tfw this is nyanko days all over again
They can't keep getting away with this.
No.877729
Today was summer vacation.
No.877730
We also got introduced to the the smug cunt student council president's husband.
No.877752
>>877751
Oh shit, webm worked.
I figured out what was wrong with my earlier one, I was forgetting to remove the subtitle with -sn. I was hardsubbing the video, but leaving the softsubs still in, 8ch doesn't support softsubs so that's why it was invalid.
No.877897
>>877730
>Those names
>There are at least five more cyclops girlsboys out there
We're gonna be alright, lads, plenty of cyclops to go around. Think that Shakekoujou knows about them yet?
No.877945
>>877730
I wonder why they're one of the few creatures that can speak.
No.880726
Today is the sports festival, and we saw a girl with a snake husband.
No.882421
>>882420
>it fucking posted
Nice.
The audio is kind of shit though. I should've gone with 35 instead.
No.882456
>>882421
It probably wouldn't sound as off it you did It would have been larger, but still below the file size limit
No.883335
Nine episodes in and my heart can't take this, that was too adorable.
No.883342
Could I ask for all the missing episodes? I'm curious, but I don't want to contaminate my hard drive.
No.884195
>>883342
I'll reencode the missing episodes, plus ep 9 since it's shit and post it later. It'll probably take a while though.
No.884206
Episode 10 first since batch is retarded and 10 comes before 5.
No.884209
Episode 7.
8 is about 66% done, but 9 will take a while because I'm using doublepass.
No.884217
Episode Index
Ep 1 >>865961
Ep 2 >>868004
Ep 3 >>871466
Ep 4 >>873263
Ep 5 >>884208
Ep 6 >>876336
Ep 7 >>884209
Ep 8 >>884212
Ep 9 >>884216
Ep 10 >>884206
No.884218
No.886339
>>886302
The notion that the blondie fucks that big hamster still really fucking puts me off.
No.886341
>>886339
The amusing thing to me is that the MC has to question if the beast he's married to understood that it was their anniversary.
No.886357
>>886339
>>886341
The husbands get increasingly better the later they're introduced. The two that we see in the first episode would suck. The mummy isn't exactly one's first choice for a spouse, but at least it's closer to a spouse than a pet, and it has a certain cuteness to it, in the sense that inanimate objects are sometimes called cute. And then there's the cyclops twins, which I would let spitroast me.
No.886829
>>886357
>And then there's the cyclops twins, which I would let spitroast me.
Going by their names, there's plenty more where they came from, waifu(male(?))s for everybody!
No.888238
Will the rain ruin their plans of flower viewing?
No.888239
No it won't, and our main character got a surprise party.
No.888241
With that said, the show is now finished.
I enjoyed it, but it could have had more twin cyclops.
No.888335
Show's done.
I just hope for porn of the invisible chick.
No.888339
>>888241
The show ended the way it began: with the sincere and bizarre image of a boy and his monster husband.
No.888387
>>888339
I still don't even understand the premise of this series... but it was kinda cute and sweet, I suppose.
No.888389
>>888387
>I still don't even understand the premise of this series
Propaganda in support of arranged marriages.
>sometimes your spouse is a pair of cute twin cyclops, and other times you get a drooling, hairy beast, but no matter who you end up with, you can be happy
>so even if you otaku won't get out there, marry, and bring up the birthrate of your own accord, we'll get your parents to find you someone and you'd better damn well like it!
No.888405
>>888389
I can't see this being propaganda for anyone, even self-deprecating josei who don't mind seeing themselves as an unintelligible dog-bird creature and the husband in a forced relationship.
No.888408
>>888405
Girls are weird. Never underestimate their craziness.
No.888409
>>888405
That was a joke.
I'm pretty sure it's just meant to be absurd.
No.888629
How's the mango?
I'm half disgusted and half interested in seeing more.
No.888633
>>888629
Untranslated last I checked. I want to read it too.