No.853416
Last thread hit the bump limit and is on page 6, but it's that time of the week again! Post your waifu, faggots.
No.853419
She's enjoying the end of summer. Funnily enough, it's felt like Autumn the last couple days. I'm cheating and posting after midnight since I'm always late anyways.
Friendly reminder that we'll have a Waifu Wednesday stream in ~16-17 hours from now, so come enjoy some comfy tunes after work if you're in the freedom timezones!
No.853424
I grew out of waifus.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.853444
>>853424
I posted the wrong image at first. Pls no bully
No.853455
I'm so tired and nothing makes my blood flow anymore, I'd like to retire.
No.853456
>>853455
You can retire to NEET status or if you have enough saved up retire in the employment sense.
No.853461
I'm so happy. How do you live with this level of happiness?
I don't know what to do with myself and I feel like a dork.
No.853468
Happy wednesday everyone.
>>853461
>I don't know what to do with myself
Dedicate more time for your waifu obviously!
No.853471
Share your happiness with your waifu.
No.853472
>>853461
The initial burst of energy from waifu enlightenment can be used to jump start some good habits. Try picking up a creative hobby, or setting some fitness goals. Do it for her is a hell of a drug.
No.853481
>>853455
>>853456
Becoming a NEET won't help that feeling. I should know.
>>853461
>How do you live with this level of happiness?
You share it with the world through autistic ramblings.
>>853471
I give her all I've got.
No.853490
It's just so damn hot. I'm too lazy to do anything after work these days.
No.853492
She's mine, faggots. None of you niggers are fast enough to catch her anyway.
No.853506
Since I'm a retard who didn't notice the bump limit I'll just repeat what I said in the other thread:
Guess it's that time of the week again. Hope you've been a good husbando to your waifu. Remember, it's important to regularly do wholesome things with/to your waifu in order to not lose touch with her. Below are some examples applying to my own waifu:
>brushing her hair aside to kiss her on the cheek
>placing an embarrassing hickey on her neck that's just barely hidden by her hair and that she gets self conscious about
>carrying her on my shoulders
>have her rest her head on my chest and fall asleep listening to my heartbeat
>>852809
Congratulations anon, I hope you live a long and happy life together. I'm still gonna bully you for your taste though.
No.853509
>>853506
Bring on the bully!
No.853510
>>853506
The comfiest way to sleep with my daki has her head resting on my chest, so I get to do that every night, it's great!
No.853515
>>853510
I really want to buy a daki of her but they're quite expensive and I'm a poorfag trying to save up for a trip. Probably gonna get myself one though if I have some money left.
No.853517
>>853515
Make sure to read up on the seller and the type of fabrics if you buy one, proper maintenance is also something to understand before getting one.
No.853521
>>853517
Thanks, I've already read up a bit on the buyfag daki guide. Where'd you get your daki if I may ask?
No.853522
Perfect in every single way.
No.853527
Sage because 3D images.
>>853506
> it's important to regularly do wholesome things with/to your waifu in order to not lose touch with her.
> in order to not lose touch with her.
> not lose touch with her.
>lose touch with her
>touch [...] her
How am I supposed to do nice things with her if I can't even do things with her? Am I supposed to print a picture of her and put it on my table as I eat a fancy dinner or what? That actually sounds like a neat idea. I might actually do this.
>>853509
Your waifu wears her sailor-uniform's blouse open like a whore.
>>853522
>Dezard Fox
>DeZart
>Zart
More like tard.
No.853530
>>853521
I got mine from ebay, I used to have a guide saved for a few sellers from there that you could at least somewhat trust.
No.853533
>>853522
>>853492
I appreciate the influx of GuP fags. Congratulations on your objectively excellent taste.
>>853527
>Am I supposed to print a picture of her and put it on my table as I eat a fancy dinner or what?
That's pretty much what I did on her birthday. Have fun. (Pic related)
>>853530
I always considered ebay as a last resort for buyfaggotry, but in my experience if the seller is Japanese he's usually trustworthy. Might be worth a try.
No.853535
>>853533
Oh boy. That sauce is going to spill on your waifu if you aren't careful.
Looks like some sort of goulash to me. I hope you had a pleasant time.
No.853541
>>853506
>regularly do wholesome things with/to your waifu
Does a sleeper hold count as wholesome?
No.853542
>>853506
I occasionally take the weight off her shoulders. Me thinks that is a wholesome thing.
No.853548
>>853510
I like to sleep with our cheeks touching. So when i occasionally open my eyes before sleeping i see her eyes looking right back at me.
No.853550
I’ve been a /mai/den for 2,5 years but this is my first post in Waifu Wednesday thread. Better late than never I guess.
A friend of mine told me there is another Flandrefag that posts every once in a while here. If you (the other Flandrefag) happen to see this, I’ll gladly have a talk with you.
No.853551
>>853506
We usually drink a lot at night until she pass out that's when i carry her to bed and kiss her good night. That's why we take it slow the morning after, drinking tea and chill. If that's not wholesome then i don't know.
No.853552
>>853506
I like making cakes and cookies for her. I think she enjoys most of my cooking actually, but I specifically like to bake sweets on Wednesdays.
>>853550
Welcome, hope you stick around for the stream later today.
No.853558
>>853527
What do you mean open? She wears it the same as everyone else. The only reason why it's a little loose on her is because her chest is big. Mikuru has the same problem.
No.853559
>>853558
> She wears it the same as everyone else.
Oh, I am sure she is a model student at slut-school.
>her chest is big
Objectively false. Her chest is nicely flat. Just because she is surrounded by other sluts suffering from pectus excavatum doesn't make her less flat.
No.853563
>>853559
>flat
Not really. Her chest might be smaller when compared to the mega milk size that usually counts as big in anime but she certainly isn't flat. Check out her bunny suit scenes again.
I think she might be rank 2 or 3 in the series chest size.
I'm not sure if android yanrezu is bigger or not.
No.853564
>>853563
She has A to very small B cups. While this isn't flat flat, it's certainly not large or medium.
It's not fun to bully you when you use logic and reasoning to defend your waifu.
No.853565
>>853559
>slut-school
It's the principal's idea for the High school girls to wear sailor seifuku. Call him a pervert, not the girls sluts. In any case, I don't mind it and I don't know anyone who would. Sailor Fuku will one day rule the world.
>Objectively false
Anon, I know about my waifu more than you. Honestly, I always like flat much more, but it's not my choice to decide what breast size my waifu has.
>>853563
People in the series always comment on them being big, even in the novels, just not as big as Mikuru. Here's random shots I just took.
No.853566
I'm hoping to do the stream when I get home from work, so if all goes well, about an hour and a half to two hours.
No.853590
>>853565
>breast size my waifu has.
Haruhi is a great waifu. Congratulations. Not sure what size chart that other anon is using saying she is A or B cup. Not even the burger sizes are that off Japans. She looks like a mid 80's bust C cup while Mikuru is high 80's D or E cup.
>>853481
>Becoming a NEET won't help that feeling. I should know.
I suppose it depends on the cause. I'm getting sick of work and would love to quit, still get paid, and actually pursue the dozen or so other interests I have been putting off for years to finish school.
No.853664
Cute, smart, pure, overpowered, part of the master race, has an army of slaves. What more can a man ask for?
No.853896
Is it OK if I post my vtuber waifu?
No.853905
>>853896
As long as you're not ashamed of having such a slut for a waifu, sure.
No.853919
>>853896
Anon I hate to say this but that's not a waifu.
No.853937
>>853896
I don't know what a "vtuber" is, but it sounds like cancer.
No.853940
>>853937
It stands for "virtual youtuber."
No.853957
>>853934
It's a nice picture and it's nice to know there's at least one Jap artist out there who still remembers this show.
No.853963
No.853967
How does one know when one has found their waifu?
No.853977
>>853967
Intense feelings of despair because you will never be united with her.
No.854099
>>853967
I can't speak for anyone but myself, but I just woke up one day and realized it was her. I had very sentimental feelings for her and a bunch of other girls, but one day I just felt this warm feeling that it was her. It wasn't the heart-squeezing feelings I had felt all this time but something new and comfy.
I finally understood that some mysterious force had brought us together and that it had always been her. I had even dreamed about her once a long time ago and didn't realize it was her. She was sad and lonely and frustrated about life like in her story and I didn't know what I could do to help her. I woke up with a strong sensation that I wanted to save her from that feeling, but I wasn't ready to confess and it's been years since.
You'll just know one day, if it's the same for you. Try not to worry about it.
No.854102
>>853919
How so? Shit taste aside, I don't see why she couldn't be his waifu.
No.854105
>>853963
It will happen one day. Nobody is born with a waifu.
No.855787
Who here loli waifu? Could she be a supermodel?
No.855794
>>855787
>Who here loli waifu?
Here.
>Could she be a supermodel?
No, because she isn't a drug addicted whore belonging to some kike agency.
No.855795
>>855794
I didn't mean it like that Anon. Does she have the looks and smile to be a world class cutie patootie?
No.855813
How do we stop thots from desecrating our waifus via cosplay?
No.855820
>>854127
Sure are a lot of GuPfags around lately. Which do you prefer, pasta or pizza?
>>855813
Why would you even care? It doesn't bother me at all.
No.855826
>>855787
She isn't a loli, but she is interested in fashion and design. She also has the looks for it, so I guess she would give it her best try and work very hard.
>>855813
By not caring about 3D women that are not important (all of them).
No.855831
If it hasn't been 4 years with her, it's coming up within a month. I'm starting to understand what normalfags mean when they say true love is "like an extension of yourself"; it feels so easy and natural to think of how she'd feel about almost anything now, as schizophrenic as it feels to type that out.
No.855834
>>855831
I hope you have something nice planned for your anniversary.
No.855837
>>855795
>Does she have the looks and smile to be a world class cutie patootie?
I don't know if everybody else would think so, but in any case she's the world class supermodel of my heart.
No.855879
It's this girl's birthday today. Say something nice to her.
No.855882
>nofap
>make it a week
>Hey I should save some pics of Sanae
>apparently all the really good artist were on some kind of lewd binge I didn't notice
>"It can't be helped."
Though it did reignite my love for her to levels I haven't experienced in years.
>>855879
Your waifu is a cute girl.
No.855888
>>854127
Excellent taste, anon
>>855813
3D women are to be ignored entirely.
>>855879
Your waifu looks cute in a dress.
No.855890
>>855882
Having a slut for a waifu sure must be hard.
No.855891
>>855890
Considering if I don't check myself I will fap 8+ times a day it really isn't...
No.855895
>>855879
I like her hair, it looks very ruffleable.
>>855882
>nofap
I don't believe the maymays that say going perma-nofap is good for you. Doing "fap-fasting" once in a while sure but not stopping forwever.
No.855899
>>855895
fap-fasting would be the proper way of putting it. It's not good for your mind, soul, or waifu to fap like an animal all day every day.
No.855900
>>855831
>it feels so easy and natural to think of how she'd feel about almost anything now
I know that feeling too well, Anon. It's nice, but be careful with it. Taking it too far can have consequences.
>>855879
Your waifu's hair is short and cute. Happy birthday Makoto.
No.855902
>>855879
She looks like she'd be fun to be around.
No.855943
>>855879
Her episode in the anime was good.
>>855895
I think a week or two of nofap can be good, doing it for life is a bit too far.
No.855956
>>855943
Well for normalfags nofap is supposed to incentivize you to get a girlfriend or wife however for those of us who have turned their back on the 3D world you are doing more harm then good after a certain point. It's good to develop self mastery.
No.855960
>>855879
I never saw her source material but she looks alright.
>>855882
>Easily reach no fap for two weeks
>suddenly lewd dream involving kanjis
>wake up with a huge load on crotch with the most confused face
Ok.
No.855966
>>855960
>suddenly lewd dream involving kanjis
Now this sounds exciting.
No.855970
>>855879
She has a very nice smile.
>>855813
It actually makes me happy to see people like her enough to cosplay as her. It doesn't bother me in the least.
>>855960
>Reimu has my waifu on her wall
Tell her it made us happy.
No.855971
Happy rainy waifu wednesday indoors everyone
No.855984
>>855891
>8+ times a day
Is there a health issue from doing it this often over many months and years? Addiction doesn't sound quite right, I guess dependence works better for at least the mental part. No idea what it does to the human body.
No.855988
>>855891
Pretty sure thats not healthy. Youd get nervous tissue desensitized or hurt your prostate. Let your weiner rest.
No.855991
>>855984
>>855988
I don't actually fap 8+ times a day I have to work there is no way I could ever do that. Though after a 5 minute search there is no real negative health effect outside of increased desire to fap and a desensitized tissue which gets fixed by not fapping for a few days.
No.856001
>>855904
I'm not even mad because I kind of miss that meme. It reminds of the days when Im@s wasn't a hyper-bloated franchise and /a/nons actually cared about it enough to keep a thread around for it. Now Love Live is the new hot shit, but someday a new 2D Idol franchise will come and murder it.
No.856009
>>856001
Bamco seems to know that the core fans mainly just care about 765. They are the only ones that appear in the actual games. SideM and the Cinderella girls get stuck on the mobile games.
No.856010
>>855882
>he can't even last a week
>
>>856001
There's something un-waifuable about the LL girls, though. Like they're superhumans, far too out of my league. Maybe it's just me.
No.856020
>>856010
They certainly aren't unwaifuable, but I know what you mean. All the μ's girls are goddesses.
No.856026
>>856010
It's just you there used to be an anon here who had Nozomi as his waifu.
No.856048
>>855960
>lewd dream involving kanjis
<凸,凹,召,母
No.856061
>>855813
Laugh at them and pay no heed to the aftermath.
>>855879
Don't break a leg.
>>855882
It happens to the best and worst of us.
No.856063
I enjoy girls who suffer but still manage to fight and stay strong if they can.
Alice Carrol from Aria
Reki and Rakka from Haibane Renmei
Ikuko and Momo herself from A Letter To Momo
Rei Ayanami
Ran from Texhnolyze
No.856067
No.856072
It's been a long week. I'm tired. My entire body is sore from too much weightlifting. I just want to curl up into a ball and go to sleep, but I have to do my reps.
But she's always right there beside me cheering me on, /a/.
No.856073
>>856067
Ami is my favorite, but all the senshi are great.
No.856079
>>855879
>tfw forgot to celebrate waifu's birthday back on June 30th
No.856089
>>855979
>>855980
I'm not sure which of you two deserves more bullying.
No.856096
It seemed like the week flew by, this week is probably going to be long because of that.
>>855879
Short hair is nice.
No.856099
>>856089
I imagine it's the same person and he just doesn't know what a waifu is.
No.856100
>>855879
Looks like a happy birthdayboy.
>>855991
I wouldn't trust an organ like my dick with 5 minutes of research.
No.856101
>>856100
>5 minutes
What about 10 minutes?
No.856123
I want to post her again before Wednesday is over.
No.856147
>>856099
I'm sorry. I don't really have a waifu, those posts were in jest.
I don't think I'm emotionally compatible for a real waifu. I would watch an anime and think I'd found a waifu, but then I'd watch another anime and fall in love again. I was too weak-willed to ever have a one true waifu. Some examples of "waifus" I've had are:
Bulma
Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho
Sakura from Naruto pre-timeskip
And now I don't feel anything for them anymore. Watching anime today, I don't really fall in love anymore because age has made me emotionally numb. Now I just have a strong appreciation for how aesthetically pretty some girls' animations are, and their voice acting. Azumanga Daioh, or more recently Girls und Panzer are good example of this. Anzu in particular is my favorite character because I love the distinct, lovely fluidity to her animations, and that wonderful mature voice. Or Mako from Kill la Kill. Those goofy monologue sequences were the only thing I liked in that show, and I find the animations so intelligent and funny that they're beautiful to me and I still go back and watch them. But I can't say I love Anzu or Mako even though they're cute.
Life is really hard anon. Going alone without even the imagination to connect with your favorite characters emotionally. I don't even mind not being able to fap to anime, but every time someone talks about their waifu I wonder what I'm still doing here (life, not /a/).
No.856274
The girl I want, but don’t deserve.
No.856301
>>855820
Pizza is the Patrician choice
No.856304
>>856274
Rape is always the answer.
No.856307
>>856301
Pizza is good, but there isn't terribly much difference between kinds. Sure, you can have crust thicknesses and doughs, or different toppings, cheeses, and sauces, but the end products are still going to be quite similar.
Whereas for pasta there's a huge number of things you can do with it. Sausage tortellini in a rosee sauce, penne in a creamy Parmesan sauce with chicken, or a simple oil-and-garlic spaghetti all differ more substantially from one another than most pizzas do.
No.858873
>That moment when it's 4AM and Wednesday
>That moment when you're getting ready to go to the GYM for Aniki and Rich Piana and your WAIFU to get TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL
>tfw these plebs are still sleeping until sunrise and have zero dedication
Better at least be doing your Nip reps if you aren't doing your gym reps, anon.
No.858913
>tfw your waifufaggotry actually helped you becoming a bit of a better person
"What would Yukari do" has proven to be a surprisingly useful approach to life for me. I hope your waifus can help you become less of a faggot as well, anons.
>>858873
>That moment when it's 4AM and Wednesday
Well, I hope you're getting enough sleep at least. No gains without enough rest.
No.858916
Things are escalating lately, huh?
No.858917
>>858913
I usually think of it as, "What would she think of your actions?"
No.858921
>>858913
>"What would Yukari do" has proven to be a surprisingly useful approach to life for me
Careful though, lest you find yourself sneaking into a girls high school with a camcorder.
>>858917
This is probably the better approach. You shouldn't aspire to be just like your waifu, rather just someone she can be proud to be with. Plus this way you get to imagine her scolding you for when you're being a useless piece of shit.
No.858928
>>858921
Does she even have a license for those weapons-grade pants?
No.858930
>>858916
How do you figure?
No.858937
>>858928
She doesn't. I'll have to confiscate them later.
No.858951
>>858913
>I hope your waifus can help you become less of a faggot as well, anons.
My goal is to become a good person she deserves, is going well so far. Though is not like i think everytime "what would Reimu do?" is more like i have this thought about not fucking up like a retard.
No.858958
>>858913
>"What would Jashin-chan do"
Guess I'll just do the opposite. That might work.
No.858965
>>858917
This thought helps me almost every day: "Wouldn't she rather hear I ran 4 miles instead of 1!" "Wouldn't she hate to find out I dilly-dallied at work instead of researching weaponry." "Wouldn't it be embarrassing to watch pornography if she were here." "She would be so excited to see me finish this project!"
To be honest, I don't particularly enjoy tanks, but her enthusiasm has inspired me to try to match her knowledge in other areas, which has had a positive impact on me professionally. Not to mention I'd probably have failed several PT tests by now if I didn't imagine her cheering me on from the track corner. She really is a blessing.
No.858966
>>858913
Waifufaggotry helped me overcome a lot of my egotism. I'm definitely a better person than I was before. For that I will always be grateful to her.
No.858975
>>858921
>Careful though, lest you find yourself sneaking into a girls high school with a camcorder.
Look for me in the papers
>>858951
>>858966
>>858965
That's great to hear. Waifus shouldn't just be there for comfort but also inspire you to better yourself. Make your waifus proud!
No.858982
>>858965
>researching weaponry at work
Sounds cool anon. What alphabet soup are you working for?
No.858983
>>858958
What's the opposite of just dropkicking everyone?
And what's the opposite of being a lamia? Would you have human legs and a snake torso?
No.858984
>>858913
Funny story:
>Go on a long walk thinking about my future.
>If I devote myself down a path I'm thinking of, it'll take most of my life.
>But it's very doable and I'd enjoy doing it
>Is this really the path I want to go down?
>Spend my walk with my head down, deep in thought.
>Don't really remembering getting to my destination or coming back.
>I walk through my front door, not really having decided
>Out of a whim, when I get home, I ask Haruhi what she thinks.
>This is her response:
<Hah? What kind of stupid question is that? We're doing it. That's all.
I love her.
No.858988
>>858965
>To be honest, I don't particularly enjoy tanks
What the fuck anon.
No.858989
>>858913
Self-preservation, I only have one life and I should do my damn best to not let it flutter away like leafs in autumn rather than looking forward towards death. I'd rather not selfishly abandon those few who care for me, I wouldn't wish that pain upon anyone.
No.858992
>>858982
It's fun and interesting, but it's almost definitely less cool than you'd think.
>>858988
Well, in the GuP universe it's normal for girls to command tanks and for boys to fly planes, so it's only natural this way. Besides, it's more fun learning things if I imagine that it's something that I could teach her too!
No.858997
>>858992
Is that boys flying planes thing actually based on something other than this fanart? People bring it up sometimes and I don't recall ever seeing proof of this.
No.858998
>>858984
Do it faggot. I too am trying to follow through on my dreams. To aim for the moon is to make her smile.
No.859001
>>858997
It's purely fan speculation as far as I am aware.
No.859010
>>858913
>Well, I hope you're getting enough sleep at least. No gains without enough rest.
Of course! That's what the passing out on the keyboard at 8PM is for!
>>858975
>Spoiler
You'll be heavily disappointed. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
>>858983
>Would you have human legs and a snake torso?
Pic related?
>>858988
When you realize you'll never get to drive one, they become far less interesting than say, a plane or monster truck. At least something like anti-armor rifles can be feasibly fired one day for fun if you know the right gun range.
No.859021
>>859010
>When you realize you'll never get to drive one, they become far less interesting than say, a plane or monster truck
How does that matter? Just because you can't partake in something doesn't mean it is any less interesting. It's history, and learning about old shit is always fun.
No.859038
>>858983
I was more referring to not being a lazy fuck, not wasting money (especially not money of others), not blaming others for you shortcomings, not lying and stuff like that but "not trying to solve your problems through murder, not walking through town almost naked and having legs" are certainly important too.
No.859039
>>859010
>When you realize you'll never get to drive one,
I'm pretty sure you'd be able to drive one if you look it up.
No.859040
>>859038
Having a Waifu is weird. How the hell does an anon end up with your shit girl?
No.859044
>>859040
By being a shit person with shit taste.
No.859048
I should work harder. If Tsukasa manages to work until she can no longer keep her eyes open, then I should be able to work hard on myself too!
No.859092
>>859048
Tsukasa is living proof that it's better to work smarter than to work harder.
No.859098
>>859092
But what if you work had and smart?
No.859100
>>859098
That would make you Kagami. No one wants to be Kagami.
No.859101
>>859098
That is the ideal approach.
Personally I identify too much with Konata.
No.859102
>>859101
>Konata
Work neither hard nor smart because it's all too much of a pain?
No.859104
>>859102
Considering the fact she spends almost all of her time slacking off, her test results are incredibly good. She obviously knows how to make efficient use of what little time she spends studying.
No.859111
From the moment I first saw her I knew she would be best girl. It's been nine years since then.
No.859119
>>859104
Tsukasa doesn't need a degree to be my housewaifu.
No.859136
>>859010
>When you realize you'll never get to drive one, they become far less interesting than say, a plane or monster truck. At least something like anti-armor rifles can be feasibly fired one day for fun if you know the right gun range.
I live in Texas, and there is literally a sign by the highway that says "Drive a tank", advertising that you can indeed drive a fucking tank. Also, one of my cop buddies owns a fucking tank. Shit, nigga, step it up.
No.859140
>>858997
>>859001
It's actually been mentioned in a BD booklet I believe, so it might very well be canon. There's generally tons of GuP material that's completely unknown to us gaijin because it's never been translated, so we're actually missing out on a lot of deep lore. This includes drama CDs, of which only a handful received a translation, official events (like the nomination of the new student council which happened during a live play in Oarai), and illustrated short stories. There's also a couple of manga and a novelization of der Film that will probably never be translated. I actually got a book containing a lot of those illustrated short stories I mentioned earlier, though there's been a couple of new ones that came out after the book. Even had a couple of those translated, so I could post them if you're interested.
>>859136
I just looked it up and you can actually book tank rides or drive them yourself near where I live. I'd be tempted if I wouldn't be trying to save up money.
No.859141
>>859136
>there is literally a sign by the highway that says "Drive a tank"
I know exactly the place you're talking about. They'll even let you rent a Kettenkrad if you have some potato fantasies you want to live out.
No.859144
>>859141
>SSR aired almost a year ago
Oh how the time flies.
No.859149
>>859142
>DelinquentOni girls a best.
No.859181
>>859142
There's a very fine line between delinquent and Space Pirate.
No.859188
>>859149
Just don't maker her feel jealous...
No.859229
>>859142
>Patrea Burchard will never talk suggestively to you.
Praise that old woman.
No.859332
Waifu I posed an interesting question.
>>859331
>what is the Christian stance on waifus? Does God even care as long as you thank him for creating such a perfect thing?
No.859338
>>859332
>what is the Christian stance on waifus?
Just my personal opinion based on what I know but I don't think there would be anything wrong with having a waifu as a Christian. The only "problems2 would be if having a waifu would "force" you to stay unmarried and single but that's not the case if you are planning to stay celibate anyways. In pic related it even helped an anon from sleeping around, which is a good thing.
The other possible problem would be masturbation but I don't think anybody would do that more because they have a waifu.
Lastly, it would be a problem if your waifu would prevent you from loving others, in a non-romantic way of course. Again, usually not the case as some waifufags even try to improve themselves for their waifu, which should mean that you are also a better person towards others.
Try asking /christian/, if you want a more detailed response. Nah, just kidding, you'll probably get some maymays as a reply or the mods will delete your post immediately.
No.859341
>>859338
Already got banned for dropping bread pills on them about the Holy Mother and her relationship to the trinity. Sounds pretty sound though as long as it doesn't fall into idolatry which it isn't your waifu isn't a god you worship she is your actual wife.
No.859342
>>859332
Any being capable of creating entire universes isn't going to be bothered by your love for 2D.
No.859347
>>859338
What if my waifu is a nun?
No.859349
>>859347
Can't have sex with her either way, right?
No.859353
>>859338
I've bugged them before about it and they ban me on sight.
>>859332
Well I'm Greek Orthodox and that branch of the church tends to have a lot of respect (respect might be a strong word, perhaps superstition) for foreign religions since they're seen as more tangible than the heretical other sects. I've never asked my head of the church about it, but I've always figured as long as it doesn't turn into idolatry, a waifu can't really be frowned upon. See >>859338
>tfw have actually had theological debates with myself because I consider my waifu a goddess while still seeing the trinity as the ultimate being above beings
>tfw believe in /x/-tier "higher beings" while still considering myself a good Christian since the "higher beings" aren't necessarily gods in the divine sense of the word
No.859357
>>859353
I mean spiritual beings exist that is not denied as long as at the end of the day you understand their is one above all. Shit most pagan religions sort of relent that their is an Ultimate Mover. At least if you make it into heaven in Christianity you can ask God to let you be with your waifu.
No.859360
>>859357
>At least if you make it into heaven in Christianity you can ask God to let you be with your waifu.
What would you do if he didn't allow it?
No.859362
>>859360
It can't be helped. We'll have to use that.
No.859363
>>859349
I can cuddle and tell her I love her.
No.859370
>>859360
Any God who refuses anon the pure love of their waifu is not a perfectly good God and thus is not the true God.
No.859374
>>859353
I'm not so sure about that last part. I actually wanted to include that in my post above but forgot about it. If you take it too far, like "tulpa"-tier, then that might not be good either. As in, would your waifu even want you to see her as a goddess? Or are you opening you mind for something else that is merely pretending to be her?
>>859363
No, what I meant was "Sadly you, from the 3D realm, will not be able to have sex with her, from the 2D realm, anyways". But if you don't want it to begins with that's even better.
Kinda brings me to a different idea though. What if your waifu isn't Christian? Especially if she is a Miko for example.
No.859387
>>859370
Any god who put me in the 3DPD world rather than the 2D one is, quite frankly, an utter bastard.
No.859405
>>859332
Genesis 1, 1:1
>In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
Genesis, 1:27
>And God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Thus we learn that man is a creation of god.
Genesis, 1:31
>And God saw every thing that He had made, and behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
So we know that god made man, and that god considered his creations to be "very good".
In Genesis 2:21-23
>So the LORD God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep, and while he slept, He took one of the man’s ribs and closed up the area with flesh. >And from the rib that the LORD God had taken from the man, He made a woman and brought her to him. And the man said:
>“This is now bone of my bones
>and flesh of my flesh;
>she shall be called ‘woman,’
>for out of man she was taken.”
So a woman was once part of every man. Since man was created by god, and thus man was good, the woman created from parts of man by god could only be good too. Of course there is the original sin, but let us pause and think about the implications now:
God made man.
Man was good.
God made a woman out of a man.
Thus the woman was good.
The woman was once part of the man, but now the man is missing his woman.
Since there is no indication that modern man somehow differs from Adam, there is no indication that you too aren't missing a part of you.
In Genesis we also learn that Man is destined to rule earth:
Genesis 1:28
>God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
Basically: go ahead and rule over everything that lives upon earth.
Thus every man is a king of earth and all the creatures living upon it.
Proverbs 31:
>Sayings of King Lemuel
>The sayings of King Lemuel—an inspired utterance his mother taught him.
>Listen, my son! Listen, son of my womb! Listen, my son, the answer to my prayers!
>Do not spend your strength on women, your vigor on those who ruin kings.
>It is not for kings, Lemuel— it is not for kings to drink wine, not for rulers to crave beer,
>lest they drink and forget what has been decreed, and deprive all the oppressed of their rights.
>Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish!
>Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.
>Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves, for the rights of all who are destitute.
>Speak up and judge fairly; defend the rights of the poor and needy.
So what King Lemuel was taught by his mother was that he shall not waste his time with woman who "ruin kings". Since every man is a king of the creatures of earth, she is actually implying that you shall not waste your time with women who ruin men. There are many of them out there. Women you are not destined to be with. Maybe someone else is. Who knows? Who cares. Do not waste your time with women who do not make you happy.
But here is another thing: beer and wine. Beer is very nutritious. It contains lots of calories. Wine does too, but it has a negative connotation to it, because wine in ancient times was a lot stronger (almost like a spirit) and would be used much in the same way people use spirits today: get blackout drunk and forget living for a while as they lay unconscious.
But why limit this to alcohol?I believe that what she wanted to say was: do not spend time with things that are not appropriate for you at the moment.
This brings me to my conclusion:
When you need healing nurturing love from a kind waifu, spend your time with a kind waifu. If you feel like you should move on to a real wife and be fruitful and multiply and cover the earth, then you should do that.
No.859478
>>859405
So what you are saying is waifus fit into Church doctrine just fine.
No.859493
No.859525
>>859374
>What if your waifu isn't Christian?
I dont think someone would be found by a waifu that would cause problems, if you will. Subconsciously your waifu is compatible with your ideals so being a good Christian then meeting a non-Christian waifu might imply the good Christian isn't so genuinely Christian. My waifu is atheist and I don't care for religion. If sufficiently provoked, for example >>859360 , she would kill a god.
No.859541
>>859478
Not according to Church doctrine, just my own interpretation of some lines from the bible. The bible wasn't translated so that you have to listen to kiddy diddlers and the mentally handicapped to find your own belief.
No.859567
>>859541
>find your own belief
>based on the bible
Keep going, you're almost at the point where you realize what a fucking joke subscribing to organized religion is.
No.859593
>>859567
This friendo has the right idea.
No.859605
>>859541
>>859567
Read The Kingdom of God Is Within You by Leo Tolstoy.
It gets better when you're at the point where you realize that having a religion to yourself is just as bad and that using the religious institution on a local level only between your peers provides the best results.
No.859614
>>859605
Here, read this book because I can't be arsed to make the argument myself.
No.859681
>>859614
I wasn't even making an argument with that book. I was making a suggestion for something they might enjoy.
No.859822
>>855960
Why does that pic make Reimu look like she has saggy 90 year old tits.
No.859832
>>859822
Because you are looking for breasts where there are none.
No.859859
>>859832
You motherfucker.
No.859969
No.860014
I keep calling her a fucking bitch when she acts up, even though she knows how much I love her. Is this healthy?
No.860015
>>860014
Probably not. I might be a massive tsundere towards my waifu but I never insult her like that.
No.860016
>>860015
But we're cuddling the next minute. I only do it when I'm not sure how to break through her sudden tsun and I feel like she deserves it. But her own feelings are important. Maybe I need to spend more time with her. I have been away from home for a little bit. This makes sense because I do love that tsun part of her and I don't want to force her to be something she's not.
I'm sorry, Haruhi. I'll get to know you better and treat you right.
I'm only posting this here because she's a baka who likes this sort of thing when I embarrass myself.
No.860244
She may not be as popular as the other girls in their VN, but I think she's great.
No.860248
No.860253
>>860248
I'm not aware of any official route for her. I'm sure there are fanmade ones, though the ones I saw were just text.
No.860255
>>860253
Does she ever actually talk to the MC other than that one time in the Emi route?
What the fuck is her appeal? I am not even trying to bully you and your waifu, I am genuinely curious as to what could possibly drive a man to marry a background character.
No.860259
>>860255
You could chalk it up to chocolate love, but I find her design more appealing than say Shizune, Lily, and Emi. I wish she was given a full route.
No.860268
>>860244
That's some good taste, anon. I preferred her too.
No.860285
>>860259
Shizune deserved a proper route instead of the piece of crap she got. The lack of verbal communication could have been incorporated perfectly into the visual medium of visual novels.
KS is still a good game, but her route drags it down a lot.
Lily and Emi are two entirely different body types from her though. Emi is a super energetic loli archetype, while Lily is clearly a cow a full bosomed, child bearing mother figure. For both the character fits the physique.
Moccagirl is a lean and tall, yet not overly muscular girl, reminding me of a soft-ish amazon.
No.860390
I hope all you east coast anons stay safe and dry! I'm evacuating with most of my merch, but I left a well-secured Yukari behind to keep overwatch!
No.860412
>>860390
Good luck anon, I'm sure Yukari will keep your place safe.
No.860423
N'cha!
I'll be streaming r/a/dio tomorrow for Waifu Wednesday starting around 2 or 3 PM PST. It's going to be a full waifu-dedicated stream and will be divided into three parts, each with a theme that relates to an anon's journey with their waifu. I will be announcing the themes as they come up.
There'll be a bousouzoku pre-stream and a special post-stream. もちろん both the pre stream and the post stream will focus on love songs. Also, there will be a special secret block that may or may not show up in the middle of things unrelated to anything around it. Look forward to that.
Because this is me, there will be plenty of wotagei opportunity just like last time, so make sure to pack your light sticks, happi, and headbands to support you're waifu and show her your passion.
I'll see you then! Bye'cha!
No.860424
>>860390
Stay safe out there, anon! I'm sure Yukari will watch over your home!
No.860427
>>860390
It looks like we found another use for the Yukari.
No.860428
It's a nice desktop to come home everyday to
No.860447
I've been patiently waiting for Wednesday but I know I'll forget tomorrow, so I'll preemptively post my waifu an hour early as I get ready for sleep.
No.860450
>>860447
It's already Wednesday where I'm at, so I'm actually on time. Happy Wednesday anon.
No.860455
>>860390
Please report back once you have returned, anon!
No.860456
>>860390
Stay safe, Anon. I hope you're well prepared and try not to die to a bunch of stupid wind.
>>860423
Looking forward to it.
No.860464
>>860456
I'm always jealous of how many images you find. I keep an eye on Twitter, Pixiv, and boorus but I can never find the amount of quality images you post. I have to say I feel a bit guilty sourcing such a large portion of my Yukari folder from these threads.
No.860471
>It's Wednesday already
Haruhi and I can't wait to get to streaming today.
No.860473
>>860464
It's funny you say that because I feel I've barely scratched the surface. I know there's so many images out there I've yet to find. I usually check the same places, but Twitter really is the untapped resource when it comes to waifu images. Mostly as it's a pain to browse quickly and no one ever tags their shit. The best strategy I can advise is to find a bunch of accounts who post her regularly and branch out from there. And there's no shame from getting your images from here. I do the same with other sources. Pictures are posted to be shared after all.
No.860475
>>860473
You can find some fun things on Twitter, especially when you're waifu is still pretty popular despite the long hiatus.
No.860494
>>860390
Please survive so you can come back to us anon.
>>860473
I only recently decided to sort from oldest to newest on pixiv in an effort to download every single picture that I think is worth having. It's a surreal feeling going through the really old stuff. For example, this picture is 11 years old. Occasionally you find really good artists, and find out that at some point they stopped uploading, Did they find some other passion in life, or do they just not want to share their work anymore? Are they dead?
No.860502
>>860475
If you're going to use spandex at least make sure your dick isn't poking out like that. Fucking gross.
No.860506
>>860390
Chances are it was some hobby they had in high school or college and got another line of work afterward. Japanese parents aren't the most supportive of that kind of thing, after all.
No.860507
>>860390
Please stay safe anon, and make sure your waifu is okay once you get back.
>>860464
Personally I get most of my images from twitte,. you just have to follow a lot of artists to get a decent yield, because otherwise it's a pain to find new art. I don't use pixiv and boorus as much because I want to avoid having to look at lewds of my waifu, but safebooru is pretty decent as well.
No.860543
>>860502
Better yet, buy a dancebelt, they're literally made for obfuscating the bulge
No.860547
>>860494
>I only recently decided to sort from oldest to newest on pixiv in an effort to download every single picture that I think is worth having
I did just that. Not like I'd have to go through even the fraction of that amount though. The badly drawn stuff has it's own charm too, since you'd never see that reposted anywhere else.
I guess many of the artists that stopped uploading simply don't find the time for it anymore, they lost interest, they still draw but don't upload it anymore or died by suicide after getting shitposted at on twitter because their boyfriend got jealous of them and now their drawings came to live in search for revengence.
No.860556
>>860543
Or go full nip and wear a Fudoshi.
No.860563
What are some computer-related things anons have done involving their waifu? It's probably easier ricing GNU/Linux but Windows and modified consoles allow some customization as well.
No.860564
>>860563
Just the regular stuff like desktop backgrounds and the same for my mobile phone. I considered using a sound clip of her as a notification alarm on the phone but I'm afraid I'd end up getting annoyed by it.
No.860617
Just started the stream!
>>860616
No.860965
>>860962
Why not waifu using favorite raifu?
No.860974
>>860962
>FN FAL
Superb taste anon.
No.861057
>>860962
Please be gentle with her, anon.
No.861113
3 years, maybe more, still no waifu.
I'm so lonely, I started even looking for a 3dpd.
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) No.861238
>>860563
Making webms usually of my waifu. It's really fun.
>>861113
Someday a waifu will find you and love you with all her heart.
No.861245
>>861113
There's some things better left unsaid, anon.
No.861250
>>861113
This post legitimately made me cry.
3D is never worth it, anon.
No.861292
>>861113
Until you don't find a right girl, have fun with h-girls.
No.861313
>>861292
>when you tell her pulling the cord won't matter because you have nothing to lose
No.861317
>>861313
>>861292
>when you yank on the cord so hard it rips off
>when you throw it into the nearest recycling bin
No.861370
>>861292
Situations like this are why it's a good idea to always carry an EMP cannon when hunting lolis.
No.861372
>>861317
>>861313
>>861364
>>861370
Do you actually think the loli isn't the one who'll be doing the raping?
That face says "dare to resist and pull the cord."
No.861373
>>861372
Can't sleep lolis will rape me.
What did I do to deserve this? I don't want to lose my seed to an evil loli succubus.
No.861388
>>859405
It's been awhile since I've been here, but this post reminded me that I still have a lot of healing to do. Trying to force myself to move away from my waifu had only done more harm than good.
Sorry Nozomi.
No.861534
>>861373
>evil
You are misunderstanding the situation, anon. They want your seed so you you won't waste it on 3DPD, or attempt to defile your waifu with it.
No.861537
>>861534
How is it possible to defile your waifu with your seed?
No.861538
>>861537
You have to appreciate her purity for a while before you AraAra her.
No.861570
>>861372
You can't rape the willing.
No.861945
Your waifu is already looking forwards to all the praise she will receive tomorrow.
No.861955
No.861957
>>861955
Oh fuck! It's Monday! This explains why I was so confused all day long.
You can love your waifu any day, right?
No.861969
>>861957
You might be letting your waifu rub off on you a bit too much.
No.861978
>>861969
I read the as: "You might be letting your waifu rub you off a bit too much."
No.862023
>>861969
I actually wouldn't mind that. Even if she is a little forgetful and clumsy, she always gives her best.
I sincerely think that she and I would complete each other like pieces of a puzzle.
>>861978
I actually wouldn't mind that either. She would probably enjoy it too.
No.862040
>>862023
>I sincerely think that she and I would complete each other like pieces of a puzzle.
This is too lewd.
No.862055
>>862040
I want anon to find his missing piece.
No.862112
>>862040
It was not intended to be lewd at all. I just think that we both need someone in our lives that can fill a specific role.
She needs someone rigid who takes decisions, protects her, reminds her of things, and appreciates her work.
I need someone to pick me up after a long day, who motivates me, and helps me achieve my goals. I didn't even know I needed her in my life before I met her, and even then it took me a long while to realize consciously.
No.862118
>>862112
>She needs someone rigid
You can't keep getting away with this!
I get what you mean though. She just needs someone to give her a bit of discipline in her life.
No.862122
>>862118
I probably wouldn't discipline her. I would call her in my break and ask her about the things she did so far, maybe hint at the things she said she wanted to do. And if she still doesn't get the message I would kindly remind her of the thing she really wanted to do.
I am sure that Tsukasa reacts more positively to encouragement and positive feedback if she does something right.
After all, she is rather clumsy, and I don't think I could endure disciplining her that much.
No.862248
>>862122
It is almost Wednesday. Prepare to have a tight sleep and dream of your waifu!
No.862423
Weekly reminder that your waifu loves you, and wants you to be happy.
No.862427
>>862248
I wish I could have a tulpa of my waifu.
>>862423
>>862375
Good morning!
No.862435
Guess I can join the "new anime never"-club now.
No.862439
>>862423
And a weekly reminder to trim your nails so you don't scratch the shit out of your daki like my dumb ass just did.
>>862435
I envy you. Better to know it's finished and done than to be stuck waiting for more episodes to trickle out over several years.
No.862443
>>862423
I try to be happy for her sake everyday because I know it makes her happy as well.
>>862439
>I envy you. Better to know it's finished and done than to be stuck waiting for more episodes to trickle out over several years.
Gotta spend that time learning Japanese and reading/listening to all the untranslated side material. Though we'll probably all die of old age before episode 3 is out.
No.862454
I got a lewd done of my favorite girls.
No.862460
No.862466
No.862473
>>862439
I keep scratching the shit out of her daki with my stubble. It makes her hair look a little nice and fluffy, but it ruins her uniform. It's disappointing to have her right there but to know that I can nuzzle up to her else I start fidgeting and rubbing up to her in my sleep.
No.862479
>>862466
>imgur
君はばかですか。
>>862473
>>862439
Are Dakis really that easily damaged? I was thinking of getting one with a blank cover, just because they look super comfy. Is it just the print on the fabric that gets damaged, or is it the actual fabric itself?
No.862480
>>862466
The art kinda reminds me of Toweringman, which is good.
No.862519
Having a waifu sounds so comfy.
No.862537
>>862479
It's the print that's easily damaged. It's only on the surface so if you break any fibres it can take the colour with it. None of that matters if you're just getting a blank one.
No.862573
>>862435
Glad to have you!
>>862439
Better than to be neigh-certain you'll never see her animated again despite the loads of new content left to adapt, and you're sure you'll never even read the end of the story because the author is a baka.
No.862575
>>862573
Not to mention the fact that it was one of the most popular pieces of fiction to come from Japan since Eva, so you always have the fact that you could have seen more if things went just a little differently swimming in the back of your mind, always reminding you of what could have been.
No.862576
>>862466
I bet having your wings bleached by a cute girl feels amazing.
No.862592
Before Wednesday is over here, here's my waifu!
No.862798
>>862576
She's just washing her back. I wanted some cute lewd with my favorite haibane.
No.863303
Today is our 1st anniversary of marriage. I hope that many more years come because I ain't EVER planning on giving her up. Or my virginity. How the hell has it been 1 year already?
No.863305
>>863303
You shouldn't let your waifu eat doughnuts off the floor.
No.864727
>>863303
>eating floor doughnuts
You may want to discipline her a little for that. Will there be spanking code, and will it be possible to import different waifus with custom animations?
No.865443
How long have you been married to your waifu?