No.840553
It's cute! It's fun! It's educational!
It's literally just Osmosis Jones the anime. First episode was decent though. The main characters are entertaining enough and the setting is pretty interesting. Seems like a nice mix of action and cuteness so far. There's a lot of cute blood too.
No.840556
And if you were wondering if you should pick this up, I present the following webm.
No.840557
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>840553
>Osmosis Jones
Couldn't you have posted some better comparison? Anyways, I'll give it a try.
No.840559
No.840580
>>840556
This looks pretty watchable and most importantly, not entirely generic. Picked up
No.840585
>>840580
>not entirely generic
In a way. It does look like it's going for a "monster of the week" kind of deal. It's still like a breath of fresh air compared to your regular seasonal shit though.
No.840588
>>840556
>the human body is composed almost entirely of cute anime girls and lolis
Japan, what are you doing?
No.840590
>>840557
Should have posted the french version. I mean god damn, this was in their intro for a kids cartoon, God bless them, truly they are honorary Nipponese.
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=KSGQaLOPhQ8
No.840593
>>840590
>Should have posted the french version.
Yeah sorry, I was too lazy. Also the last time I mentioned this here somebody complained about me not posting the German version.
No.840598
What a pleasant surprise.
No.840602
>>840556
You've convinced me.
No.840605
>>840553
Will the staphylococci be gassed though?
No.840606
>>840556
Picked the fuck up.
No.840629
>>840590
I vaguely recall that the German version had the bacteria shout "Oy vey!" when the heroes cheerfully gassed them.
No.840681
>>840553
Ladies love a man splattered red with the blood of his enemy. Though I noticed none of the characters have names, which is weird. The human body is a truly dystopian place, I guess.
No.840692
I wasn't even planning on picking this up, but I'm glad I did. Surprisingly cute and entertaining
No.840713
Sorry, I already watched this anime in its superior form called Osmosis Jones.
No.840736
>>840556
>These platelets do their best to clot and start the healing process
I need to cut
I NEED TO CUT
No.840743
>>840713
OP made that joke before you did.
No.840788
>>840556
Adorable. Now where are the lewds?
No.840790
>>840788
Do not lewd the platelets.
No.840795
>>840556
>Platelets this cute
Fuck, I need to pick this up immediately. That was adorable.
No.840803
>>840590
>tfw this was genuinely one of my childhood cartoons
You know how burgers are A-okay with violence but anything sexy is cooties-tier taboo? In France it's somewhat the opposite.
No.840812
>>840803
When an American baby is born the first thing he sees is freedom.
When a French baby is born, the first thing he sees is his mother's tit.
No.840816
>Macrophages are ara-ara meidos with a taste for extreme violence and superhuman strength
I never thought microscopic biology would give me such a boner.
No.840818
T cells are the baddest of motherfuckers.
No.840837
I enjoyed this far more than I thought I would.
No.840841
I do love this guy's design.
No.840847
>>840818
>that one memory T-cell with the diary
Holy shit picking this up.
No.840853
>>840842
But with ultra violence.
No.840858
Hey guys, I know nobody else noticed it before, so let me spell it out for you: This is kind of similar to osmosis jones or that educational show about the body!
Definitely gonna pick this one up, the platelets are too cute.
No.840870
>>840556
>mfw both this and part 5 will be AOTY
>mfw they're both from DavidPro
SASUGA, DAVID
No.840905
>>840556
Holy shit, I haven't grinned at cuteness this hard since Kemono Friends. This is adorable.
No.840950
>someone might draw fanart of the body being killed/having terminal disease
>body gets in a freak accident, and the city is split in chunks, or many of them are falling into a pit
>body has terminal disease, everyone is freaking out, not being able to fix the situation
>body goes to chemotherapy, large chunk of the cast vaporizes
No.840951
>>840950
NO
EVERYONE WILL TRY THEIR BEST AND EVERYTHING WILL BE DAIJOUBU
No.840952
>>840927
I want to lick Kumiko's hair
No.840969
>>840951
Everyone dies. Now imagine old age where all the organs slowly shut down, the city goes dark, and everyone is in tears as they slowly fade away.
Then comes decomposing and becoming maggot food.
No.840979
>>840969
>decomposing
The last stand of the white blood and T cells against the invading microorganisms, fighting while the body crumbles in apocalyptic ruin and the red blood cells are torn apart in the streets. It's like the bad end for the Imperium of Man with the space marines making one final stand against the demons from the warp.
No.840986
>>840979
And that process is repeated billions of times for each life in this green Earth. Gorillions of loli platelets have died, and I don't know why I keep punishing myself thinking about this.
No.840990
I wonder how they'd depict depression, followed by suicide by suck starting a shotgun?
No.841007
I hope all the cells related to blood cleansing look like something ZUN would design.
No.841054
>>841007
>spleen
That's a macrophage you baka.
No.841071
>>840556
Well, I think I need this in my life.
No.841073
>>840842
>final episode
>the camera zooms out to reveal the whole of the macrocosm
>it was Bill Murray all along
>"No one will ever believe you."
No.841078
>>840681
Rules of nature, friend.
No.841079
It was kinda dumb, but in an entertaining way. I'll give it a few more episodes to decide.
No.841113
Anyone know when cancer will start showing up? It's bound to start appearing in this thread at some point.
No.841117
>>840556
That's so globin.
No.841131
>>841113
>Cute anime about cute cells
>Anons start talking about death and this shows up
Bacteria were fun and necessary enough, but if this is going to legit focus on diseases then I'm out of here.
No.841142
>>841131
Why was the body's immune system 'compromised'?
Why were the platelet's active in some internal area between the kidney and the lung?
Why was the blood stream being exposed to a deadly pnemonococcal bacteria?
Why are all the cell ID numbers so low? (AE3803 & 1146)
Red blood cell-chan was initially lost somewhere around the kidney and spleen when the bacteria broke into the blood stream. Why was the point of entry so far away from the typical bacterial conduits (nose&mouth)?
Did you know that some strains of pneumonia causing bacteria are sexually transmitted?
No.841149
>>841131
The main character is a white blood cell. It needs things to fight.
No.841150
>>841113
I don't think the anime has gotten that far yet.
No.841160
>>841131
Next episode will be about a scrape wound.
No.841195
>>841142
The ID numbers are probably organized by letter (AE-3803, U-1146) so you could have a lot more of them. They're still low but it's better than having RBC run around with a tag bigger than her head.
No.841224
>>840556
picked up. Thanks anon
No.841229
>>840556
Holy mother of 2D most sweet and pure.
Picked up hard.
Does the white blood cell remind anyone else of the Werewolf from Hellsing?
No.841230
>>841224
>>841229
>>841066
>>840580
>>840556
What the fuck is the big deal with it? She's a side character, basically non-existent, how stupid you have to be for picking up something for seconds of screentime each episode?
No.841233
>>841230
Next episode is most likely platelet construction work. It's going to be about them.
No.841234
>>840736
Let's not go back down that path, Anon.
>>841230
(You) earned it.
No.841235
>>841234
>>841231
Jesus, you are worse than Narutards.
As expected that's the kind of person who would watch it for nobodies.
No.841236
>>841235
This is a gag series based on the antics of anthropomorphized single-cell organisms. It doesn't have any deep or meaningful characters that the audience is meant to get invested in because they're all just a vehicle for the humor, you donut.
No.841238
>>841235
>he takes his anime VERY seriously
>anons CANNOT investigate a show because they're drawn to one aspect of it, ESPECIALLY if that aspect is cuteness
>all /a/nons must IMMEDIATELY have a "deep" or "meaningful" reason to pick up a show, even before they've watched it
No.841244
>>841230
>He thinks the Platelets are side characters
Have fun bleeding to death.
No.841260
>>841131
>then I'm out of here
Why? They're just another cell that has to get cleaned up by the immune system, the manga deals with cancer before it needs clinical intervention, plus the cancer cell chapters are probably the most action-packed as well.
No.841280
>>841260
Can cancer cells be cured? or are they searching them to destroy them?
I just want people to be saved.
No.841285
>>841280
Pretty sure they are irreperable since the thing that's supposed to trigger their natural death is broken, instead leaving them to multiply out of control.
No.841287
No.841291
>>841287
It's a mercy killing, otherwise they would end up hurting their beloved friends unintentionally. Then one day they're all reunited in cell heaven with their cell pet dogs and cell waifus.
No.841302
>>841299
What's the reasoning of making plaquetes children? not that it isn't amusing.
No.841305
>>841302
They're smaller than the other cells.
No.841311
>>841299
Nobody cared who she was till she put on the hat
No.841313
>>841311
I think that is a boy.
No.841314
>>841313
I thought so too but then I look at the sideburns.
No.841316
>>841314
Children can be incredibly effeminate, expecially in anime.
No.841319
So, if you have sex with one of your red blood cells is it incest, masturbation, or gay?
>>840736
If you cut too much you kill them all fyi.
No.841325
>>841319
>So, if you have sex with one of your red blood cells is it incest, masturbation, or gay?
Its Haematophilia.
No.841327
>>840736
>Haemophiliacs are not able to form platelets
>Cursed to be without cute platelet lolis and shotas to help them in their time of need
>Cursed to bleed to death (without medical intervention)
No.841330
>>841327
>Cursed to be without cute platelet lolis and shotas to help them in their time of need
>Cursed to bleed to death (without medical intervention)
The second one isn't a curse, it's a blessing to alleviate the first.
No.841343
Who else is subbing this? I refuse to crawl to HS.
No.841397
>>841343
Why don't you find out yourself?
No.841403
>>841299
Next week's episode is going to be a treat.
No.841448
Will they bring up what happens when someone drinks alcohol and it damages all the cute loli cells in the body?
No.841473
>>840556
>Every single one of those platelets will be dead in 10 days
No.841482
>>841448
>Drunken platelets stumbling around
>Everyone's having a great time as the body is falling apart
>Liver metabolites going into overtime recovering drunken platelets around the city and trying to get them to calm down/get back on their feet
>Platelets don't wanna, hijinks ensue as they swing across construction equipment and the like
>>841473
So you mean the platelets are basically working or fucking to make children 24/7? That's incredibly lewd. I know this isn't how the body works.
No.841496
>>841448
I doubt they will because alcohol effect on platelets is more complicated than that, and besides platelets aren't even cells.
No.841506
No.841518
>>841506
When will they learn?
No.841528
>>841473
It seems time moves much slower from the cells' perspective, looks how long it took her to get around to all those organs. Like a 'day' to a human could be many years to a cell.
No.841557
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No.841558
>>841557
I mean, is it even pedophilia if they are the platelets of an of-age person?
Shit is confusing.
No.841560
>>841558
>>841557
At any rate it's probably incest.
No.841562
>>841558
It's not pedophilia because it's 2D.
No.841564
>>841560
If it's your own platelet it's just masturbation.
No.841567
>>841482
>Platelets don't wanna, hijinks ensue as they swing across construction equipment and the like
The platelets get organized and sing trainroll then refuse to clot during depression block so you can freely go to gensokyo.
>>841558
Stop using 3D logic
No.841651
>>840553
>>840818
>>841007
>>841142
>>841319
>Blood is male
>You have men inside you
That's hella gay
No.841655
>>841651
Cute men with Hanakana's voice help make my muscles move and keep me alive.
No.841657
>>841562
Nobody asked for moralfag 101 reply, you are anonymous here.
No.841658
>>841651
On what grounds are they basing that on? If it's some bullshit like how the houseki no kuni characters are technically genderless animated rocks, that's not enough to stop my dick.
No.841662
>>841651
Nice edit, faggot. I won't let your cancerous ways spread.
No.841664
>>841651
Female red cells wear shorts, so you're a projecting faggot.
No.841668
>>841662
The Jap Wikipedia entry explicitly calls her a female too.
No.841670
>>841557
Those who lewd the platelets will need them.
No.841674
>>841670
Because of excessive nosebleeds?
No.841676
>>841674
May death from priapism be your fate.
No.841679
>>841658
If the niggerspeak and thumbnail didn't give it away to you, he was just fishing for (You)'s.
No.841837
>>841448
Apparently there is a spinoff manga that features the body of an unhealthy person who is constantly stressed out and smokes and drinks a lot.
No.841838
>>841837
It shipped in Japan two days ago. I'm curious how long it will be until a TL picks it up?
No.841842
>>841662
>voiced by hanakana
>there are trillions of hanakanas inside of you in the form of cute anime girls
That's real lewd, Japan.
No.841843
>>841837
>healthy person
>white cells are all men
>unhealthy person
>onee-san white cells
I'm glad I smoke.
No.841882
>>841668
> believing wikipedia
No.841888
I wonder if Ebola-chan will be in this anime?
No.841907
>>841842
And without Hayamin your immune system could destroy your body. I'm not sure if that's lewd or not.
No.841909
>>841842
Every time you get an erection, your penis fills with red blood cells and platelets.
It doesn't end there.
No.841910
>>841907
There are a few more immune cells that will probably give people a lewd feeling.
No.841911
>>841843
It's to illustrate that he's a soy boy. The body we're in now is probably chuck norris.
No.841953
>>841888
>Decreasing platelet count with marked lymphopenia can be seen in the initial stages of infection but is not diagnostic
>Patients with severe disease may show a progressive decline in platelet count as a manifestation of disseminated intravascular coagulation
Ebola-chan is the WORST
No.842060
>>841327
>Vampires don't actually need blood for sustenance, they just want cute platelets in their bodies really, really badly.
No.842063
>>841953
You shut your whore mouth! She's just taking those cute platelets to Gensokyo so they can live carefree. Ebola a good girl! She dindu nuffin!
No.842076
>>841953
Why would you want the poor platelets to live in the projects? She takes them quite literally to a better place, as >>842063 pointed out.
No.842093
>>841953
It's common knowledge that lolis are territorial.
They need headpats for subsistence, it's the natural action for Ebola-chan to purge the platelets.
No.842106
>>842099
There's a surprising amount of art being made. I wonder if this show is doing well in Japan.
No.842110
>>842063
No, Ebola-chan is murdering platelets and is therefore evil! I hate her now.
>>842076
Because platelets are dutiful and want to work hard! Gosh anon!
>>842093
What is this anti-platelet shilling? Is /a/ being raided?
No.842113
No.842184
>>841953
>ebola killa lolis
Ebola is just like the people she infects.
A NIGGER!
No.842206
>>842110
>What is this anti-platelet shilling? Is /a/ being raided?
Probably some poor oji-san who was traumatized by the loli-rape van. It's time to remind him to keep his backdoor locked
No.842362
No.842403
Man, the first episode was fun. I think this is absolutely going to be anime of the season. It even has that same feeling that Kemono Friends had.
No.842417
>>842403
If it gives me the same feeling pure happiness like KF than I'll give this a shot. Hope you're not over selling this.
No.842520
>>842417
He's overselling it, but it's a good combination of action anime and comfy moments.
No.842605
>anime initially appears to be gimmicky, generic tie-in promotional material or something similar
>except it turns out to be genuinely good and better than most higher-budget blockbuster anime
How does Japan keep doing this?
No.842613
>>842099
>Not molested by ebola-chan herself
How disappointing.
No.842764
>>842605
Maybe they are given the freedom to do what they want with it?
No.842798
>>842417
>>842403
>same feeling that Kemono Friends
In what way exactly? It's vaguely educational? Nothing aside from that is similar in the slightest, unless you're going to count the anthropomorhpisation as well, at which point every second anime released would have 'the same feeling'. Certainly nothing in terms of the direction, art style, characterisation or even plot resembles kemono friends.
No.842807
No.843155
I really don't want to know what kind of doujins will come out from this.
>>842605
This one is done by David Production, has a decent lineup of voice actors, and the ED is made by a popular idol duo. They obviously concentrated some talent here.
No.843156
This anime is fucking amazing.
It went from cute and comfy to full bloody action in a heartbeat, and pulled both off flawlessly. The action scenes are cool as fuck, the platelets are cute as heck, the animation is actually decent, and it's educational. I'm honestly impressed they've managed to blend this all together and have it work so well. I haven't enjoyed an episode this much in quite awhile. I think if this keeps being as good as it's been it could single-handedly redeem this season.
>>843155
I do. Yellow was way too lewd.
No.843160
Next episode will introduce the Macrophages.
No.843164
I'm envious of current Bio 101 students. You don't even need textbooks anymore, just watch cute anime.
No.843188
If that's what happens when you get a abrasion, wth happens when you get a real cut?
No.843190
>>843155
>ED is by ClariS
>Which also did the OP for the second season of Moyashimon, another anime about cells and bacteria
I'm not sure if it was intentional but that's nice.
No.843226
I don't like that there are some shotas here and there among the platelet lolis. They should be 100% lolis.
No.843228
>>843226
Platelet shotas work just as hard as the lolis. No bully!
No.843234
>>843160
>influenza
They're going a bit out of order from the first volume but that one is just as good as this episode.
No.843241
In reality, both Staph aureus and Pseudomonas aeruginosa are catalase positive, which means they can't be killed by neutrophils. Neutrophils use bleach to kill bacteria and catalase neutralizes bleach.
Also, staph has an enzyme called coagulase that destroys clots.
No.843256
>>843226
Platelets are adorable no matter if they're lolis or shotas! Without shota platelets, how would they reproduce?
No.843266
>>843256
The same way they always reproduce.
No.843269
Remember fellas, eat lots of broccoli to provide your loli platelets with plenty of clotting factors!
No.843282
>>843269
Actually, one has to be careful to balance one's intake of even green, iron-rich vegetables in some cases.
t. apheresis, i.e. platelet donor.
I'm more than willing to share my lolis with those in need. Been doing it for years. Like my platelet/lolis, by blood is still pure enough for donation.
No.843285
>>843282
>loli donor
No higher calling on this earth.
No.843301
>>843160
This whole section was great. I love how the little platelets just walk through the battlefield like it's no one's business deploying their combat engineering skills to prevent further invasion. It was heartwarming, truly.
>tfw you will never have combat engineers as team-oriented or competent as little platelets closing your abrasions
No.843306
I feel like pointing out that platelets and the cells they add to their clots don't survive.
No.843319
>>843306
Its just a fucking cartoon man fuck off
No.843320
>>843301
But we all have platelets I hope, and since they are so small you cannot see them, why not imagine them as tiny engineers?
No.843322
>>843319
Millions of loli platelets are sacrificing themselves for you every day Anon.
No.843326
>>843322
Does that make me the ultimate harem master, to have millions of lolis running around my body catering to my every whim?
No.843327
>>843326
No, my harem is bigger. For I am bigger.
No.843331
No.843333
>>841953
You don't want the kids around to see what Ebola chan is gonna do.
No.843334
No.843359
The show has the same charm like KF does when it comes to being educational. Why isn't there more anime that can teach their audience?
No.843361
>>843359
You're basiclly saying that Kemono Friends has the same charm as Oshiete! Galko-Chan with this comment. Could you please do something about the down's syndrome stopping you from developing a meaningful opinion? I'm getting really tired of people claiming 'Most recent AOTM/S/Y = Every new anime ever' without even bothering to support the statement with anything more than a vague, incredibly shallow and superficial relation.
No.843392
>>843306
Technically your body reabsorbs the cells from a scab over time back into the body to reuse the nutrients, so only a portion of them truly "die" when the scab falls off.
No.843446
>>843285
>inb4 japan uses the anime for a blood donor campaign
>"Share your lolis, every man needs them to survive"
>otakus donate blood by the hundred
No.843476
>>843446
As much as the nips have shit taste for liking NTR so much, I doubt the idea of "sharing your lolis" would make otakus donate blood. If anything it would make them less likely to because they want a higher loli count.
No.843491
>>843476
How long until nipNEETS go on a sumo diet to increase their loli-capital?
No.843572
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No.843577
>>843572
Is that dog humping her face?
Good to see White Blood Cell is making sure he doesn't get any infections.
No.843597
>>841670
Damnit the levels of kawaii are off the chats!!
No.843598
>>843156
>>843155
>>843157
>>843158
>>843159
>>843160
>>843161
Happy cute lolis and mass germ murdering heroes in one episode!! It's too much i need the second episode stat!! This is truly AOTS!!
No.843608
>>843572
Look closely at the photo in the second pic, makes it even better.
No.843610
>>843577
>Is that dog humping her face?
No, it's just holding a pot of yoghurt in place for her. With its dick.
No.843612
This expression indicates a WBC's confusion and lack of understanding. When confronted with invaders, WBCs mumble "Damn germs!" or "Disgusting germs!". This is usually followed by slaughter and making psychopathic faces.
No.843625
>>842106
That third image is really shoddily done. You can tell the artist has no talent but has been raised completely on anime.
No.843748
>>843612
So this is what Hellsing's werewolf does when he's not trying to destroy britain in a crazy zombie nazi invasion.
No.843845
When WBC said "This is nothing but a scratch. Fitting, for an abrasion." I gave a hearty chuckle. The delivery was perfect.
No.843970
I'm really enjoying this. The edutainment aspect is even bigger for people like me because I love sciences despite having done humanities and I'm learning Japanese so all these technical words you'd normally not hear in an anime really stimulate my brain cells. I'm even rewatching episodes/parts several times just to get everything down.
No.844026
>>843612
That's just a look of pure hatred, my dude.
No.844028
>>843970
I like that part of it too. I'm learning Japanese and getting a biology refresher at the same time. You could easily get away with showing this in schools and still just be watching a comedy anime with lots of bloody action.
No.844038
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>843970
>technical words you'd normally not hear in an anime really stimulate my brain cells
No.844083
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No.844265
>>843612
>>844026
White Wing Death Squads or Right White Death Squads?
No.844278
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I found a clip of last weeks battle scene. Neutrophil-san really kicked that Staphylococcus bitches ass.
No.844311
>>844278
This fellow seems to be of quite considerable proportions.
No.844320
>>844278
That's actually really cool. The bacteria almost looks like it's panicking.
No.844347
>>844278
reported for vore.
No.844365
>You will never be a platelet
This is a fresh wound that no amount of platelet and fibrin can cover. The pain is only lessened when thinking of an human body analogue where meidos are white blood cells and (you) are the platelets.
No.844367
>>841073
I want to believe.
No.844369
>>844366
YOURE MAKING IT WORSE
>>843392
So picking off the scabs is a bad thing? Also the yellow germ was cute. I hope theres a lewd book of her, platelets and neutrophilkun.
>>843241
>bleach
Are you saying the invaders get gassed?
No.844372
>>844366
Isn't that cannibalism?
No.844380
>>844372
Don't think too hard. Love the platelet.
No.844457
The platelets are cute and all but I don't think enough people appreciate Hanakana's screeching in this show.
No.844458
>>844457
To be honest, I love Kana Hanazawa in this show and I think RBC-chan is pure sex.
No.844460
>>844369
>So picking off the scabs is a bad thing?
I figured that was common sense in the same vein in how you're not supposed to pop pimples or pick at your teeth with sharp metal objects.
No.844464
>>844460
I do all three of those things, on an everyday basis.
Call the fucking cops.
No.844466
>>844464
It's like you want the cute cells inside you to be unhappy.
No.844467
>>844083
>FBI funposting
This is how you know normalfags have fully infected the fandom.
No.844472
>>844466
I want the tough cells inside me to be swoll, to be equipped to fight a wide variety of pathogens and ready to react at a moments notice. I won't let my body be like some asthmatic nerd who stays inside all day and ends up being allergic to everything. My immune system is an extension of my soul, it can only get stronger through hard work and adversity.
Although picking ones teeth with sharp metal objects does not help the immune system, it slowly erode the enamel, I should probably stop doing it. But I won't stop picking at scabs, or popping zits. I only use bandages for deep wounds, I barely rinse my hands after I piss, just this morning I ate a sandwich that I dropped on the floor. I'd like to see those fuckling bacilli try to take on MY immune system, I'm as immune as a fucking curry nigger.
No.844489
>>841888
Ebola-chan love little platelet and they love her!
No.844494
Strange that a children's show manages to easily get the most attention out of /a/.
Makes you think about the state of late night anime.
No.844501
>>844494
>Strange that a children's show manages to easily get the most attention out of /a/.
Hataraku Saibou isn't a children's show.
>Makes you think about the state of late night anime.
Saibou airs at midnight, it is a late night anime.
No.844503
>>844494
>children's show
Did you actually watch it?
No.844504
>>844494
>>844501
>>844503
Reminds me of time when people though that anime is just cartoons and therefore suited for children.
No.844505
>>844503
>>844504
>>844501
I'm pretty sure the target audience for this is children.
It has no fanservice at the very least, and it's genuinely educational. Probably midnight just happened to be the timeslot they could afford or something.
No.844510
>>844505
>It has no fanservice
Tons of late night anime have few fanservice, and the platelets are extreme otaku pandering.
Actually the entire show is filled with otaku pandering.
This is just a continuation of the moe gijinka trend.
> and it's genuinely educational
Documentaries are educational, and nobody would say that all documentaries are aimed at children.
No.844511
>platelets
>otaku pandering
I now know you're funposting.
No.844518
>>844472
>I'm as immune as a fucking curry nigger.
More immune, even, because Indians love to abuse antibiotics for the most frivolous sicknesses, which selects for resistant bacteria.
No.844523
>>844505
>>844494
>Extremely violent
>Children's show
No.844526
>>844523
It's not exactly uncommon, are you really new to anime perchance?
No.844529
>>844503
Yes, it's quite clear that it's aimed at children. Even the cancer cells later on are just "enemy of the week" nonsense, which require punching even harder to beat.
No.844536
>>844494
>>844505
>>844526
>>844529
Obviously it's aimed at children, just like pic related is a children't cartoon.
No.844537
>>844536
10-14 year olds in their edgy phase are still children technically.
No.844539
>>844536
How is that related to what we have in Hataraku Saibou, again?
Get your stupid edgy shit out of here.
No.844554
>>844539
>How is that related to what we have in Hataraku Saibou, again?
No.844555
>humanoid blood covered in blood
Looks like dorf fortress.
No.844556
>>844554
>there's some blood on a man
Versus
>brains, intestines falling out in wacky and sadistic manners
Yeah, no. Please fuck off with your uncanny comparison.
No.844578
>>844505
>Probably midnight just happened to be the timeslot they could afford or something.
To put it in a way that even you will understand: the next show coming from this studio will the fucking next JoJo adaptation. Do you honestly believe that they can afford the time and money to make a whole cour of anime, yet air it in the worst possible timeslot for their target audience?
No.844579
>>844578
I don't see why not. Happened before, it's not like TV rankings are worth a lot, people usually watch the series in different platforms where the original airing time matters little.
And it's not like the show has some top notch production values, so yes, it was more than possibly supposed to be just another filler show.
No.844586
>>840736
I wonder if we can start convincing people to cut themselves just because of this show.
No.844587
>>844586
>>840736
Don't think so. Platelet-chan has become the Kanna of this season. Another trending popular loli among people who love to meme around with FBI memes.
No.844590
>>844587
>FBI loli memes
Those are the worst ones. I'm sure that "small girl fan service is dead" sperging anon would go nuts on this topic.
No.844595
>>844590
Probably, but I doubt he'd even step into a show where fan service is not on the table to begin with.
No.844628
>>844494
What's wrong with anime aimed at children?
No.844643
>>844628
I'm >>844494 and I never said there was anything wrong, in fact, the one desperately trying to deny this show is aimed at them is the one who thinks there's something wrong with it.
If anything, as proven here, the problem is with late night (or should I say, male otaku targeted) anime.
No.844652
>>844587
>Platelet-chan has become the Kanna of this season.
I've noticed this. Chinks and gooks and tumblr weebs are latching onto the platelets just like they did with her. Except now it's a shame because this show is actually good and stands to lose something by being associated with those faggots.
No.844660
>>844652
Do you think the fact that platelets would only show up once a season (and only briefly) can save us?
No.844661
>>844652
>Except now it's a shame because this show is actually good and stands to lose something by being associated with those faggots.
>now
The notion of Dragon Maid being bad is only a meme in the first place because of those same faggots though.
No.844662
No.844665
>>844661
It was pretty bad, anon.
No.844691
>>844652
How in god's name did lolis end up becoming a tumblr/normalfag weeb anyway? It feels like loli went from being anti-normalfag repellent to attracting at least a decent amount of them overnight and I legitimately have no idea how it happened. Same thing with traps.
No.844698
>>844691
I assume it's because it's "ironic loli": It's considered repulsive but played for laughs most of the times
No.844719
>>844579
Just a look at the production committee should make it clear that this isn't aimed at children.
It's Aniplex, Kodansha, David Production.
Aniplex primarily relies on BD sales, children don't have the money to spend 300$ on a season of anime.
The manga also runs in a niche monthly shounen magazine, which describes itself as being aimed at 16-21 year olds
No.844734
>>844643
>the problem is with late night (or should I say, male otaku targeted) anime
Well then I guess you'd better go watch your Mature and Deep animes befitting one of your stature.
No.844736
>>844698
>ironic lolicons
You say that now, but once they talked about 'ironic nazis' and so on in a similar way. This is how it starts.
No.844752
>>844736
>ironic nazis
After ironic nazis retards take it too far and before long people scream "youre a nazi" over everything. The same way the ISIS and forerunner "ironic islamic terrorist screeching" memes went too. Its going to get really bad for a long time with the darkest part being normalfags doing lolicon = all 2D = FBI van logic.
No.844769
>>844698
The trap aspect is definitely rooted in irony from what I can tell. As for the lolis, I think it's an extension of the idea that nerds are cool phenomenon that has been ruining niche hobbies for years now, where tryhard normalfags who feel they can become interesting and "in" with a group know that loli is a part of "weeaboo" culture so they have to like loli too. It helps that on a basic level everyone but the mentally deranged likes loli to some extent, so they can get away with exposing the fact that they like loli with only a thin layer of irony or as was the case with Kanna, a niggerly justification of "thicc".
No.844798
>>844734
Did you run out of stock replies and pulled out one that doesn't have anything to do with the post you're replying to?
>>844698
>>844691
As long as there's no direct sexualization, lolis can be super popular with said normalfags. KyoAni did well to cut Kanna's lewdness to an extent that is just fine with them.
No.845143
>>840969
>old age
That would be a pretty good apocalyptic end-times setting. Everything would be dark and smog-filled, with ugly machinery in the background, to represent the meds, surgeries and augments needed to keep the body running. Some cells still tell legends of the ancient days of glory, when the body was till young, healthy and even growing.
No.845300
>This latest episode
>Type A influenza bitch slapping the newly activated T cell
>"I too have proliferated"
Fuck I love this show so god damn much.
No.845301
>>845300
And looks fucking fabulous while doing so.
No.845381
Those three are so cute together, it's like a happy family.
No.845672
>>840556
Damn, do I hate "non-lolicons' lolis" type of lolis.
All the normalfags pretend that's the cutest shit ever; the same people that would hate it if they were given actual main roles.
No.845723
Fuck you, burgers. She clearly said 38°C.
>>845672
>"non-lolicons' lolis" type of lolis
Now that's just retarded. A cute loli is still a cute loli. That's like shitting on yotsuba.
No.845726
>>845723
I'll rephrase.
A loli that has the same amount of appeal for a non-lolicon as a lolicon. So those non-lolicons will once again start to go on loli-memeing rampage.
No.845729
>>845726
I understood what you were referring to but I still think it's dumb to hate the characters for it. Normalcattle maymaying about anime is just a thing that comes through social media and it isn't exclusive to loli.
No.845749
>>845729
Just to give an example, remember how popular characters like Hakase or Chiyo were when Nichijou or Azumanga aired, think about all the fanart they got. If those where made today, they would get the same attention.
No.845755
>>845749
>>845729
I don't hate the character itself, I just hate the fact of its existence, because it brings fourth people like these.
It's just a bit worse in this case, since "they" are not even a proper character.
No.845939
At last we see who is responsible for the lolis.
No.845965
>>845755
>I don't hate the character itself, I just hate the fact of its existence
Hate the normalfaggots, not the series or the character.
No.845970
I don’t care if normalfags are ruining the platelates through FBI memes, the art coming out of the main loli is top-tier
No.845995
>>845970
Do the other platelets get any attention too, or is it just the main one?
No.845996
>>845995
Maybe it's just because I've been looking for art of the main one, but I haven't seen any art of the other platelets