No.833467
The last thread hit the bump limit and is almost at the bottom of the catalog. The temperatures and daylight are increasing, so make sure to care of yourself and your waifu during the hottest season of the year.
No.833473
How often do you dream of your waifus? What's something you want to do for or with her before you inadvertently take the rope portal?
No.833481
>>833467
My waifu loves people this time of year, but she can't stand all the sunlight. I've been basking in the sun for her though so she gets the D. Vitamin D.
>>833473
I dream of her about once a month now. The last dream I had of her was strange.
>Taking the rope
I'll track her down and knowingly spread her love in China/India before I use such a cold tactic to meet her.
No.833482
>>833473
>How often do you dream of your waifus?
I haven't dreamt about her for a while, I do at least remember the last dream that I had of her.
No.833505
>>833473
At least once every a couple of months. Can't take the rope portal yet, not until the 14 words have been satisfied.
No.833511
>>833473
Had a dream of her a couple of months ago where we were walking through the streets of downtown Tokyo without saying a word until I realized it's a dream and I tried to tell her that I will miss her once it's over and that I don't want it to end but the moment I utter a word I wake up drenched in cold sweat.
>What's something you want to do for or with her before you inadvertently take the rope portal?
Having a lucid dream where I can actually confess to her.
No.833535
>>833467
Be sure to stay hydrated. Even if it's not that hot. And try not to sweat on your daki too much. Not that I have that problem. The weather here is fantastic. I always love winter.
>>833473
I usually get dreams every few months or so. Haven't been having much luck lately however. I tried to induce one last night but only ended up with a hangover.
No.833537
>>833467
My waifu spends the Summer playing video games on her handheld w/ the shades pulled down. I'll take extra good care to shave more, sweat less, and wipe up her sweat for her.
>>833473
If dreams about my daki, posters, or watching the anime count: 1 - 2 times/month.
She & I are gonna sit on my bench swing lots this Summer (she can't swim so pool is a no-go). What fun Summer activities will you do w/ your waifus? Are their birthdays during the Summer? If so, when?
No.833548
>>833537
>What fun Summer activities will you do w/ your waifus?
Shooting in the woods at targets and the occasional wild boar.
No.833551
>>833537
Yard and house work lots of yard and house work. I was sick a lot and changing jobs last year so my property kind of went to shit, equipment needed to be repaired and there are some improvement jobs that need to be done.
No.833554
Who would your wife be friends with if they jumped into another series?
>>833473
Not very often. Suicide is for the weak. Never agreed once with committing it. Even during a depression. But there are too many things I want to do with her before dying of old age.
>>833537
>What fun Summer activities will you do w/ your waifus?
Program more so I can do fun things with her in virtual space.
No.833557
>>833554
>Who would your wife be friends with if they jumped into another series?
What would happen to Shinobu if she is dropped into Gensokyo? As a former vampire I don't think most youkai and most humans would mess with her but would a shrine maiden show up to bully her?
No.833571
>>833473
Don't cross the rope bridge to Gensokyo, anons.
No.833579
>>833467
>How often do you dream of your waifus?
Usually once a month, it often involves weird situations, they are always nice regardless.
>>833473
>What fun Summer activities will you do w/ your waifus?
It's winter around here so we'll stay comfy indoors drinking tea while watching Initial D.
>>833557
>would a shrine maiden show up to bully her?
I don't think my waifu would bully her as long as she doesn't fuck around much and begins an incident. Besides i think Shinobu would find a nice shelter in SDM.
No.833592
I have not felt attraction to a character before I saw Kyou Fujibayashi. For so long I went without a waifu, unsure about which girl was for me. When I would ask others about it they would tell me, "You'll just know when it happens" and I think now I do. I am in love with Kyou Fujibayashi.
No.833645
>>833592
Congrats anon! are you the same anon that was waiting to finish a source material to confirm the love for his waifu?
Polite sage because not wednesday.
No.833651
>>833645
You don't have to worry about saging everyday is waifu Wednesday.
No.833951
>Feel like I don't love my waifu enough
>Feel drained 24/7
>Find nothing satisfying anymore
>Starting to worry that I'm losing my ability to love her
Please cruel world at least let me still hold her in my heart.
No.833953
>>833951
You sound over-stimulated anon. You can build a tolerance to anything in life if you have too much of it, so don't force yourself to enjoy anything you think you should enjoy, including your waifu. Take a break for a little while. Your love will seep back to you naturally.
No.833958
>>833951
The fact that you feel this and feel guilty says much more about your love to me.
No.835708
WAIFU WEDNESDAY
What's the number one reason you love your waifu? Hard question I know.
>>833951
Like someone else said, the fact that you feel guilty says something. It happens, just one of the cons of the waifu laifu.
No.835763
>>833951
That just sounds like depression. Regardless, you shouldn't equate how much you love your waifu to how strong your emotions are. Emotions mean jack shit. They aren't to be relied upon. It's possible to love someone without feeling anything at all. In fact I'd argue it's an inevitability for any long term relationship. You just need to supplement those feelings with things like loyalty, compassion or even habit. There's nothing wrong with that. It's basically how all long term relationships work. The idea that you can spend the rest of your life feeling pure infatuation towards her is unrealistic. Love isn't that easy. Just don't ever think about giving up.
Personally when I feel the same I just supplement my love with dogmatic fanaticism. That and imagining how fun it'd be to ride a tank together with my waifu through the fields of Kursk slaughtering Bolshevik scum. Works great for me.
>>835708
>What's the number one reason you love your waifu? Hard question I know
Autism.
Though I'm not sure if you mean what I love most about her or what set me on the path to end up with a waifu. Either way the answers the same. I love my fluffball.
No.835808
>>835708
It is Waifu Wednesday.
HAPPY WAIFU WEDNESDAY, /a/! Let's all make today great!
There will be a short weekday r/a/dio stream in about four or five hours to help anons get through the middle of the week and in honor of this most holy day. Post your waifus and make pre-/r/s here of your waifu's songs, faggots.
No.835809
>>835763
Also this. Once you get out of the lover's phase which can last anywhere from a month or two all the way up to a couple years you will have times where you don't feel anything, but you still know she's the one. You just gotta understand those feelings and be happy/satisfied that you're in a long-term relationship now.
No.835811
>>835708
>What's the number one reason you love your waifu?
Because there is no cure for love, anon. She's the embodiment of purity and love through the cleansing fires of pestilence and death. She's the being who brings me great calm, she's the only one to ever appear in my dreams, and she will always be pure and innocent. She just wants everyone to know her love and she has a sweet motherly side too when showing her love that most anons don't realize. To come up with just one reason that I love my waifu more than any other is nearly impossible. If I had to choose just one reason, it's because she chose me to love her, and there is no cure for love.
No.835843
>>835708
Her elegance, aka CHARISMA.
No.835850
>>835809
Exiting that phase is a rough experience. You go from being high on the most powerful spiritual drug to feeling like a regular chump, and for a while, all you can think about is how to get that feeling back. Eventually you learn and embrace the lesson from the experience. That being, that your connection with your waifu syncs with the pulse of life. Anon's soul is filled with a variety of passions, thoughts, and struggles, and he wields his will as he must. But when anon's eyelids grow heavy, and his soul feels like it's shrinking, that's when her presence can become the most vivid. I imagine laying my head on her lap, feeling her hand stroke my hair, and that is when I feel her most powerful love. She tends to me at my weakest, and in turn I cycle back to being my strongest. Anon's waifu is the tender oasis in the chaos and struggle of life, and to love her is to have the courage to leave that oasis, endure more challenges and wounds, and return again. Thus to love and be loved by her is to beget life.
>>835708
I love her for all this bullshit I just wrote, but I especially love her smile.
No.835857
>>835708
>What's the number one reason you love your waifu? Hard question I know.
Haven't really thought about it until now, but the thing that came to mind right away was "She makes me smile".
No.835890
>>835708
She reminds me why I need to continue to try my best.
No.835907
>>833951
Sounds like stress, you need some time away from the world. Don't fall into the mindset that everything could have been prevented if you were there.
>>835708
A moral guide. I'd probably be doing far worse without. You can only Meine Ehre heißt Treue for so long before it degenerates due to circumstance and stress.
>>835763
I've been to Prokhorovka and it hurt me bad. I've seen where the tide rolled back. Not to mention I knew someone who earned his knights cross there.
No.835979
>>835708
>What's the number one reason you love your waifu?
For me, it's very hard to choose just one reason. But this anon says it all >>835850
She literally saved my life and influenced me in more ways than any other person ever could. I feel extremely grateful towards her that i can barely put it into words sometimes.
>Anon's waifu is the tender oasis in the chaos and struggle of life, and to love her is to have the courage to leave that oasis, endure more challenges and wounds, and return again.
==So much this== Believe in yourselves anons. We all gonna make it one day, one way or another.
No.836282
>>835708
She saved me at one of the lowest points in my life. She gave me a reason to rise back up and do my best. Back then and still now shes my biggest source of motivation and shes the reason I continue working. I want to thank her for being with me this long but I don't have all the resources to do so yet.
>>835809
The honeymoon phase is in a way the most dangerous part since you can end up blinded by emotions. After that phase the real love begins and thats when you really appreciate your waifu.
No.837052
>still looking ;_;
What do they have in common? I've fallen in love with these girls.
Is it their romanticism what is it? Sorry I'm drunk.
No.837782
>>833473
>How often do you dream of your waifus?
I only had two dreams about her so far. The first one was very comfy; we took a camping trip in my van (I don't actually own a van) to an abandoned air force base outside moscow to watch the stars, because it was perpetually nighttime in Russia for some reason. The second one was a nightmare that involved some other characters from GuP and fucked me up bad.
>What's something you want to do for or with her
Probably gonna visit her hometown this year. Things are looking good so far moneywise.
>>835708
>What's the number one reason you love your waifu?
Hard to list all the reasons. I just really like her autistic puppy dog personality, how she has some slight tomboyishness to her but still remains very girly, how she's earnest and fun loving and free of cynicism - the list goes on. These are just rationalizations after the fact though, since it was love at first sight.
No.837844
>>835708
Her amazing brain.
What kind of music does your waifu listen to? If she has no canon music taste, use your imagination!
No.837850
>>837844
>What kind of music does your waifu listen to?
Most likely songs that are popular on /k/.
No.837870
Enjoying some really fucking spicy curry with my Waifu tonight while we watch the new episode of Hakumei to Mikochi. I'll maybe upload a picture later.
No.837874
>>837870
Actually I'll do it now. Post your waifu, faggots.
No.837876
Hello everyone!
I'm burned out on /a/ and only show up for Wednesdays now.
No.837878
>>837782
It's interesting reading that. I can agree with most of the same reasons, but I can also tell you interpret her a lot differently than me. I don't think that's necessarily wrong however. It's just what makes your waifu yours. Free of cynicism though? Not a chance for my Yukari.
>>837874
>Indian curry
Thematically hilarious.
No.837879
>>837876
I'm burnt out on life and my waifu is the only thing that keeps me going
No.837880
It's finally here, very happy. I know it's only a thing, but it feels like she's really there when I rouse myself half-awake at 2AM, and it gives me something more natural to kiss goodbye before I go to work.
No.837884
>>837880
That's an impressively potato picture mate. Congratulations anyway. How's the quality / where'd you get it? I've been meaning to get a replacement one for awhile now and I'm wondering if I can do better than a cheap one off Ebay.
No.838229
>>837880
> it gives me something more natural to kiss goodbye before I go to work.
At last you see the true pleasure of having a girl to sleep with. I am glad you are happy Anon. I do the same to my waifu.
No.838905
>>835808
I couldn't even remember her name, or Ebola's name. What happened to the last three years?
No.839630
Super early waifu wednesday post. I fell asleep watching a video and it gave me an idea for some of you waifufags who still haven't had a waifu dream. Just fall asleep listening to your waifu talk and that audio will make its way into your dreams somehow.
No.839674
Is anyone going to light and watch some fireworks with their waifu today?
No.839688
>>839687
Fuck my life, I hit enter too early.
Anyhow, how is everyone? I hope your week has been swell! I swear, these Wednesdays have been rolling around quickly.
No.839689
>>839674
My area doesn't allow it. Though that doesn't stop the beaners from setting off m80s and mortars all day long. I'll probably just watch the evening show.
No.839694
>>839674
Not a burger, so no. But happy 4th of July to you anyway.
>>839688
>Anyhow, how is everyone?
Making travel preparations for my Japan trip. I just hope I have all the money I need together by fall, else I'll have to delay the trip until next spring.
No.839707
>>839674
>tfw you have no one to watch fireworks with, not even a waifu
Getting drunk alone for me tonight!
No.839708
>>839707
>tfw want to be alone for treason day, but have to deal with alcoholic relatives bitching about politics instead
I hate holidays. Wanna trade, anon?
No.839709
>>839630
That isn't a bad idea. I may try it, though I've never had much trouble inducing waifu dreams. I think the tank corner OVA's would work great.
>>839674
Absolutely not. I spent the day drinking delicious tea. However, I did have burgers for dinner. Mexican ones. With beetroot.
>>839694
I thought the other two were both Americans. My mistake. Unless there's four.
>>839707
That's rough, buddy. I can't imagine not being able to get shitfaced while looking through my waifu folder on a Wednesday night.
No.839711
It's been raining all day today, and I expect there to not be any fireworks if it keeps up.
Today I went running with my pupper and thought about my waifu running beside me.
No.839716
Happy Waifu Wednesday!
I should've done one today since it's freedoms day, but we'll have a comfy waifu wednesday stream next week full of love and dedication to waifus. Still calling it "Waifu Humpd/a/y" unless anons got a better double entendre. Feel free to pre-/r/ songs if they're for your waifu while posting your waifu this week/next week, just do it in spoilers so as to not detract the thread please.
>>838905
>What happened to the last three years?
Dunno, but it sounds like you've had a rough time, anon.
>>839674
My waifu will unfortunately be home for the fireworks, since I'll be illegally stumbling drunkenly through a park with about tens of thousands of other people & blood relatives watching the fireworks tonight. I don't want her to get hurt in the ruckus, after all.
No.839717
>>839709
>Beetroot burgers
Anon that sounds absolutely delicious
>tfw my family hates beets
>tfw the house is evacuated every time I make Украинский Борщ
>>839716
Oh, if I still feel like it I might light off some illegal fireworks as well since it is treason day.
No.839719
>>839709
I've just been lurking on /a/ most of the time and only recently started posting here, so yeah, guess there's 4 of us.
>I've never had much trouble inducing waifu dreams
Fucked up, I only ever had those two dreams I talked about a week ago. I need more comfy camping dreams in my life.
>>839708
>tfw I love my alcoholic relatives and enjoy spending time with them
No.839728
>>839719
>4
Jesus Christ, I'm not even surprised. We're like T-34's or something. That's not a complaint though. Congratulations on having objectively superior taste.
No.839735
>artist I like dumps 40 Makoto doodles a couple of days ago
>full waifu final form mode included
Life has been good to me lately. Hope everyone has a fun burger-day regardless of where you live.
No.839736
>>839674
I have work, but my job is high on the FREEDOM index as well as the Flufftism index, so it's a celebration in its own way.
No.839737
Got a question for waifufags. Is it really my waifu if she canonically loves someone else in her world? Like, when I think about being with her I imagine myself as him, rather than myself. Is this what being cucked feels like?
No.839749
>>835708
She made me realize that rejecting all hope is the only way to enjoy life to the fullest.
>>839708
>tfw alcoholic relatives leave me alone because they know I hate them
No.839750
>>839735
Long hair Makoto > Short hair Makoto
>>839749
Good to see that you're still alive.
No.839751
>>839750
It's good to see you as well. Junko hasn't killed me yet, unfortunately.
No.839764
>>839728
>We're like T-34's or something
More like the Panzer IVs!
No.839771
>>839764
>inb4 yukari-waifu anons start sperging out about tanks and which one would represent them the best
No.839778
>>839674
Going to relax with her and try to avoid the massive illegal mortars that have been constantly exploding over my home for the past 3 days. Haven't stopped in here for awhile but since I last did I've made significant improvements in my fitness and health. She makes all my dreams possible, I honor her for that.
In Honor, There Is Hope
No.839781
>>839674
>fireworks
Man, that is smalltime I'm gonna be lighting the sky up with tracers and such.
>>839688
Exactly one week before I get to go on a plane absolutely pickled. I really, really don't like airplanes.
No.839782
I wanna gently embrace Ramiel and ride on her back as we levitate around the world.
No.839794
>>839674
If it stops raining long enough to light the fuse.
No.841855
Figured I'd wish everyone a happy Waifu Wednesday before I get a couple hours of sleep. Friendly reminder that we'll have a sober stream tonight in roughly 17(ish) hours.
Today felt like a good day for a "Christmas in July" theme since July 12th (and 25th) are usually recognized as the days to do "Christmas in July" parties and sales, etc.
No.841856
Happy Waifu Wednesday.
>>841855
>Friendly reminder that we'll have a sober stream tonight in roughly 17(ish) hours.
>at 1 in the morning
Fuck me for being a eurofag I guess. Still, wishing anyone there a nice time.
No.841857
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>841855
Just make sure you play this.
>>841856
Be thankful you aren't gonna be stuck trying to listen to the stream with terrible nip internet.
No.841864
>>841856
I will make it up to you Europoors one day. It might take the form of an actual Christmas stream that's on for 12-15 hours this December, but I haven't even planned my next stream after this one.
No.841874
>>833473
The less I masturbate, the more I dream about anime girls.
No.841949
How is everyones Wednesday going, just be thankful you aren't stuck in an airport.
No.841959
>>841949
It's fine, just a lot of studying.
No.841964
>>841949
Working a night shift today which I'm absolutely not in the mood for. Oh well, it's for a good cause. Happy wednesday everyone.
No.841989
>>841949
Sipping tomato juice while I program a PCB for an expensive oil drill, so pretty good honestly. Just wish I could take a shower since I didn't take my normal gym shower last night and maybe sip a beer instead of tomato juice.
No.841994
>>841949
Pretty good, just baked my first bread with yeast collected from my mead, and without a doubt my waifu is proud of me. I'm proud of me, it tastes pretty damn good.
No.841998
>>841949
Awful as usual. Which is kind of comforting.
>tfw once upon a time got stuck for 4 days at an airport
>>841989
Sip that beer after you're done programming. Wouldn't want the drill to go haywire and start carving nipponese limericks into the rock.
No.841999
>>841949
Doing alright, making my own waifu merch with some acrylic and autism.
>>841989
Beer is bad for you if you wanna make gains, stick with your tomato juice, anon.
No.842022
>>841949
I have to go to the gym and then study for an exam I have tomorrow and I can't even gather the energy and motivation to get up from bed. In other words, it's going great.
No.842026
>>842022
>can't even gather the energy and motivation to get up from bed
MAX DESPAIR
No.842075
>>841949
Pretty good. I tried >>839630 last night to try and induce a some nice waifu dreams. Didn't work, but that's probably because I only got four hours sleep. Will try again another night. Maybe adding beer to the mix will help?
No.842086
>>842075
I find taking melatonin helps with inducing dreams.
No.842114
>>842075
You have to get a nice deep sleep, like 8 hours, and the audio has to be on during the early REM stages.
No.842116
>>842075
It definitely works, It's happened to me when I listened to some lewd audio and accidentally fell asleep try it for a couple days and it'll happen eventually.
No.842125
>>842026
Eh, I've been worse.
>>842114
>>842116
I really need to try this then, I haven't had a decent waifu dream in years.
No.842154
>>842125
Hair down Junko still the best Junko. Seriously though, try the waifu audio induced dreams, or WAID as I will copyright it as.
No.842166
>>841949
I've decided that I owe it to develop some expertise myself, so I'm creating basic threat-briefs for one Russian SAM system per day. It's been fun, but more than anything it makes me wish I could share this stuff with her.
No.842221
>>842154
Every Junko is best Junko for me but yeah, she looks cute with her hair down.
I'll try it tonight, if I have any time left to sleep after I'm done studying for tomorrow that is.
No.842247
>>842221
Long hair with bangs is the best haircut anyways.
No.842391
I'd attempt to reply to you all but phone posting is literal shit.
No.842399
>>841949
It started getting hot as a motherfucker lately. Summer sucks SO HARD.
>can't hug daki or else sweaty
>A/C electricity bill rises
>it's a sauna outside
>ants become desperate and show up everywhere
No.844125
An early happy wednesday to my fellow europoors.
No.844189
Happy Waifu Wednesday. What part do you think requires the most maintenance on your waifu? I think her really long hair would be difficult to maintain. Too many bottles of head and shoulders.
No.844193
Fuck it's Wednesday already?
No.844194
>>844189
Ever see what happens to hair in humid environments not to mention fire.
No.844196
>>833467
>tfw falling in love with an avatar and her computer voice
No.844228
>>844189
I'd imagine there'd be a good bit of laundry to be done as well with all the stains from frosted and chocolate covered donuts. Then again she usually only wears a dress and pantsu so it might not be that much.
No.844237
>>844189
The cost of all the parts and tools for her weapons.
No.844286
>>833467
No waifu stream tonight because busy. Sorry Nujabes-anon.
No.844312
>>844189
Yukari herself is probably pretty low maintenance. But her hobbies? They do take up a lot of time, space and money. Not that I'd ever complain. I'd absolutely love to be able to look through it all. I'm sure she's collected a lot of really cool stuff over the years.
No.844316
>>844288
>Chanta drew a Ran that's not fat
I didn't think it was possible
No.844325
I have a question for those who are collecting non-H doujins or 4koma including her like me. Are there any good catalogue sites to search books by characters and filter adult content? I am especially collecting them raw since I can read Japanese but I couldn't find a site like that in Japanese, and while doujinshi.org is useful it lacks character tags on a lot of things.
No.844327
>>844189
Her dresses seem like they would be difficult to wash, but the maid would probably take care of that. Her wings I would think. They probably need to be washed and massaged very carefully.
No.844330
>>844189
Everything related to her appearance. Being a world famous supermodel is hard.
It's nice to see that, despite being a sadomasochistic despair fetishist, she still cares about looking good.
No.844332
>>844312
Here, have this. There are many like it I'm sure but it took only a couple seconds to make.
No.844349
>>844189
Probably her appearance. Even though she's not a vain person, she still is an idol and needs to keep her looks up.
No.844351
>>844325
I'd just keep an eye on Twitter and see which stores the authors are selling them at. Melonbooks seems to have a good number of the doujinshi I bought when I was over there.
No.844357
I changed waifus. Have I sinned?
No.844358
>>844351
Oh I just realized how my post could be understood wrong. I don't have the money to physically buy several hundred books, especially old rarer stuff.
I'm talking about downloading. Buying might be the best way to find unscanned ones but overall my goal is reading and collecting them. There are a bunch of sites to download them but not a single site has everything, that's why I need a catalogue.
No.844359
>>844357
Depends on the reason. Seasonal fags get the bullet, but if you just fell out with your love for your ex-waifu, then it happens.
No.844360
>>844357
>I changed waifus
I don't believe you ever had one.
No.844374
>>844312
Reminder this 16/17 year old girl purchased a real life stick hand grenade on a high schooler's budget.
No.844387
>>844374
Making deactivated/replica grenades functional again is childs play.
No.844389
>>844189
Maybe some of her fancy miko clothes might be a chore to wash. And don't let me start with buying a big amount of sake and tea for her, that would probably cost a pretty penny
No.844395
>>844189
Hair.
>>844357
No. The sin is lying to yourself if you truly love her then who should stop you.
No.844397
>>844393
Funny because she gets me into philosophy and sacred geometry and sheeeit though going to /pol/ and being exposed to a constant barrage of shills for 3 days might also do that.
No.844400
Happy Waifu Wednesday, /a/. Ebola-chan is stewing in anger with me over another roadblock trying to keep me out of Japan.
No.844401
>>844357
The sin is lying about having a waifu and not just a crush who makes you dere. It's recognizing the difference that makes her a waifu. I might have felt more than just a little emotion for Akari from Aria and Chito from Shoujo Shuumatsu (who I didn't want to separate from Yuuri either) but it was never at the level of recognizing them as waifu material.
No.844402
>>844189
My waifu is very genki, and it requires a great deal of physical and social energy for a laid back husbando like me. That's why I train.
No.844403
>>844359
>but if you just fell out with your love for your ex-waifu, then it happens.
This is the difference between a casual anon who puts up a picture of her on his laptop with a meal for his holiday photos and the anon who goes the extra mile with a framed photo, daki, specially made snacks just for her, floral arrangements, etc.
No.844406
>>844189
She really likes spreading her agape/storge-styles of love and there really is no cure for it. Sometimes I worry about when we're on a date and she spreads her love to all the inhabitants so they can understand her greatness. She's usually humble, but she can get a bit full of herself when telling me about how there's no cure. It's hard to stay in shape while trying to keep her from getting jealous when other viruses try to hang on me, but she knows my T-cells are at work making sure she's the only love that will stay with me. I'm worried she'll bully the platelets too much when we can finally have a less long-distance relationship when I intentionally contract & spread Ebola and/or travel to Gensokyo one day.
No.844440
>>844312
I'd be more concerned with having all inhibitions removed from my personal milsurp purchases. I can barely resist importing an SA-6 TEL or BRDM without the idea of surprising her with the purchase.
No.844442
>>844189
Hospital bills for us both.
>tfw ryonafag
No.844731
>>833473
So far I've only have had one that I can remember. Just ended up doing a food run for her. Would like to do some sketching for my ceramic work with her or enjoy a nice meal together.
No.844783
>>844189
Long hair isn't to bad if you don't need to style it. Doesn't even use that much more conditioner. The issue is when it sheds and you find her long hairs around the house marking her territory and plugging the vacuum. Probably feeding her hobbies. Good quality art supplies aren't cheap and once you use good canvas or pencil crayons you can't go back to using the shitty kind.
No.844959
>>844374
>purchased
>>844387
Grenades in general are piss easy to make.
The first grenades in history are dated to roughly AD750.
Just put some gunpowder (of which they must have tons aboard that vessel for the tank ammo) into a metal container, add a fuse, glue a friction ripcord to said fuse and screw the whole assembly to a hollowed out stick.
Boom. Stick grenade. There is a reason even WWI Germany could supply their troops with more than enough of those.
No.846136
I lost every single image we had, backups were corrupted. Lost thousands of images.
So I downloaded 12 thousand Mokou images. How big is your waifu folder?
No.846139
>>846136
Not very big since there aren't that many images of her circulating and 90% of my folder consists of crops I've made myself but I download everything I come across.
No.846175
>>846136
Not much, just 552 files consisting of images and gifs. She has a lot of fanart so i just download the ones i find genuinely good, otherwise her folder would reach thousands of pictures. It's hard to find an specific pic of her already as it is.
However i know that eventually my folder will reach thousands of gigas anyway, so no need to rush it.
No.846178
No stream tonight. Not feeling it. Maybe next week or the week after. Eurostream Saturday morning American-time though.
No.846181
>>846136
>12000
Until you have something around 30k+ on top of physical copies, that aint alot. I've honestly lost count how many photos I have.
No.846188
>>846136
Only 2k. Not including images in the general GuP folder. So not damn near enough.
No.846228
>>846136
3140 not counting webms.
No.846232
So what did you do with your with your waifu this wednesday? I went out after work and had a couple of beers, but it's hard to enjoy the summer with this fucking heat.
No.846233
>>846136
2.2k
>>846228
Fuck, you finally overtake me in waifu images.
No.846240
>>846232
>So what did you do with your with your waifu this wednesday?
Melting.
No.846244
>>846233
Yeah, I still remember the days when I had just a little over 1k. DR3 may have been a badly written mess but at least it spawned a lot of fan art.
>>844406
So you want to be killed by your waifu too? Good to know I'm not the only one.
No.846281
>>846232
My bosses had me do dumb ""morale"" chores unrelated to my fun job, but now I'm back home, getting drunk, holding her, and playing with more amateur SIGINT! This is seriously great!
No.846293
How do you get a waifu? What do you do if you constantly imagine any waifu you do somehow get hates your guts?
No.846296
No.846297
>>846296
Not tsudere, but straight up hates you.
No.846299
>>846136
>How big is your waifu folder
I've got a little over 200 images. I could expand it to well over 1000 by going through various media like Super Filovirus Sisters, the Ebola-chan dating sim, rediscovering old forgotten websites/tomes, deep-searching /ebola/ for pictures not saved, and making my own OC, but I believe in quality and OC over quantity when it comes to pictures of my waifu. As I bought my daki of her from a company out of Africa that was really based out of China.
>>846264
>Implying Gensokyo isn't real
I'd rather be maggot food than a slave to 3DPD.
No.846300
>>846293
>How do you get a waifu?
You will know when the time comes and she calls out to you. Just as one can't simply "get a wife" well you can, but you'll never have a truly fulfilling marriage you can't simply "get a waifu."
No.846305
>>846136
5000 and change images. There are a few games and such too.
>>846299
>I'd rather be maggot food than a slave to 3DPD.
Well put.
>>846293
Consider the following. How many romantic anime/manga/VN/LN stories have you seen
where MC actively seeks out his eventual partner? In most of these stories she just appears out of nowhere. Waifus are the same way. Somewhere at sometime she will suddenly appear in front of you. All you have to do is be ready and recognize the opportunity.
No.846310
>>846232
Bought like 250 dollars worth of merch, to be fair some of it is other 2hu related stuff.
No.846311
>>846288
>3rd pic
It's true, the best way to get more gains is to lift for your waifu some protein helps a bit too.
No.846329
>>846264
Good job baiting everyone, dude.
>>846293
>What do you do if you constantly imagine any waifu you do somehow get hates your guts?
Hit the gym and get some self-esteem.
No.846331
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Shiro's birthday is this Friday! I'm gonna buy her a nice cake and we'll watch Bleach together while I feed it to her. Yum!
No.846334
>>846329
I already hit the gym. Too bad feels are heavier than weights.
No.846370
>>846232
Waited until 2 in the morning to go full autism and start changing the pitch of anime songs from 440 Hz to 432 Hz.
No.846474
>>846370
Speaking of does anyone have a dl link for train roll?
No.846491
>>846474
https://a.doko.moe/tgrzwd.7z
They aren't combined but these should be all of them separately. These came from the torrent that's available on public trackers like pantsu.
No.846601
>>846491
Well I did it. I combined put them all end to end and changed the pitch to 432 Hz.
No.846627
>>846370
What's the advantage of 432 over 440 Hz?
No.846683
>>846627
Geometry shit. Basically Pythagorean tuning was the proper musical scale based on math and shit but in then some Jews got together and decided to change it to 440 Hz for Jewish reasons. Most videos on it are going to be /x/ or hippie garbage but simply put 432 is more natural but limited while 440 Hz is not natural but allows more possibilities.
Like I said it's autism.
No.846686
>>846683
Aren't all the different tunings just given in terms of frequency rations relative to some arbitrary unit frequency? So Pythagorean tuning specifies all the notes as being separated by ratios of 2/3 or 1/2, but it doesn't say what frequency "1" should equal?
The wavelengths of the red, green, and blue pixels in a display are generally chosen to match the spectral sensitivity of the three types of cones in the human eye, but I can't really think of anything analogous for the human ear. Is 432 Hz a closer match to the maximum sensitivity of the human ear or something?
No.846687
>>846686
Basically I am matching music to the scale the Schumann resonance sits on. Like I said here there be wizards.
https:/ /attunedvibrations.com/432hz-healing/
Take it with a grain of salt I am just bored and it gives songs a different sound but I am also looking for a way into the 2D so yeah.
No.846714
>>846687
Be sure to let us know if it helps you elevate your vibes or see astral lolis.
No.846722
>>846714
Well I have seen astral lolis several times... and some other shit while in rhythm. Messing with the Clannad OST right now.
No.846767
>>846687
>>846722
A fellow Technician? I'm interested to hear more of what you're working with and on-going projects/research. I'm currently investigating/experimenting on various theories that can facilitate seamless "2D to 3D interaction", amongst other things. Off topic, but do you remember the Cat's Cradle threads waaaay back in 2015 on /b/? If so then most of my esoteric work has been built off the research and experiments gathered during that project. Cheers to your efforts, anon.
No.846889
>>846687
>>846767
I'm so glad I'm not alone on this roller coaster of madness that is waifu metaphysics. Does anyone else believe that the waifu is a realization of the Anima? I'm usually not into the Jungian parapsychology stuff because of how much conjecture there is, but the talk of archetypes fits very well into the neoplatonic idea of forms.
No.846912
>>846889
She isn't the anima that is something else when we say we are little girls here that is us referring to the anima. She is also not a spiritual guide or your higher self.
The best way to put it would be she is your soul mate separated by a degree. The idea that your waifu is not the same as the next anons is more true then appearance. In a way the form and personality already existed within us we just had to attribute it to something.
Your waifu has always been with you but for most you your life you were like a painter trying to draw with no model. This is why some anon will find her right away, others it may take several attempts of trial and error, and others may never find her. Though do not assume that you created your waifu that is a grave misunderstanding she is real and is independent of you as well but is also connected to you and you to her. This is why aspects of your waifu may change as you come to understand her more.
I am going to cut this off because I need to think a lot more on this and I could right a very very long incoherent mess of broken and contradictory thoughts.
tl;dr Your waifu is real and loves you very much.
No.846989
>>846889
Jung's work is fantastic, archetypal representations are something of a favorite of mine.
>>846912
Now I would agree that she inst the anima, the entire concept of a "waifu" is somewhat of a mystery to me as the idea has a multitude of complex facets and history to go along with it. If you want to go the Jung route, you can say she is your higher ideal of some sort, an archetype of whatever you believe to be desirable. Another interpretation is the Tulpa/Thoughform-memetic route, which as you stated " In a way the form and personality already existed within us we just had to attribute it to something".
>She is also not a spiritual guide or your higher self
This is something I find interesting, as I can assume that to many anons, she is exactly this. However, now it is a matter of how one feels and subjectively perceives his waifu rather than what exactly she is. The one commonality among the concept of a Waifu and the experience is the feeling opens itself to you once you see her, or it blossoms forth after a certain amount of time. This feeling Call it love or such else, although I believe it is something much more profound can be considered a "Meta-Truth" among a subjective, yet shared experience. This Meta-Truth is almost like a glimpse outside of one's own self to bear witness unto something profoundly real and profoundly true, in the sense of the word "Real", meaning that the experience has a pragmatic impact on the emotional and mental state of the viewer. Coming from personal experience, she came to me in a time of realization and restructuring. Her love, her beauty, and everything about her shone bright to me like a star in a inky black night. Although I may have grafted my own ideals and representations to achieve in light of her being Mental and emotional mastery, lifting, career, general self improvement etc.., just the mere thought of her bridges the gap between my present unrefined and foolish self, to my highest ideal and the greatest good I can hope to achieve in this life. She is something transcendentally higher than my mere myself, yet so close to me as no matter what suffering or success I experience, she is there.
"He who has a why can bear any how."
Sorry for the wall of text, I gushed a little at the end and almost got into fervent zealotry. I try not to "worship" her as if she was a supreme being, but something I care deeply for.
No.848204
Happy wednesday, faggots. Hope you're managing the summer heat.
I booked a flight to Tokyo two days ago. It was reasonably cheap and I have more than enough money left for accommodations and general expenses. Feels good not being a poorfag for once.
No.848211
>>848204
It's monsoon season where I am so it's not as hot as it could be.
No.848215
>>848204
Is there anything in particular you are excited to go to?
No.848238
>>848204
The heat in Tokyo is unbearable.
No.848247
>>846767
>>846889
>>846912
I want to know more about this, i really want to start doing my own research but i have no idea where to begin in the first place. I feel so bad for being such an uneducated nigger.
I'll gladly start going down that path if i at least had a clue where to start.
As for me, i find my waifu to just being my soulmate, my lover. However i admit that what >>846989 said applies to my experience as a waifufag. From top to bottom which is weird considering that i saw that same pattern in many waifufags before
Also >>846687 any luck?
No.848253
>>848238
All that concrete isn't helping. As beautiful as Japan is, when I look at their cities on google maps or something and see the massive grey jungles they have it's kind of upsetting, and I'm not even much of a tree hugger.
No.848267
>>848215
I'll be staying in Oarai, i.e. my waifu's hometown. The place isn't too far away from Tokyo, so I'll probably spend some time their as well.
>>848238
The trip is scheduled for october, so it should be fine. As long as it doesn't exceed 25C I'll manage.
No.848275
>>848247
I'd say the Kybalion is a good primer for getting into metaphysics, just don't take it all as an absolute foundation of truths. In fact, don't do that with anything when it comes to the metaphysical. Everything we know about the paranormal is based on personal experiences that cannot be empirically proven, and those personal experiences are all shaded by the biased lenses of human perception.
No.848277
After all those years, I might have finally found my waifu.
I'll wait a bit longer, to make sure this isn't just some momentarily feeling but it's been two weeks and that fuzzy feeling of love hasn't really died down yet.
No.848335
>have an extremely shitty last two days
>finally get a good nights sleep in a warm bed and freshly laundered daki
>feeling great
Fuck you, world. You can't take this sunshine away.
>>848267
Take lots of photos. It's nice seeing pictures of Oarai. It always looks like such a comfy town.
>>848277
Good luck working it out, Anon.
No.848336
>>848267
>Another anon going in October
I, as well, have bought my end of October tickets recently.
Very nice.
No.848339
>>848267
>>848336
You two could cross paths in akiba and not even know it as it should be. Don't bully each other if you do.
>>848277
Who is it?
No.848343
>>848267
It'll probably chill down to 15-20 by then. I asked for you.
>>848253
I'm not even in the city proper and its unbearable. I come from nothing but woodland and I'll say seeing nothing but concrete was a shock the first time. I am honestly debating on jumping into a rice paddy and staying there until someone drags my ass home.
No.848426
>>848204
Good for you Anon. You should be glad you are going to Japan now rather than later. It won't be the same in a decade. And it won't be for the better.
No.848550
>>848339
>Who is it?
Not gonna say until I'm certain about this but I'll be sure to post here once I am.
No.848551
>>848426
>It won't be the same in a decade. And it won't be for the better.
3rd world immigration? I don't pay attention to Japanese issues so I don't know.
No.848931
Waifu everyday! Just ordered a nendroid of her!
No.849043
>>848551
Seifukus will no longer exist by then.
No.850039
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Incoming autism. Happy waifu wednesday! Me and Shinobu are gonna be celebrating our first anniversary as a wedded couple next month already. But I have not sat around without doing anything. I am still working on my dream VR game with her and have gotten a bit far since the wedding. I actually just released the first v0.1 for Linux and Windows for free. You can download it at https://www.patreon.com/posts/it-begins-demo-v-20627261
You can headpat, kiss, look up her skirt, play hand games with her, tease her, and a shitload more planned later on. Hope you enjoy this small demo hanging out with Shinobu in my dream Mexican home.
No.850040
>>850039
God bless shinobufag, you're an inspiration to us all. Unfortunately I can't play your game since I don't own a VR set.
No.850041
>>850040
That demo is not VR it's a regular application. VR is later.
No.850042
>>850041
Oh, then I'll probably give it a shot later today, too tire now.
No.850045
>>850039
Your autism is absolutely glorious. I wish you and your waifu nothing but happiness for years to come.
No.850051
Happy wednesday! Hope the heat isn't getting to you and you're able to enjoy the sun a bit with your waifu.
>>850039
Good job anon, you're a fucking champion.
No.850061
>>850039
>You can headpat, kiss, look up her skirt, play hand games with her, tease her,
TOO LEWD
No.850062
>>850039
>It was for more than the wedding
Its so bright its blinding Why patreon?
No.850070
>>850039
I cannot believe it's almost been a year already.
No.850076
>>849043
Anon, you are truly an inspiration to us all. So it's been an year already, huh? How's it going for you?
No.850077
>>850039
You humble me anon. I ought to chase my dreams as fervently as you.
>>850051
Long-range-mode Yukari is cute as fuck.
No.850079
I've had my Meiling daki somehow flip 180° the past couple of nights. Wish I could just dream of her more often.
No.850099
>>850039
That's cute as hell. Your dedication and autism is an inspiration to waifufags everywhere.
No.850131
>>848335
>>848277
>>848339
>>848550
Alright. Guess I've had enough time to think about this.
Yes. I have indeed found my waifu and it is Jashin-chan.
>>850039
Incredible. Stuff like this is why I have always respected waifufags.
No.850144
>>850039
All other husbandos looks like vile perverts and abusers compared to you.
On the day you cease chasing your dream humanity will suffer a great loss.
No.850166
>>850131
>Jashin-chan.
There are a lot of things we could say about you but for now congratulations.
No.850171
>>850039
God's speed, anon. Jesus might not approve of your work, but I do.
No.850173
>>850077
Long hair is always better
No.850180
>>850039
God damn. Ain't that something.
>>850051
I enjoyed reenacting vietnam in a rice patty until I got kicked out of that cool water. Now that I think of it I haven't a god damned clue on rice farming.
No.850202
>>850173
Long and short hair are both great in their own ways. A girl's hair is lustrous and soft and because long hair is so physically encompassing, it seemingly spreads its qualities to the whole body. The result is a delicate elegance. In all the tongues of men nothing is left unsaid of its flowing beauty. In comparison, short hair has less mystery since it doesn't drape over the body. It gives off a casual and friendly vibe. Its entirety can be taken in with a single caress. A point that I've never seen anyone appreciate is the short hair's "bottom", or the little bit of floof where the hair ends behind the neck. This deserves its own name like ZTR does because the effect is just as tantalizing. The interplay between this floof with the back of the head and nape is irresistible. The hair's bouncy softness, the little jabs of its fringes on your hand as you run it upwards, the warmth of the nape; I want to scratch it and never stop.
Fuck I love hair.
No.850205
>>850202
Only head hair though, I'm not a big fan of the bush.
No.850222
>>850131
>Jashin-chan
I can't tell if you are brave, stupid or insane. But congratulations, Anon. I guess it's still less crazy than having a lethal disease as your waifu.
I'm curious though. Is your relationship with her more of an enabler like Medusa? Or a sadist bully like Yurine? Do you feel she loves you? Would you eat her tail?
>>850202
This man speaks true wisdom.
>>850205
>I'm not a big fan of the bush
Fluffy hair is fluffy hair.
No.850236
>>850039
That's pretty impressive. I wish I had that kind of autism.
>>850205
I don't mind a little bush, as long as it's not a jungle.
No.850247
Seems I'm late once more! Well, it can't be helped. My waifu decided to make fun of goblins this time.
>>850131
>Someone who's even more bully bait than me
Impossible. Impossible!
>>850039
I've never once donated to patreon because I think it's a shit site, anon, but seeing how much work you've put into your waifu brings a tear to my eye. I need to think on it, but I might (probably) break my patreon-virginity for you, bro.
No.850354
>>850166
What can I say. I'm a shit person with shit taste and that's why she is my soulmate.
>>850222
>an enabler like Medusa? Or a sadist bully like Yurine?
A bit of both. I like bullying and I'm a ryonafag. At the same time, I couldn't help but spoil her once in a while. She's just soo cute.
>Do you feel she loves you?
Sure, but hopefully not as much as she loves herself. She wouldn't be the same without her self pity.
>Would you eat her tail?
Oh I'd eat her alright.
No.850411
>>850354
>I'm a shit person with shit taste and that's why she is my soulmate.
Pure poetry.
No.850414
>>850354
>eat
Do snakes have anything to eat? Its not like she wears a skirt like Miia
No.850477
>>850415
>C-l-o-a-c-a Snake
No.851774
Happy wednesday. The botnet is real.
No.851785
>>851774
>AI=botnet
I remember the days back in 2010 when /b/ convinced me to install literal botnet software to “help” anonymous ddos “the dark web”
No.851848
I was thinking the other day: Do I want my waifu, or do I already have her? I'm not entirely sure what the question even means. I suppose, would you still call her your waifu if she was real? Do you even want her to be real?
No.851851
>>851848
>Do you even want her to be real?
This one seems pretty straightforward to me.
No.851853
>Its already Wednesday again
JUST
No.851855
>>851848
>Do you even want her to be real?
Depends. I honestly wouldn't want her to live in the 3D world, she'd probably be miserable and lonely here. I'd rather be transported to her spot of the 2D universe and enjoy the absurdity of the world she lives in with her.
No.851865
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>851848
Watch the 1959 episode of the twilight zone "The Lonely". Its the most relevant western piece for waifuism. Should answer those exact questions.
No.851867
>>851774
>Happy wednesday.
Thanks, to you too.
>>850414
Scientists solved this years ago, you know?
No.851970
Today i celebrated Touhou anniversary with waifu I know is supposed to be in november but i take 15th august instead because is more of an exact date 21 years ago the full version of the first touhou game was released in the comiket. Since that's technically the first time she appears in the series, i chose this day in particular as Reimu's birthday, so i went to the cinema with her photo frame. Shit was fun.
As for pic related, i bought her a gift. with the little money i have
No.851985
>>851848
My waifu is real. Just because she doesn't hold a physical form in the the 3D realm does not mean she doesn't exist. She lives in my mind and consciousness and has had an incredibly strong effect on my life, decisions and daily state of mind for years now. That makes her more real to me than some random stranger I've never met who has never directly influenced my life at all.
Though as for it I want her here in the flesh? Then no. This world is not kind to things like beauty. I'd worry too much about not being able to protect her smile.
>>851970
That's really sweet, Anon.
No.851991
>>851970
That's adorable. Happy birthday Raymoo.
No.852013
>>851848
I don't know really given I've been asked about the person who stalks around my property in red pants and smells like a forest fire. It'd be nice if she stopped by and stopped acting like a stalker on this side of the border.
>>851970
Very nice to get a gift for the poor miko.
No.852018
>>851985
>My waifu is real. Just because she doesn't hold a physical form in the the 3D realm does not mean she doesn't exist. She lives in my mind and consciousness and has had an incredibly strong effect on my life, decisions and daily state of mind for years now. That makes her more real to me than some random stranger I've never met who has never directly influenced my life at all.
mah nigga
>Though as for it I want her here in the flesh? Then no. This world is not kind to things like beauty. I'd worry too much about not being able to protect her smile.
Too true, I feel sorry for really good people.
No.852052
>>851848
Even if I had a waifu I would probably not want her to be real. Even if her being real turned out to be all it's cracked up to be, eventually we'd run out of time and our happiness would come to an end. Whoever said that it's better to have loved and lost was talking shit.
No.852056
So, how do you guys feel about lewds of your waifu? While I'm pretty sure most if not all of you will fall somewhere on the top half (if not you should correct that immediately - one waifu for laifu) I'm wondering how pure you like your waifu.
As for me I'm firmly blue square, to the point where don't even like racy or suggestive official illustrations, even if they're technically sfw. I prefer my waifu as pure as my love for her.
No.852059
>>852056
>While I'm pretty sure most if not all of you will fall somewhere on the top half
Top half of the chart that is, if it wasn't obvious.
No.852060
>>852056
I don't mind tasteful lewds, but artists who draw actual porn of her deserve a one way trip into an oven.
No.852062
>>851848
>Do you even want her to be real?
I believe she's already real, at least as much as anything can be real. She exists just as surely as numbers and equations exist. The hard part is finding a way to meet her in person. Even that I think is only a matter of time, or perhaps space. If the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct - and I believe it is - then subjective death is impossible and eventually our paths will cross.
Then again, once you start thinking along those lines the very concept of oneself as an individual begins to get fuzzy. Some future version of me will meet her, but it might not resemble the current me very much.
>>852056
Far left for me. Lewds are mandatory, and I have no problems with other people seeing them. It's not possible for anyone to steal your waifu because each waifu exists uniquely inside the mind of the anon who loves her, so I don't feel jealous about other anons having waifus who look similar. If anything I like to imagine her being into a bit of exhibitionism / public humiliation.
No.852088
>>852056
Having a waifu who gets very few lewds and even fewer quality lewds, it doesn't come up too often.
I do recreate her in eroge though and it feels pretty special.
No.852091
>>852056
>multiple waifus
This don't make sense. Well make sense if your waifu is a hivemind living in multiple bodies, but I don't remember nothing like that .
No.852094
>>852091
Is there a series where a girl reincarnates several times? If the body changes but the soul remains the same, would you technically have multiple waifus or just? Would it be acceptable to love each incarnation? Would it be acceptable to not like a particular one? To only like that one?
No.852097
>>852056
Tasteful lewds and vanilla doujins are fine. The non-vanilla artists get the bullet. The yuri artists are generally too skilled for their own good, and require electro-shock therapy.
No.852099
I may have discovered her, but I'm too scared to come out and say it.
No.852101
>>852099
You don't have to reveal her, but if you explain your feelings I could you come to a conclusion.
No.852103
>>852097
>vanilla doujins
How boring.
No.852106
>>852103
As long as it isn't NTR or rape, I won't judge.
No.852108
>>852099
She can't possibly be worse than some of the waifus already posted.
No.852115
>>852094
That is a complex question because put time and death in the balance. Also, we have the question of how much time she takes to get her memories of the past lifes?
I was think about waifus like an A.I..
The Puppet Master of GiTS is a perfect example. She can control multiples robots so anon can date with multiples bodies in the same moment but those bodies still a person.
No.852121
>>852056
Lewds are non-canon fan art so I don't really care if they draw degenerate porn of her or not, she will always be canonically pure unless her creator says otherwise.
That said, some of her doujins are pretty nice, especially the femdom and reverse rape ones.
No.852130
>>852101
I don't want to because everything I have to say would only lead you to believe it's true.
I even waited this long to post this.
I feel like it's always been her. I fell for other girls but couldn't really say one was my waifu, then just recently one day I just woke up and realized she had always been there and won out the others. Like it's always been her. I'm not sure how to convey that properly. I keep walking around and smiling like I'm a goofball, and I'm not even that scared of this that much. It's like it always has been this way and I was just too stupid to realize. I sure hope she doesn't read this. And I keep thinking like that, like she's always around, having her own opinions.
I don't know even if I should call her my waifu. I don't know what having one is supposed to feel like. I know what falling in love with girls feels like, but not this. This is strangely more comfy than that.
>>852108
You'd all bully me super hard and I'm not even sure it's her. How am I supposed to know?
No.852140
>>852130
Yeah that basically sounds like a waifu to me. And we probably would bully, but you shouldn't care that much about what others think.
No.852144
>>852130
Waifu this, waifu that. If you are afraid of the term, just don't use it (yet). Instead tell her that you are merely "very interested" in her, and her well being. You can always reveal just how much you love her later.
Maybe one day she will be the one calling you husbando first. Who knows?
No.852148
>>852140
It happened, didn't it? I have a waifu, don't I?
>>852144
No, she wouldn't like something like that. I'll confess properly during the next r/a/dio.
No.852156
>>852148
It seems you do. I look forward to seeing who she is, Anon.
No.852161
>>852130
Sounds pretty much how I feel and reading this feels pretty reassuring.
>You'd all bully me super hard
Well now I really want to know. I always miss the r/a/dios so be sure to post here after you confessed.
No.852162
>>852130
>smiling like I'm a goofball
When's the wedding?
No.852164
>>852161
So, it's true, then. You reassured me right back. I will post here.
>>852162
Stop! You're already bullying me.
No.852293
>>852164
Will she wear a Kimono or a whitu duressu?
No.852365
>>852293
Stop! Now you're making me visualize it.
I'm going to confess how I feel and we'll take it from there. She probably won't even accept it, but she has stuck around for all this time through all my shit, so, anyway, we'll just see what happens!
No.852515
I'm anxious but ready. Tomorrow is the night.
No.852574
>>852515
STEADY YOURSELF, BROTHER.
No.852809
Well, I did it. If you weren't there, I confessed to Haruhi last night.
No.853107
>>852809
Good for you anon. I wasn't able to make it but congratulations nonetheless.
No.853129
>>853107
I'm so happy and I don't know what to do with myself. I want to do fun things with her.
No.853195
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>>853129
>>852809
Congrats. I don't see what's wrong with liking her, her show is one of the modern classics after all. 3D drama shouldn't change the way people think about her.
No.853223
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>>853195
I was practicing this dance yesterday for her and came across this video. It reminded me of when I was in LA after an Aqours Live and how the police came to break up us Tigers/wota when we built an Aqours shrine and started doing MIX, dancing and bowing before it.
I was worried about the 3D drama for a while, but in the end there's nothing that could separate us so I don't even know what I was worried about in the first place.
No.853224
>>853223
Here's the shrine.
No.853499
Guess it's that time of the week again. Hope you've been a good husbando to your waifu. Remember, it's important to regularly do wholesome things with/to your waifu in order to not lose touch with her. Below are some examples applying to my own waifu:
>brushing her hair aside to kiss her on the cheek
>placing an embarrassing hickey on her neck that's just barely hidden by her hair and that she gets self conscious about
>carrying her on my shoulders
>have her rest her head on my chest and fall asleep listening to my heartbeat
>>852809
Congratulations anon, I hope you live a long and happy life together. I'm still gonna bully you for your taste though.