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 No.816618

Hey any LNfags around? I was reading and only now it hit me

What ever happened to NEKO guild girl? W-why is she nowhere to be found in present day GS world?

 No.816624

>>816618

She got gobbed of course.


 No.816625

Can you imagine how nice it'd be to be a race that, no matter who you fucked, you'd get untainted progeny?


 No.816744

Thanks for getting me caught up on a damn cliffhanger, faggots.

>>816625

They're so tainted in the first place that it'd take an eldritch horror to taint that bloodline further.


 No.816774

>>816625

Goblinkind IS the taint.


 No.816790

>>816625

Just another perk of being a superior species


 No.816816

>>816618

>What ever happened to NEKO guild girl? W-why is she nowhere to be found in present day GS world?

Take a wild guess.


 No.816820

>>816816

>Take a wild guess.

She changed jobs?


 No.816823

>>816816

Felines have naturally short lifespans compared to humans, and she has since retired at a reasonable age for her species?


 No.816854

>>816816

Sh-She got a promotion?


 No.816879

File: 629d4f39922731f⋯.png (514.15 KB, 832x868, 208:217, 73ba2e676c7edeffdb024f6714….png)

>>816816

S-She was a goblin in disguise all along!


 No.816899

>>816816

She got isekai'd into the real world?


 No.816910

>>816899

>tfw not enough reverse-isekai LNs


 No.816934

>>816879

All cats are. Both of them are mischievous little shits that ruin everything they touch.


 No.816946

>>816854

>wait for more chapters in main manga

>wait for guild master to turn out to be Neko girl

One could only hope


 No.816947

File: 05f609cd60bd679⋯.png (79.64 KB, 316x208, 79:52, 1438302026975.png)

>>816823

>yfw you bone a neko girl and in the next few weeks she already becomes older than your grandma


 No.816967

File: ee2a7a76435c578⋯.jpg (323.22 KB, 870x1305, 2:3, 15_23.jpg)

Isn't this her right here?


 No.816968

>>816967

So she quitted?

But if it is her then at least she's alive and not tainted by gob, bless you anon


 No.817055

File: dc19a671c3b40f1⋯.mp4 (5.77 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ALL_HAIL_BRITANNIA.mp4)

>>816625

like blacks?


 No.817112

>>816618

she deserves a long, happy life unaffected by gobs.


 No.817117

>>817112

How many adventurers do you think she's seen to their deaths?


 No.817160

File: 72fd986da7ad62c⋯.png (2.25 MB, 1468x1080, 367:270, 1519527769204.png)

>>817117

A lot more than a train conductor sees.


 No.817172

>>816947

It's a fate shared by latina pussy.


 No.817192

File: 622ac3b4502ba94⋯.webm (10.28 MB, 500x500, 1:1, trainroll.webm)

>>817160

This song wont stop playing in my head now.


 No.817292

>>816618

Nothing, she is probably an invention of the guy drawing the manga and was never part of the LN to begin with

>>816967

No thats "padfoot" waitress, she is the token catgirl that exists on the LN, the author added them after the manga showed a catgirl on the background.


 No.817383

>>816625

>I can't be blacked if I am already black


 No.817404

>>817055

You ever think there are any queer gobs? Just afraid to come out?


 No.817410

Does he slay some goblin loli hymens or not?


 No.817414

>>817410

Read the series. It took me like a couple hours to get caught up which is nothing compared to anime. There's certainly hymens being slain, anon.


 No.818438

>Elf rape


 No.818480

>>817404

Not like they even live long enough to find out.

>>817410

They all look the same, but I assume there isn't any female goblins here.


 No.820550

File: 190d6bb9e6cee70⋯.png (43.34 KB, 713x267, 713:267, ClipboardImage.png)

Is the word actually being used here nakama?


 No.820588

>>816910

Devil is a part-timer is the only one I can think of.


 No.820711

>>820588

Jahy-sama wa Kujikenai! is also a rather recent one. >>819327


 No.821299

It's quite disappointing that there are no female goblins in GS. Imagine how awesome it would be great to see what sadistic tortures he'd inflict on cute goblin girls.


 No.821300

>>820550

Most likely yes but how do you expect anyone to answer that without showing the original text.


 No.821302

>>821299

If there were female goblins then they wouldn't need to go raping other races' women and the writer would be unable to justify the series.


 No.821316

>>821302

For all the things Re:Monster did wrong, I thought his explanation for goblins going after other race's females was perfectly acceptable: goblin females are ugly and have a super low fertility rate, therefore goblin males don't really like mating with them.


 No.821323

>>821316

Can the attitudes of the other races towards goblins be summed up as "It's just goblins lol" in Re:Monster as well?


 No.821328

>>821323

I really can't remember because during the goblin phase they didn't really interact with other speaking races, and once they hit hobgoblin phase it was nonstop pokemon evolution from one stupid fucking thing to the next to the point that none of them were goblins anymore.

Sage for off topic but I'm still mad he turned Gobumi-chan from a cute short haired tusked tomboy into a generic blonde elf/vampire.


 No.821351

>>821302

Niggers/muds have "females" and that doesn't stop them.


 No.821360

>>821328

D&D gets this right, all varieties of goblins still boil down to goblins but different, and most of that variety is generated by their characteristic crossbreeding and ability to "rapidly" adapt over many generations rather than some instantaneous change.

I wonder how Goblin Slayer will justify the various types of gob shown so far. Probably along the lines of "standard gob + elf = smart gob, smart gob + elf = wizard gob", something like that.


 No.821385

>>821360

I thought GS explained it as gob survives+new experience+learning something new =a smarter gob


 No.821427

>>821385

It's a matter of gobs preferring to live in packs because it's safer. They grow strong from "surviving" because they have to make it on their own until they find a new tribe to settle into (or procreate into) which causes them to level up. With the exception of maybe Goblin Champions, most of the goblin "evolutions" are just slightly bigger/stronger gobs. In theory, that could just be explained as "potential growth correlates with level, with higher level goblins having more room to grow, allowing them to become human sized." It could also be explained away as the goblin's "age" since most goblins probably only live to be two or three years old tops, and mostly only large tribes have specialists.

I think my favourite part of Goblin Slayer is that the battle style reminds me of Berserk.


 No.821441

>>821351

That's more a case of opportunism rather than outright need. And in fairness, (sand)niggers often have stupid women throwing themselves at them just like the goblins do.

>>821385

That's basically it. It seems like all a goblin has to do to become a mage/lord/champion/etc. is live long enough.


 No.821491

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>>821441

>It seems like all a goblin has to do to become a mage/lord/champion/etc. is live long enough.

It's not that simple. That is like saying all it takes to become an adventurer (which is what the higher ranked goblins are compared to) is for the adventurer to live long enough.

A goblin becomes more powerful the same way a human does. They strive against ever greater adversity. It is from that repeated willing acceptance of challenge and their survival of it makes them stronger, not just their age alone.


 No.821841

File: 499d778f0667f74⋯.png (786.05 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, squeeze.png)

Not sure if anons realized, but a new chapter is out.


 No.821843

>>821841

Ah, I thought I cropped it. My apologies.


 No.821857

File: 0ef822ce4b8a146⋯.png (171.71 KB, 266x622, 133:311, Did someone say goblins.png)

>>821841

GS went nuclear.


 No.821869

>>821841

Good thing her nipples remained covered, otherwise she wouldn't be a pure waifu anymore.


 No.821903

>>821857

I'm hoping he doesn't willpower his way to a full recovery and dies standing or goes into a blood frenzy next chapter then dies standing or something.


 No.821904

>>821903

You do know this part is from the second of 7 LN volumes, right?


 No.821905


 No.821906

>>821905

Well if you thought main characters were going to die at all, get disappointed. That's only for the plebs who exist to get blown the fuck out by gobs.


 No.821913

>>821906

Also known as sympathetic cucks that think they are too good for helmets


 No.821922

>>821903

I highly doubt he will, because what the manga seems to like showing off is how he could make it through despite the struggle. You know like the recent Bourne movie


 No.821925

>>821913

You could list all the ways other people fail against the goblins but it's easier to just say that they aren't Goblin Slayer.

>>821922

And for everything else, there's Priestess's virgin power.


 No.822015

>>821841

How were the goblins fighting the dorf and the lizzardman and still finding time to undress the elf ?

Maybe gobs are not smart at all and the big goblin was the full max retard.


 No.822054

File: 487067d5b506670⋯.png (666.81 KB, 857x921, 857:921, GS porn.png)

>>822015

There's always enough goblins to relieve a knife ear of her attire.

It's the one constant thing across all universes.


 No.822058

>>822015

Maybe some of them wanted to eat instead of fuck. Besides, they would have been fine if GS hadn't been dicking around with the champion.


 No.822068

>>822015

Considering how lewd elves are, she probably undressed herself.


 No.822110

>>821841

She can't be an elf, she ain't got no tits.


 No.822113

>>822110

Elves don't have tits, faggot. Elves with tits is entirely a hentai creation in the last decade or so.


 No.822148

>>822113

The idea of elves being raped by orcs or other monsters is also a hentai creation but nobody ever complains about that.


 No.822155

>>822148

Elves are inherently lewd. Anything that looks down upon you can only be humbled through the power of the human dick.


 No.822164

>>822148

No, see, elves have historically been "raped" by Orcs and humans throughout most mythology. Where do you think half-elves/half-orcs come from? Elves don't understand the concept of monogamy because of their extremely long lifespans. They are, in fact, inherently a lewd race.


 No.822167

>>822155

>>822164

This is your brain on hentai.


 No.822168

>>822148

You sure about that ?

>In TA 2509, Celebrían was on her way to visit her parents in Lothlórien when she was waylaid by Orcs in the Redhorn Pass of the Misty Mountains.

>She was then tormented by the orcs and received a poisoned wound. Her sons arrived much later to rescue her, and Elrond to heal her, but Celebrían was never fully-healed in mind and spirit.

>Horrified and haunted by the fearful memories of her torture, she no longer desired to remain on Middle-earth, and sailed west the next year in the TA 2510.

Orcs were supposed to be the vilest things walking on Middle-earth. It wouldn't be beneath them to torment elves below the belt.


 No.822300

File: 56644449b2209da⋯.png (259.75 KB, 799x430, 799:430, Gary_Gygax.png)

>>822167

>This is your brain on hentai.

I didn't realize Gygax and Tolkein were massive hentai.


 No.823574

File: f59b043fbc38f4b⋯.png (478.22 KB, 729x541, 729:541, 000.png)

>>822168

>poisoned wound

I never knew Tolkien ever wrote about Gob-orrhea


 No.830094

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new chapter


 No.830095

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 No.830102

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 No.830103

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 No.830298

That was lame, flashback?


 No.830317

>>830298

Yeah that chapter had an odd structure, I guess we're going to see how this temporary party works out before we see his solo village defense.


 No.830433

File: f73ffcb3fe21808⋯.png (1.46 MB, 1356x1292, 339:323, 1483572980606.png)

You will never be goblin king of the rape cave.


 No.830446

>>830433

Kill an overly well-equipped adventurer and you'll be golden


 No.830478

>>830317

If it's not goblins, then I don't care.


 No.830765

File: 17a81ae396131b4⋯.jpg (150.1 KB, 900x1350, 2:3, Goblin Slayer - Brand New ….jpg)

What do you think of that new GS spin off? Seems like each chapter is going to focus on sidecharacters living in the same world. Personally, I think this is a good idea as it could tell stories about other parts and adventures in the world while the main series stays focused on the goblin slaying part.


 No.830767

>>830765

The opening chapters taught us not to care about the people in this series. Why do they expect us to care now?


 No.830777

>>830767

It's a twist.


 No.830778

>>830765

>That priest

Well it's good to know the author can write shit girls too, I guess.


 No.830783

>>830777

Is the twist that the story ends before anything really bad happens to them? Because that's a cop out.

>>830778

Shit girls don't make for good rapebait, that's probably why she's here.


 No.830924

GS needs to expand his gobbocaust. As is, they breed faster than he can kill them. He needs to start a goblin slaying guild and start training other autists to kill goblins. The only way to exterminate the goblins is either to expose them en masse to some kind of sterilizing agent, or to get industrial with the goblin killing.


 No.830978

>>830924

Will we get to the point where countries are airdropping goblin slayers?


 No.831099

File: 39fc8be7a02bb34⋯.png (78.78 KB, 272x236, 68:59, fug.PNG)

The mods deleted exactly one panel.


 No.831366

File: 650b748bdbe60a2⋯.jpg (83.25 KB, 600x428, 150:107, lizard_priest_ess.jpg)

File: b698e03df3a0c53⋯.jpg (32.28 KB, 342x357, 114:119, lizardpriest_ess.jpg)

Who's best girl and why is it lizard shaman?


 No.831372

>>830924

Does he enjoy the killing or the extermination? Because if he enjoys the killing more than it would seem counter productive for him.


 No.831416

>>831372

It always seemed like he was happy that the goblins are dead. But even if he enjoyed the killing too much, he could always move on to genocide other monsters too.


 No.831446

>>831416

Next he'll genocide pussy


 No.831459

>>831366

>elf has mint green hair

Huh I always thought she was blonde.


 No.831501

>>831372

I think it's the extermination. He uses lots of impersonal ways to exterminate nests and is often practical. I wonder if this series is going to end up with him going to the moon to kill the goblin god, because when he mentioned that his sister told him that's where goblins came from, I could see it.


 No.831513

>>831459

Her hair color can be seen as early as the first five pages of the LN but I can see why you'd think so if you only read the manga. Very light shades of green, pink or blue hair are usually just white there. That usually makes me assume the character is blonde or silver haired too.


 No.831602

File: 4cee38cf5f2ea84⋯.jpg (695.03 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, inquisitive_anime_girl.jpg)

>>831372

It doesn't really seem like he enjoys killing goblins particularly. It really just seems like he hates goblins in general. I really wish he was a lot less heroic and more edgy. If he was a lot more brutal with goblins and prioritized killing them in agonizing ways over saving their prisoners I think the story would be better off for it.

It'd make an interesting dynamic between GS and the rest of the cast. With GS's humanity being questionable and him only being concerned with inspiring fear and agony in goblins. It would give Priestess a more defined reason to join him, she would be concerned with "fixing" GS and making him a normal person again, because she's self-righteous.

The edgiest stuff he does would be early on in the story, and over time he softens. He starts to prioritize heroism over brutality and such. Then you have a dramatic death of someone in the main group and have him lose all progress he made over the course of the story and go absolutely nuclear.


 No.831660

File: 23f9103857b70a9⋯.jpg (17.29 KB, 232x274, 116:137, 1523161237467.jpg)

>>831602

I mean he probably was an edgy fuck early on. It probably nearly got him killed because Goblins are calculating little shits. I'd imagine he had to tone it down and focus on just efficiently killing them because he realized early on he killed goblins who were being edgy extremely easily/he nearly got killed by surprises when he killed goblins inefficiently.

You have to keep in mind that Goblin Slayer has built himself to kill goblins and only goblins, as efficiently and quickly as possible, because more dead goblins > goblins killed in such a way as to suffer. His body is built for peak goblin-slaying performance.


 No.831683

File: 89f3262601e19c3⋯.jpg (120.21 KB, 680x561, 40:33, 5ea.jpg)

>>831366

You need to get out


 No.831807

>>830924

Except there is no money for killing Goblins unless you become high skilled and you can do enough to pull a profit. There is no money to be made killing Goblins.

Only reason why he is so good at killing Goblins and having $$$ is because adventurers don't hunt them so he has plenty quests to do (supply). His goals line up the quest itself while other adventurers are in it for the $$$ so they ignore goblin quests once they get high leveled enough to move past them.

So his goblin guild will not be a good business to start. There are enough quests to do, but the pay isn't there to pull a profit. So if he did find potential Goblin Slayer trainees, they won't stay long because they won't be paid enough.

You can't mass kill goblins because they are everywhere and pop up fast, breed fast, and move around a lot.


 No.831871

>>830777

>>830783

The twist is it's the guy that gets gobbed.


 No.831876

>>831807

What needs to happen is not a goblin guild, but a goblin education program. Fuck adventurers. They're all cunts. The ones goblin slayer wants to save are the commoners, the villagers, the regular people. THOSE people are the ones that would benefit from general training and education on how to eradicate the pests. Train every village in the land to not only defend itself against goblins, but also to proactively eradicate nearby infestations, and the goblin menace will never be able to take root again.

Like basic literacy, and electricity, the people of this world need goblin slaying.


 No.831879

>>831876

That would be a pretty good idea if the peasants weren't just as apathetic as the adventurers on top of being weaker than the average goblin.


 No.831881

>>831807

>Take quests to kill goblins

>Kill goblins

>Sell all the shit the goblins have

>Save people and get them to join you

>Put them to work farming or something in a town made just to kill goblins

Now you have a self-sustaining town that can make money from the goods it produces as well as shit it gets from selling what the goblins have. At some point you don't even need to take quests. Maybe become a starting school to train new adventurers so you can kill some extra goblins and have people indebted to you.


 No.831882

>>831879

>Weaker than the average goblin

That's false.


 No.831883

>>831876

This issue is that villagers have to farm and shit. They can't take the time to go on a hunt for random gobs when the harvest is right around the corner and hunting gobs will get at least one or two of them killed.


 No.831884

>>831881

Goblin tools are a shit and they mostly only steal food and women. In D&D terms, the weapons Goblin Slayer uses would have like a -2 or -3 attack penalty. Goblin loot is like the 3 GP you find on a good loot roll, maybe a copper or if you're really lucky, silver ring on a great loot roll.


 No.831885

>>831883

Farmers have a notorious amount of free time during both the growing season and winter. They work hard and long all harvest, but when the crops are in the middle of growing there's not much to do but defend them from pests and keep them watered.


 No.831886

File: 8fbaaa3e84dae5c⋯.jpeg (43.09 KB, 640x405, 128:81, 5ab702afda69.jpeg)

>>831881

> A seemingly defenseless trap town that exists solely to bait goblins to raid them.

> Full of spikey traps and poisoned food left in unguarded barns

> Manned by really angry vengeful villagers taught by GS Sensei

> The College of Advanced Goblin/Monster Slaying

Can see it happening


 No.831887

>>831882

Is it though? Because villagers fare even worse against them compared to even novice adventurers. Not to mention that gobs will only openly pick a fight with a village if they know they'll win.

>>831883

If they know they're being attacked by monsters they should be throwing down their tools and banging on the door of their local lord, not crying to the guild for help and carrying on as normal just waiting to be slaughtered. That's if they can't just kill the monsters themselves. But any of that would require people to care about anything, which they don't.


 No.831890

>>831887

Do they though? Reminder that whole part about how wanderers exist because some retarded villager or adventurer fucks up goblins hard and then lets one go? And in the case of retarded villager, said retarded villager becomes an adventurer?


 No.831892

>>831890

It'd be far quicker to just bash their head in with a rock.


 No.831896

>>831892

Too inefficient, goblins will learn and adapt anti rock armor.

A real goblin slayer would bash his own head with a rock and watch as the goblins mimic him to their extinction.


 No.831897

>>831896

I don't mean the gobs, I meant the idiots who let them go like that one adventurer slut who got her head caved in by a goblin holding a rock.


 No.831913

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>>831887

>Is it though? Because villagers fare even worse against them compared to even novice adventurers.

That's because the commoner class has a very low hit dice and because Goblins are the next rank up above giant rats. "Novice adventurers" facing Goblins typically have some experience killing other large animals and thus combat experience as compared to your average farmer who at most might get in a brawl during harvest season/at the local tavern with a fellow farmer.

>Not to mention that gobs will only openly pick a fight with a village if they know they'll win.

Advantage of numbers. The only two times we see a Gob party attack a village is during the Goblin Slayer's tragic backstory and when they're being led by a king Goblin. Otherwise at most they'll simply make small raids on chicken coups or crops about to be harvested. It's like how if you throw enough giant rats at a skilled adventurer, the minor scratches will add up and they'll eventually die of disease or from their wounds.

>If they know they're being attacked by monsters they should be throwing down their tools and banging on the door of their local lord

Goblins don't become a threat on the level of some big monster until they reach population levels capable of taking down a town precisely because they aren't considered that big of a threat. For novice adventurers they're considered a threat because they travel in packs, but realistically even a farmer could bash a single Goblin's head in if they don't let their guard down (protip: they always do). Most farmers get the guild involved when they first discover them, so they don't grow to the level of stealing farmer's daughters until far later. It's likely that the local lords have to deal with the demon kings and shit, so the military has their arms crossed and the taxes are going to fight off a lot more dangerous monsters than the nuisance that are Goblins. Goblins are on the level of rapey, intelligent wolves.

>But any of that would require people to care about anything, which they don't.

Because Goblins only invade around/during harvest season from what we've seen. They don't just attack farmers randomly- they wait until there are spoils of war because they're niggers they're too dumb (or possibly evil) to into farming themselves.




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