Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 11:10:07 No. 800000
Friendly reminder that 2d will ALWAYS be better than 3dpd. Let us celebrate the joys of 2d.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 11:25:52 No. 800003
>>800000
Anon, why did you just post the entire content of this board into a single OP?
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 11:35:52 No. 800006
>>800003
I think the point was the get.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 13:14:40 No. 800030
>>800000
I am am duty bound to check these digits.
Saging for a shitpost. I'll include a cute 2D girl as well.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 13:25:15 No. 800034
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >always
https://gatebox.ai/
>Come gather 'round people wherever you roam, and admit that the waters around you have grown and accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone
>If your time to you is worth savin' then you better start swimmin' or you'll sink like a stone for the times they are a-changin'
t. some gay kike
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 15:54:25 No. 800070
>>800000
Great work OP! Now for a short post on why 2D > 3D:
2D women are beings of pure information who were created by men for men. Zoom in on a 2D thigh (drawn with vectors) and it remains perfect forever. Zoom in on a 3D thigh even a little and it quickly becomes gross. 2D women have personality traits 3D women don't even know exist, like reason, loyalty, and purity. I'd marry almost any 2D waifu in a heartbeat. I wouldn't dare marry a 3D roastie without a thousand page prenuptial agreement, if at all. Nothing against 3D women, but they simply can't compete with their idealized 2D counterparts. Then there's the obvious fact that the orgasms I've given myself using 3D (because they usually expect sex to just "happen" to them) pale in comparison to the orgasms I've given myself using 2D. Nothing is too taboo or shameful for them whereas with 3D you have to play armchair psychologist for 45 minutes before they'll even let you put it in their ass. And that's not even touching the issues with STDs, babies, and feels. Why would anyone choose the flawed over the ideal?
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 16:04:17 No. 800074
>>800070
Well-spoken and absolutely correct.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 16:33:19 No. 800082
>>800000
Would you look at those repeating integers! Post your waifu faggots!
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 16:34:16 No. 800083
>>800070
It’s more the individual rather than the entirety, but for the most part you have a solid argument.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 16:38:36 No. 800084
>>800082
I love Tanya! I adore her completely!
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 16:50:47 No. 800089
>>800070
>who were created by men for men
Don't be like that. Even 3D can create good 2D. That's just how perfect 2D is.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 16:52:14 No. 800090
>>800089
Women create bad 2D. They create Netorare and cuckoldry. Netorase and Netori. They create abominations and titty-cows. Good 2D can only come from men who have experienced pain and hardship in their lives.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 16:55:22 No. 800092
>>800090
Just by recent memory, Mousou Telepathy and Kradgirls would beg to differ.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 16:58:50 No. 800094
>>800090
>Women create bad 2D
Confirmed for not knowing shit.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:00:24 No. 800095
>>800090
That is just wrong. Re-check the authors of any manga series you've enjoyed. You might be surprised.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:00:58 No. 800096
>>800082
I love Hong Meiling!
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:01:39 No. 800097
>>800095
>>800094
>>800092
Sure, they can create 2D, it's possible, but it'd be better if they were men.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:01:41 No. 800098
>>800090
>Good 2D can only come from men who have experienced pain and hardship in their lives.
>posts characters made by a helicopter passenger
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:02:15 No. 800100
>>800006
Indeed his intention was an impure one but I will forgive him for it.
>>800094
Yeah let's not drag that into it. Good things are good I don't care who made them, and even distasteful 2D gives an outlet for people to not do bad things in 3D.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:03:47 No. 800101
>>800089
Most manga/anime created by and directed at women have incredibly bland heroines so it's easy for the women to self-insert. 3DPD very rarely create any 2D I want but I'll concede that it does happen. Regardless, what they create is still generally intended for men (or lesbians, I guess). Why else would there be all that fan-service?
>>800090
Most good art is created by men who experienced pain and hardship.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:07:24 No. 800102
>>800097
You're embarrassing yourself.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:14:45 No. 800106
>>800102
I'm with the anon you are arguing with on this one. Once you let 3DPD into anything they start to slowly degrade it. The fact is true art comes from men and is made by men where as 3DPD can only mimic something already done. You seem like a guy who has let go of rosties yet.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:18:38 No. 800109
>>800106
>roasties
Just fuck off back to reddit or r9k or whereever you came from and jerk it to your male artists while we enjoy 2d plain and simple.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:19:52 No. 800111
>>800101
>most
True. Can't argue about that. Of course, there's still always the matter of personal taste and it completely ignores fan-service targeted at women .
In the end, all I'm trying to say there's a ton of series by female artists that I enjoy and that one shouldn't make assumptions based on the state of westerns artist.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:20:15 No. 800112
>>800109
Jesus Christ, this.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:32:29 No. 800116
>>800100
No mention of Hal, Napata, Hirame and Pochi?
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:32:42 No. 800117
>>800090
Hold it right there, faggarino. That's a blatant falsehood.
Don't let your dislike, distrust and disgust for 3DPD corrupt your 2D. This is your fatal mistake.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 17:45:20 No. 800125
Amen. That's the best get I've seen here since /sp/ left. Disregard the tryhard fag in this thread.
>>800082
Present.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 18:00:40 No. 800129
>>800082
Have you made it to Iron Chef yet?
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 18:02:31 No. 800131
>>800129
Not yet but I am making the dream work.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 18:21:44 No. 800135
>>800082
Futaba. Always and forever.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 18:32:15 No. 800140
I feel as though the overall number of active waifufags has increased over the last year. What could be achieved with such an army?
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 18:59:15 No. 800144
>>800140
Colonization and terraforming of Mars.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 19:17:06 No. 800148
>>800070
All personalities are archetypes emanating through us from a metaphysical realm of being. The mind acts as a prism that splits the beams of emanating light into a spectrum of dazzling color, creating a consciousness with thoughts and emotions. The process, however, is reliant on the prism being formed through countless millions of years of evolution bound to the harsh laws of physical reality. There must be a great deal of strife for the mind to take form by surviving the chaos of the material, and this strife has latched onto us in the form of animosity, debauchery, delusion and deception. These aspects will be shed as humanity slowly realizes its flaws and evolves itself -- not through necessity but through choice -- in order to become our true ideal selves, rising above the inherent tyranny of the material. In other words, we become the spectrum of colors that is not muddied by the flaws of the projection through the unrefined prism.
The emanation of light is 1D.
The material prism is 3D.
The spectrum of colors is 2D.
Our goal as a species is to overcome the necessity of a 3D proxy to transform the 1D emanation into the 2D spectrum.
In conclusion, real women are shit and anime girls are pure.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 19:29:26 No. 800154
>>800000
>>800082
Here we fucking go.
I missed the Valentine's one.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 19:34:21 No. 800157
>>800148
I don't know how many appreciate your esoteric niggery, but I, for one, do delight in seeing your posts, fringe-chan.
>tfw it will take countless more lifetimes before normalfags get their fucking shit together "humanity slowly realizes its flaws and evolves itself"
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 22:23:13 No. 800212
>>800000
Congrats on those digits.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 22:26:09 No. 800214
>>800082
Neptune is the Main Character of my heart.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 22:33:51 No. 800215
But I can not cuddle 2D. I can not kneadu 2D oppai. I can not headpat 2D, or receive hugs from 2D.
I want to love 2D, but I can't.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 22:35:50 No. 800216
>>800090
Shirley here, this poster's a huge faggot.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 22:38:18 No. 800219
>>800215
>I can not kneadu 2D oppai
O ye, of little faith.
(´・ω・ )つ(・(・
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 22:42:26 No. 800220
>>800215
Love isn't about squeezing body parts. Lust is. They're similar but not the same. And, while you can't slam your dick in it, you can love an abstract form as easily as you can love a physical form. In fact, I'd argue that most people in unhealthy 3D relationships only really love "the idea" of their significant other.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 22:50:09 No. 800224
>>800220
Any romantic relationship necessitates both sides of the coin though.
Anonymous 03/01/18 (Thu) 23:52:32 No. 800243
>>800000 (checked)
Those numerals don't lie.
Anonymous 03/02/18 (Fri) 00:25:02 No. 800248
>>800082
>Implying 3dpd can even compete
Anonymous 03/02/18 (Fri) 01:49:07 No. 800299
>>800000
That is lovely.
>>800082
Ok.
Anonymous 03/02/18 (Fri) 05:04:11 No. 800350
>>800000
Nice get.
>>800082
Meido is love. Meido is life.
Anonymous 03/02/18 (Fri) 05:48:51 No. 800354
>>800090
Namori would beg to differ
Anonymous 03/02/18 (Fri) 05:59:13 No. 800358
>>800354
Seconding this. Toshinou-san is the genius baka we need. All 3D is flawed by design.