>>769435
>be cute cakie
>its the day after christmas, all your friends are gone
>you've spent the night alone on a shelf, watching the store's tv flicker with christmas specials
>its the day after christmas, you're dehydrated from all your drinking, feeling like shit, no hopes just want the day to be over
>anon comes up to you, his searching eyes stripping your packaging
>he seems to end up focusing on the 50% off label
>ends up taking you with him, had your hopes dashed once already so you're not particularly enthralled
>reach his place, its clean but overwhelmingly plain and lacks taste.
>puts you in fridge
>goes and takes a shower, comes out. Doesn't look like the shower did much better than what would be removing the dust from an old car.
>Takes you out of the fridge, cuts a piece off, and places it on a plate
>Goes to his room, turns off lights, sits down at his desk, a quick shake of the mouse scorches the room with the light of a 27" korean monitor. His eyes had long gotten adjusted to it.
>ctrl+L 8ch.net/a/ looking for some bread to post in, he drags the mouse's wheel lubricated by the oil on his skin, he seems to put on his hopes on a thread with cute little girls. Reply
>Another flick of the mouse and he unceremoniously picks up a spoon and takes a piece of you
>He looks at you, there is no way to tell what he's thinking, "happy birthday" he whispers, as he takes a bite.