/a/ - Animu & Mango

>>768837

Nice try OP. We all know Sakuya is a flat chested girl that stuffs her bra.

>>768837

>Tits.

No.

>>768838

But she does have the sexiest legs in Gensokyo.

>>768846

What a pair of legs. What's she going to do with these heels? Will she step on me?

>>768842

>>768839

>>768838

Those are fake, baka. She's just trying to lust men.

>>768851

>Will she step on me?

The ground pressure produced by those heels is probably enough to go a few inches deeper than stepping on you.

>>768854

Can't help if that's my thing.

>>768857

The choco meido.

>>768867

It's ok, I can kiss and love her feet if Remi doesn't want.

>>768870

How does the Sakuya genital smell like?

>>768875

Perfume.

>>768871

Does that mean Meiling and Flan switched clothes too?

>>768877

I hope it doesn't taste as perfume as well.

>>768905

What does Mexico's onahole have to do with this?

>>768910

Aaaand that was meant to be spoilered. Whoops.

>>768910

Sakuya fetishizes on being Remilia and Flan's mother?

Sakuya has the worlds most sensitive thighs. One poke is enough to make her squirm. Imagine what it would be like to have handhold sex with her.

>>768915

I want to hold Sakuya's hands and have her lock her legs as I cum inside her.

>>768909

I really need to see a 2hu game set in Genxico.

>>768862

Is it cum in the first picture?

>>769012

Get your mind out of the gutter, that's milk.

A crying Sakuya comes to your doorstep at night asking for work while holding an empty bottle of lemon pledge. You tell her to beat it but she says she will work for free in return of food. What do you do?

Meido why did you delete the video that the pic was referenced on and that provided context for it's inclusion in this thread?

Is Sakuya the longest running Jojoke?

>>769088

>You tell her to beat it

I could never do that.

I'd definitely let her stay. Even better if she can do some home repairs; I need that more than simple cleaning right now.

>>769121

>Last image

Did she stole Patchouli's body or something?

>>769122

Wouldn't that mean Sakuya's old headless body is out somewhere?

>>769122

Be awkward for the guy she has sex with to find that Sakuya has purple pubes or the fact that the kids she'll give birth to will look like Patchouli.

>>769088

You know, I'd actually let her in as a serious maid. I'm actually badly in need of a housekeeper/assistant. I'd be kind of conflicted because what I really want is to date her and her deliciously flat chest.

>>769220

You can try hiring her as a table.

>>769265

But I own a table. Maybe I can hire her to be my wife.

>>769126

Flat chested Patchouli Meido.

>>769277

Patchouli is a lazy cunt that smells like patchouli. 0/10 would not hire to do shit.

>>769289

That she would. Poor Sakuya is going to be struggling in that neglected body, though. I wonder if it's even possible to get it in shape.

>>769289

>>769298

What if Sakuya head swapped with Meiling?.

>>769311

>Sakuya gets Meiling's body

>Patchouli gets Sakuya's body

>Meiling gets Patchouli's body

That would be some crazy head swap.

>>769321

Y-You had b-b-better b-b-bee careful with th-those p-puns.

>>769321

He man ignore this asshole here >>769335

Just Bee yourself

>>768851

Heels are for deforming pinkies.

>>769321

Hey, buzz off.

>>769321

I'd fuck Sakuya's bee pussy.

Reminder that Sakuya canonically has stated that she only touches other humans with her knives, and acts as a butcher preparing human corpses to feed them to her vampire mistresses.

>>769426

She'll forever be single or in a relationship with Remilia.

>>769461

This is not the Sakuya i know and love!

Zounose stories are Zounose. Don't worry about it and just enjoy another Gensokyo

>>>/saovq/1844

>>769736

Thank you for that, those are really enjoyable.

>>769461

That was heartwarming.

>>769732

>>769785

I'm not sure I get it.

>>770043

Sakuya wants to remain human which means dying someday. Remi wants something to remember Sakuya by and what better than the blood (wine) and flesh of Sakuya herself. Its heart warming and romantic. Alice is disgusted by it though. Personally I'd take the become immortal deal offered in imperishable night.

>>770054

>Personally I'd take the become immortal deal offered in imperishable night.

Agreed. Not only would you get to live forever with Remilia, but instead of her only being to eat your leg once, she could eat your leg any number of times. It's a win-win.

>>770067

>any number of times.

Just because you become immortal does not mean limbs grow back once cut off.

>>770071

Vampires in Touhou can regenerate if even one part of their body remains.

>>770075

Specifically just the head. Here's the source:

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Vampire

>they can recover within a single night even when their body is blown away, so long as their head is intact.

>>770077

Alright. Is vore the name for liking being eaten or for liking eating someone? I would be completely okay with mutual eating. I don't think you could live off each other since you stop being human, and therefore food, once Remi makes you into a vampire.

>>770083

That's being swallowed hall. Eating other people would be cannibalism.

> I don't think you could live off each other since you stop being human, and therefore food, once Remi makes you into a vampire.

I didn't even think of that. She wouldn't be able to suck your blood either, or if you do still have blood she couldn't live off it.

>>770098

You would have blood left, it just wouldn't taste very good. The difference between a steak (beef) and steak (human) is the source of the meat. Its still a piece of meat, it just doesn't look as appetizing once you know where it came from.

>>770053

Pretty much

>>768980

Is she a fan character or something? I can't find anything about her.

>>768984

ZUN once said that Gensokyo isn't unique on Earth, and there are likely pocket plane refuges for various cultures around the world. Gensokyo just happens to be Japan's.

>>770083

>Is vore the name for liking being eaten or for liking eating someone?

Yes.

>>>/vore/

>>>/vor/

>>772277

She's not even related to Touhou in any way. They're just posting a meido they like.

>>768862

My fetish is pantsu wedgies.

Shame there's not much of it around.

>>772533

>She's not even related to Touhou in any way. They're just posting a meido they like.

Well, way to expose myself as a secondary and newfag.

Thanks for replying.

>>772608

She is one of Futaba Channel's nijiura meidos

>>772608

It's fine. I personally know her most from 420chan, myself.

>>770071

Depends on how many sips of the hourai elexir your drink. If you drink enough to become like Moukou and Kaguya your body will regenerate. You will also be cursed and unable to die forever, even if the universe ends.

>>772679

I think it was three sips: the first healed all wounds, the second cured any disease, and the third removed the effects of time and the boundary of life and death.

>>772682

Just looked it up, first taste makes you unable to age or grow, second taste makes you unable to become ill, third taste makes you unkillable

>>772684

Ah, it's been a while since I read it myself.

>>772685

I just remember it because of embed related.

HD reuploads of all the classic Flashes when?

>>772684

What happens if you drink the entire thing down?

Don't sex my ten years old brother's waifu.

>>777244

There's simply nothing better than an onee-sama taking care of a young boy.

Demure and proper maid?

Standoffish and mysterious maid?

Totally obedient maid?

The fiery and angry maid?

The ara or MILF maid?

Loli maid?

Clumsy and silly maid?

The artistic maid?

Monster maid?

Fun and flirty maid?

Delicious brown maid?

Childhood friend that's your maid?

Big sister maid?

>>777722

"Having your cum covering my leggings is gross. You should be punished for soiling them. Sicko."

>>777778

>off by one

How embarrassing.

>>777778

2 slow.

>>777778

Sorry hon, but that honour goes to Tomoko >>777777

>>777256

Giddy and excited pregnant waifu meido.

I want to molest Hoihoi.

>>768957

You got a source on that doujinshi anon?

>>779454

>we lost the perfect autistic waifu with awkward normalfag tendencies to a trite SoL format

It'll never stop hurting

>>779482

Glad to see a Sarah Andersen cameo