No.747500
What do you do with lolis?
No.747502
You run away and protect yourself from the loli menace and never break the guidelines for the loli protection tactics.
No.747503
>>747500
Get married to them of course.
No.747505
>>747500
We play in the park. I'm really good at hip circles so I can show her how to do them and maybe she'll call me onee-san.
OP-chan you are a little girl aren't you?
No.747506
>>747505
We're all little girls here, right?
No.747510
Run away and call the cops.
No.747516
>>747506
Of course we are.
No.747524
Challenge them to a wrestling match and apply embarrassing submission holds on them, so that everyone can see their tummies and butts.
No.747530
I get into their van, surely nothing bad could happen.
No.747532
>>747510
Implying the police force aren't a bunch of corrupt lolis who will abuse their power on you.
No.747535
>>747500
Set them out as bait to trap fat old lolicons!
No.747539
Imagine if the anime industry were to be controlled by the lolicon mafia.
No.747540
>>747500
Give them headpats, hug them, tell them they're good girls, buy them nice sweets and toys, and of course spank them when they break the rules.
No.747551
Damn they already infiltrated them at least they haven't gotten to the military yet or we would all be doomed and our lives would be in the hands of the loli's.
>>747539
Then we would never see a chest that is bigger than a cutting board.
No.747553
No.747556
>>747539
I think we'd see a lot more SoL shows about the daily lives of middle aged men (including fan service, of course) if that were the case.
No.747558
>>747556
Would they be gay shows? If not then how do you include fanservice into them?
No.747565
>>747558
Bathing scenes. Getting dressed for work scenes. There are lots of ways of having fanservice without relationship stuff.
No.747568
>>747558
By doing the equivalent of GO OUT AND GET MARRIED, DWEEB manga/anime in recent years, and showing the middle-aged manmeat getting a shower, working out or whatever THE LOLI COMMUNITY likes, and to cuddle, eat and sleep with self-insert loli. NEET lolis get off to ASMR featuring a middle-aged dude voice whispering her that he bought her a new dress, or that he's gonna take her out to eat a parfait, and copious amounts of male grunts. The industry would also provide middle age dude dakimakuras imbued with manly musk for their loli needs.
No.747590
>>747551
>at least they haven't gotten to the military yet
They've infiltrated the navy anon
No.747592
>>747500
>What do you do with lolis?
No.747593
>>747590
This is a bit off topic but I knew a guy in the Navy who had to do extra service because he wouldn't touch the bathroom door after washing his hands. Also the loli's won't be able to get us when they are at sea all the time so we are mostly safe unless you go fishing and get caught by the special ops loli's.
No.747611
Myuu and I
Years after a cataclysmic event caused all of humanity to become infertile, a scientist is tasked with taking care of an experiment known as "The last loli". The last loli is a super powered mutant who happens to be the only one in the world that can give birth. The loli's fertility is key to saving humanity.
No.747635
>>747593
I was just thinking how great it would be if Platoon was remade into 2d with every character being a loli and the little girl in the village made into an old man.
No.747638
Would you let a loli trick you?
No.747640
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No.747641
>>747638
The loli is trying to drag you down into the rape pit where you get raped to death by millions of loli's all at once.
No.747645
>>747641
But I like rock CD's. It's probably worth checking out at least.
No.747648
lolis are for marrying
anon_marry_loli_vr.webm
No.747655
>>747648
Shinobu isn't a loli though, she's 200+ years old.
No.747688
>>747635
Loli Sgt. Barnes could easily be character of the millennium.
No.747702
>>747695
Boku no go fuck yourself
No.747752
File: bcff4b96533bd02⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 133.07 KB, 629x722, 629:722, shidare_hotaru_1girl_betwe….jpg)
>>747500
Do a 360 and walk away. Cowtits or GTFO.
No.747763
>>747551
>we would never see a chest that is bigger than a cutting board
Implying that's a bad thing.
No.747778
>>747638
Using CDs is obvious so no. If it was buyfag stuff or being bullied by a loli it would work.
No.747809
>>747535
And what would you do with all those anons you caught?
No.747812
>>747655
She's got the body of a loli but she isn't a full loli. Though her behaviour can be somewhat immature from time to time (especially regarding donatsu).
No.747819
There has been insane amount of hate towards lolis in the internet as of late. Almost every popular website and service (plebbit, cuckchan, discord...) has a ban on lolicon whereas every other porn drawings is allowed, some governments like france blocking access to sites like nhentai, others like canada and uk make it the same as 3dpd cp and give jailtime for purchases of loli doujins or onaholes. What the fuck happened?? I remember no-one really caring since well, they are just drawings, no children were hurt in the process. I'm a bit afraid what the future holds for us lolicons.
No.747822
>>747819
Where's the secret lolicon mafia when you need them?
No.747825
>>747819
Too many normalfags got into anime, with them came media coverage, attacks against virrrtual "child porn", the cowardly japanese caved in to the attacks, others followed suit later; et voilá, lolicon anime has basically died, and everything is influenced by western standards.
The only anime with real lolicon fanservice was allowed to air because the main and romantic winning girl was an old hag.
No.747829
>>747553
What's the difference from /loli/?
No.747833
>>747825
>The only anime with real lolicon fanservice was allowed to air because the main and romantic winning girl was an old hag.
Which one was that?
Also,
>Too many normalfags got into anime
I didn't even make the dots, holy shit.
>even the fucking hood niggers on the bus are watching anime I'd only see mentioned online
I want to die.
No.747834
>>747833
>Which one was that?
Tenshi no 3P.
No.747835
>>747825
If Japan can cave in by stopping the production of lolicon anime, then what hope is there during the 2020 Olympics?
No.747836
>>747590
No, not the navy!
No.747837
>>747834
Ah.
>>747835
I always thought the blackpill was an acceptance that things were going to shit and there is nothing you can do about it. The whitepill seems to be the same, though.
No.747838
>>747837
By same I mean like pic related.
No.747839
>>747835
There's already no hope.
Just look at say, Konohana Kitan's latest episode.
The only loli isn't even allowed to show her shoulders in the bath scene, much less anything more, whereas all the other girls have shown everyrthing so far, not to mention the shota at the end of episode who gets a very long sexualized shot, and a few different ones.
All this in a YURI show. And why? Because nobody attacks shotacon, only lolicon, as the ones behind cracking down on sexualization are women.
No.747840
>>747838
Thanks for the bacteria-sized pic.
>>747819
Yeah, and I wouldn't be surprised if they crack down on anime altogether because "it sexualises 15 year old girls", or some such slap.
No.747841
>>747835
Speculation is that with the Olympics Japan will be pressured into becoming a more progressive society free of hate. With that of course comes more western ideals like the criminalization of lolis.
No.747843
>>747839
Images related.
>>747840
>>747841
So, does this mean we will one day say "sayonara" to Japan as we know it?
No.747846
>>747840
>Yeah, and I wouldn't be surprised if they crack down on anime altogether because "it sexualises 15 year old girls", or some such slap.
I think it'd rather go the way of comics and other entertainment since there's money to be made. You'd begin to see a lot of stronk womyn and all the other shit we all know and love so much appear in anime like it did elsewhere.
No.747850
Things will probably go pretty bad these next few years, and one of the biggest reasons is that no-one will stand up for lolicon since Japan has such a shame society. No-one wants to be known as "the disgusting lolicon".
However, the very second the focus of the (((international community))) switches away from Japan, Loli doujins will come back to the fronts of the bookstores, lolibait anime will start airing and onahole sales skyrocket. At least I hope so.
No.747851
>>747850
>and onahole sales skyrocket
Wouldn't surprise me with all the pent up energy from having to hide for the next few years. Better get ready to invest soon.
No.747853
>>747843
That's what I'm afraid of, anon. So I try to savour every second of time we have left and try to burn anything Japan-related deep into my memory until the disaster that is the Olympics hits, potentially ruining Japan and all that makes it great.
>>747850
Shit like this could send otaku into panic, driving up the prices with buyfags buying and hoarding everything they can lay their hands on, like people who panic-buy ammo after a school shooting.
No.747854
>>747850
I don't think ever, anywhere in history, the situation about lolis, 3D or 2D, have taken a turn for the opposite direction.
I'm pretty sure it's a downwards ride.
No.747855
>commitments keeping me in Canada where loli is illegal
>by the time I will have the chance to move elsewhere it will be the last year before the Olympics
>it will only become legal for me to buy a loli onahole just as the crackdown reaches its peak
No.747860
>>747853
The West us such a morally hypocritical civilization. They make sexualized halloween costumes for children and make children go through questionable clothing and shit on child beauty pageants. UK and Sweden gives slaps to the wrists at child rapists because they're muslim. Teenagers get sexualized in the media all the time among other heinous shit. 2D is harmless and pure, they want to get rid of it because "think of the children" yet they harm real children in front for the world to see.
No.747862
>>747860
In the end, it's the same group behind both the pedo witch hunt and lolicon witch hunts: sour, old women who are rich and have a position of power, with the sidekick of some politicians who want to gain some good points by showing they are morally respectable.
No.747864
>>747855
Olympics are pure fucking cancer. Normally I wouldn't give half a fuck about an event featuring bunch of sweaty, room temperature-IQ, half-naked faggots and niggers running around on a dirt track like stay cats in a back alley, or chasing a ball like a bunch of dogs for days, but now that it's interfering with my animu, I can't wish hard enough for everyone on the olympics committee to die a sudden death.
No.747867
>>747860
It isn't just the sexualization of children. Every aspect of how real children are treated in the west is shit. Indoctrinating them into fucked up religions, screaming at them and punishing them for the slightest thing, forcing them into an education system which functions more like a prison system, cutting funding to child welfare programs in the name of austerity, totally failing to provide them with the skills needed to survive in the modern world - it's all awful but nobody gives a shit about it. They're too busy screeching about how lolicon "promotes pedophilia", as if a sexuality can be "promoted" like a fucking energy drink.
No.747869
>>747860
Exactly! I was about to say the very same thing, and I couldn't have put it so eloquently! Everyday paedophillia and rape towards real 3DPD becomes more normalised, but chinese cartoons involving innocent little girls is oppression against muh wimminz.
No.747870
>>747867
You know something is fucked up when you can't find a single panty shot of a loli in anime, but when you go to something like YouTube and type pretty much anything like "challange" or whatnot will instantly blurt out thousands of 3D lolis in skimpy outfits. Literally cancer.
No.747875
>>747867
It's funny to note Japanese parents are portrayed as very cold and distant to their children in countless anime and manga but in real life I've heard that Nips spoil their kids rotten and salarymen get drunk and depressed at how they are missing out on their kid's most precious moments. Yet I've heard of child abandonment, disownership and dysfunctional families being more common in the West despite it never being portrayed or at least rarely talked about in Western media. I would say Japan is a safer place for kids than the UK, but the problem in Japan is mothers fucking their grade school sons according to news articles.
No.747877
>>747850
Every day children are getting more and more sexualised, women get raped by the dozen and the rapists get away, violence and crime are on the rise, people are getting killed by bombs and ran over by cars. But forget about those! Clearly we should concenterate our efforts on solving the evil lolicon problem and their victims.
No.747881
>>747862
And all this while averting attention from the real pedo rings among most countries' elites.
No.747884
>>747875
The only thing I'm not sure is good in Japan is the school system. I've heard the workload is very high, bullying is common, and there's a culture of strict obedience to authority. The west isn't any better, of course. It's just a different kind of shit.
No.747887
>>747884
>West isn't any better
In terms of stress it is, but in everything else (especially if you decide to go to college) it's on par. At least with the Western system, you can take advantage of it.
No.747888
>>747877
I vaguely remember Nippon not doing something or doing something other than what was desired by (((them))) once when this first blew up a while ago.
No.747890
>>747870
Actually there are still plenty. Owarimonogatari had clear view of the Mayoi pantsu.
No.747900
>>747890
That's a pretty fucking thin consolation prize, after all the actual lewd that the other, bigger girls got in that franchise.
No.747901
>>747900
Wasn't too different. Tsukimonigatari was literally all ononoki lewd shots. Shinobu had plenty. And Mayoi had her usual rape greeting.
No.747902
>>747890
This got me thinking, what other modern shows have decent loli fanservice? No Game No Life comes to my mind to start off
No.747903
>>747901
Oh please, Ononoki didn't really have a single lewd shot that would raise any normalfags' eyebrow; they were all tame enough for anyone to be able to ignore it, Mayoi always only got comical scenes, never anything that could be looked upon as sexualization, and the last time Shinobu had anything that was closely on the level of the older girls was in Nisemonogatari.
No.747904
>>747902
>No Game No Life comes to my mind
That didn't have decent loli fanservice.
Tenshi no 3P is closer, but that was a shit series.
No.747905
>>747903
>Mayoi never anything that could be looked upon as sexualization
Bro she got her chest momi momi'd, skirt lifted, licked, kissed, and teased.
No.747907
>>747905
In a comical way. We saw nothing, but tacky wacky shots from afar.
No sexualization strictly.
No.747910
>>747860
The underlying principle in the attack on 2D is that they hate male ideals of feminity. Most of the ugly 3D things are driven by women themselves. I'm not letting the global order off the hook here, that's just that level of it.
No.747913
Reality was a mistake.
>>747829
/ll/ is lesbian loli, and loli yuri is a precious thing.
No.747914
>>747907
Comical and fanservice are not mutually exclusive you should know this. It has nothing to do with how blatant godtier loli fan service it was.
No.747915
>>747914
But we see literally nothing there, once again.
You can't really compare it to, hell, you know what.
No.747917
>>747913
Loli yuri is the most purest and most acceptable form of yuri.
No.747927
>>747915
Did you even watch the show? There is a screen close up still of her panties following that scene
No.747929
>>747926
>cut off his penis witha box-cutter or beat him with a crowbar is fine too
>after that if his behavior hasn't been corrected, talk to a policeman
My sides!
No.747930
>>747850
>>747860
>>747888
came here for lolis, but just ended up getting angry
No.747933
>>747930
>came here for lolis, but just ended up getting angry
The life story of /a/non.
No.747936
>>747927
I watched it, and it didn't follow that scene.
No.747954
>>747888
I still don't get whats happening in the Canadian panel.
No.747965
>>747954
>>747888
A Canadian is attempting to build a vehicle to escape this cancerous planet, but it won't work.
No.747969
>>747953
Ew, what the fuck is up with her midsection?
No.747970
I read a great loli doujin once about a nurse who fucks his patient.
No.747971
Made in Abyss is recent loli series that certainly didn't hold back. Sure, it didn't show any nipples but I guess you just can't show that in today's Japanese television.
It's a family show after all.
No.747978
Mahoujin Guru Guru has a fair bit of loli sexualization in it too.
No.747981
>>747971
Cute and fun cave adventures!
No.747989
>>747913
Loli yuri is the purest yuri, and the only way I can see yuri existing. Otherwise it's gross and usually 3DPD-inspired. Maybe an exception can be made for high school girls who don't know what they want yet, but that's a maybe.
No.747992
>>747981
Id play cave explorer with her if you know what I mean.
No.747995
>>747992
I wouldn't. She pisses herself all the time. Can you imagine the smell?
No.747997
Normalfags from the West will never cease to intrigue me, by the points already mentioned.
No one batted an eye with the IT remake with the pond scene, showing underage boys and a jailbait girl in their underwear. They could've easily skipped this scene from the book and have one of the characters tell about it, but no, they had to give you shots of boy nipples and half-naked jailbait.
No one batted an eye for that one actor dressing his boy as Suicide Squad Harley Quinn and going to Comic Con, and adding up to this, the pictures of the boy sucking off the handlebars from his scooter and other creepy pictures with his father.
No one bats an eye when anyone mentions how much they want to fuck or ship X character with Y character, happily ignoring their ages and drawing or writing lewd material. Where was the outrage for Kill la Kill and their underage girls with half their tits and asses flopping out? Oh right, the series was "empowering" so this was ignored, and it was a-ok to ship two underage sisters as lesbians, willfully ignoring all their HAW HAW INBRED HILLBILLIES AMIRITE, FUCLING YOUR SKSTER IS WRONG CLETUS XD mindset.
Adding to this, real life criminals getting a slap on the wrist compared to other people because they're "in" people to protect now. You could mention how child actors were and are abused by the Hollywood machine and you're called a conspiracy nut, you can mention how underage girls are forced to marry older men in their favorite minority countries and you're called hateful and racist, but a dweeb that enjoys watching anime little girls and having figures at home without bothering anyone and leading a more-or-less normal life is the evil that must be stomped and punished.
They don't dare to see and denounce the evils they have right in their face but are more than happy to pile down on the target they know no one will defend.
No.748002
>>747969
Pretty sure she's prego in that image from the description. Seriously, read the descriptions, faggot.
No.748005
>>747992
>Have to deal with her pissing and vomiting all over herself
>Always shouting around dangerous monsters
>Doesn't know how to run away
>Gets crippled every time she jumps upwards because poor abyss immune system can't handle ascension
>Probably end up fucking up when CRACK
>Only good part is delicious food
There's better lolis and 2nd layer fake lolis even in that series, anon.
No.748014
>>747995
That just makes it easier to bully her.
Then again, I'm not sure I really want to bully her. She's already going to suffer enough as it is. I wouldn't mind hugging her and letting her sit on my knee even if she does wet herself frequently. She needs the love.
The lolis who are most fun to bully are the cute ones who never experience any suffering in their normal lives and are at risk of becoming too smug.
No.748015
>>748014
Chuuni lolis are really fun to bully.
No.748018
>>748014
I'd love a playful lively loli so that I could play pretend wrestling with her, and manhandle her while she's defenseless so I can blow her tummy.
No.748021
>>748018
>pretend wrestling
Why stop there?
Fit her bed with a full set of restraints and leave her tied up for the night so you can come in whenever you like and blow her defenseless tummy.
No.748022
>>748014
Speaking of bullying, would you steal/hide away Nanachis pants while she was bathing?
No.748026
>>748022
No. I would smell themwhile she is watching.
No.748027
>>748021
>not doing a cage fight with a loli
How do you expect them to make it in the real world if you pull your punches. You have to make sure they can fight on at least the level of an MMA fighter before sending them off to school.
No.748029
>>748027
>MMA fighter before sending them off to school.
Does anyone have the bully revenge scene from Vivid Strike?
No.748035
>>748027
Lolis shouldn't have to make it in the real world. They should be loved and protected and spend their whole lives attending school with other cute girls.
No.748039
>>748035
In animoo land, they don't have to worry about such issues, because the neighbors are good people, and the kids at school are mild-mannered as the lolis, and any truly evil bully is turned to normal after a tearful speech.
I just want a loli that plays pretend wrestling to she Yakuza Kicks me and I can Powerbomb her into the bed.
No.748042
What exactly would happen in Japan if loli was suddenly banned? How would this effect anime and do you think there would be a ton of pissed people?
>>747997
Not all of those are the same people but I get your point.
>They don't dare to see and denounce the evils they have right in their face but are more than happy to pile down on the target they know no one will defend.
Exactly this. It's just an easy target for them. It's not easy for most people to defend but it's something many can attack without opposition.
No.748048
What's with all of these crossboarding niggers derailing a thread about images of lolis by trying to bring their political and social shittery discussions up? Fuck off you stupid faggots.
No.748053
>>748039
>any truly evil bully is turned to normal after a tearful speech
Clearly someone needs to show them how to be a proper bully.
No.748058
>>748042
>What exactly would happen in Japan if loli was suddenly banned?
I don't even want to think about it, but I imagine it would be the onset of a world war and civil uprising of the Japanese military, as well as an end to life as we know it in the lolipocalypse.
No.748063
>>748050
Then they learned to love oppai loli in that same doujin.
No.748072
No.748076
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>>748063
Tiddy Flan; Tiddy Nee-chan.
No.748080
>>748042
>Japan
It was banned from some convention or something so a bunch of backers and publishers pulled out. By a bunch I mean like more than half, maybe 70% pulled out. Theres a lot of businesses that make money off otaku, lolicons included, and will push the government to not ban anything that harms their profits. Even if they cannot stop a ban, close scrutiny by their legal teams will find a way around it. Just like how uncensored lewds are illegal but its fine if theres even a tiny black bar.
>>748048
Yes as much as this is at least interesting discussion, it belongs on /loli/. However western, uncanny cg, and other crap are there too as far as I know.
No.748081
>>748080
>However western, uncanny cg, and other crap are there too as far as I know.
It has a new board owner for a while who's working on improving the board and purging certain things.
No.748087
New lolis this season:
Girls from Konohana Kitan
Possibly two from Imouto sae Ireba Ii
Any others?
Has there ever been an all loli harem manga/anime? Is my taste so shit that it exists and I havent read it?
>>748081
That sounds lovely.
No.748100
>>748076
I'd like a SoL short manga with an oppai loli and onii-chan or Papa
>she tearfully tells him her old favorite shirt doesn't fit anymore
>she needs a new bra
>she tells papa that some girls at school call her cow-chan
>her hugs are awkward because her breasts are too big and get in the way for a big hug
>local punks or salarymen oggle at her, but her friends or Papa protect her
>she wants to do cosplay but considers she'll look silly wearing something girly and childish with her breasts in the way
>sudden turns can smack and send a friend of her flying
No.748101
>>748081
The new BO of /loli/ is doing a decent job. Now it takes anon to get the board active and make good threads.
No.748110
>>748049
Its a Jewish scam
No.748117
>>747840
>>747841
>>747835
>>747854
>>747853
>>748042
Why do loli threads always have to have killjoys? Most of it is just uncertain speculation at the moment. How Japan will deal with loli stuff over the next few years is another matter.
>>747850
This guy gets it. In all honesty, I see this entirely as a business cycle. While loli stuff (and to an extent, ecchi and hentai) seems like it would be going into a relative "hibernation" soon, I don't think it or sexual stuff in general will ever go away. With the rise of borderline H-manga and light novels, underground and black market shit included, I could see a huge resurgence in due time. Hopefully people stop caring and learn to enjoy shit. Judging people based on their anime archetypes they like is pretty dumb.
Tourists generally scrape the surface of Japanese degeneracy anyway, so it largely goes ignored. But their paranoia about it could see things adapted to suit foreigners, at least for the actual year of the Olympics. It'll probably be business as usual after that, depending on how political bigwigs in Japan react and such.
No.748129
If you were a loli, what would you dress as for Halloween?
No.748130
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>>748129
How awkward would it be to dress up as my waifu?
No.748132
>>748130
There's nothing awkward about that. But I'm sure you could get an outfit in your size made.
No.748133
>>748129
Probably Waffen SS. Lolis get away with everything.
No.748135
>>748129
I'd probably be a baka so something that is cute but dumb.
No.748136
>>748129
>subjunctive
Have you forgotten?
No.748137
No.748138
No.748139
>>747500
Spank them, especially after they soil their pantsu, make them sit in time out with the soiled pantsu on their head, then bathe them, then a hug and I remind her that I will always love her.
No.748141
>>748132
An outfit that fits would be nice.
>>748133
Even if you couldn't, dressing as a not-German soldier would be good. Manga Tanya > Anime Tanya
No.748180
>>747971
>loli series
>didn't hold back
No. It's more of a shota series, if anything. Anyways, the bane of most lolicon.
No.748181
>>748087
>Girls from Konohana Kitan
There's exactly one loli in that, and she gets no sexualization, unlike a shota in last episode.
No.748191
No.748192
>>748191
Hotdog down a hallway.
No.748195
>>748129
Would just wear a smock and helmet.
>>748191
Dirt is cleaner.
No.748249
>>748191
Daily washing. Good hygiene leads to good health.
No.748266
>>748180
But a shota is the best partner for a loli!
No.748273
>>748266
That's not an old bald fat man.
No.748277
>>747995
That's my fetish tho
No.748289
>>748273
You disgust me. Please leave.
No.748293
>>748266
Absolute shit taste. Lolis are for faceless, muscular guys in their late 20s/early 30s.
No.748303
No.748304
No.748305
>>748289
Not him, but as a lolicon, I'm inclined to say bald, fat man > shota as partners for loli.
But obviously, gentlemen who keep themselves in good condition are the ideal partner.
No.748326
With winter coming on and the days steadily getting colder, don't neglect your loli or suffer the Japanese cold!
We should also discuss the optimum hugging position for maximum heat transference between loli and anon.
No.748336
>>748305
As some who actually cares for lol is, I'd take a thousand virgin shotas over a fat, disgusting, old men any day. The fat bald man archetype is known for being a disgusting and heinous individual; caring not for anyone but himself. He can't be bothered to take care of his appearance or hygiene; wallowing in his own filth as he engages in his vile degeneracy. He does not love lolis, but rather to date his own lust. He violates, rapes, and abuses poor innocent lolis. Anyone who says that they love and care for loli cannot possibly stand these vermin.
Lolis should only be paired with someone who loves and cares for them dearly. They should be able to take care of his or herself, and if they can assume the role of a guardian, for the loli as well.
No.748337
>>748336
>A thousand virgin shotas
Sounds like they'd need a thousand loving mothers to take care of them and teach them the ways of life and love. Personally of course.
No.748340
>>748336
Exactly. A shota is not the ideal partner for a loli, since he cannot bring the fatherliness that lolis should receive, but he can still provide genuine and worthy love in his own more innocent way. It also should not be ignored that the closeness of age has its benefits for the long-term fate of the relationship; in fact, though I prefer partners older than shotas, I would consider "early thirties" to be distinctly older than ideal, and instead prefer early to mid twenties.
But the fat, bald man provides neither caring, nor love, nor parental affection. The loli to him is not even a person, but a thing at the expense of which he can derive his own pleasure. He may in some cases treat her well, and in some cases he may abuse her. But even in the best of cases, this archetype acts caring only incidentally for his own interests, not out of genuine concern or desire for the loli's well-being, and the ostensible benevolence lasts only so long as it amuses him.
No.748375
>>748336
I hate fat balding old men in hentai. Shota and fit decent looking men are better partners for lolis. A shota and loli makes for an adorable hentai, a fit young man can make a loli feel safe and secure. If you don't like shota, then go for the handsome onii-chan/young papa.
No.748381
>>748340
>>748375
Nothing wrong with shota and young men. It depends on the kind of love you want to see. A shota and loli is the innocent pure type of love that is pretty cute, a lot of good hentai on that. A young man if you like lolis looking up to him and feel safe and secure, also good hentai on that. Fat old men are shit.
No.748382
>>748336
A loli definitely deserves better than a fat old man. She's better off with a shota than get traumatized by an obese old fuck. Lolis need onii-chans though.
No.748392
>all this undue hate towards fat old men
Rude. There's nothing wrong with them as long as they're nice and clean.
No.748403
>>748392
What a nice fat old man. All fat old men should strive to be like him (less fat though).
No.748411
>>748382
Studies show there is nothing lolis love more than the smell of unwashed middle age dick.
No.748421
Playful and innocent> shy and innocent> Assertive and sultry
How would you personally rank these three? Mind you, I don't hate lewd girls, in fact I very much love them, but a ray of sunshine that jumps on onii-chan's lap and she feels something weird poking her crotch is something I really love. Even moreso if she becomes sexually active but with that playful yet slightly shy attitude.
No.748430
>>748411
Are you a fat old man?
No.748431
>>748421
I think you got the order right. The best lolis are the girls who are adventurous and maybe a little bit mischievous but none the less innocent.
Shy lolis are a very close runner up, especially if they act a bit immature and needy.
Lolis acting sexual doesn't really do anything for me.
No.748432
>>748411
Sorry you obese middle aged man, but lolis belong to loving big brothers.
No.748433
>>748421
I don't like them to be sexually aggressive, but I do prefer them to have at least some understanding of what sex is. You can be innocent while still not being completely oblivious, and the decision to do lewd things with you is only really meaningful if they have some understanding of what lewd things are.
No.748440
>>748430
No I'm a little girl, aren't you?
No.748445
>>748423
Spoilering your request to be spoonfed does nothing to keep your post from being reported and you banned, faggot.
No.748453
>>748433
>wanting to lewd your lolis
Wouldn't you rather bully them?
No.748455
>>748453
I want to lewdly bully them.
No.748458
>>748421
> Assertive and sultry
Better than all others. Assertive lolis, confident lolis and lolidom are a rare delicious fruit.
No.748469
How much and how often do you bully your loli? Is it wrong that I want to non consensual hug, cuddle, hand hold, and head pat them?
No.748476
>This girl shows up, smacks your daughteru's ass, and points you toward her time machine set for the Tokyo Metropolitan Assembly's general affairs committee's office on 13 December 2010 while handing you a gun.
What do
No.748479
>>748476
Hozuki is far more attractive than anyone gave her credit for.
No.748480
>>748476
I don't know my target, but why not just use the time machine to send the gun, or even a rock, to the exact time and location where the target's head will be? Like a telefrag, but through both space and time. Chronofrag?
No.748481
>>748469
I would not bully harder than teasing like an onii-chan.
Would you tickle too?
No.748483
>>748480
>I don't know my target
Everyone in that room.
No.748487
>>748483
It wouldn't be fun to make your past-self into a criminal by walking out and showing your face. Send a good strong explosive with lots of sharp metal and corrosive liquid on a timer with 2 seconds left.
No.748492
>>748469
>How much and how often do you bully your loli?
Just a little bit more than she wants me to. If she isn't comfortable with any bullying, start off with some gentle teasing and non-consensual headpats. Once she's starting to enjoy that, step it up a notch and start ambushing her and tickling her until she says embarrassing things.
Ideally she already has a fetish for being teased and bullied, in which case you can start with more severe embarrassment, teasing, and punishments. Don't forget to cuddle her and tell her she's a good girl afterwards of course.
No.748498
>>748476
Ask if we can make a pit stop at a certain similar room in December 1913
No.748500
>>748498
Something tells me we're gonna have a lot of stops to make.
No.748508
>>748500
This is why you joined the loli time squad, soldier.
No.748510
>>748117
Yeah, it's levels of gloom and doom I normally only see in /m/ threads. It helps to remember that there is a larger libertarian lobby opposed to crackdowns on expression now then in the past, when such content, in the face of domestic backlash, faced arguably greater existential threats.
I've said this for years, but there was never a closer more potentially history changing moment than right after the Otaku murders. That was a time where you had public scrutiny and no lobby or civil rights groups willing to go to bat for you.
No.748511
>>747590
Also the armored division of the army, thankfully, to the best of my knowledge, they haven't infiltrated the rest.
No.748522
>>748508
What's the protocol on lolis going back to play or "play" with their younger selves?
No.748545
Would you raise your loli to be a Mahoe shoujou?
No.748556
>>748522
Personal use of time travel resources is not allowed. It's also a waste to play with yourself when you should be playing with your squad lolis instead to develop team cohesion. Or you could be playing with other lolis to recruit them. A loli squad has to take its training and mission seriously or it will be defeated by the forces of evil.
No.748592
>>747875
Same reason the elevens have no problem filling anime with funz, it's just not a thing to be treated seriously in their society so there's no reason to care about it not being treated seriously in media. Entertainment is escapism, it's not for simulating the daily dramas the audience faces on a daily basis.
No.748599
>>747888
Brazil is totally off place in that picture (we don't even speak Spanish). Also the UN is up our ass all the time.
No.748601
>>748599
Was it like that around late 2015 though? Because the image is a bit old.
No.748607
>>748601
It's been like that for decades. The stuff in the picture also never happened, ever. Nobody fucks with unions here (for the wrong reasons, though).
No.748618
>COMIC ExE 09
>cute loli yuri out of nowhere
Those "anything goes" magazines have sweet surprises sometimes, as long you are brave enough to swin through the sea of randomness.
No.748642
>>747500
Does anyone has the "pirate" version of this image?
No.748857
>>748476
Those images make me wish for a series where a qt loli teaches MC the ins and outs of fixing cars each week.
No.748867
No.748924
>>748794
>side tie pantsu
I swear there is no pantsu more slutty and whorish than this.
No.748926
>>748924
Honestly looks more like the lower half of a bathing suit.
No.748927
You do unspeakable things.
No.748931
What do you feed your loli?
No.748933
No.748934
>>748931
Nice home-cooked meals, with something special on Fridays. Pizza or something.
No.748935
>>748931
Sugar, spice and everything nice.
No.748938
>>748934
What did you feed her tonight then anon?
>>748935
>everything nice.
Such as?
No.748939
>>748938
>Such as?
Things she likes.
No.748950
>>748931
Definitely not pizza, loli hate pizza.
No.748955
You pat them on the head and give them sweets
No.748960
>no loli mounted in your commander position
No.749029
No.749240
>>748931
A healthy protein-rich diet.
No.749489
>>748072
Honestly, I want more.
>>749240
Semen barely even gives any protein. It's mostly zinc. 4oz of semen would be as much as 1 egg white.
No.749570
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No.749626
>>749489
Not my fault semen has become synonymous with protein-shakes. Also, I sort of knew that already, as eggs and coffee make me cum more.
No.749669
>>747954
Many Canadians far from densely populated areas (read: farmers, poor people and injuns) aren't hooked into a public water system and have to rely on pipes. Often these can freeze in the winter (especially up north) leaving people in an otherwise 1 world country without drinking water for months or longer.
No.749682
>>749669
>public water system and have to rely on pipes
And the public water system doesn't use pipes or what?
No.749714
>>748931
When we are at home, home cooked meals maybe some take-out on special days or holidays. When we are out in the field on missions or training, MREs and whatever we can hunt.
there isn't nearly enough of lolis in military gear
No.749722
>>747752
But if you do a 360 you'll be facing the same way,
No.749732
>>749669
Apparently the government there figured it would like and see what would happen when the government aid were cut off to the last group you listed and they managed to completely fuck everything up in less time than it takes a fatfuck to inhale a can of mountain dew.
No.749739
>>749722
>not moonwalking away
No.749740
>>749682
I'm guessing the difference is that public water pipes are typically buried deep enough to prevent freezing.
>>749722
You shouldn't leave your lolis on their own while they are being washed. They might drown or make a huge mess in the bathroom.
No.749742
>>749732
They do that even when the aid doesn't get cut off. There's one community in particular that was often in the news a few years ago complaining they couldn't afford better housing than uninsulated shacks. They were getting something like $5 million per resident per year in government aid, and the chief owned a BMW despite the town only being accessible by air.
No.749746
>>749722
Bathing with your loli is the best.
No.749758
>>748857
>Slew of anime geared up to teach fat lolicons the ins and outs of /fit/, /o/, and /out/
>Japan is fixed overnight
No.749764
>>749746
I'd sekinin her totte kudasai.
No.749780
>>748430
Everyone here is a fat old man on the inside and will be one on the outside soon enough. However, you all have shit taste. The ideal partner is a muscular older man who loves girls the way they are meant to. Shota is shit-tier, though.
https://exhentai.org/g/968223/3762bf36dc/
No.749829
>>749780
I honestly don't care about the male body type at all, I don't even care if it's male, yuri can be just so cute, like with Itou Hachi's works. The most important thing for me is that the character truly loves his loli. Then I can actually relate and even "self-insert".
Not trying to moralfag, of course. I still fap to rape and all sometimes, but sex without love it's bottom tier for me.
No.749853
>>749746
Aways keep your loli clean.
No.749938
>>749853
But I like stinky lolis. They're fun to bully!
No.749974
>>749938
Why not just let them get dirty, bully them, clean them, and start the cycle over again?
No.749980
>>749938
Lolis will get themselves dirty no matter how hard you try. Like >>749974 says, allow the natural cycle. You wouldn't want to miss out on smelling them after their bath would you?
No.749983
>>749980
I want to smell them in the bath.
No.749987
>>749983
I want to smell the bath after a loli gets in.
No.749994
>>749987
Would you drink the bath water?
No.750027
>>750021
At least have the decency to spoiler such a cancerous image mane
No.750292
Cleanliness is next to loliness
No.750326
No.750738
The sad thing is, they have invented yet another loli-only kind of censorship: blurring the nipples into a mass of nothingness, while the older girl's nipples are properly drawn.
Lolis died just a little bit more.
No.750779
>>750738
Anon, child loli nipples are extremely tiny. That image is more accurate than your usual loli manga.
No.750838
No.750910
>>750838
I'd proceed with our discussion, but the moment I started googling for proof, I decided it was better to stop.
No.751562
>>749722
>>749746
>>749853
>>750292
I love this, lolis taking baths is too cute.
No.752055
>>751562
>tfw no loli imouto to wash the back of and introduce to a nice new shampoo
No.752224
My loli did something bad. What should I do?
No.752229
>>752224
What did she do? Have her apologize and make amends, if she made a mess, for example, have her clean it up and say sorry, or if she broke something expensive, have her do odd jobs to pay it off, like delivering newspapers, if that kind of stuff isn't available in your area then offer her a little money to do extra chores, like washing the dishes or cleaning a floor, once she makes amends and apologizes then praise her! this will instill a work ethic and desire to improve within her, good luck anon!
No.752251
>>752224
Lewd, non consensual spankings and no sweats for a week. Bully her extra hard until she learns her lesson. Then give her a hug and remind her that you will always love her.
No.752700
>>752224
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