No.741743
Not exactly pushuuu~ but close enough.
Drink recipes included.
No.741745
She's looking at me with lewd eyes, what does she means by that?
No.741747
I hope they don't include too much lewd into this. I'd prefer her to just be a cute drunk.
No.741752
not enough pushuuu~
too much marriage propaganda
No.741757
>>741752
I would marry the alocholic.
No.741760
>>741752
inb4 he's a drunk enabler.
Can this thread be an impromptu booze thread? What do you like?
I'm a beer/vodka/tequila guy, though I'd like to taste these fancy cocktails. Gouden Carolus, Zubrowka and Corralejo are one of my favorite beer, vodka and tequila.
Calimocho is weird at first (red wine, Coca Cola and ice), but becomes quite pleasant. There's also summer wine, which you use Sprite instead of Coke.
No.741776
>>741760
Most of the time when I drink, it's wine, but I just like sweet or bitter drinks. And drink pretty much anything when offered.
No.741787
I want to be stay-at-home husband for a cute alcoholic OL!
No.741798
>tfw no cute alcoholic wife to mix drinks for
No.741808
>>741760
I like vodka and whiskey, but I'll drink anything. Am I the only one who likes cheap vodka? There's something about the rough taste and harsh burn that just draws me in.
No.741814
This show seems pretty cute, I'll give it that. I was expecting something else though - a more serious show. I'm pretty sure it's just going to be wife getting drunk on weekly cocktail special and doing cute drunk things. That could be cool too though, right? I'll wait out the first three episodes for sure.
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No.741817
>>741787
As long as she's a big titted blue eyed blonde, sure.
No.741821
>>741787
>having a wife who gets lovey-dovey when drunk
>letting her be an OL
She's going to be spit-roasted every time her boss drags her out for mandatory post-work drinks.
Then again, maybe that's why her husband is working so hard to be a master bartender - gotta train her to hold her drink.
No.741823
>>741821
If the kouhai managed to get out of the boss's invitation so casually it's probably a sign that her company isn't that black. He's probably afraid of getting accused of the ol' sekuhara.
No.741893
>>741752
>that calm soothing voice
>kuudere
>alcoholic
I want to get drunk with her and cuddle ALL NIGHT.
Why is nip marriage propaganda so effective?
>>741760
>>741808
I also really like cheap vodka. I'm a vodka/whiskey guy. My favorite drink is caipirinha.
I also have this autistic thing I do where I fill one cup with something alcoholic, usually vodka, and the other with something non-alcoholic, like energetic, soda or juice, then drink them both alternately.
No.741898
>>741893
That isn't autistic, you're just drinking cocktails in a separate manner, like drinking Jaegermeister and energy drink instead of mixing a Jaeger Bomb.
The cocktail I do love from time to time is a vodka & tonic, especially if I don't want to get drunk.
No.741906
>>741898
I don't mean autistic as in wrong, I meant autistic as in "I'm literally the only one I've ever seen doing this".
>vodka & tonic
Yeah, that pretty good.
No.741908
>>741752
>>741798
>horriblesubs
I'm sorry I must be on the wrong site. Looks like I've mistaken 4chan for 8ch.
No.741915
>>741908
What subgroup do you recommend?
No.741922
>you'll never have a cute 2D OL wife
YAMERO!
No.741924
>>741760
Drinking thread? Kampai Sempai!
Beer, Tequila, and strange combinations-usually with the latter. If you have to cut or chase tequila, go with anything citrus, including orange potables. Never fails.
I enjoy chasing shots with orange Ramune at times. This show is made for that.
No.741927
>>741922
More like sasuga.
No.741937
>>741924
Never ever drink Charro Negro (tequila with Coca Cola), I found it nasty, the Coke blocks the tequila flavor, but you cannot enjoy the Coke flavor either. Or try it anyway, maybe you'll like it. Grapefruit soda with tequila is kinda refreshing.
No.741956
>>741760
Scotch, spiced rum (with or without Coke), stout beer and cider are staples for me. Also love me some absinthe when I can afford it.
Amaretto sours are easily my favourite cocktail, to the point that I have to order at least two at a time because I drink them so damn eagerly.
No.741958
>>741760
Dark spiced rum and ginger beer, if not really strong beer or vodka/moonshine that had been in bathtub at one point.
No.742046
>>741937
You hit the nail on the head, anon-kun. For a refreshing, hot summer drink, i've enjoyed Tequila and Grapefruit juice for ages. The way vodka & grapefruit is a "greyhound", tthe tequila version is called the "chihuahua". Only less fuzzy.
About the only thing cola mixes with is rum or whiskey/bourbon/blends.
The latest concoction I came up with this year is what I call the "Tequila Eclipse". 3/4 shot of tequila, 1/4 shot of Citronage (triple sec works too), and then drizzle in some Grand Marnier on the top. It will pervade the rest of the shot, making for a nice, smooth drink-that goes well with /a/-viewing.
t. former bartender (pic not related, but someting i'm looking forward to the return of this weekend)
No.742136
If you ever get the chance, I'd recommend trying brandy with Pommac, a fruit soft drink aged in oak barrels. Quite a refreshing drink on a summer day
No.742150
Any one who doesn't drink their alcohol straight is a fucking pussy.
No.742198
All of you fucking assholes swarming in here with your booze-talk and not one fucking mention of sake. Take rule 0 and apply it in real life; If you aren't spending most of your drinking money on that fine nihonshu, you're fucking up.
Vodka, gin, scotch and whiskey are also acceptable. Biru and red wine as well.
>>741924
>kampai
It's kanpai, you fucking nigger.
>>742150
You are correct.
Although I have nothing against some quality cocktails, just against people who chase their drinks; It's disgusting.
No.742201
>>742150
What about people who drink alcohol never?
No.742209
I pretty much just drink apple cider.
No.742216
>>742201
That is much more respectable than someone who chases their liquor.
No.742302
>>742198
Nothing but the most commercial sake here, sadly, and I'd like to know a guide to good sake even if I have to import it. I know people who know their vodka/whiskey and there's a big variety anyway, but not sake.
No.742319
>>742302
Tatenokawa Junmai Daiginjo is one I can recommend.
No.743212
>>742209
Same, especially local stuff. I also go for some Kopparberg too, it's like alcoholic Calpol I love it
No.743354
>vodka
I recommend krupnik. Top tier slav drink.
No.743480
>>742209
I stocked up on apple cider for turkey day weekend. Best stuff to drink in the fall after a day at work.
No.743520
>>742150
I feel sad for people who can't stand the taste of straight alcohol. The burn and the bitterness is the appeal of it, and any other flavor or smoothness you get from the alcohol is only a benefit.
>>742198
Good sake is expensive. I'd love to have some fine plum sake again, but it's not sold anywhere in my area.
No.743521
>>742150
I feel sad for people who can't stand the taste of straight alcohol. The burn and the bitterness is the appeal of it, and any other flavor or smoothness you get from the alcohol is only a benefit.
>>742198
Good sake is expensive. I'd love to have some fine plum sake again, but it's not sold anywhere in my area.
No.743592
>>743354
>krupnik
I keep trying to make it, but I keep fucking up.
Last time everything was going well and I was going to put a bit of pepper to top it off. The lid fucking broke and it tasted like water and pepper in the end.
No.743669
Since this has become an impromptu alcohol thread, what is your favorite type of beer, anons? *Irish red ale is superior.*
No.743698
>>743669
Mostly stouts, but anything is fine as long as the flavor is good.
My most recent one I really liked was a Hungarian one called Péczi, tasted like coffee. Polish beer is also very good, and I've been wanting to try out milk stouts, I'm curious if there's anything resembling a milk flavor.
No.743872
>>741760
Pretty much anything with alcohol content. I drink different things at different occasions.
I'm currently drinking a Malbec, prefer red to white and the more bold and chocolatey ones like Shiraz and the aforementioned Malbec. Obviously if I was at a restaurant I would pair the win with the meal.
Also like a standard beer, I don't think you can be considered a man if you don't, currently into IPA's as well in the beer side of things.
On the Spirits side I love a good Gin in a G'n'T, Vodka obviously, as it doesn't really taste of anything, as well as rum.
I want to get into whiskey too but I don't really know where to start. I dont want to sink a decent amount of money into a "good bottle" of scotch or burbon and then not enjoy it, but i don't think that you can get "good" whiskey without paying a load.
Also know a few good cocktails after having worked in a bar over the summer.
If you couldn't tell I like alcohol
No.743874
>>743669
IPA or a Pilzner depending on the mood.
Obviously can't go wrong with a lager if you end up at a shitty pub.
No.743972
>>743669
I really like dark, strong and rich stouts and porters, KBS is pretty fucking good shit. Barleywines are nise too, this Finnish microbreweru called Hiisi brews this dope barleywine callend Louhi, it was dark af and sweet.
Lately I've also learned to love some hoppy pilsner and bitters.
No.744021
I started reading Bartender recently, I work part time as a bartender and it made me really depressed that I'll never be as cool as the MC. As far as alcohol goes, I drink just about everything I can find, mostly cocktails though. Recently I've been having a lot of Sidecars and Manhattan variations, but what I really want is to find some place to get Shochu. Any anons here have experience with it? I've always wanted to try it but never encountered it.
No.744675
>>744443
I want a drunkard OL to lay in my lap while I caress her head.
No.744721
>>744443
Drunk-san is cute!
No.744726
There's a place here where they sell ice cream with liquor, it's pretty cool. I had an chocolate ice cream that had cocoa liqueur and vodka, you do feel a slight buzz after eating it. There's also beer sorbet, makes me curious.
>>744443
Is it like a mimosa but with sake instead?
No.745209
>>743669
I've only ever drank alcohol once in my life and it was a Budweiser.
No.745217
>>745206
"Sempai" and "senpai" are both fine. I've never heard anyone get autistic about such a trifling difference.
No.745299
>>743669
Not a big fan of beer, but I do enjoy a good dark ale. I saw someone recommend Hobgoblin elsewhere some time ago and it quickly became my favorite ale.
No.745416
>>745217
>both fine
>trifling difference
Either learn some basic Nip or keep your whore mouth shut.
No.745424
>>745206
>>745416
In speaking, ん turns into a "m" sound when before a "p" or a "b" sound. You don't romanize はas "ha" when it's a particle, do you? Romanization is done based on how the words sound, not how they're written.
No.745472
>>744726
>ice cream and liqueur
Anon, if you even go back there, ask them for coconut ice cream and kahlua coffee liqueur.
No.745503
Oh god, i need more of this, its way too short
No.745530
>>745424
>Romanization is done based on how the words sound, not how they're written.
Not so. That depends entirely on the method of romanization, whether it is done by transliteration or transcription. It should go without saying that Nihon/Kunrei-shiki is what each and every educated /a/non should be using since
>it is used by native Japanese to romanize their own language
>can easily be reversed into kana with 100% accuracy
>it provides a correct foundation for those studying the language
All it requires is a basic understanding of proper pronunciation, which everyone one on 8/a/ god damn better have.
Oh, and also, "Kunrei-shiki has associations with Japanese militarism." All because the occupying US forces declared the dumbed-down Hepburn method to be the official romanization and if you didn't like it you were an evil nazi.
So let's see if Hepburn-shiki is for you:
<made for bakka-ass white piggu
<grammatically incorrect
<might as well hold a big sign over your head saying you love cocks
No.745533
>>745530
>Kunrei-shiki
>ち into ti
>つ into tu
>し into si
>thinking it's any good just because the nips use it when the nips don't know or care about romanization
Also a lot of nice non-arguments and aggressive ad-hominems make me think you don't actually know much of anything and are just trying to look cool by pretending you do.
No.745561
>>745533
Disregard everything I said, I am actually retarded and completely don't know what I am talking about. Suffering from some extreme confusion there.
>じ into zi
Better brush up on my schoolwork.
No.745566
>>745533
Explain to me this one thing though: Why is sensei written as such and not something like sensē if
>Romanization is done based on how the words sound, not how they're written.
No.745573
>>745566
From my understanding it technically is sensei, it's just that everyone says sensē when they're talking. I could be wrong about that though.
No.745730
>>744443
I warmed up to her at the end, but I think she needs the contrast of her professional personality or she comes across as an adult Umaru.
Wait, that's exactly what she is.
No.745735
I don't like the fact that she downs the entire glass in one go and doesn't even flinch.
No.745850
>>745730
ONII-CHAN, SAKE KATTE KITE
No.747718
>princess carrying your OL waifu out of her workplace as her coworkers watch
Nice.
>>747515
Placebo is weird.
No.747754
>>747515
They set up those scenes perfectly for a pushuu~ but the pushuu~ never comes.
No.747823
>>747754
Only Wakako can do the pushuu~
It'll be adorable if there's a crossover and they're drinking and eating together, and Wakako has the same artstyle as always.
No.747966
This scene was heart-warming.
No.748333
>>747718
>placebo
That's not quite what we're witnessing here.
She is using alcohol as an excuse to drop the professional act and be herself. It's not that alcohol makes her act weird as she claimed in the first episode. It's more that she is "weird" to start with, but only allows herself to behave that way when she can blame the alcohol for it in case anybody thinks badly of her.
It seems to me that her drunk personality is her real personality, but she has been conditioned by society to believe that such a personality is unacceptable and that she must behave like a professional at all times - even in front of her husband. Unless she can claim to be drunk.
This is very similar to those sorts of people who become assholes after two drinks and then later blame the alcohol. The main difference is that she becomes cuter when drunk, so it's okay.
With this in mind it's entirely possible that she's not actually been drunk once so far. She just had some alcohol, and with that done finally done felt comfortable being herself.
She'd do better learning that she can be herself around her husband without alcohol, though. She should learn to relax without a crutch that slowly damages her liver.
No.748341
>>748333
>With this in mind it's entirely possible that she's not actually been drunk once so far.
This makes sense, in the first episode she gets "drunk" after only drinking half a cocktail.
No.748346
>>748341
She is Japanese, though. I suppose it depends how strong her drinks were but it doesn't take much for a nip to get smashed.
No.748397
>>748341
>>748333
My wageslave brother terms it as white girl wasted. Where a girl has half of a light beer and starts acting shit faced. It's actually a rather common phenomenon from what I am told.
No.748415
>>748397
I recall noticing this a lot when I was younger and actually went to - ughh - parties. Some people can't handle their booze, or are desperate to maintain control, and so they try to fake it. They even fool themselves half the time, I came to realize.
>>748346
I think Nips are heavier drinkers than they get credited for. And I'm not actually sure why, since drinking is pretty fucking heavily embedded in their culture. I've heard plenty of stories of gaijin not being able to keep up with "the boys" during social gatherings.
No.750072
>>748341
And if she were a heavy drinker, wouldn't a bottle of vodka be the bare minimum for intoxication?
No.750075
Look at this fucking face. Just look at it!
This is the kind of face that says "Thank you for making delicious nip curry in the middle of the night , a spritz and telling me how cute I am. Please ruin me in bed."
No.750078
How did that fucker not put a baby or two in her yet?
No.750080
>>750078
Herbivore male self insert character?
No.750082
>>750078
Because she'd still drink while pregnant. I don't think he wants a bunch of retard babies with fetal alcohol syndrome.
No.750130
>>750082
He could give her pineapple juice for 9 months
No.750163
>>750130
I wouldn't be surprised if the niplets still managed to suffer from placeboFAS.
No.750205
>>750163
I'm not sure you would even notice the smooth philtrum with how flat their pancake faces are if they did.
No.750207
>>750192
How does Japanese curry taste anyway? By the consistency it reminds me of Mexican mole but I'm always curious about the flavor.
No.750213
>>750207
It's nothing special. It's slightly thicker than gravy when it comes to consistency and tastes like a spicy stew with curry in it.
If you have any azn stores in your town they probably have the bouillon cubes nips use to make it.
No.750228
>>750192
>cheese and cabbage
No.750249
D R A N K
This is just drunk adult umaru.
No.750251
>>750249
Umaru doesn't have such a fat ass though.
No.750254
No.750277
>>750213
>nothing special
You take that back. Japanese curry is absolutely excellent.
>>750207
You should try it sometime, Anon. It's really easy to make. Do make sure you buy the hot stuff though.
No.750285
>>750277
It really is. Although I prefer the OG indian shit because it's got the spice if you know what I mean.
But some Jap curry with perfect nip rice and some tonkatsu is something to behold.
No.750287
>>750277
I'd say he's right in that it isn't "special" but it is satisfying as fuck, like eating a really good stew/casserole. It also a lot different from other curries, but having a big ass bowl of it on a winters night is the fucking tits.
No.752475
>>752474
>that office
This bitch is obsessed with lemons.
No.752520
>>752474
>that recipe
>thick sugary goop quenching anything but your arteries
Is this a Misery type of deal?
No.753020
>>752520
Bananas are actually pretty salty ion wise. It's good for fatigue.
No.753292
Am I the only one who thinks girls generally look less attractive when they're drunk?
No.753335
>>753292
3DPD, yes.
2D however becomes more lovable.
No.753351
>>752475
Not only that. The cocktails featured so far contains some form of citrus.
No.755451
Has she met her (drunken) match?
No.755455
>>755451
I want to see them drunk together.
No.755476
>>755455
I'm not sure my heart could take it.
No.757081
>>742136
>Pommac
Just looked it up and it looks like it's really hard to get in the states? I've never seen it in stores. What does it taste like, I'm a fan of mixing brandy into my tea so I'm curious about this.
No.757970
If HS can be a subgroup just for ripping others' content, then so can I
No.757972
>>757970
Grade A reaction pic material.
No.757977
This show is getting more aggravating with each episode. I hate them both; her for being a dumb boozed-up bitch and him for being a bitch enabling doormat.
No.757980
>>757977
>hates drunks and weak males
>picks up a show about an alcoholic OL and her enabling househusband
>seven episodes in and he hasn't dropped it yet
Do you hate yourself or do you just enjoy being angry?
No.757981
No.757984
Do not be tempted to try Irish coffee. I like coffee, I like Irish whiskey. But when you warm up 80 proof liquor it smells and tastes like turpentine.
No.757996
>>757970
Can't this girl drink anything normally? I figured that since it's coffee there's no way she could chug it, but she still managed to down it like a light beer. Why can't this weirdo just enjoy the drink for once?
No.757999
>>757984
So it's like drinking 151 straight?
>>757996
Chugging is a very asian thing. It's like how even if the chinks have really bad alcohol tolerance due to their faulty alcohol dehydrogenase gene, they're brought up to chug down rice liquor like it's water.
No.758011
>>757999
Have you ever had sake? Shit might as well be water. They chug cause it's chuggable.
No.758017
>>758011
I had both sake and chink rice liquor. Chink rice liquor is nothing like sake. It's more like someone mixed whiskey's fiery taste and souju.
No.758022
>>758011
Ever had real sake or shochu in Japan? Especially the unfiltered sakes? Note that the sake Japan exports or the sake California makes are watered-down flavorless tripe anyways.
Because sake in Japan, of all types, has a very definite smooth flavor that changes depending on temperature, accompaniment, and preparation types. It also hits you like a fucking bomb even if the ABV is low compared to liquors. No hangovers though, which is nice.
No.758122
>>757977
>>757981
That makes me happy. I love the suffering of no-drop faggots.
No.758651
>>757970
>that womanly killer figure
>wife is boozed up pretty much every night
>they still don´t have any children
No.758655
>>758651
The husband is a herbivore. He might be man enough to headpat and cuddle but I don't think he's prepared to take the next step.
No.758657
>>758651
>>758655
He has a wife that works as a mid level office worker who is completely wrapped around his finger and loves him unconditionally. All he has to do is give her a drink at the end of the day (it doesn't even have to be alcoholic) and she'll swoon all over him and worship at his feet like he's a god. He's living life on easy street, throwing kids into the mix will just muddy the waters and ruin a good thing. Since their relationship seems to revolve around alcohol if she's pregnant she can't drink and if she's not drunk at the end of the day she can start thinking and if she starts thinking it might not bode well for the husband.
No.758670
>>758657
Well this took a turn for the depressing really fast
No.758672
>>758657
Also, she can't earn money for him if she is pregnant.
No.759426
>>758657
He could just give her fruit juice for 8 months.
No.760659
>>743669
IPA's are top tier but everyone around me is a fucking faggot and thinks its too bitter
No.760660
>>745730
All severely drunk people are adult umarus
No.760663
>>750207
If you're a /ck/fag and make your own masala its pretty good. The fast food stuff is basically just that: fast food so don't expect miracles
No.760665
>>758657
Don't apply your 3D logic to my 2D
No.761071
>>758657
> throwing kids into the mix will just muddy the waters
You have no idea of what you're talking about. A strong paternal figure is exactly what women want.
No.763550
Turns out 720p fits the limit too
No.763599
>stay at home effeminate husband
>bust alcoholic wife that goes out while husband stays at home
>more of a man than her low voice husband
Pretty coincidence, isn't it?
No.763605
>>763599
>alcoholic wife
She doesn't drink for shit, one or two cocktails, half of which aren't even alcoholic. But yes, it's been established that the husband is no pussy destroyer.
No.763615
>>763607
That wasn't the message at all, the message was that you shouldn't discriminate based on fetishes. Except for cucks.
No.763901
>>763599
nu-femmes want to convince everyne else and themselves that they want a kind beta male to stay by their side. But even them will sometimes let it slip that they really want someone to take care of them, ergo the episode when drunk waifu twosts her ankle and her husband comes over to carry her on his arms, leaving the rest of the staff wet in their panties.
Listen to what Jordan Peterson said:
>women want dangerous civilised men, preferably someone that they get to help civilize
No.765538
>>763550
>hugging your wife is embarrassing
Oh Nippon.
No.765540
>>765538
Even when I used to hug my gal, we'd rarely hug for more than 5-10 seconds unless we were cuddling. It's not that it's embarrassing, just that it's unexpected.
No.765566
No.766483
>>766481
>calls it fake beer
>drink contains 50% beer
No.766514
This episode was infuriatingly good
No.766543
>>766481
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE ADULT UMARU
No.766544
>>766483
Ignoring the fact she still chugged it like a shitty sorority girl, could there even have been enough alcohol to get her drunk at that point?
No.766554
>Tamura yukari plays realistic wifey in I cant understand what my husband is saying
>Kitamura eri in this
>Both aren't as active as they used to be
Are they signalling that they want to settle down?
No.766563
>>766544
Anime girls are notorious lightweights.
No.766650
>>766544
She got drunk from a non-alcoholic drink, so she's the lightest of weights.
No.766916
>>766514
I've been drinking Brandy Zoom's all week (episode 9). It's a good drink.
No.767033
>>766483
Beer already contains a pathetic amount of alcohol. 50/50 with ginger ale, it might as well not be beer.
No.769038
She is cute no matter how long her hair is.
No.769057
I thought we were getting another fucking character development haircut
No.769310
>Epilogue
>They decide to get a baby
>Wife could not keep her alcoholic tendencies at bay
>Baby gets fetal alcohol syndrome
>Divorce
>She spends the rest of her days drinking beer with sake in it.
No.769850
>>760638
>whordiot can't prepare a solid meal
No wonder she stays with that herbivore.
No.769883
>>769850
If you bartend, you generally learn how to cure what you've harmed. That includes being able to cook.
t. former bartender, and current pescatarian. The latter word being terribly pretentious, but accurate, given current definition.
No.770121
>>769883
>pescatarian
>a person who does not eat meat but does eat fish.
For what purpose?
No.770418
>>770121
Some people can get allergic reaction to a red meat, but white meat, fish, or other such stuff harmless to them, for reason such as this, I guess it's only fair person won't eat meat, not me though, I love red meat.
No.770450
>>770121
I guess it's easier to say that than "I'm a faggot vegetarian that eats white meat".
No.770796
>>746655
God I literally burst out laughing at that and I usually like umaru
No.771119
>>743874
>>760659
I've been wanting to try those IPAs out buut there's so many of them I don't know where to start.
Also has anyone tried the Hard Sodas? The bran I recommend is the 'Not Your Father's' X Soda as it has a kick and Possibly 'The Best Damn Soda' or 'Coney Island' Brews.
>>766544
Dude a fucking feather can hold their drink more than her.
No.771162
>>771108
>he caused her addiction in the first place
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
No.771297
>>771162
Almost as if he liked her at the first sight and decided to play the long game.
No.771299
>>771108
>getting a cute OL addicted to alcohol so you can get her to marry you for you sick mixology skills
What a mastermind.
No.772506
I cannot find rule 34 of this.
No.774174
This was a pretty nice and comfy show.
I can't wait for the second season of this and Wakako-zake. >Cries in alcoholic stupor.jpg
No.774182
This really didn't want to fit into 16MB
No.776055
>>774182
>you will never be drunk on love
ウイスキーをのみたいです