No.78
The only way to make a BIBLE useful is to SAVE LOTS & LOTS of money on TOILET PAPER, Based on my FUCKING GODDAMN SHITTY CHURCHEE RELATIVES, every year giving me A FREE BIBLE, (What am I supposed to do with this??) OH, I'm running Low on TOILET PAPER, OH look,, A CLEAN BIBLE!!!!!
•use it for masturbation/wiping CUM
•taint
•WIPE MY ASS 2002 TIMES
•Wipe my Cum on the floor on a SUNDAY MORNING
•Double Wipe my ASS for itichiness
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