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File: 751684024633ec2⋯.gif (482.79 KB,245x184,245:184,d738a70989e7ffde66d54f49cb….gif)

 No.3962

Give me reasons to not kill myself

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 No.3964

Give them yourself faggot

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 No.3992

>>3962

Because you don't have the balls to do it.

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 No.3994

File: d751f588ed322ae⋯.jpg (558.98 KB,1920x1574,960:787,rabbit230.jpg)

>>3962

Suicide is very bad karma

worst than kill other person

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 No.3998

File: 12d0465b64a2e3e⋯.jpg (27.56 KB,381x750,127:250,DXhUFeLWkAAtgLZ.jpg)

>>3962

you have a penis

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 No.4009

>>3998

i wish i was a cute little girl with a tight little vagina. having a penis is overrated. being a cute little girl and doing cute things is superior to having a penis and bashing heads in

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 No.4025

File: c23fa9d28bd3c2d⋯.png (98.41 KB,275x183,275:183,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4009

And I wish I was a hermaphrodite with four arms, six eyes, six breasts and thirty tentacles lined with sensitive mucus coated cilia. Bottom line. It's not going to happen.

Enjoy the body you have.

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 No.4031

File: efeb2dcb94c6b7c⋯.png (330.33 KB,500x275,20:11,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4025

You're telling me I won't bee a loli? Haha god it's just so obvious how much you hate yourself eh. You're probably 14/15 right? Think you understand the world around you. Think your opinions are the real truth. Your future is written in everything that you write. And you probably think you're so complicated and unique. I can read you like a children's 5 page book. You're a nothing. And I wish anything I could say would change that, but frankly you're just one of the students that needs to fill the ranks at Mcdonalds. It's a hard truth but you need to swallow it quickly. You are not a creator, you are a destroyer. Someone that puts down everyone around themselves until they form a hole where there's only room for you. You lonely, sad fucking pit of pathetic. You will never be anything in this life. You will get up every day wanting to change yourself and be better today. But you'll never escape who you are. A nobody. So enjoy your life, enjoy putting people down, enjoy never amounting to anything. At least I'm doing something with my life, no matter how small you think that is. If doing this kind of shit online is what gets you to sleep at night, then go ahead. But never forget that you will live this life alone, depressed, and believing you are something more than you are. But it's just the opposite. You're a zero.

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 No.4033

File: 612bd949bc24e65⋯.png (658.74 KB,1105x1080,221:216,WmtimtnTjhV3AEWnmTijg3U1ah….png)

>>4025

It's like you're not a real anon. Just this big black cock of negativity that can only put down anons around you. I've been up and down your CIA file. You're a cancer of a person. You have no original thoughts. You just regurgitate the shitty negative opinions that have shaped your personality. Your teenage angst is painted onto your every post so obviously. And I love how any form of opinion that differs from yours is a threat to you. We have a word for that, it's called a cope poster. Your anti-intellectual stance on everything you comment on is a reflection of your own personality, anti-intellectual. A cope poster. You have brought nothing to the conversation except for your coping, your lack of acceptance, your arrogant coping. Why do you even care this much? It's my own opinion. Do you really think i'll change my stance? Do you even care to change my opinion? What are you even doing?

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 No.4035

File: b7f5d3f8136e0c5⋯.png (1.74 MB,850x1105,10:13,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4025

It should be first stated that you are wrong. So entirely wrong. So wrong it’s a joke. So fucking wrong. When I’m done proving that you are wrong, you’re gonna be thinking “Goddamn, I was wrong, I should never have opened my mouth.” But ya did. So here you are, as wrong as can be, and yet you don’t know it yet. You don’t know how hard I’m about to fucking hit you. It’s going to obliterate you. The massive dosage of factoids and logic I’m about to give you will send you straight into overdose, and cause you foam at the mouth. When I prove how wrong you were, your own mother won’t feel sorry for you, she’ll be all like, damn, he was wrong. YOUR OWN MOTHER! And you may think, hey, it’s just my opinion, well your opinion is WRONG! OK? WRONG!

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 No.4036

File: 8a41c0f44440fcd⋯.png (561.25 KB,839x835,839:835,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4025

We all know what the fuck is wrong with you, you miserable sniveling faggot. You say I wont be the cunny? You are the cancer metastasizing uncontrollably on our chan. Which is to say, you as an individual are nothing. Meaningless. Utterly forgettable to your peers and to history. But as a solitary drop in the ever growing tidal wave of saying I can't be a loli you have found some sick, twisted semblance of purpose. And mostly I pity you for that.

Because there is no escaping you telling me I can't be a loli. There is no sanctuary from your ideological squalor. There will be nothing in the future for you but ever accelerating misery and emotional hardship for telling me I can't be a cute little loli. You will die alone, and unloved, because you are unlovable.

You are not worth the effort it took to quickly type these words nor the thought I gave to writing them. If you were twice as cute as I'll beyou'd still be completely fucking retarded. I genuinely hope you live a long life, because decades of solitude would serve as fitting justice for telling me I can't be a loli.

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 No.4038

File: be40b7d31d5b5fc⋯.png (1005.59 KB,1349x707,1349:707,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4025

Actually, you're just flat out wrong. What if I can turn into a loli?

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 No.4039

File: 343037f87601595⋯.png (78.03 KB,532x300,133:75,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4025

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

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 No.4040

File: b0922fcbc20654a⋯.png (141.29 KB,498x429,166:143,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4025

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. I WILL BE A LOLI AND FUCK YOU. You're dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. Fucking faggot telling me I can't be a loli.

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 No.4041

File: cf90b8c8f69011f⋯.png (247.36 KB,540x304,135:76,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4025

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. Because off your face the rabbit population actually decreased. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Not a cute smell like a loli that's for sure.

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 No.4042

File: 1a5ef5e35e7fa3c⋯.png (117.57 KB,460x259,460:259,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4025

you fool you oaf you nincompoop you clown you dunce you dolt you dullard you ignoramus you simpleton you idiot you cretin you imbecile you nitwit you halfwit you ninny you dope you dimwit you dumbo you dummy you ass you jerk you nerd you dum-dum you loon you chump you goon you jackass you fathead you blockhead you numbskull you dunderhead you meathead you dipstick you bonehead you chucklehead you clod you goop you knucklehead you lamebrain you pea-brain you pudding-head you thickhead you wooden-head you pinhead you airhead you birdbrain you dumb-bell you donkey you stupe you noodle you muttonhead you noddy you nit you clot you twit you numpty you muppet you plonker you berk you prat you pillock you wally you git you wazzock you divvy you nerk you twerp you twonk you charlie you mug you nyaff you balloon you sumph you gowk you galoot you gobdaw you schmuck you bozo you boob you lamer you schlepper you chowderhead you dumbhead you goofball you goof you lummox you dork you klutz you putz you schlemiel you sap you gink you cluck you ding-dong you wiener you weeny you dip you simp you spud you coot you palooka you poop you retardate you squarehead you yo-yo you goofus you clunk you dingleberry you turkey you alec you galah you nong you bogan you poon you boofhead you dingbat you drongo you dill you mompara you tomfool you retard you clodpole you loggerhead you spoony you mooncalf

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 No.4043

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>>4025

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

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 No.4044

File: 91138df86d2e889⋯.png (173.45 KB,403x498,403:498,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4025

Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

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 No.4045

File: d5f5359c25b9f61⋯.png (545.56 KB,751x636,751:636,0iuhyg.png)

>>4033

cant handle my doubles anon? I am he who you speak of or is it another double you speak of

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 No.4046

File: aa1576ef9ec6e8e⋯.png (429.27 KB,720x884,180:221,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4025

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FUCK YOU

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 No.4047

File: 4228834402584b1⋯.png (100.72 KB,300x168,25:14,ClipboardImage.png)

>>4025

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us 'normal' people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been 'right'. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded. Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behavior merits.

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 No.4048

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>>4045

What do you think a

get is? Nothing but digits

you never gon' get

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 No.4222

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>>3962

Why risk Hell when you can just go kiss a Chinese and die virtuously from the 'Rona?

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 No.4223

File: 9202518e11127c2⋯.png (213.55 KB,598x334,299:167,ugsy0yvdaay31.png)

>>4222

There. Trips. Now you HAVE to live, faggot.

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 No.4229

File: 0fe7045a12de291⋯.mp4 (613.34 KB,1280x720,16:9,weird_wostie.mp4)

Think of all the phat puccy you missin out on, nigga

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 No.4265

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>>4047

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>>4031

Wow. Just wow.

>>3962

Here is some advice:

>There is so much of the world that you have yet to learn about. I would suggest exploring science whether it would be in the form of geology, astronomy or biochemistry.

>Think back to your childhood self and the aspirations he/she had and work on setting SMART objectives to achieve this.

>Identify role models whether they be in fiction or in real life. One of mine is Dmitri Mendeleev who revolutionised chemistry and William Tyndale who first translated the Bible into English, taking the power of scripture away from the Church and placing it into the hands of the people.

>Consider the impact of such a decision on those around you.

>Talk about whatever it is that is bothering you, often things get internalised and magnified and it could be a relief to talk. I know someone who works at Samaritans, sometimes they do not even have to say a word.

>Explore your passions. This could be anything from art, history, sport or literature.

>Seek counselling or contact your local GP if necessary.

>Likewise contact any related hotline or charity.

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