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File: 58f36dd39b63e38⋯.jpg (36.87 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, Lighter.jpg)

 No.1988

My dad gave me a lighter, but I don't smoke. It's cool but I got nothing to use it for. What do with it?

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 No.1990

>>1988

Up your poop chute

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 No.1991

>>1988

Sell it to a cartel

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 No.1995

File: c793231f1f9c72f⋯.jpg (30.66 KB, 580x358, 290:179, c793231f1f9c72f942c71feb9d….jpg)

Travel back in time and use the lighter to start a new civilization.

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 No.2025

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use it for grooming

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 No.2026

>>1988

Smoke some dust.

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 No.2134

File: f0ed11b50656b4e⋯.png (97.15 KB, 336x334, 168:167, 9676858565546.png)

>>1988

Carry it with you always, so that you can act as a gentleman from a bygone era. Best case scenarios, you play it cool and it is an icebreaker that either gets you laid or, at the very least, allows you to peek down a lady's dress when she leans in for a light. Worse case scenario, you are overzealous and accidentally set fire to a girl's vape pen. Either way, it will be more interesting then not having a lighter on hand.

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 No.2845

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 No.2851

>>2845

Bright yellow flame says methanol to me.

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