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File: bdb24423a7b4e79⋯.png (25.01 KB, 438x447, 146:149, AHIAnonHatInspector.png)

 No.1285

My new political philosphy- The Altist

Im a Nazi, but also an anarchist. Dont forget im also a commie but also an ancap. I value history and culture above all but also… Whats going on over there? Fuck cuckchanners but i dont hate them as much as i hate redditards. In fact if its not my obscure barely used collection of image Boards that >0.00001% of the population knows about i pretty much hate it. I love || hate discuck for some reason? Fuck you i have autism! Jews are the problem! fuck the klikes! Also fuck niggers and anyone who isnt right, unless im a leftpol in which case i wanna erase my race!

FUCK ALL NON-ALTISTS THEY DESERVE DEATH!

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 No.1308

File: 3209992cedb638d⋯.jpg (16.36 KB, 405x550, 81:110, pendulum_swing.jpg)

>>1285

I like your idea, Anon. Have you looked into accelerationism ideology? It is both left and right and neither. The current system is unsustainable and will eventually lead to the decay our individual races, cultures, nations, and eventually ruin the entire planet. Accelerationists believe that the system is corrupted beyond repair and needs to be rebuilt anew. The powers that be, both on the political left and right, are committed to maintaining the status quo which is ultimately slow boiling the frog to death. Collapse will happen, but the longer it takes for that reset, the more our planet will suffer in that time, possibly beyond the point of repair. An accelerationist aims to hasten the reset before it's too late.

As an Altist, practicing Altism, you can be effective at bringing about the radical change needed to break the status quo. Imaging, if you will, a clock with a swinging pendulum. You have to stop the clock before midnight. Slowing the pendulum down only delays the arrival of midnight. Speeding the sway from left to right only gets us to midnight faster. With Altism, you swing the pendulum so hard and so far to the left or right as you possibly can. The reaction is an equal and opposite swing to the other direction. With enough force, the pendulum will eventually swing so hard to one side or the other that it overcomes the barrier and destroys the clock. Hopefully, long before we get to midnight and it's too late. What comes after that? We build a new and improved clock. A better clock based off the things we learned from the first clock.

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 No.1312

File: 32a411e770da1e1⋯.jpg (47.05 KB, 406x506, 203:253, Eris.jpg)

Hail Eris!

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 No.1319

File: 2d005d3d29a3970⋯.png (292.92 KB, 488x483, 488:483, asukanazi.png)

>>1308

I love your clock analogy, but id prefer to wollow in my own neet shame and only do extremist shit on occasion. Tis the Altist lifestyle!

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 No.1338

>>1308

<painting a house blue by using red paint

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 No.1343

read a fucking microeconomics book you dipshit 70 iq nigger

anarchism is reserved for edgy 15 year old morons that lack the intelligence to tie their own shoes

a bitch boy like you would be sucking dick for protection the second their government got toppled, guaranteed

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 No.1364

File: e66118d53d113ea⋯.png (31.85 KB, 438x447, 146:149, 1050908580.png)

Beware the Altist! Their ideology may sound seductive, but it is in fact a covert zionist plot to undermine western civilization!

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 No.1376

>>1364

Fuck it Hat off!

ALTISTS RULLLEEEEE

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 No.2590

bump tbh

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 No.2619

my last series of farts smelled so bad I genuinely thought the toilet backed up again.

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 No.2621

>>2619

>>1285

Finally, something on the chans that i can relate to.

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