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Do you actually want to live in gensokyo, or do you just want to fug 2hus?
I'm not saying its impossible for humans to have a great time there, but it can be pretty dangerous for the uninitiated
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▶ No.43697 >>58647
I want to live with Meiling. I want to make friends with the other 2hus. I wanna explore Gensokyo and see all it has to offer. I want to take it easy and live a carefree life in such a beautiful world.
If there was a way to guarantee my safety, I'd move there in a heartbeat.
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▶ No.43698 >>43699
I know a little bit about magic so surviving in Gensokyo won't be so tough. The only problems are that I'm extremely anti-social and unironically hate alcohol.
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▶ No.43699
>>43698
>hate alcohol
So your chances of getting mashed by suika and yoog are pretty high then
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▶ No.43700 >>43708
I wouldn't enjoy it there. Life without internet is pretty painful.
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▶ No.43708
>>43700
As difficult it would be, I would give it up to live with my waifu and befriend 2hus.
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▶ No.43764 >>43765 >>43766
I'm honestly not sure.
I'd probably only want to live in Gensokyo for the sake of being surrounded by such a green and natural world. But I'd get bored of it in time and would want to go back and have the Internet and such.
So I'd probably end up spending most of my time in Gensokyo becoming a magician and becoming powerful enough to traverse outside Gensokyo without getting choked out by anti-belief miasma, since I'm assuming that once you throw away your humanity, living in the outside world without significant power is very difficult.
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▶ No.43765 >>43979
>>43764
Don't you need to be Yukari level powerful to survive outside?
That'll take you a millennium at least
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▶ No.43766 >>43768 >>43979
>>43764
Magic sounds a whole lot more interesting than the internet
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▶ No.43768 >>43771
>>43766
Losing the internet wouldn't be as bad if other fairies come along.
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▶ No.43770
Would I have a way of defending myself? Or at least bettering myself so I can? No net and people to interact would be a huge drain so I'd probably be looking to study some form of magic or something to kill time.
>fug 2hus
Hell no, I want crazy adventures and fun filled times, or to serve one of my faves.
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▶ No.43771 >>43774
>>43768
I'd go with you, anon
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▶ No.43772
>>43696 (OP)
All of the above.
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▶ No.43774
>>43771
It'll be loads of fun!
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▶ No.43972 >>43973 >>44023
I want to avenge this guy.
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▶ No.43973 >>43977
>>43972
>Avenging a criminal
A resident of the human village abandoning their humanity for power is a pretty serious crime in Gensokyo.
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▶ No.43977 >>43978
>>43973
What if someone goes that route so that they can go purge the world of niggers and kikes?
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▶ No.43978 >>43980
>>43977
Then they'll start filling up Gensokyo
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▶ No.43979
>>43765
If I got to Yukari's level of power, time travel wouldn't be too hard to look into at that point. And I'm sure Yukari wouldn't give a rat's ass about a magician who just wants to use a computer.
>>43766
I guess.
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▶ No.43980 >>44036
>>43978
Then come back go Gensokyo and keep on killing niggers. Also show everyone the sick beats of Moonman.
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▶ No.44023
>>43972
Why did he morph into some kind of ghoul, instead of a cute youkai grill?
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▶ No.44033 >>44035
I don't know much about the Touhou universe.
Is it possible for magicians or fairies to conjure up some 7.62x39?
For self-defense of course.
Going innaGensokyo would be sick with all the flying clay pidgeons to shoot at.
YOUR MAGIC ATTACKS DON'T SCARE ME FOR I WIELD THE POWER OF DRUNK RUSSIAN ENGINEERING
A NUUUUUUUUUUU
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▶ No.44035
>>44033 (checked)
RUSSIAN RIFLE IS FINE
TO REMOVE YOUKAI
Pic related: The Gensokyo version of Comrade Major Lyudmila Pavlichenko, ready to make another day of her holy duty of youkai removal.
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▶ No.44036 >>44037
>>43980
I'm down. Maybe we could enlist some actual moon men for maximum memetic power. I'd say they still owe Reimu one for LoLK.
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▶ No.44037 >>44281 >>44385
>>44036
Aw yeah. Removing nogs alongside moon bunnies will be sweet. Especially if we get some dank forgotten nazi guns.
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▶ No.44087 >>44157 >>44312
alright potential gensokyoians, lets say you get there and gain a place to stay in the human village. What then? Would you try and build a better life?
I'd be satisfied with helping Keine out. She's a nice girl.
I guess I'd also learn some magic for the keks, seeing as if marisa can do it, so can we.
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▶ No.44157
>>44087
If I could be of help to anyone, that would be nice.
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▶ No.44281 >>44399
>>44037
All hail nazi touhouverse XD in paralel universe #1488
I love how addorable the Chiriden crew are in nazi getup. Would hitch a ride to old hell.
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▶ No.44312 >>44313 >>44315
>>44087
I just want to die in peace, without any pain. Who should I meet?
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▶ No.44313
>>44312
Well, that's pretty much Yuyuko's special bullshit 2hu power, so there you go.
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▶ No.44315
>>44312
I reccomend Utsuho, death in a nuclear flash is literally death at the speed of light. As bonus points, you have a chance to stay as a vengefull spirit in Chiriden, since Orin has OP-pleasnerf power to nosell your soul.
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▶ No.44334
I want to work an agricultural trad job on the Scarlet estate and live in the basement with Flan and give her a gentle dicking every day after work. We'll raise a family of baby dhampiers, and I'll study magic until I get the magician immortality thing down so we can be together forever.
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▶ No.44364
I would like to go to Gensokyo and become a faceless man. It seems like the pinnacle of living.
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▶ No.44385 >>44387 >>44398 >>49709 >>63781
>>44037
Ugh, why do /pol/ fanatics have to drag their boring politics here? It's so crude and gross.
When I go to Gensokyo, it's to get away from all this human bullshit. I want to live with the Yōkai so that I can be free from petty human problems.
Anyone here who's bringing human politics to Gensokyo: if you come to Gensokyo and bring your evil human thoughts to our magical paradise, we'll destroy you.
This is a place for pure, innocent fairy girls and magical creatures. Not politically brainwashed humans.
Get out.
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▶ No.44387 >>44398
>>44385
You don't "live" with the youkai and they are the very incarnation of human problems.
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▶ No.44398 >>44401 >>44435
>>44387
Mate, they are the incarnation of human fears. If they were the incarnation of human problems, they'd be Jews.
>>44385
Gensokyo is nice and doesn't have problems because there are no Jews, niggers, marxists, feminists, or other degenerates there. If anything, kick Seija out. Fuck that bitch.
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▶ No.44399
>>44281
>tfw throwing kikes into Okuu's nuclear oven
Feels gut, kameraden
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▶ No.44401
>>44398
>Mate, they are the incarnation of human fears.
Not only, but it's pretty much always negative feelings or concepts.
>If they were the incarnation of human problems, they'd be Jews.
They got tanukis and foxes,that's close enough.
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▶ No.44435 >>58353
>>44398
>If they were the incarnation of human problems, they'd be Jews.
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▶ No.48467 >>48837
>>43696 (OP)
I just want to hug all the 2hus without dying.
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▶ No.48474
I'd learn and devote myself to magic since there's no internet, immortality/ long lifespan isn't even that hard to achieve in Gensokyo. I'd also try to incorporate magic into guns for those cuhrazy feelings.
I'd only fug a 2hu if I win against her in a fair fight or challenge though, assuming that any type of contact won't outright kill me.
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▶ No.48475 >>58390
Honestly, I wouldn't want to live in Gensokyo. I only understand some few words of Japanese, the only people who might understand English are man-eating vampires, and I'd have to spend all of my days in the confines of the human villages if I don't want to end up as Youkai fodder (and even then, I might be snatched away as food for the aforementioned vampires).
Working as an apprentice under Rinnosuke or translating the works of Akyuu into English or German might be interesting, but a world where you are constantly at risk of being attacked by Youkai is not all that tempting.
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▶ No.48810
>>43696 (OP)
It depends on how much gun is necessary to ward of youkai. If I need to bring a rifle and a chest rig full of ammo to go anywhere outside the human village without being eaten during the safest hours of the day, then that would just suck all the fun out of it. Besides that issue and the obvious internet issue, it could be fun. Learning magic would be fun even if it was just basic things.
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▶ No.48831 >>48833
I'd locate the eldest daughter by any means necessary and make her marry me.
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▶ No.48833
>>48831
Tenko is beautiful
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▶ No.48837
>>48467
If I can enjoy the moeness without caring if I'll die tomorrow, I'd like taking my ass over there. Many things to learn for us poor ignorant humans and maybe more tolerance...
However if I encounter the infinite human stupidity again there, I think I will just end up killing myself.
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▶ No.49709
>>44385
I'd want to be friends with all them 2hus.
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▶ No.58348
>>43696 (OP)
>No deep state
>Good, hard, honest work
>Magical things and wondrous events
>A whole world to explore
Sounds like paradise to me. It'd be nice if I could bring a gun or two.
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▶ No.58350
I want to live in Gensokyo of course. I would probably try to make friends with the 2h's and possibly fuck them, but that wouldn't be a priority.
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▶ No.58353
>>44435
Sanae should really be the shrine maiden of cock.
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▶ No.58373 >>68457
I'd rather live in the Lunar Capital with the Lunarians. They have super advanced technology, cute rabbit slaves and peaches. Plus, you don't have to worry about being eaten by youkai, or being forced to live in a shitty little village with all the other humans who are treated like cattle.
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▶ No.58387
I want to marry the fox youkai, adopt Chen and get bullied by Yukari. I also want Eirin to give me a drug that makes me 10 again.
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▶ No.58388
I wanna be forced into working in Yuuka's gardens and be her sex toy!
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▶ No.58390
>>48475
canonically speaking marisa and yukari can speak english. the first one steals books from ancient english mage and the secound ignores language bariers
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▶ No.58458 >>58467
I want to become a powerful magician and youkai hunter so i can exterminate all non-human 2hus.
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▶ No.58467
>>58458
and I want to have one touhou game in which I can make shitty self-insert in touhou form.
But you can't have everything.
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▶ No.58600
The girls of Gensokyo are infinitely more interesting than the ones I hang out with. Some of them might be lewd enough to have sex with someone like me, but I probably wouldn't want to ruin a potential friendship with a 2hu just for the possibility of getting my rocks off.
If a girl knows you only want to fuck her, she'll either squeeze you for all you're worth or avoid you completely. Either way you'll be treated like shit.
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▶ No.58647
>>43697
This sums it up pretty well. All of it, Meiling part included since I love her.
I'd live a peaceful life with her at the SDM, studying magic with Patchouli because 1 - I'd love to learn elementhal magic per se and do amazing stuff (flying being the first one) and 2 - I want the immortality thing of course.
Once I'd be able to defend myself, I'd take a huge travel around Gensokyo, since I'd like to see and talk with almost anyone. I can only imagine how much stuff you can learn and talk about with them.
...my ordinary life is so boring damn.
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▶ No.63476 >>63477 >>63481
I'd like to go to Gensokyo and become a youkai.
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▶ No.63477 >>63479
>>63476
>and become a youkai.
you're gonna get shrek'd
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▶ No.63479 >>63480
>>63477
I don't plan on becoming a resident of the human village.
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▶ No.63480 >>63481 >>63505
>>63479
then, like go to the sdm and drink vampire blood
boom, youre a vampire, too, now
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▶ No.63481
>>63476
>>63480
Do you like hurting other people ?
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▶ No.63505 >>63511 >>63519
>>63480
But then I can't go out in the sun or swim in a river.
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▶ No.63511 >>63516
>>63505
Just take a fucking umbrella with ya
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▶ No.63516 >>63518 >>63520
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▶ No.63518
>>63516
yes, take kogasa for a swim
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▶ No.63519
>>63505
River swimming is overrated.
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▶ No.63520 >>63521
>>63516
I mean, that thing with the river is about crossing not swimming anyway, so can't help here. Maybe if you fly high enough you would be able to. I'm not a vampire damn it.
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▶ No.63521
>>63520
Maybe you'll be fine if you crossed over a bridge. Or you need to be princess carried across.
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▶ No.63525
I'm a live in Gensokyo guy. I don't really mind the danger.
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▶ No.63527 >>63530 >>63532 >>63535 >>63536
What are the best ways to become a youkai?
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▶ No.63529
>>43696 (OP)
I want to hang out with Kogasa and Nue and prank nerds or maybe help Seija defend the weak from bullies.
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▶ No.63530 >>63531
>>63527
Ask Yukari or Patche for advice, they most likely know how it works exactly. Also you would do good in keeping this a secret from the shrine maiden.
If you don't mind being only part of one, you can also feed yourself to a cute youkai.
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▶ No.63531 >>63533
>>63530
imagine Yukari turning you into a little youkai boy that she'll keep for her personal pleasure, haha.
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▶ No.63532 >>63534 >>63568 >>63577
>>63527
What do you mean by best ?
Pic related turns you into an oni.
Decades of hard work and sexual abstinence lets you achieve wizardhood.
Or you can hold a strong grudge against the living and return from the dead as a vengeful spirit.
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▶ No.63533
>>63531
>little youkai boy
How little are we talking about here? Miniboys aren't as cute as minigirls.
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▶ No.63534 >>63780
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▶ No.63535
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▶ No.63536 >>63538
>>63527
You can try dying horribly or maybe eating a youkai.
Really there are so many ways to end up as a youkai its surprising everyone in gensokyo isn't one.
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▶ No.63538
>>63536
>Really there are so many ways to end up as a youkai its surprising everyone in gensokyo isn't one.
You need to get into a killed or be killed scenario, and/or do pretty horrifying things to others and yourself.
In a place that believes in reincarnation, youkai immortality probably isn't held in very high regard.
Immortality through hermitic practices may be a different story tho.
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▶ No.63568 >>63570
>>63532
By best I mean easiest.
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▶ No.63570 >>63571
>>63568
Sell your soul to pic related. You're going to be her bitch for centuries tho.
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▶ No.63571 >>63574
>>63570
A method that does not involve selling my soul.
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▶ No.63574 >>63787
>>63571
Embrace the edge and try to murder your way to ogrehood.
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▶ No.63577 >>63578
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>>63532
Does this mean that the elite political and royal families that drink the blood of humans actually youkai? Maybe they don't consider it cannibalism because they think themselves a different species from us. The passage at around 7 minutes in the vid provides a good explanation.
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▶ No.63578 >>63585
>>63577
>Does this mean that the elite political and royal families that drink the blood of humans actually youkai?
Probably not.
I would be more inclined to believe that they are ayys or just psychopaths.
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▶ No.63585 >>63603
>>63578
>ayys or just psychopaths.
You mean jooz
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▶ No.63603
>>63585
How could I forgot about that one?
That doesn't make much difference though.
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▶ No.63779 >>63783
>>43696 (OP)
I want to help purge the youkai.
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▶ No.63780
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▶ No.63781 >>63786
>>44385
>ugh
Faggots like you are as bad as the "HURR KILL EVERYTHING" niggers.
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▶ No.63783 >>63803
>>63779
>I want to help purge the youkai.
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
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▶ No.63786 >>63791 >>69456
>>63781
>replying to over 1 year old posts
Fairy are you alright?
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▶ No.63787
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▶ No.63791
>>63786
First, I didn't see the date.
Second, I would have posted it anyway :^) because my point still stands.
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▶ No.63803 >>63809
>>63783
That picture always was dripping with irony
>SoB
<completely uptight and anal about everything having remotely to do with xenos or psykers, even those sanctioned by other Imperial authorities
<Would make seem commissars look like pretty chill guys when seeing heresy in everything that breathes
<Serve the Ecclesiarchie, which is so painfully decadent and corrupt that one book uses them to to make the guys joining the forces of Chaos look like the good guys.
>Reimu
<Lazy to the point that she can't even be arsed to handle incidents unless they strictly require her attention or Gensokyo is gonna blow up.
<Has befriended more or less every last Youkai, Undead, God, and other form of supernatural creature after beating the snot out of them.
<De-facto employed under the orders of Touhou's equivalent of Tzeentch
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▶ No.63809 >>63843
>>63803
It's fun pretending Reimu wants to gas the youkai though.
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▶ No.63843
>>63809
Don't worry, she does the same.
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▶ No.63878 >>63884
If I went to Gensokyo first off I'd carry a handgun. I know a mozambique drill isn't going to kill a hungry youkai because it's not a spirit attack, but it would probably buy me enough time to run and live another day, and it may help with human muggers or the like. I'd probably end up in the human village trying to learn the language and then to get some motherfucking magic book so I can get shitfaced with the wizards. I bet flying while drunk must be an amazing experience.
Average height in Japan is like 5' 7'' right? I'd be a fucking giant in Gensokyo
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▶ No.63884 >>63891
>>63878
Wouldn't meme handguns like the desert eagle be more powerful in Gensokyo?
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▶ No.63891 >>63903
>>63884
I went with a handgun because it means I could do concealed carry, but if we're going with meme guns then I must carry a nugget and speak in a shitty Russian accent. Might even make a shrine to the murderkube and all.
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▶ No.63903 >>63910
>>63891
Let me join you, I'll craft idols of Inglip and the Noodle Lord; thus completing the holy trinity of forgotten internet divinities.
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▶ No.63910 >>63914
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▶ No.63914
>>63910
I forgot Ebola-chan into the lot.
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▶ No.68457 >>68462 >>68486
>>58373
>live in the Lunar Capital
>Be human
They hate the humanity,is possible you are dead for a Lunarians lasers or differents shits, you know.
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▶ No.68461
>do you want to live on gensokyo?
>or do you just want to fug 2hus?
Both
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▶ No.68462 >>68476
>>68457
What is this a reference to?
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▶ No.68476
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>68462
Neil Armstrong, who bravely fought the bishoujo rabbits for the glory of freedom and America. HOOAH!
>>43696 (OP)
>you will never be taken under the wing of a 2hu
>you will never gradually become close
>you will never raise a family with them
Still haven't found the source for the image in embed related. I adore it, and it hurts knowing she isn't real.
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▶ No.68484
Getting a tight warm hug from Byakuren now that the cold winter months start coming in certainly would be worth a visit.
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▶ No.68485
>>43696 (OP)
I would move there no questions asked if that means that I get to regularly see the greatest 2hu to ever exist, also I would like to work in the former hell nuclear reactor despite scorching hot temperatures.
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▶ No.68486
>>68457
I'll just buy some purification pills from Eirin and problem solved.
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▶ No.69456
>>63786
copper chloride, zinc acetate and probably both metals in citrates and ascrobates
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▶ No.71130
>>43696 (OP)
>Do you actually want to live in gensokyo
Yes, I want it more than anything.
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▶ No.71142
>>43696 (OP)
If I ever had a chance to enter my only goal would be finding Benben and repeatedly smacking her over the heat with that violin/lute thing until one of them breaks then getting the hell out.
Bitch keeps ruining my 1cc runs of DDC.
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