/cow/ - Lolcows

Also know as: Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans, Alasdair Jakes, Not the Farsh-nuke.

Jahans is a violent artificially testosterone-fuelled obese NEET cannibal fetishist who hilariously virtue signals about all the usual SJW shit in order to hide how disgusting he is from his non-existent audience and imaginary friends.

He has deleted much cocks, added some more and is intermittently creating and deleting still more. His primary vehicle since the shutdown of Tumblr Porn is using Twitter to retweet porn, S/M fetish shit and thirst on thots and camwhores.

<The Four-Part Jahans Documentary:

The Sins of the Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-l15dW9JcE

An Englishman on Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ekWgz3VYs

Jahanquisition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIPyoAilW_0

Boyfriend Saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMtZCjtuYcQ

<More Introductory Nectar

The Next Generation Revolutionaries: Alexander Jahans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbFpps7_2Q

The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I

Fashy Gainz EP10: Jahans Level Motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4otmzisxn8

Alexander Jahans: Diary of a madman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

Bon vivante Mr Barrett Kosh is still living large on stolen cash and borrowed time as he awaits the karma train to hit his full on in his Australian ass. Kosh enjoys BDSM and Gay sez as well as heterosexual encounters, STREWTH IT'S ALL GOOD MATE is his favourite saying.

"Am a good person?" This is a question many wrestle with at one time or another. Kelvin Hayes Robins Jr., fortunately, does not have to worry about this. If he has even a shadow of doubt in his heart, he can visit a local Medicaid nursing home and see what he has done. All he has to do is peek through its windows and see a few old ladies who are not enjoying another year in their now-condemned homes, the ones he destroyed. No, they are spending a very cold and public Christmas with all the heat the taxpayers will provide in a cramped, dirty building, all because he was put on this Earth. Yes, Kelvin can then put such ambiguities to rest knowing that no, he's not a good person.

Kelvin's story first took off around New Year's 2019, when he made the news for not only scamming a woman with terminal cancer out of $19,000 but also leaving this elderly woman's home unlivable [ link https://abc13.com/scammed-by-contractor-hurricane-harvey-pods-repossessed/4996819/ archive https://archive.is/d0oW8 ] as a fake contractor operating under his "Certified Home Improvements" business. While some sociopaths would be cocks to call this a win and a little fun, Kelvin isn't your usual asshole. No, when he found out that she was going to the news after waiting months she didn't have for him to do what she paid for, he didn't just slink back to Baton Rouge $19,000 richer and lie low for a bit.

POV: You're an old lady, paid Kelvin, but then asked him to do work: https://archive.is/xot7R

No, a brave man like Kelvin stands up to old ladies when they get uppity. To quote her family:

"The contractor has been calling quite a bit. He's been texting my mother, he's been begging her not to air the story, he's been calling her and crying. He's been quite upset, even to the point where he asks her doesn't she care about his newborn baby."

And what did Kelvin do for this newborn baby that he was tormenting this dying woman with? Well, let's skip ahead a few months and we can see that:

grifter. conman. nigerian prince.

https://www.amvic.org/enforcement/convictions/ (2021 convictions)

https://www.ripoffreport.com/report/plastk-credit-card-company/calgary-alberta-motola-ceo-1522720

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/plastk-secured-credit-card-legal-battle-1.6875234

D0xx

https://ca.linkedin.com/in/motola-omobamiduro-49a78614

https://twitter.com/motolao

https://www.facebook.com/Motola.Omobamiduro/

Registrant Name: Motola Omo

Registrant Organization: Motola Omo

Registrant Street: 2985 12th Ave Sw

Registrant City: Calgary

Registrant State/Province: AB

Registrant Postal Code: T3C1M5

Registrant Country: CA

Registrant Phone: +1.4039926552

Registrant Phone Ext:

Registrant Fax:

Registrant Fax Ext:

Registrant Email: email@drivenowcanada.ca

Registry Admin ID: 106667478-CIRA

Admin Name: Motola Omobamiduro

Admin Organization: Motola Omobamiduro

Admin Street: 109 2966 Main st

Admin City: Airdrie

Admin State/Province: AB

Admin Postal Code: T4B3G4

Admin Country: CA

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An exceptional Individual who Raided /cow/ when his dox were posted to a thread. Rather than report them like a rational person, he went on the war path, organizing a group of people to raid /cow/ in an attempt to bury them.

Appeared on Failure's Morning Kumite attempting to "confront" a group of people who he claimed were all responsible, shouting at them and pointing fingers until eventually he was conclusively proven wrong and spent the remainder of the stream sulking while Failure got shitfaced.

XiaoXiaoMan is a 31 year old who what's to be the AVGN of ROBLOX, and has been playing since 2007. He makes shitty artwork for his games and blatantly includes fetish material in his child-oriented cocks. Despite having a very small fanbase, he is extremely narcisstic.

Unsurprisingly, he was caught grooming an underage fan of his. Screencaps can be found here (there are a LOT):

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1JN1FxtyU1ypQHRMZ-LeqTlxrPLj_MMID

He has been doing this for like 13 years now, living off twitch donations where he reviews roblox games live after dropping out of college. He has a big foot+furry fetish he's snuck into his videos (for kids may I mention) one with art for some gay penguin game he programmed and another was a custom minecraft texture-pack he made which gave the ender dragon very realistic and detailed feet.

https://www.youtube.com/user/XiaoXiaoMan1123/videos?

https://steamcommunity.com/id/XiaoXiaoMan

https://twitter.com/XiaoXiaoMan

I feel raped frankly, Barrett Kosh is a repeat offender, him and his gang of deviant scammers at Black Sand FZE will claim to have gold bars, bullion bullshit, do not be fooled you will loose MORE THAN YOUR CASHm like I did.

Mr. Barrett Kosh the all time low of the low most kindly opens his ass for my camera in Dubizzle Marina.

Halfbreed Billy Gram

Sociopath, Mentally disturbed person, a complete and utter failure of a human,

troll, stalker, fake native and a low life psycho

LIVING IN ILLEGAL HOUSING ARRANGEMENT

HIS REAL NAME IS

William Dickson

8601 Winnetka Ave Winnetka, CA 91306

owner is some muslim group who did some sketchy shit

He is 60 years old yet pretends to be younger

Spends his time stalking girls in virtual games

Second life username Cultchief resident was terminated by Linden Lab game company due to harassment of young women into age-play and constant threats to anybody who challanges him.

He has been in two amateur CZW backyard wrestling matches and lost both, he will offer you to have a wrestling match or sue you.

if you message his profile or whatever he starts raging on facebook

He is obsessed with his pathetic reputation and dyes his hair black to try look Native

For decades Gram publicly shared his beliefs that Charles Manson was convicted of crimes he did not commit and that the prosecution's Helter Skelter motive was a fabrication. Gram based a good part of his wrestling persona on the general public's perceptions of Manson.

Billy Gram is absolutely despised by the CZW locker room. Cult fiction died after JC and Brain Damage died which was a good decision imo.

Metwally will suck your cock and balls for an additional 20 USD upon delivery of your hot dinner to your door why not have a fobble before dinner.

Join Join 2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A. Davis

Nux3D

Clairetato Hartley

2019:

Jaquie Beckwith

Sol Pais

Kairo Seijuro

Etika

270 po

https://twitter.com/N0ID0NTTHNIKS0/status/1547610494092972045/photo/1

Does anyone have Gail's dildo video anymore? Or atleast the video(s) that was/were on OneTrueMedia.

Dormin (Real name Jacob 'Jake' Powell) is the owner of a discord server called The Archive.

The Archive is host to a myriad of degeneracy. Traps, faggots, pedos, furfaggots and ethots, all degeneracy under the sun happens on the Archive. Dormin spams invites for the server on halfchan r9k (and 8chan /furry/), Dormin seems to have ambition in making The Archive the premier 4chan discord under his control, this is stated as he has in the past, has launched raids on competing discord servers who are also advertising on r9k.

Dormin has been reported grooming underage girls on the archive and soliciting sexual images from said underage girls, one of which has been documented below.

He has drinking as well as mental health issues and has recounted on The Archive committing a potential felony with a firearm at 15 years old.

Dormin is an orbiter who rampantly blogposts himself to his tranny harem on The Archive while drunk, in his ranks, Dormin has recruited Pedophile furrys who have admitted to having sexual relations with underage minors. He solicits all the ethots in his Discord, underage or not, for sexual material, Dormin has reposted sexual images which he has solicited from women, which in his home state of California is Illegal.

The Archive which he owns allows child pornography to be posted and encourages it, he has stated (documented) that quote “yeah pedophiles arent normies so they can stay”

It is also rumored he is somewhat of a closet Bisexual, he claims to be in control of an E-Harem, a private discord full of trannies and e-thots (documented).

Dormin has treated the internet as a teenage girl treats her journal which is fitting since this is where he brags about grooming underage girls, solicits nudes from girls trannies and traps alike as he's sexually deranged. Even going so far as bragging about his mental health issues he's recounted these tales while sometimes brandishing a firearm he claims his police officer father owns. Or from his job as a security guard.

Dormin (Jacob Powell) is a degenerate committing degenerate acts, who hosts a forum of abject and abominable degeneracy, all sanctioned byPost too long. Click here to view the full text.