/cow/ - Lolcows

Today he said that he thought the internet was purely American until recently.

>>850872

Yeah the Tabby shit is from a couple years back, considering Tabatha Ann Seiberling has been fully doxed it's really easy to verify.

>>876489

So Owain Penllyn has finally been doxed?

Bill has an overwhelming desire to tell everyone on the interwebz about his fascination with feces. Bill will tweet about feces at any given opportunity allowing him to project his fecal desires onto his intended audience. In Bill's own words you can understand why he tweets the way he does. (From http://archive.is/gDGoc ) " Making Bigs …

I made my way to the bathroom to assess the damage. Let’s just say it was moderate. My brain eventually realized what my bottom was doing and managed to close the barn door after only SOME of the horses had gotten out.

Unfortunately, some of those horses had made their way up the back of my Depends where they soiled my underpants and the shorts I was wearing. My shirt was spared.

I got everything all cleaned up, the unfortunate adult diaper was bagged and tossed into the trash, the soiled clothing was dropped into the wash, I put on a new Depends, new shorts, and some long pajama pants. I was a MESSY little baby. "

It is highly theorized that Bill fakes Parkinson's Disease to soil himself for attention

https://sonoranconservative.com/2019/04/14/ummm-7/

>>633374

you mad?

you jelly?

deal with it.

>>671876

>antifa: white is just a social construct

>also antifa: he's not white

>>671878

3edgy5me

Top comment on her last vid.

Comments are funny. I expect them to get better tonight.

>look at foxdick farms as the last place on the internet that is safe from the r*ddit menace

>dedicated to making fun of trannoids, retards, and other deviants

>owner is one of them

<"The walls close in, The shadows whisper of conspiracy"

>>915214

I've been browsing various chan sites for over a decade, but I still don't understand why Anonymous has such a massive hate-boner for Reddit.

It's just a news aggregate website. What's the big deal? Do you hate it because you're not allowed to say "nigger" or "faggot" there, exactly like in real life? There's a reason you're typing those words here anonymously, and not with your name and face attached.

The Redditor stereotype is a liberal atheist, but if I glance at the frontpage, I don't see a giant orgy of anti-Trump pro-abortion SJW bullshit. I see news stories, I see people sharing art and music, I see photographs of clouds and other random shit. I see such a wide variety of stuff that it feels like every type of person, every type of hobby, is being represented in one place. I don't even understand why there is a Redditor stereotype, when every type of person imaginable uses Reddit.

So, what's the deal with the Anti-Reddit stance on chan sites? How exactly did Reddit piss in your cornflakes?

>>860329

>Furcadia

https://gnujihad.neocities.org/leak/

Fellow federation users,

A few days ago, I was contacted by an anonymous user claiming to have insider information on the Eunomia project. When I was first approached by the user, I was rather skeptical of the authenticity of the data. After some talking and clarification, it is clear that this information is legitimate. An agreement was reached between myself and this user, and I was given a cache of raw data.

I believe that all government projects should be subject to public scrutiny, and because of this conviction, I have decided to post the full logs of the internal matrix chat of the Eunomia project. You may a full dump in the two links below. I have stripped some information from the file to protect the leaker herself.

Logs.txt | Users.txt

From these chatlogs, a few things are very clear.

Eugen Rochko might be one of the originators of the project, but he is clearly not in control of it. While he is the admin of their main room, it is clear that he is not one of the people calling the shots. The following screenshot should demonstrate this:

[Image 1]

These people do not have your best interests in mind. They are not our people. They are not even the "yes men" types Eugen keeps himself surrounded with on Mastodon. These people hail from groups like Trilateral Research, a high brow social science think tank, and SYNYO, a data mining organization. Their posts are completely disconnected from our own culture, and obviously show little understanding of our concerns.

[Image 2]

These people are not your friends. We revel in rare type of humor in which irony and reality are rarely distinguished, the punchline lies in the fact that at any moment you could be joking or serious. These people are absolutely unable to dealPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>867936

(image 3 is first)

These people will be mining your data. You will be their test subjects, willing or not. Do not believe any sort of claim that this will respect your privacy. Large amounts of data will be needed to feed their sentiment analysis systems. They have acknowledged as much in their private chats.

[Image 4]

These people do not like you. They consider you to be “paranoid” and your concerns to be “ridiculous scenarios” and pure “gossip.” They feel better than you. They are watching & reading your posts; they do not like what they see.

[Image 5]

I encourage you to make your own decision about what you are reading here. Read the raw logs for yourself, and draw your own conclusions.

Yours truly,

@nobody

tranny gonna report cuz im using the owners name since it offends him The Queen#8116 463411361020379137

have been talking about me non stop for the past 24 hours am muted too

owner is Sperg#4709 516803344543514644 and Smoky Chris#6516 540573990553387008

havent said a word to them cuck shit

2 hours later, still saying they dont care about me when im muted and havent said a word. holy shit

>>520970

Muh russia

Muh internet trolls

>>520981

I bet he doesn't.

That is a simply trick anybody that isn't really fat can do. Just cross your arms and flex slightly. It makes you look like you have more muscle since your hand is propping up your visible arm.

>>667957

But don't forget. If he ever succeeds in impregnating a female, that kid has to come out of the womb at some point and be subject to his degeneracy. And I do not have much hope for the kid coming out of it unmolested.

>>779896

>the transphobia as thinly veiled as a penis in a lambskin condom.

Making sex references about LA culture and getting pissy that some people have standards.

>>780401

I can relate that lesser autism dose fluxuate with the world perspective not knowing the entire context or grasping concepts, but are you a tranny too?

>Back in the day (circa 2012), the joke was that people pretend to be alphas on their keyboards, bragging of exploits that never happened, often followed by "Please buy my book and subscribe to my channel." I guess, back then people were in cope-mode, unaware of their real (abysmally low) value on the sexual market. Back in 2012-2013, people hoped that with just more reading PUA blogs and so on, they would get the girl. Well, now in 2019, they realize that it was a pipe-dream; it was over all along.

>So now, instead of bragging about all the sex you get on a regular basis with 10/10s, you brag about all the sex you can't get even with fugly post-wall landwhales. Seems that people always need to signal that they aren't low status, and since we all became realistic about our lack of sex life, we now accord each other pity-points (really, status-points) for how celibate we are.

>Someone needs to send a memo to the Feminists (Tumblrinas, Twitterinas, and Buzzfeederati) that we no longer pretend to be Chads, but rather, we now emphasize our sexual frustration for purely Machiavellian reasons.

https://weebs.is/threads/its-kinda-ironic.2679/