/cow/ - Lolcows

Old thread is 2 posts away from bump limit:

>>857729

The final Bronycon is approaching quickly, mere weeks away at this point. Chris has confirmed he has his ticket locked in for the weekend but also admits that his original plans to share a hotel room with friends (most likely Sarah and Steve, the fags who bought his Switch) fell through after they got sick of his bullshit and ghosted him after he ignored them.

How will it all go down? Will he molest someone in a public restroom? Will Hirtes actually show up as he claims to harrass Chris IRL? Will he sperg about the dimensional merge? Attack the creators of G5 MLP for ignoring his pleas to continue the show for 5 more seasons? During the closing ceromonies of the weekend will he lose it?

Post your predictions here gentlemen.

Can we have another one of these?

Jonathan Yaniv is a pedophile tranny who recently achieved notoriety for suing 30 women for not waxing his lady nuts and therefore oppressing him and denying him his human right to smooth balls. A quick google search used to bring up pages of creepy chatlogs where he harassed fans of this one singer and creeped on people about what to do if he saw girls changing their tampons haha how awkward haha. Ever since his history of pedophilia and stalking came to light, he's been going into overdrive DMCAing everywhere that mentions him by name or hosts evidence of his fetishism. Rumor has it he dropped one of the suits after a lawyer threatened to use his old chatlogs as evidence.

Article from some random site that covers the basics:

https://www.redstate.com/alexparker/2018/11/08/jy-lawsuit-human-rights-tribunal-brazilian-wax/

Our favorite autistic hapa spends more time on /tv/ than ever before where his posts are now tagged "Zach" and threads anchored, instituting a zoo-like policy to observe the retard in his natural environment.

Previous thread >>375302

I think it's about time that we give Jacob his own thread here. For those of you unaware, Jacob is a 36 year old fat, diaper-wearing homosexual occultist who is obsessed with Chris-chan – calling him a "a child of Lord Vishnu" while proclaiming himself the elehant-headed Hindu god Ganesha ( https://archive.is/eg2Gq ). Though he only began to get involved with Chris in 2018 and is now assisting Chris in running his Ebay account, his Internet history goes back much further with many accounts. Most of his stuff is nonsensical rambling about some planet called "Kidasuna" and more recently, the elusive "Dimensional Merge". He's known to lurk and rage at the KF thread, so maybe he'll come here too and give us some good lulz.

He is probably best known at the moment for being the man who bought Chris' Sonichu shoes. In this video one can see numerous pictures of Chris posted on his walls and what is possibly an effigy of Chris at the 9:29 mark in the link below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYIzRYW3uDc

More recently Sockness has posted images of himself at a San Francisco pride parade / event where he is dressed like CWC with a badge and striped-shirt posing with various homosexuals and dancing for up to six minutes.

https://motherless.com/ECAFB3A

Two weeks ago Sockness announced his intention on Reddit to pay Chris a several month-long visit, possibly by the end of the year.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Kidasuna/comments/cgeyyi/im_planning_a_several_month_visit_with_christine

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Sockness' current address: 430 Turk St, San Francisco, CA 94102​

Sockness' date of birth: 4/1/83

I think these guys officially qualify as lolcows now. Yes, their videos are fake but they have done enough legitimately dumb shit and so much drama surrounds them that I think they deserve a thread.

Michael Green/Pickle Boy/Kid Behind a Camera

> Was the one who had the original idea to film his bipolar dad having fits to make money

> Dropped out of high school and talks shit about people who go to college

> Has been exploiting his father’s death since December by making clickbait videos

> Has been on a diet since 2012 but has somehow only got fatter

> Started dating his girlfriend when he was 23 and she was 15

> Thinks that he’s a rapper. Releases cringe worthy songs all the time that his followers praise.

> Employees his fatass friend to moderate comments but if he doesn’t they’re universally negative

> Has been confirmed to buy likes for his channel to keep the dislike bar down.

> If someone starts talking shit about him he won’t hesitate to lawyer up and use his money to intimidate them

Charlie Green Jr/Charlie Chill/Charlie Travelz

> Angry Grandpa’s first born son

> He’s constantly fucking up and doing dumb shit so he’s the most entertaining of the lot

> Has currently been traveling across the countries staying with random AGP groupies

> Last year the entire family disowned him and started a targeted smear campaign on him

> Claimed that he hit Michael’s GF

> Claimed that he tried to give his nephews weed and beer

> Claimed that he tried to rape both of his sisters when they were teenagers

> Michael’s friend drove to South Carolina and tried to fight Charlie, cringe ensued.

> Randomly gets drunk an live streams telling people the truth about AGP and the other people.

New thread, foxdick farms thread hit the bump limit:

>>519305

Looks like a foxdick mod got doxxxxxxxxxed and now the faggots from the farms are here running damage control.

i don't know where the old thread went, but this apparently happened a few days ago.

>who is jonbenet ramsey?

a 6 year old beauty pageant queen who was killed in 1996 in the basement of her home from being strangled, and then her head was crushed. she also had vaginal injuries, which means she was probably molested right before being murdered. 10 days ago, a convicted pedophile by the name of Gary Olivia confessed to doing it, so the mental wounds of the event are fresh in the minds of any surviving friends/family of the victim.

arin mentioned in a stream that this was the lock screen wallpaper of the office ipad, and everyone in chat said they wanted to see what it was, so they tweeted this. someone in the office thought arin looked like the little girl who was molested and then brutally murdered. the funny part is that arin also posted it to the game grumps instagram, and apparently his mom asked him over instagram to take it down because she didn't want him (and herself by extension) being associated with something so insensitive, because they were living in the same state where it happened (colorado), and arin older brother was just a baby at the time.

in the end, everyone disavowed it and all of the blame was shifted to one of their interns who supposedly runs their social media accounts

Melissa Bryan is an EPIC lolocow and drama queen who's been at this longer than a lot of you people have been alive! She spends all of her time trying to drum up business as a psychic medium but couldn't tell if she was on fire by the smell. She spends the rest of her time screeching about how de-stalkers are going after her. She's approaching her 100th podcast on Speaker where she has exactly four followers. I think she needs some love, don't you?

Actually what the fuck is going on with this retard, didn't see a thread talking about this, want the thoughts of /cow/.

https://4chan.org/r9k/

https://8ch.net/r9k/

https://wizchan.org/

https://incels.me

This thread is for the most pathetic people that can be found on the chans. Because they largely share their userbase, they can share this thread as well.

>>>/r9k/ is a /b/-like board on both 4chan and 8chan where each post is forced to be unique. It started as a board for clever people to find ways to break the bot in typical /b/ fashion, but has devolved into a board for aspiring school shooters. It has been split several times over feuds between its castes: for example, >>>/soc/, for people who want to climb out of their rut; >>>/adv/, for people trying to lose their wizard powers; and Wizardchan.

Wizardchan is a longstanding source of /cow/'s amusement, given that it's a chan for virgins. It is also one of the most easily trolled fora on the Internet; if you post as a namefag about trolling Wizardchan in this thread, you will become their boogeyman for the next six months.

Incels, or "involuntary celibates," are the Reddit branch of the faggot tree. Their former home, /r/incels, was infamously banned from Reddit in November, which led to their angry, autistic posts leaking out from Reddit into the rest of the Internet.

By visiting any of their boards, it is all but guaranteed that you'll find something laughably pathetic on page 1.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRxFuixupAgEMCxw8-HdObA

Found as a comment on a VICE video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3LvnJH8i4s

He seems to post extremely frequently, and he has quite a lot of videos.

Poor bastard's probably schizophrenic or something.

Our favorite originators of cringe.

Imagine trying to get into socialism ideology and you are instead forced to deal with autistic trannies and faggots that force you to suck a nigger dick and have sex with unconvincing traps for diversity, and if you refuse they call you a nazi.