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 No.48310

It s my birthday, any good idea for a summon or some magic?

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 No.48314

>>48310

Good birthday, OP. Please, summon a giant meteor so we can finally be free from this prison planet once and for all.

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 No.48318

Happy Birthday OP, I got a simple magic for you.

Buy the following in the nearest grocery store:

>orange juice

>soy sauce

>brown sugar

>cornstarch

>salt and pepper

>all purpose flour

>boneless chicken

>gigner root

Pour 1 1/2 cups water, orange juice, lemon juice, rice vinegar, and soy sauce into a saucepan and set over medium-high heat. Stir in the orange zest, brown sugar, ginger, garlic, chopped onion, and red pepper flakes. Bring to a boil. Remove from heat, and cool 10 to 15 minutes.

Place the chicken pieces into a resealable plastic bag. When contents of saucepan have cooled, pour 1 cup of sauce into bag. Reserve the remaining sauce. Seal the bag, and refrigerate at least 2 hours.

In another resealable plastic bag, mix the flour, salt, and pepper. Add the marinated chicken pieces, seal the bag, and shake to coat.

Heat the olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Place chicken into the skillet, and brown on both sides. Drain on a plate lined with paper towels, and cover with aluminum foil.

Wipe out the skillet, and add the sauce. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat. Mix together the cornstarch and 2 tablespoons water; stir into the sauce. Reduce heat to medium low, add the chicken pieces, and simmer, about 5 minutes, stirring occasionally.

And there you go OP, you just made yourself an orange chicken.

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 No.48418

>>48318

Soy boy faggot detected

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 No.48422

>>48418

soy sauce is fermented soy so it's not that bad, especially in the low quantities it is used

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