No.47940
immortality. how do i achieve it?
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No.47942
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No.47943
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No.47945
Drink the blood of a vampire. That said, beware of people dressed up like them. Their blood won't work.
Alternatively, figure out how to perform necromancy, and figure out how to raise yourself after you die.
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No.47964
“The path to immortality is hard, and only a few find it. The rest await the Great Day when the wheels of the universe shall be stopped and the immortal sparks shall escape from the sheaths of substance. Woe unto those who wait, for they must return again, unconscious and unknowing, to the seed-ground of stars, and await a new beginning.”
— The Corpus Hermeticum, Hermes Trismegistus
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No.47971
Any known immortals out there?
>>47964 Ole Hermes seemed to think so.
Perhaps there were people historically described as such, and simply dropped off the historical record?
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No.47977
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>>47964
If you survive the Storm, then you can come to the Skybox too.
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No.47978
Vape cat piss 3x daily for 2.5 months.
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No.48008
your spirit is already eternal.
this is your ego speaking, mistaking the totality of your being in the situation of your body and mind.
I am that I am.
No Time. No Place. Just.
This is all.
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No.48058
>>47940
You're already immortal, nigger. Your problem is that you're an immortal nigger. You should be asking "how do I stop being a nigger?"
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No.48067
This is actually one of my main interests, but I'm not going to share my theories with you idiots.
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No.48068
>>48067
I don't wanna die, Anon ;_;
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No.48070
>>48067
>>48068
We can all post about what the U.S. government's hiding about Bigfoot together forever, if only we could help eachother.
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No.48657
>>47940
>Claims to want immortality but doesn't have any research done.
>Wants other people to give it to him/tell him the secrets.
>Didn't even bother with an image.
Stop being such a lazy nigger and do something yourself. This is complete shit OP, no effort. Next time, provide more.
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No.48686
Trust me, You don't want it. Just live your life and grow old and die eventually like everyone else. When you are reunited with God you will live finally for the first time, and also forever.
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No.48692
>>48686
Heaven is a gay weakling's wet dream.
Instead of that I want to suffer on Earth until it explodes. Not sure what I do next, but I will have an eternity to get bored and get amused. It should be alright in average.
Not OP btw.
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No.48759
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