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 No.47785

As you may have heard, there has been a recent uptick in meteors entering the Earth's atmosphere, specifically in the vicinity of Florida. A couple of years ago, an asteroid landed in the Bering Sea and was kept quiet by NASA as there were no apparent casualties. 6 years ago in Chelyabinsk, an asteroid exploded in the atmosphere, and hundreds were injured by broken glass.

These events are part of a general upswing in meteoric activity which is set to climax tomorrow, April 6, 2019, 1:31pm EDT (April 7, 2019, 4:31am Sydney time) when an object which has not been detected will make impact at a point about halfway between Australia and New Zealand at roughly 160°E longitude, 23°S latitude.

Your next question will be, "How do you know about it if it has not been detected?"

The United States of America has been operating (since 1995) a program somewhere in New Mexico that permits the receipt of signals from the future. The program is used exclusively for the protection of our own national security interests and is compartmentalized so intensely that there are 29 souls on Earth who know the name of the project. Utterance of that name online or over a telephone results in being flagged. However, I can say that it was the reason for the shuttering of the Stargate program. Clairvoyants, while helpful to our mission, were rendered obsolete by the new program which is much more reliable than the intuitions of humans who make mistakes, especially regarding such a nascent human ability.

Earlier this week, our program briefed the NSC concerning future reports of a cataclysm in the South Pacific. At the time indicated, an object will strike, generating a tsunami which will put much of the eastern seaboard of Australia under water. According to these reports, even days after the event, there is no way to tell how many lives were lost except by counting missing persons reports.

Here are the hard facts: 1.) None of the cities on the eastern seaboard have been heard from since the event. 2.) The impact registered a 9.5 on the Richter scale. 3.) The U.S. Marine 4th Division at Darwin is safe, and has been activated to assist in the relief effort. 4.) No part of new Zealand has not been heard from since the event.

That said, the conservative estimate of lives lost is 5 Million, with estimates going as high as 11 million. A large degree of atmospheric pollution is expected, which is likely to have climatological effects globally. The most massive cooperative international relief effort is underway to assist the survivors and rebuild the Australian/NZ government.

We had an internal debate about whether it was possible to evacuate a meaningful number of Australians from the impact area, however, the device may only be used for national security applications… OUR national security.

I don't expect anyone to believe this or to be able to save any lives, however, perhaps it will call attention to the fact that the U.S. routinely withholds information that could save lives, but fails to act due to bureaucratic constraints. To those that have covered up the 4/7 asteroid impact, shame on you.

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 No.47790

On an unrelated (?) note, our program has also detected that around the time of the meteor hit, the volume of shitposts on 8chan will decrease by 93%.

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 No.47792

remember lads

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