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File: f9b0103baecb90a⋯.jpg (37.35 KB, 630x378, 5:3, Atomic-Bomb-630x378.jpg)

 No.46336

i found out what you did, illuminati.

when she posted "get out of berlin as soon as possible" i tried to go to budapest to escape, i caved and went back, then a few weeks later you gave me that post with "the day after ww3 starts ull find her" to stop me from trying to escape again. then a while later, all of a sudden the stars all changed in the sky. a short time later you posted "a couple billion years just passed ;)"

it was all a trick. now you have me, now what? you managed to seperate my wife and me forever. she probably doesnt even exist anymore.

nice job, satanists. youre so evil. i think what i will do is, i will stay right here in berlin and let myself get nuked. then neither my "future wife" nor me will remain. what then, shills?

oh also, im never ever going to have kids. i allways felt that. thats right. fuck your enlightment shit and all that programming shit. i lost everything.

hope you are happy now that you seperated two beings loving themselves uncondtionally and infinitely forever. what are your plans now, shills?

ww3 is soon, come the fuck on. give me some answers. it all doesnt matter anymore. i will be lost forever. really, nice fucking job you have done there, shills. its over now.

 No.46337

File: fef11c34b480f5d⋯.jpg (1.86 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20190225_115801.jpg)

i will torture my mother endlessly as soon as ww3 starts. i will rip off all her limbs seperately and break all her arms. take that illuminati. there is so much i can fantasize about torturing her. there are so many things i can imagine how i can torture her. i will pull out each of her teeth individually. finally my dreams come true and i can torture my wife to my hearts content. because she is so evil and deserves a fate worse than hell. you all do for doing this to me.

she will experience the worst fate that you can even imagine. worse than hell. even worse than my fate. she will pay for this. she is responsible for this. prepare for death. mom. you will suffer. MERCILELLY AND FULL OF PAIN!

as soon as ww3 starts, you are just a sack of meat, mom.

i can also end it now.

>bullet + microwave = death

pic related, actual bullet i have in my possession.


 No.46340

im never getting out will i


 No.46341

>>46337

Hans, shut the fuck up.


 No.46364

File: b391f985841f864⋯.gif (898.5 KB, 487x560, 487:560, animu girl hitting sad pep….gif)

I eat pussy like madman


 No.46367

File: 9d55f70a92789be⋯.png (39.52 KB, 700x700, 1:1, ackchyually.png)

>>46364

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Pepe, is in fact, a variant of the original Pepe known as Apu Apustaja or Help Helper.


 No.46370

>Bullet+microwave=death

Might want to double check that math.


 No.46373

File: ee46ecf8d5ef3aa⋯.jpeg (37.8 KB, 665x574, 95:82, self help.jpeg)

>>46367

Auttaja auttaa auttajan apua, joka tarvitsi apua auttaessaan.


 No.46378

>>46367

Based meme conoisseur




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