Deluxe version:
You need a handful of soil from either Lebanon or Iraq, 600 black candles (NOT 666, just 600), menstrual blood from a nun or fresh semen from an Abrahamitic priest, a straight male or lesbian female with a family history of sleep disorders and 100% pure intentions (a virgin is a bonus), and some boiled epoxy.
Budget version:
Mix half a bottle of Irish whiskey with two tablespoons of sugar, a pinch of cardemom, a regular can of Battery or two small cans of Burn or V (Red Bull won't do). Dose evenly every ten minutes from 9pm to 5am. Sleep sitting.
Both are equally likely to work.