/x/ - Paranormal

If you really want to explore the world, then what in God's name are you doing on /x/ right now? You could already be documenting crazy shit right now. Take a gun, ammo, and supplies, and go out there my dude.

>>38987

At your age, it's normal to have no idea about what you want to do with your life. Maybe you don't realise it, but you haven't even fully matured yet. Your brain is still changing. I would suggest that you wait until you're around 30 before doing something crazy and possibly dangerous. You think you have no dreams any more, but what you don't know is that one day you might discover new dreams that will make you feel more alive than you've ever felt. You're way too young to gamble with your life like that.

Having said that… I don't expect you to listen to me, and this is /x/ after all. If you still want to do this, reply to this comment with your current location and I'll give you a few ideas for /x/-themed adventures.

>>38992

I’m central Indiana for the summer, about 30 minutes north of Indy. In September I’ll be in Peoria Illinois for as lon as want to kee my job. Very flexible, plenty of opportunities to leave and dick around in the woods/haunted places. Any suggestions would be great.

>>38987

I can show you the door to an alternative perspective of the world. I think it might lead to crazy shit, because this perspective unveils many secrets. I'm already experiencing crazy shit. I look for someone to share it with sometimes. I'll share the first secret with you if you're willing to receive it privately. Anything else can be discussed here if that's what you want. Shortly after learning of these things, my literal physical vision became altered. I think I can see bioelectromagnetic fields now. I think that's what they're called, anyway. Most people don't have the patience to take a chance on something that sounds made up though. Regardless, I won't waste your time. Here's your offer to see the mysterious.

>>38996

yofljaox@grr.la

>>38998

Cool. I'll be sitting on the channel til you get there.

>>39007

Hopping back on right now

>>38996

By email?

>>39033

If you want to do email, I can do that if you insist.

Assuming you're the same person, you were given the basic information to start the process. I pretty much told you what you need to know unless you wanted to try my diet. I have no idea if it is necessary. I do not truly know why you would have failed to make it happen. I was only told a short story by a member of that channel saying that such and such happened when he released the tension as I described to you, and I followed right after him in starting the awakening. It's either intuitive or not I'm afraid and I can't do it for you, but you are welcome to return and request elaboration repeatedly until someone uses the right words to make it click. Only he and I have done this (in that channel). The rest in the channel don't understand it at all. He did tell me I explained it poorly after you left. He may or may not be willing to give you a clue. We both practiced unique diets and made conscious efforts to reduce serotonin for over a year. They are tasty diets, but most don't eat that way. We've tried analyzing what this awakening is, and he says it is learning how to release serotonin so it may flow out of the body more quickly. I think he's mostly right, as when I researched serotonin I found it creates muscle tension and is transported passively (implying relaxation is needed). Awakening is learning a new type of breathing to let tension flow out as naturally as it comes. Organisms become blinded, frozen, depressed, and inhibited by excitation through serotonin.

There is no magic involved. No hocus pocus. Not even a LARP. It's a poorly understood physiological process known by few. They say the truth is liberating, and when that jolt of energy I told you about hit me, liberation is what I felt. Immediately a great smile took over my face, and I watched as strange but explainable things happened. You have to be very willing to give up control of your body to start the process by going limp from head to toe. Don't let it scare you when it happens. You can stop it at any moment. It was some days later that I started seeing what I presume are bioelectromagnetic fields. But my friend doesn't see those. I can't say what if any truth will be revealed to you if you awaken.

Good luck.

>>38987

This is nonsense, obviously you have dreams and aspirations and things that you love. Work towards them while you're still young.

>I want to do and see some crazy shit, and I don’t care if I have to risk my life. Any cool shit I find along the way I’ll document here. Tell me where to go and what to do /x/.

This is obviously bullshitting too.

>>38987

Same.

1. Get in a comfortable position.

2. Relax your mind.

3. Take full breaths, filling your diaphragm.

4. Hold your hands up an shape them as if you're carrying something.

5. Explicitly intend in your mind to create a chiball ("I want to create a chiball"), and start moving your hands in whatever way feels natural to grow the chiball.

Keep your head up, and legs spread out.

Ten minutes each day, your life will change soon enough.

>>39037

Why not post here?

>>39428

I have heard of the process going terribly wrong even though normally it is exceedingly safe. I screen candidates to see what their motivations are and state of mind is then try to give them a description of the state of mind necessary to begin. If something goes wrong I don't want the person to be isolated and without live troubleshooting available. The important part can be done in 1-2 hours so I just hang around while it plays out. There is absolutely nothing I can do to make the process start for someone. They'll know right away if it begins.

c>>38987 Have you tried not being a nihilistic NEET faggot, participating in society, and becoming desirable person to have *white babies* with?

>Nothing going on

>fit 21

>belief in supernatural and conspiracy

We get it you smoke weed, fucking nerd.

No but besides bullying I've been doing a lot of mental abstraction in writing and personifying/anthropomorphizeing negative elements of my nature. Which is the gayest run on sentence I think I've ever said. It's pretty neat until that kind of shit turns up in your dreams.

The best way to go is fully armed. Ask Jesus to be your savior, then get in contact with Dave Roberson's church in Jenks, Oklahoma. Back in the day, they had plenty of deliverance, casting out devils, etc.

They had seen it all. People levitating. (saw this myself, in person) the standard head swiveling multiples of 360 degrees on the neck, all sorts of the usual devils showing off and trying to be scary.

They deal in the supernatural, there. The real stuff, not the weird Catholic all-ritual-no-results crap.

>>39494

This, be a retarded normalfag and care about stuff so that you can subject more consciousnesses to life in the Eternal Jew's prison. Don't disengage from the vampiric system. It needs you to sustain it, goy.

Know thyself.

What don't you want?

Move in opposition to that.

Make yourself.

>>45002

true tier joe rogan posting

>>45005

Aw shucks! Do you know if he has mentioned floatation tanks on the show? Or maybe one of his guests?