/x/ - Paranormal

>>37726

>street lamps always go off when I am close.

Same thing with me too

>>37726

Most people notice when somebody is looking at them. Especially if you're looking at them in their eyes. Even if you aren't in their field of vision, they'll notice. It's a bit strange. I believe the scientific explanation is that our minds are wired to recognize faces and immediately pick up on where somebody is looking, so even if somebody only glances in the direction of somebody that is looking directly at them, they'll subconsciously pick up on the face that was looking at them and get a feeling due to that, but I'm not sure if that explains how they can tell even if you aren't in their field of vision. I know you were likely joking around, but it broaches an interesting subject anyway so I'm running with it.

>>37726

>>37728

It's actually a real paranormal phenomenon (people being able to sense when someone is looking at them from behind). I think Rupert Sheldrake wrote about it.

>Be me

>do the same

>But girls never turn away

But…

>Never fuck a single one

There's nothing special about this fag, me doing that and them not moving away doesn't make me chad and them doing it to you doesn't mean they're conscious about you looking, stop overgeneralizing.

>>37726

Metaphysical energy most like, you must get pretty focused on their asses.

>>37726

>be me

>sweaty neckbeard

>creepily stare at hot women's asses

>heavybreathing.mp4

>women always awkwardly cover themselves up

FUCKING PSYCHIC POWERS!!!

>>37727

They're on timers and you notice the ones that turn off u fags

>>38339

That would explain why they're timed perfectly to temporarily turn off while I walk past, as well as turn back on when I make distance each time!

>be me

>girls always avoid me and tell me i suck

I think I also have psycho powers?

>>37726

> be me

> have schizoid personality disorder

> work in an office with 100 other people on your floor

> fly under the radar

> barely talk to anyone

> just does work while in the office

> been here 3 years

> people still don't know my name

> just the way i like it

> stare at the hot girls ass when she is walking away

> she always looks back at me when I look at her ass

> how does she know? eyes in the back of her head?

> she starts saying hi to me for no reason

> wtf nobody ever says hi to me

> be too awkward and just smile without saying a work

> walk back to desk and go back to work

> continue to stare at her ass whenever she is walking away

> she always turns her head to the side and looks back at me

> happens multiple times

> she says hi again next time we pass

> awkwardly say hi back and continue walking back to desk

> why is this hot girl saying hi to me

> and how does she always know when i look at her ass

> get invited to a work party of friday night

> everyone is getting drunk

> she keeps standing too close me but facing away from me

> is she daring me to look at her ass?

> move to a different side of the room

> don't look at her ass

> she ends up standing too close to me again

> move to other side of the room again

> don't look at her ass

> now she doesn't say hi to me at work anymore

> i don't care because i'm schizoid

> i just like to look at her ass

what the fuck is it with everyone calling everyone a schizo? fucking fake skeptics plaguing /x/ and /fringe/ shilling their fear and doubt.

>everyone is just crrraaazyy!

>>38418

Oh so it's just the new meme everyone namecalls eachother by, perhaps in an endearing tone, not an insulting one? That actually makes me feel a whole lot better. I thought there was a large mal-intent but now I see I was wrong. thanks anon for explaining that.

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking

this is the complete truth

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN'T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!!!

The world has to know about this!!!!!