"Part of the 1%? No? Alright, you aren't allowed to move around anywhere in the universe. If you don't clean up my office then you have to die. This is my world, and therefore you have to do whatever the fuck I say, and I get to print money at will, but you have to jump through 50000 hoops to get some."
"Omg we need to go to a music festival! If we do a drum circle we will not be slaves!"