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Alien bread Martian 11/28/17 (Tue) 12:33:05 No.35641
>be alien
>travel millions of light years
>reach earth
>abduct some farmer from New Mexico
>probe said farmer's butt
wtf??? Are aliens gay?
pic related
Martian 11/28/17 (Tue) 13:44:59 No.35642
There's nothing sexual about it, don't fall for deceiving anti-ayy propaganda.
They're just very curious about our anatomy and need constant study to understand us, that's all.
They just want to see how deep in it can go.
Again and again.
Martian 11/28/17 (Tue) 14:33:07 No.35643
Aliens are actually demons that enjoy sodomizing men
Martian 11/28/17 (Tue) 19:49:33 No.35644
Lots of assumptions here. If the aliens are technologically advanced, light years are no problem.
David Jacobs explained "probing some farmer's butt". They want to make hybrids to take over the Earth. Of course they could kill us all, but apparently they want to do it stealthily.
Martian 11/29/17 (Wed) 01:32:08 No.35645
>>35642
Why not just slice open a hobo in rural country, or check their droppings at the wastewater plant instead of poking buttholes of crazy old men?
Martian 11/29/17 (Wed) 01:39:38 No.35646
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0394893/ Good documentary on the subject
Martian 11/29/17 (Wed) 02:19:31 No.35647
Unoriginal basic bitch understanding of the subject. Every blue pill makes this lame observation after thinking about subject for 2 minutes. Try harder.
Martian 01/13/18 (Sat) 16:02:59 No.36200
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>>35641
Nothing gay about it. I'm sure that they probe more than the arse of men. And a man, especially a farmer or fisherman would be the perfect specimen, they're not like most of us who just laze about and eat yogurt.
Martian 01/18/18 (Thu) 04:47:40 No.36226
If the ayys just wanted our DNA for hybrids, they'd have gathered enough of it thousands of years ago. But they still steadily sodomize unsuspecting farmers from new mexico. What's wrong with them? Do they hate God?
Failed Genetic Experiment 01/18/18 (Thu) 15:24:43 No.36228
>>36226
>Do they hate God?
Probably. Maybe it's like a gay test? See which unsuspecting farmers deny them with everything they have, and which ones welcome the sodomizing without any complaint?
Astral Traveller 03/22/18 (Thu) 13:18:09 No.37076
Reminds me of that article about the pitbull traveling 200 miles to bite his owner.
Astral Traveller 03/22/18 (Thu) 19:10:16 No.37077
Indonesian here, what the fuck is going on with @strayedaway and MH370?
Astral Traveller 03/22/18 (Thu) 22:56:46 No.37080
>>37077
What do you mean?