/x/ - Paranormal

>about to go out

>mum asks where I'm going

>tell her I'm going to the bookshop

>she looks at me like a retard, tells me shops are closed on sunday

>silly mum, sunday was yesterday, don't you remember it?

>now she looks worried, like there's something wrong with me

>check the date on television

>it's sunday

Zawarudo!!!!!

>be little

>sleeping in car on our way somewhere

>dreaming about tnt going off near a red fire truck

>suddenly a giant boom scares me awake

>it was thunder from the lightning that struck near the street

>firetruck is right in the next lane to our car

>some years ago I hacked my serrated bread knife out of anger into the edge of my desk (vidya related)

>one of the teeth near the handle became bent

>this bothered me for years and I thought many times about buying a new one

>haven't used the knife much in the last 1-2 months because I'm working in a different city atm

>10 minutes ago I'm about to cut some bread

>check out bread knife

>teeth perfect lined up, nothing bent

Just one of the many weird things that happen in my apartment (and only there)

>falling asleep before class

>half asleep, half awake

>students talking around me starting fitting into my daydream

>teacher is basically a supersaiyan 60 year old with a scratchy voice

>Kamehamehas me awake to listen to him fart around the white board lecturing with his super star curve balls

>I fall asleep at the end of class

>Doesn't wake me up and the final bell rings and I'm late and get detention

>2230 hrs, me starting my shift (graveyard shift)

>have CCTV cameras all over the building

>me monitoring all the views

>notice giant gold spider has made a 10/10 web in front of an exterior camera

>spider and web so impressive I mention it to guy from afternoon shift

>0100 hrs, and I notice "hey where did that spider and web go?"

>roll back video till 0000 hrs, spider and web appear

>event coincides with illuminated sign turning off due to timer

>go frame by frame, each frame about 1/10th of a second

>have spider and entire web vanish in a single frame

>cars driving on road in background show no missing/skipped frames

>University fag

>Go home for weekend, apartment locked, bedroom locked

>Arrive back at Uni, unlock apartment door, unlock bedroom door

>Putting laptop back on desk

>Crumpled post-it note in the way

>Open it, it says "Spaghetti" in feminine handwriting, brown ink, same exact sort of post-it that I had on a pad nearby

I know the word itself makes it seem like meme bullshit, but this is not the first time this has happened. The first time I had roommates that I shared work space with, and the note was more substantial being something like "(my name) don't". I figure they were just fucking with me, but about once a year I get one of these fucking post-its, and this time there's no way anyone could have gotten in to write it. Nobody I talk to even knows my current address other than my parents, but why would a spook write such dumb bullshit?

>>45283

Depends on the spook. To distract you most likely. Maybe to have you realize something if it's some higher level spook.

>>45283

You have a stalker

>Go on /x/ to read neat spooky shit

>There is no neat spooky shit

>Turns out /x/ died half a decade ago

>playing tennis in high school

>partnered with qt3.14 shortstack against a nog and some guy who was probably more grease than flesh

>we rally pretty well, a decent grind of a game

>smash it down center court

>hits the net and disappears

>wtf.jpg

>go and check the net, kinda saggy toward middle

>find ball on opposite side of net

>no holes in net and the ball fancied a shave in the meantime

>quarter sized piece of the ball's typical green hair missing

I'm still baffled to this day.

>>45378

Sort of related

>Tidying up room

>Bed isn't made

>Take comforter off and "flick" it in the air to straighten it out and put it back on

>Forgot flash drive was on bed

>Watch flash drive fly through air

>Flash drive hits wall

>Flash drive disappears

>Important homework on flash drive

>Empty everything except furniture from room which is thoroughly searched

>Check vents too, stick arm in clear to shoulder

>10 years later still haven't found it

I watched it and didn't even see it hit the floor. It's like it vanished as it contacted the wall.

>High school freshman

>Hanging out with friend

>Go innawoods on a bright, clear early afternoon

>Start walking footpath

>Path has a branch that fren hasn't taken before, decide to explore

>Pass through arch made by multiple trees, think several yard long sort of tree tunnel

>Kinda cool, keep walking

>Follow path to the end where it intersects a road

>The fuck are we?

>On other side of road on opposite side of town

>Town has one road that passes through it

>Literally could not have gotten to where we were without crossing that road

Absolutely zero way we could have gotten there without unusual shit. We started on what would have been the left hand side of the road on the West edge of town and walked East. We ended up on the right hand side of the road heading East. The complete opposite side and direction of movement. Even if we had our directions mixed up or got turned around it would have been physically impossible for us to get there without crossing the road at some point which we certainly did not do. Not like I was some 7 year old that misremembered shit either I know what happened.

>>45394

It was probably inside the wall.

I have one for you /x/ here's how it went

>be me

>sitting with skaterbro on his porch

>(relavent) its about 10ft long by 5ft wide so not very big

>stairs going down has a pallet infront of it so if the dog is out she can't get down

>me and him just chatting our usual shit

>i don't smoke weed and he wasn't smoking at the time

>the dog was put inside because she was getting annoying, door was locked and nobody was home

>as skaterbro was talking I heard the light sound of like a bell jingling

>out the corner of my eye i see the dog walking down the stairs

>me and friend lock eyes and both say

"Wait what the fuck!?"

>dog had either just popped into existence at the TOP of the stairs or someone unlocked and opened the door and jumped over the pallet blocking the stairs without either of us noticing

(Reminder that it was a small ass porch)

>no other doors in the house except the back door which was locked

>even if the dog did somehow get out the back we would've noticed the dog walking up the stairs then walking back down

>nothing bad happens, move the pallet and call the dog back, she runs right back up and sits next to us

To this day thats the only weird shit that has happened around me, no rhyme or reason and no harm no foul which is whatever but makes me question more what the fuck had just happened. Dog apparently has powers of teleportation, not really an intresting story in terms of

>muh happening!

But it happened nonetheless

>>45412

Holy shit my grammar is so bad it makes me wanna blow my brains out

>>45283

>>45289

>>45307

YO

You HAVE to read this, both the first text and the first best answer by Kakkerlak.

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/

And turns out that it was true.

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34m92h/update_ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/