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 No.29784

Hi /x/, first time poster here, I need a spell that can change a person from black to white, is that possible? A friend of mine is tired of being a stupid, lazy, and violent nigger, he wants to become an intelligent, productive, and logical white man, he does not mind trading athletic or artistic prowess, and dick shrinkage is not an issue, either.

And yes, he is fully willing to do whatever it takes to get what he sees as a way out of his situation (the only way to leave the crime-infested shithole that is the "black community" is to either die or stop being black).

 No.29785

No.

Best case scenario when whites revolt and go full 1488 he will be put into power to manage black countries into prosperity.


 No.29824

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Sorry OP's friend, this secret magick died with Michael Jackson.


 No.30224

Beeing white is not about the skin colour, he will stay a nigger no matter how bleached his skin is. If he wants to change tell him to meditate and think about his life. Tell him if hes too impatient he can take some golden teacher shrooms, but if they teaching him too fast hes gonna get a trauma. But that cant be a state that is worse than the one he is in momentarily.


 No.30242

Here's a spell you can enchant him with

>Have him stand still with his eyes closed

>Dip your dominant hand in frigid water

>extend hand dominant so it's flat (I.e knifehand)

>proceed to slap the black off his ass


 No.30251

>>30224

Golden Teacher are nothing special though.


 No.30859

Tell him to kill himself, and roll the dice for a new reincarnation


 No.30860

ayo das raycis


 No.30923

We aren't fucking wizards


 No.33067

Code a white person simulator for him, and see if he enjoys it. If he does, makeup and horomonal therapy can help probably.

I wouldn't reccomend trying to change him though. It seems like he just needs a new perspective on life.




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