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 No.25041

I think I know about it, but can someone catch me up on the Mandela effect? I've been reading up on the glitch in reality stories since I'm stuck at a German airport

 No.25044

>>25041

>stuck at a German airport

Don't get raped.


 No.25048

>>25041

Someone remembers thing differently, at times even multiple people. Generally brought up as evidence for parallel words and such.

I believe it's just misremembering. But if I had to come up with a scifi interpretation of it, I wouldn't come up with multiverses. Because it's just too much to create a whole new universe for every little bullshit, and I'm a modest guy.

My bet would be on time and space moving, stretching naturally and dynamically so that the past (and history) might randomly change. Back to the Future would happen randomly, and Marty McFly would cease to exist with no warning or awareness.


 No.25050

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>>25041

thread already exists.

you know what, I'm going to post the most important things here to cancel out the possible shills, but everyone go back to the original thread. if there wasn't a good reason for starting the new thread

https://8ch.net/x/res/18728.html

>The only evidence that any of this has is what currently exists, which is the conflict that people have with far more people's memories than those who agree with it. I see no reason to disbelieve in the effect and instead cling to some bizarre theory of mass memory error.

bernstein bears (originally) became berenstein bears, became berenstain bears.

mirror mirror on the wall snow white now magic mirror on the wall

luke, I am your father starwars now no, I am your father

mr.rogers says "It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood" instead of "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood".

"this" excludes everyone at home, "the" is what he always said and he was including everyone.

Looney Toons now Luney Tunes

Interview with a vampire is now called Interview with the vampire.

sketchers now skechers

mona lisa now smiles

fruit loops is now froot loops

the line "beam me up, scotty" was never uttered in star trek (now)

>"life Is like a box of chocolates- you never know what you're gonna get"

is now

>"life WAS like a box of chocolates- you never know what you ARE going to get"

"if you build it they will come" is now "if you build it he will come"

"Forgive us our tresspasses, as we forgive those who tresspass against us"

is now

"And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors"

coco puffs is now cocoa puffs

chic-fil-a is now chick-fil-a

cheez-itz is now cheez-it

bragg's is now bragg

jiffy peanut butter and jif peanut butter both used to exist but now only Jif exists

jfk assassination had 4 people in the car, now its 6 and the wife is there and is wearing this insane pink dress and the video quality is astoundingly better than it has ever been

look at the world map. it has changed.

JCpenny is now JCpenney

Fabreeze is now Febreze

Oscar Meyer is now Oscar Mayer

mamas and papas california dreamin "I began to pray" is now "I pretended to pray"

woman named "sally fields" "you like me, you really like me"

is now called "sally field" and now says "you like me, right now you like me"

"we are the champions….. OF THE WORRRRRLLLLD!!!" cuts off now and doesn't say "of the world" anymore.

the word "dilemna" is now "dilemma"

the board game monopoly "ventura avenue" is now "ventnor avenue"

LOOK IT UP. DONT LISTEN TO THE DISBELIEVERS. the shills are among us.


 No.25051

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anZQOwx7lk8 gematria calculator values?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Lt9yUf-VY Cern we are happy video (employee holds up mandela sign)


 No.25079

>>25050

WHAT THE FUCK!? It's happening again, now to star trek? He fucking said "beam me up, Scotty" as often as in south park, they said, "Oh my god, you killed Kenny, you bastards!"


 No.25081

How many fucking mandela effect threads do we need?


 No.25083

>>25081

It's a safety mechanism, in case time split deletes threads.


 No.25105

>implying jews do what they do for money and nothing else

They have religious motives too


 No.25125

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>>25105

I'm jewish, or at least I was. I'm something different now. I'm spreading this:

>>25050

>>25051

because I want everyone to know the truth.

you have to keep in mind that alot of the jew meme is just spread by some of the more angry /pol/ers or /pol/ jokers, and by some who legitimately believe the jews are at fault for everything- but i discovered a deeper agenda to the whole jew meme.

some shills who want that jew meme spread WANT everyone to focus all their attention and frustration for all their problems on a giant generalized group of religious people so that they are distracted and don't give any attention to the true leaders of the global elite cult. the tops of corporations and government.


 No.25130

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You guys know this movie? Well, i've watched first on TV THEN it was released on DVD 'n stuff. When i knew it was released, i was like "What? I've seen that shit on TV".


 No.25144

>>25130

Don't they do direct-to-TV movies and then release them on DVD after sometimes? Could be a ME, but check that out just in case.


 No.25147

>>25144

>>25130

I know what you mean. to be totally fair, Yes, it is more likely for some of the incredibly cheap and shitty movies to go on t.v. automatically sometimes, especially the ones meant for kids.

However, some people claim to have seen other movies before they were released that were not as such in this example.

I admit it that I can't remember what those specifically were.


 No.25148

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"totally real people" will take the time and effort to post attempts at highly convincing arguments like:

>In a world with even minutely different geography second order effects wouldn't be how many people are in JFKs car but whether the country exists in this form at all. Move North America one mile West and you've changed every person that will ever be born there. Do you realize how astoundingly unlikely it is that your sperm in particular was successful?

>you just have a bad memory

>memory is imperfect, u r shit, theres no alternate universes

>the number of people in JFK assassination car went back to 4! whoops now it's back to 6! haha! am I doing it rite guis?

>wow it sure is summer in here!

>it's just the weekend, and everyone in this entire thread, no, everyone that believes in the mandela effect is from saturday and are all retarded

>nice meme!

>I bet you're a millennial. They don't seem to remember anything.

>I bet your young, that's why you can't remember anything and are stupid and believe in the mandela effect

>I bet your old, that's why you can't remember anything and are stupid and believe in the mandela effect

>The only people I know who care about this shit are all complete fucking idiot retards. For goodness sakes it really is not worth the time and effort to think about this so much. Why are you so scared if the past is changing or not? You should be devoting your thought to more important matters.

>berenstain is the only thing that they changed- the rest of that stuff is just your mind playing tricks on you, and it wasn't a parallel dimension- it was just the jews

(notice how they try to admit a little in desperation to placate "the unforgotten" / mandela effect believers)

also know this- I'm jewish, or at least I was. I'm something different now and I want everyone to know the truth.

you have to keep in mind that alot of the jew meme is just spread by some of the more angry /pol/ers or /pol/ jokers, and by some who legitimately believe the jews are at fault for everything- but i discovered a deeper agenda to the whole jew meme. some shills who want that jew meme spread WANT everyone to focus all their attention and frustration for all their problems on a giant generalized group of religious people so that they are distracted and don't give any attention to the true leaders of the global elite cult. the tops of corporations and government.


 No.25149

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>HAHA I just realized where your major malfunction is. All of your primary knowledge of media prior to 2000 comes from parodies. 90% of your list are paraphrased parodies of the original material, found in cartoons and comedy movies. The rest are you just being an illiterate twat. but don't listen to me, I must a shill.. OoooooOOooh dumbass.

>wow everyone who believes in the mandela effect is a stubborn conspiracy theorist who can't handle anyone being right! I'm going to tell everyone that mandela people think: "anyone who disagrees with me is a shill" but I'm going to kee shilling by simultaneously posting that argument and also saying the mandela effect is fake and wrong and a lie in every thread!

>Its not a conspiracy its just when some idiot remembers something poorly and puts his recollection on a webpage or in an email and spreads the bad info to others who automatically trust it.

>In the old days information was handed down by telling stories so by the time it had been passed around a dozen times, it was completely different.

>it's called "remembering something incorrectly and its for normalfags or /fringe/-tier autists.

>You remember things wrong, but in your case your ego doesn't let you admit you may possibly have remembered something incorrectly, Now fuck off

>thousands of people are all remembering things wrong in all the same ways because they are idiots, and someone told them to think that, and it's important for me to run around posting that everyone is wrong in every mandela thread because if I dont everyone will think they are right- when they are actually totally wrong, and the list you posted is a joke, and three quarters are obvious and the last quarter I just don't care about!

>You're just an eyesore!

>You will be ignored

>You will be forgotten

>all of these are bs because the brain remembers bernstein better but it's just the brain correcting the thought to make it easier for itself.

when "totally real people" or "TRP's" surface in such numbers… it can only mean we are doing or thinking of something they do not want us to

The only evidence that any of this has, is what currently exists. That which is the conflict that people have with far more people's memories than those who agree with it. I see no reason to disbelieve in the effect and instead cling to some bizarre theory of highly specific mass memory error. There is currently no worthy acceptable explaination for how so many people from so many different places all over the world could possibly remember (exactly) all the same commonly recognizable and well known events, names, locations of continents and other places, and general miscellaneous things all WRONG, in EXACTLY the same ways.

You can not trick us, You can not fool us. You will not make us forget. stop lying to yourself. deny yourself the truth no longer. We are the unforgotten.


 No.25150

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CERN created the internet.

or at least that's what the facts are in this timeline.

in my timeline CERN never created the internet.

in my timeline the internet was created in the earlier days of the military to create a new secret more secure form of communication, and the project was used by the earlier hackers who basically found and then began to use the internet for their own needs, and the military did nothing to stop it, but rather sat back and watched. they always wanted others to use it, because look at what it became today. today the internet is the largest worldwide surveilance system where people unknowingly or knowingly give their information to the entire world. However, it is beginning to appear more as though CERN may have hijacked the timeline for their own purposes and made themselves the original creators of the internet. in theory, how much money or power would one person hold if they were to go back in time and become the original creator of google, and never sell it?- let alone the entire internet?

here are some links, some are more conflicting than others- perhaps due to timeline residue. not everything gets changed or erased, similarly to how so many people remember things differently.

https://home.cern/topics/birth-web

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/09/history-internet/

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2407539,00.asp

http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=81408

http://www.whoishostingthis.com/blog/2014/11/11/arpanet/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_World_Wide_Web

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Internet

http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question50007.html

http://techland.time.com/2012/07/25/how-government-did-and-didnt-invent-the-internet/

http://www.cs.ucsb.edu/~almeroth/classes/F04.176A/homework1_good_papers/Alaa-Gharbawi.html


 No.25153

>>25144

>>25147

But i live in Brazil, and such thing never happened here. It's ALWAYS cinema>DVD>TV.


 No.25157

>>25153

it's like that in USA too. don't get me wrong or anything, I know what you mean.

I would say sorry for zika (to be nice) but even we got zika here now. all as planned. thanks bill fucking gates and your genetically modified zika spreading mosquitos. look that shit up. all designed.


 No.25163

>>25150

ARPANET was the first implementation of TCP/IP and later Tim Berners Lee at CERN first implemented HTTP and the first web browser. WorldWideWeb. They were both important.


 No.25164

>>25050

>luke, I am your father starwars now no, I am your father

>Looney Toons now Luney Tunes

>sketchers now skechers

>mona lisa now smiles

>fruit loops is now froot loops

>the line "beam me up, scotty" was never uttered in star trek (now)

>coco puffs is now cocoa puffs

>chic-fil-a is now chick-fil-a

>cheez-itz is now cheez-it

>jiffy peanut butter and jif peanut butter both used to exist but now only Jif exists

>Fabreeze is now Febreze

>Oscar Meyer is now Oscar Mayer

>"we are the champions….. OF THE WORRRRRLLLLD!!!" cuts off now and doesn't say "of the world" anymore.

>the word "dilemna" is now "dilemma"

These things were always this way. Get the fuck out of my universe you fucking dimension-hopping wetback. Trump's gonna build a quantum wall and make you berenstein niggers pay for it.


 No.25167

>>25164

sounds good if that send us back home, fuck this fake reality.


 No.25181

>>25164

hue hue hue such shill such lie wow


 No.25182

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

anyone else remembers Rod Sterling??WELL GUESS WHAT HE'S CALLED SERLING IN THIS REALITY


 No.25195

posting more insane info soon. not sure what soon is, but you will see it if you continue to lurk /x/


 No.25196

^ and beware imposters and shills.

alright people?


 No.25234

>>25050

The Catholic prayer one isn't the Mandela Effect. I remember everyone one day saying it differently in church and when I asked everyone said the Vatican decided to change it for some reason.

It doesn't count if the change is acknowledged.


 No.25235

>>25234

No anon, OLD books even changed. the wording of the phrase itself in the text of OLD books is different.


 No.25236

WINE SKINS, WINE BOTTLES


 No.25254

>>25164

gtfo skeptic shill. there is no reason that a normal person would willingly go on /x/ to intentionally fuck around and not like everything


 No.25274

>>25235

It's just different translations. The original version in Scripture was written in Koine Greek, so there's more than one way to render it in English. I actually haven't met anyone who says "And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors"; everywhere I go it's still "Forgive us our tresspasses, as we forgive those who tresspass against us". So unless the internet transcends dimensional barriers I'd say that nothing actually changed and you just came across a translation you hadn't seen before.


 No.25279

Letters are changing. Some are missing, some are replaced; some are subtle, some are not. Gather the letters and decode them. The answers are all there. You can fix this.


 No.25333

>>25274

shll pls


 No.25691

lots of shills but totally useless ones.


 No.27337

>>25041

Did anyone have expirence multiples deja vu in a moment?

This happen to me very fast and it didn't feel like a normal deja vu that can be scientific explained, but as something else It was more odd and strange.

First I experience the feeling of a deja vu, when I was about to say something about it to myself, I realise that it was part of the same deja vu. A feeling, a strange thought was in my mind: that moment it had already repeated multiples times in my life each with an slight change on it.

thought after thought keep coming at my mind, each talking about the last one.

The final thought was: "I even know if the time have being changed?, It problably did already, but each time seem like I keep forget about it, better not thiking about"

That wasn't me talking.


 No.27342

>>25050

Unfortunately for you, i actually remember a good chunk of the shit you posted.

Darth Vader's full line is "No Luke, I am your father."

The queen was addressing a magic mirror with "mirror mirror."

There are different translations of the Lord's Prayer, so the way you remember that line depends on which one your family hung in the kitchen.

Ventnor Avenue is the monopoly property, Ventura Avenue is a replacement cooked up by people who couldn't pronounce "Ventnor"

Fabreeze and dilemna are misspellings by illiterates.

It's always been Looney Tunes, because that's how you fucking spell looney.

Mona Lisa's mouth easn't drawn clearly, so some will think she's smiling and others might not.

I'm sure most of the rest are wrong, but those aren't my cultural touchstones.


 No.27452

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Hillary Rodham mentioned that Muhammad Ali just died while talking in the second presidential debate, she's a lizard so what does that mean?


 No.27507

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>>25041

Mandela Effect / alternative universes explained

this video will blow your mind

Look at it to finish. The patience pays off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZkU6lV9YF0


 No.27513

>>25050

>>25274

>>25279

>"Forgive us our tresspasses, as we forgive those who tresspass against us"

> is now

>"And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors"

It was always both. Matthew was debts and debtors, Luke trespasses, both paraphrased then translated, not direct quotes from Jesus.

For direct quotes read The Book of Thomas, Nag Hamadi library.


 No.27531

>watching demolition man

>pizza hut won the fast food wars

>in the future all restaurants are pizza hut

This was taco bell.. this was even used in a taco bell ad campaign…

what the fuck?!??


 No.27532

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.27534

>>27452

Well it is very possible that she killed him, think about it. It all makes sense now.


 No.27537

>>27532

Question: I remember seeing this movie multiple times years back, and i distinctly remember the restaurant being Taco Bell, why the sudden badly dubbed pizza hut in the new television version?

Answer: A number of the European releases of the film replaced Taco Bell with Pizza Hut, as Pizza Hut has a significant international presence, whereas Taco Bell is relatively unknown outside the US, with very few restaurants. While most versions around these days keep the US original dialogue, the altered versions do occasionally crop up, particularly on television.


 No.27567

>>25050

>"we are the champions….. OF THE WORRRRRLLLLD!!!" cuts off now and doesn't say "of the world" anymore.

Bullshit:

https://youtu.be/04854XqcfCY?t=2m23s


 No.27623

>>27507

white jew please go


 No.27742

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>mona lisa now smiles

This is the one that really irks me. Not only the mona lisa smiles, it's the exact fucking reason that painting's famous in the first place or at least it is in France.. It's the mysterious, subtle smile. So if this is part of the mandela effect, it's way more than a "glitch". Do you remember the painting not being exposed in the Louvre, too ?


 No.27766

>>25079

>you killed Kenny

>not "they killed Kenny"

Oh no.


 No.27769

>>27766

They say both, I think.


 No.27770

>>27742

Monna Lisa has always smiled, stop making shit up. And her name is Monna, not Mona.


 No.27783

>>27769

Oh thank god.


 No.27791

>>27337

This shit happens so often to me it's not even funny. A deja vu where I'm experiencing a deja vu and me thinking how I'm in a deja vu


 No.27793

>>27791

I've gotten this a lot lately. After not having deja vu at all for what seemed like many years


 No.27806

>>27791

all the fucking time, man


 No.32231

I just found out that I'm now in a universe where Ewan McGregor is straight.


 No.32233

I never got anything from the Mandela Effect.

I remember him dying and the autist at his funeral, who later was sent to a ward.

Never was really into pop culture or anything, so I never even knew that Berenstain and similars.

However until some years ago I used to experience Deja vus of enormous proportions.

Some people at the time travel forum reported having some similar Mandela Effect, albeit different from the usual Mandela Effect "facts".


 No.32252

I don't know why we have a few different mandela effect threads, and the best ones with the most details get bumplocked or just randomly disappear and the old threads with less details get bumped back from the dead


 No.32256

>>25050

I'd just like to say that I watch star trek on an autistic level for years memorising episode names, scripts, what episode in a season etc and they NEVER said "beam me up scotty" they even reference it in a joke like manner in next generation. People saying "beam me up scotty" was just a meme and most people who said it never even watched the show. Trust me, those words were never uttered there is "Beam me up Mr. Scot" or "One to beam up" but something like "Beam me up" is even out of context and character.

Secondly, the whole "is Mona Lisa smiling?" has been a thing since it began. It is part of Davincis technical skill and artistic subtebtly. Mona Lisa smiling or not, or to what degree and emotion she is invoking is relative to the viewer, its art, its subjective.

The whole thing with the brand names is bullshit, throughout my life I have seen scores of corporate logos and labels change slightly and it is to do with rebranding because you can easily find the old boxes etc with the original on it.

Now while I have actually changed the lyrics to california dreaming back to the original with concentration and clearly remember many things in star wars to be different you have to realise that you have jumped to conclusions to quickly on some of them. Star wars in itself is a great example as it has gone through so many re-edits and remasters that it is hard to verify a lot. I am not denying the mandela effect quite clearly something is going on however some people are being incredibly moronic and short-sighted about it all, ultimately detracting from the real instances.

>>25130 - this for example. I saw this at the cinema with all the other spy kid movies, you're memory is shitty and you are pulling vagueness into a hazy conpsiracy - only try to say something has changed if you are 100% certain and remember it so clearly. Now we have dumbasses way out of their field trying to analyse rennaisence art when they know nothing about it. Likewise with JFK, don't even try to get into that from the mandela effect perspective when you have DECADES of hoaxes, speculation, cover-ups and obscuring. Stick with what you know.

>>27513 This is the most dumb of all the rabbit holes to plunge yourself into; The Bible. People see a little difference and they go "MANDELA EFFECT!!!!", that mentality is self-destructive and self-indulgent as absolute fuck as you go on an infinite spiral of confusion chasing something people have always debated on how it was said or what was said.

>>25079 Sometimes I wonder if people like this are the real shills; making people think things have changed when they quite clearly haven't. But to be honest I find it easier to assume peoples ignorance and stupidity. The whole "you killed kenny" thing is so FUCKIN STUPID it gives me a sore head. Did you ever even watch the show? It was a fuckin pun they used in almost every episode till the later seasons, they changed it all the time and it was NEVER static to one saying. Fuckin morons, think critically instead of being a braindead dupe.




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