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File: 1433711795007.jpg (76.7 KB, 416x424, 52:53, ben-garrison.jpg)

 No.14003

Post psuedo-historical secret facts.

Pastebin of the best of last thread:

http://pastebin.com/pSTz8Q9f

The "Zyklon Ben" meme was not originally created by 4chan's /pol/ board. It actually was part of a rare "leak" from an alternate universe in which Ben Garrison actually is a radical neo-Nazi. The last expedition sent in by the United States military reported that Ferguson was used by Ben to start a race war, which he's winning. The military is taking drastic measures to keep any more things from leaking into our world.

 No.14040

bump


 No.14048

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i mean, mostly disinfo

The lost continent of Atlantis is actually South America

>its probably where the atlantic ocean is pre-deluge

Our world actually exists in a storm of energy that leaks into our worldline from a parallel universe with vastly different rules, that is somehow connected to ours. Everything strange and unexplained that happens on our planet is connected somehow to this energy field. The storm prevents us from being contacted by the rest of our species, which strides through the stars led by a magus-king with unbelievable power. We might not like it so much when they finally find us. The governments of the world know they are coming, as the remnants of a failed landing in 1947 are still being examined by the U.S. government. The secret of making an exploding shell from heavy water is stumping the best minds they have.

>ok i buy this but its still at max 60-90% percent correct

>we are actually in a single cell (galaxy) surrounded by a thin cell wall (of rocks or whatever the ring around the milky way is)

Harry Houdini is alive, or was ten years ago, and was last seen in Zimbabwe. Elvis is alive, and currently living in Utah. He went into hiding after he had a vision of the angel Moroni while eating a fried banana and peanut butter sandwich that contained hairs from the leg of the living saint of tarantulas. The living saint was amused at his conversion to Mormonism.

>dont care, its not imporant so is it sounds like disinfo

The government is dismantling all of its radio telescope programs and has de-funded SETI because covering up the alien signals constantly bombarding the Earth. They're having a hard time keeping the scientists from divulging the secret. The existence of aliens isn't the secret part. The secret part is that something is answering them, and it's coming from the moon.

>aliens spells "allianse", demon is what they used to be called, which translates to from moon in 3+ languages

Only one of the Olsen Twins is still alive.

>i have a really good theory here that most twins– one is a muse/puppet/possessed and one is a human. but not the olsen twins im sure

The water of the Ganges is amazingly resilient to corruption, and will remain drinkable when other water won't, resist habitation by bacteria despite being filled with sewage and dead bodies, and generally abhors contamination. What they don't want anyone to know is that this property is rapidly spreading, and no one knows why.

>care?

The government has spent billions of dollars campaigning to undermine advocacy groups calling for a halt to the destruction of the rainforest. The domestic counter intelligence operations, black propaganda, and political fallout of resisting the environmental movement is much, much easier to deal with than what might happen if people knew why we're really burning the rainforest.

>this is how all groups ever broke up. the kkk. the black panthers. the bloods. the tibetan monks. the https everywhere movement. even womens rights. using this to cover the

Cats carry a parasite that causes a disease, toxoplasmosis. Mice and rats infected with this disease gradually lose their fear of cats, and some scientists theorize that this disease is the reason why some people compulsively hoard cats. Cattle carry a similar disease, and the food industry is keeping a lid on it.

>so does mercury

>according to dartmuth - since 500bc it was known to cause problems, wikipedia says since 1800 at least (minimata disease/mad as a hatter)

idk man

want more?

heres a few random ones.

coil spring matresses are really coil arrays. google it

shit even mouthwash is really jet fuel (for gingervitus aliens?) seriously… alcohol and ethonal and hydrogen based stuff


 No.14196

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>>14048

The OP of the first thread said to not try to debunk anything, as that's what shat up the halfchan thread he tried to start. Note the "pseudo" in the title. I see them more as SCP-esque scary story snippets, and on an anonymous site, you don't know what's real and what isn't.

>on topic

Mollusks are not of this Earth. They arrived from their world from the portal at the bottom of the Challenger Deep. The other thing to arrive from the portal to our world is Mountain Dew.


 No.14206

The Universe is little more than a cell in one enormous being. Some may call him God, but he prefers to go by Kevin.


 No.14474

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Frederick Brennan, also known as Hotwheels, is a hybrid between a human and one of the great beings of darkness that hide in the asteroid belt. He's currently trying to gather enough magical energy to unleash his final form.


 No.14588

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 No.14589

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

everything Francis E Dec said was right


 No.14606

OP is a heterosexual.


 No.14608

On Sep. 11, 2001, Twin Towers and Building 7 were brought down by a controlled demolition, but it wasn't done on purpose. No. Seriously!

The buildings were equipped during constructions with explosives (Swiss defense-system) in case of civil unrest/war or an invasion, which could be demolished if they were ever overrun by a militia/foreign army. Unfortunately, being occupied by two, burning jet liners triggered the dormant explosives and the buildings crumbled in their own footprints.

So, as you can see, they couldn't just come out and say they allowed people to work in buildings rigged with explosives for decades and that's why it looked like a series of controlled demolitions. Because that would be embarrassing.


 No.14647

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"The Blue Planet Project" is a supposed expose of a UFO cover-up that has been circulating in UFO circles for quite a while. While much of the information within sounds preposterous, it claims that the NSA can spy on you through phone calls and computers. This was at least a decade before the Edward Snowden leaks.


 No.14648

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Barrack Obama is a clone of Akhenaten, the Egyptian pharoah that both established monotheism is Egypt and founded the precursor to modern Freemasonry. Michelle is a clone of his mother, Beyonce is his original bride.


 No.14649

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The Illuminati is real, but it is not some metaphorical, enlightenment-esque "illumination" they seek. It is actually a very secret, very powerful cult of sun-worshipers.


 No.14675

>>14647

Like I dont think anyone ever doubted they could.

Rather, what was significant from what snowden said was that the information was collected passively, en masse.


 No.14718

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back when Elvis died the government attempted to clone him. the clone was evil and escaped from the desert lab and is still at large murdering at will.


 No.14719

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>>14718

hence all the Elvis sightings….


 No.14722

Six thousand years after the creation of the universe, the apocalyptic prophesies from the Book of Revelations were fulfilled. We are all descendants of the people who were left behind and have been living in a post-apocalyptic world/universe ever since.


 No.14751

HWHAT TGE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE


 No.14764

Bigfoot's feet are actually quite small. The name was supposed to be ironic.


 No.14776

>>14649

True but it isn't the regular sun, or some kind of "solar" spiritual illumination or principle of light they worship, that's the exoteric symbolism. The esoteric symblism of sun worship is the black sun which represents the corrupted demiurge.

The demiurge is the automatic system instantiating our world from the instructions given by the logos. The demiurge developed a lower ego, the "corrupted demiurge", in response to the physical world it created and continues to create, just as human souls develop the lower ego upon conception in response to environmental stimuli.

The top layers of the world's various secret societies who together make up this group of worshipers of the corrupted demiurge are the puppets of higher corrupted-demiurgic-factions like greys, reptilians, etc. who are in turn puppets of higher dark hyper-dimensional entities more in line with what we might call demon lords.

The earth has been in a sort of time-quarantine away from the greater body of time for the last 3000 years. It was placed in this quarantine because our planet has experienced an unusual amount of interference from hyper-dimensionals, that substantially deviated our timeline from the path to evolution to fourth-density Service To Others existence we are fated to undergo. The quarantine was put in pace to allow us extra time to work out and learn from the negativity that our world has been saddled with by higher negative entities. We are in the last days of the quarantine and soon things are going to get pretty crazy.


 No.14780

Bigfoot… Was George Washington all along!


 No.14796

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good tobicks ben

>mercury=mark ore=markurλ;

its a schwa

>vax also has aluminum

>both are electric/radio conductors

>its the mark of the beast

>aluminum barium chemtrails

>skynet

>one radio to rule them all

>demon translates as from moon in 3+ languages

>aliens spells "alliance", its a fucking schwa

>coils are used for building radios

>4x4 array is a grid

>antenna means radio exciting the electrons of metal

>matress are really coil arrays aka "flexible receivers arrays" = satellite

>λλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλλ


 No.15105

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bump


 No.15167

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Laser eye surgery is becoming the new standard for correctional eye surgeries. This is because the procedure is also designed to "lock" your eyes, making it impossible to see certain anomalous happenings. This is being done so "human doppelgangers" like mannequins, dummies, statues, and other depictions of the human form cannot contact real humans.

This is a good thing.


 No.15173

>>14796

There is a haunted house in saint louis that if you use the toliet you will never be able to poop in comfort again.


 No.15232

>>15105

For the most part I'll buy it, but I'm gonna need a fuckton of convincing to believe the queen of bongistan is anything of any relevance at all


 No.15237

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 No.15239

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Every Johnny Cash song, not just the obvious, gospel ones, is about spiritual or Biblical themes. For example, Ring of Fire is about a man who is seduced by a succubus and is condemned to hell as a result. A Boy Named Sue is about how God puts people in unfortunate situations to actually help them spiritually and mentally.


 No.16474

bump


 No.17089

Many video game characters have been based on real people, such as Psycho Mantis.


 No.17092

>>14048

>even mouthwash is really jet fuel

well thank god i'm made of steel beams


 No.17104

>>15239

>A Boy Named Sue is about how God puts people in unfortunate situations to actually help them spiritually and mentally.

You're putting god in there, anon. Your perceptual bias sees god everywhere.


 No.19654

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>>14718

hunka hunka burnin' evil synthetic..


 No.20258

B U M P

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 No.21521

The earth is flat and hollow.

many Sci-fi films hold more truth than "based on a true story" films

We are controlled and manipulated more than you know


 No.21525

Space doesn't actually exist. The stars are just painted on.


 No.24751

>>14196

OP from halfchan thread and older 8chan thread here. Glad to see someone else sees what I had originally intended with the thread.

Sorry to necro; I will likely be contributing to this thread very often in the future. Topics such as these are my personal favorites when it comes to /x/. Pity they get de-railed by knowitalls and needless debate.


 No.28314

Bump. Really enjoying reading these.


 No.28426

>>14048

Why are they burning the rainforest ?


 No.28428

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>>28426

It might have something to do with the giants that live deep in the forest.


 No.28429

The black plague that killed tens of millions of people in Europe was divine punishment for abandoning the old religion. The chronicles of the time are full of reports of strange lights in the sky, and wherever they were witnessed, people started dying.

Sometimes a masked person was seen spraying something in the fields with a tool that resembled a scythe. That mask later became the inspiration for the one used by the plague doctors, and the scythe became a symbol of death.


 No.28430

>>28428

Ok ta

>>28429

Gods of Eden by William Bramley goes into this


 No.28486

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Bump for more stories pls


 No.28490

>shit up /x/ by making dumb stories up


 No.28496

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>>28490

These are good entertainment you fucking nigger.


 No.28505

>>28496

No, they're shit. GOOD /x/ threads are real, not "i tell scary story xDDDDD"

>>>/reddit/

>>>/r/nosleep


 No.28515

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>>28505

Thats the point of this shit you colossal faggot. Theres some seriously terrifying stuff out there and this kind of stuff helps us relax a little. Its a small bit of fun before we return to whatever it is that we are escaping from, be it real or not.


 No.28517

>>28490

>>28505

You do know you can just hide threads you don't like, right?


 No.28518

>>28515

>>28517

That's what reddit is for. Stop shitting up the board and contribute to actually good threads.

>>>/r/nosleep


 No.28521

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>>28518

Fuck reddit and fuck you


 No.28538

The upper echelons of society are completely controlled by competing factions of Jews and skinwalkers, with only very few genuine Gentile humans in power and of course no way to verify it. Of course, that's not to say that every Jew and skinwalker on the planet is in on it. There are poor communities of Orthodox Jews who the elites don't care about, and there are lone skinwalkers living in squalor in the woods who elites don't care about. That said, those who are already in power get to enjoy all the benefits of nepotism and in-group preference.

This is the reason why there are no surviving legends describing skinwalkers as we know them from /x/ and /k/. The skinwalker elites have suppressed the original legends and sowed new ones which describe a sort of witchdoctor instead of the strange creatures that skinwalkers really are. The reason why we're allowed to talk about skinwalkers here is because the elite skinwalkers don't really believe we can harm anything, and besides that they find the greentext stories amusing. "I wouldn't worry about it" is a popular in-joke among them.

The elite Jews are hyper-aware of the threat of being replaced by skinwalkers. As a result, they've developed extremely strong in-group behaviors. They have special coded greetings, secret rituals, and even their own private language, and it's all designed to detect skinwalker infiltration.

What the Jews don't realize is that the skinwalkers have already cracked their codes, and just how many of them have already been replaced.


 No.34684

>>14003

OP is not a faggot in an alternate universe.


 No.34845

If you happen to live alone somewhere very distant from civilization there is a very small chance, that in times of great need you will be visited by a middle-aged man in a brown skin coat and torn worn-out jeans. He will be very polite at all times and will introduce himself simply as 'John'. He will be carrying a small wooden music box with no engraving or anything else worth noting on it. He will tell you that the box plays only one song and if you play it he will come back and help you in need. But there is one catch. One person who you haven't ever seen or knew somewhere in the world will die. If you decide to press play button the music box will play a peculiar tune, nothing like you've ever heard before. Oddly enough tune ends with a heavy, disturbing breathing with many interruptions, as if breating person was shaking violently. The recording will then end abruptly and in the same moment you will again hear knocking on your door. It will be the same man with same polite tone offering the help you need. In the end he will thank you kindly for your cooperation and leave taking the box with him. He will leave to give the box to someone else in need, somewhere in the world, someone you haven't ever seen or knew…


 No.34906

>>28429

what old religion was abandoned? Odin-ism?


 No.34907

>>34906

Yes, but more in general, polytheism.


 No.34927

>>34845

I'd tell him I'd agree to catch so long as that person was also black, a jew, or non-white. I wouldn't even need him for anything, I'd just keep pressing the button.




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