No.57372
>>57370
Don't test me Styles, I'll start dumping trap doujins.
No.57373
>>57372
We don't like your kind of people here.
No.57374
>Charlotte on best show
Now we need Bayley and Summer Rae
No.57375
No.57376
>>57375
>cenafag is still here
No.57378
>>57377
Haaa fuck yes
Maria turning heel and distracting AJ every match when?
No.57379
>>57378
Heh, this was fun.
No.57380
>Starting with based Charlotte
ayy
No.57382
She really shouldn't be doing the woooo. It just reminds me she's riding on Ric Flair's name.
She's fairly hot and decent in the ring. Doesn't need it. The name and theme is enough.
Also
>blond aryan vs niggress sheebon.
I know who I'm rooting for.
No.57384
No.57385
No.57386
>>57385
WOMYN'S MATCH DESERVES THE MAIN EVENT SHITLORD!
No.57387
It's a pity Sami isn't a Pakistani instead of Syrian, that'd be funnier for him vs Pooinloo stiffman.
No.57388
That was 5 minutes between commercials.
Five fucking minutes at most. How the fuck is that acceptable.
No.57389
>People asking why Shinsgay isnt in this
>People actually want Shinsgay vs Orton
No.57390
No.57391
>You Americans don't accept diversity
He should mention the current year then start praising Justin Trudeau in all of his promos.
No.57392
>>57391
Quick, give me Social Jinder Warrior macros.
No.57393
Press 3 if Luke gets Kayfabe injured by Jinder and does not show up on TV for half a year. He comes back with a new gimmick, he is now Luke LARPer and he comes out riding a horse, dressed as a medieval knight, wielding sword and shield. He cuts a promo about how he wants to extinguish the muslims from his realm and implement christianity as the one true religion, yells "DEUS VULT" and proceeds to have a feud with both Sami Zayn and Jinder Mahal
No.57394
>>57391
At least he's getting proper heel heat. More than most heels that aren't called Miz or KO can say these days.
No.57395
And now, Orton and Wyatt begin to hinder Jinder's win.
No.57396
>>57394
And he would get more if he says "it's 2017" and "Praise Trudeau"
No.57397
>>57396
Current year meme sure, but people wouldn't get the Trudeau thing.
No.57399
>>57398
It can't be helped. Post WM is usually a slow time from what I remember.
No.57400
>Queen won
As it should be
No.57402
>The state of the American Alphas.
No.57403
Lana is one of best girls.
No.57404
>>57403
>Lana's new gimmick is being a stripper because Vince likes to cuck Rusev.
No.57406
>>57405
>AJ wins the title
>Southern boy is the face of America
What did Vince mean by this?
No.57407
No.57408
I missed most of it, whats happened so far?
No.57409
Nakamura needs to actually have a match soon or the hype's gonna die.
No.57410
>>57409
He is the king of strong style entrances.
No.57411
AJ bumping like a maniac for this bald edgy fuck
No.57412
No.57414
>41 replies total
Well at least this thread can be used next week.
No.57417
No.57418
Fox still the best actor on the roster, she needs a push
No.57419
>daivari with the saudi prince gimmick
Now this is good shit
No.57420
>Repackaging 205 Live wrestlers.
205 Live storylines are very hit and miss. TJP as Neville's advocate and Tozawa vs Kendrick are good storylines, Dar's cucking and Daivari's as Yusuf Amir from GTA storylines are really bad.
No.57421
No.57423
I knew that belt reminded me of something
No.57424
Shane on talking smack is shit
No.57425
>this thread
Smackdown confirmed B Show
No.57426
>>57425
Loathing Brandy as a champ for the 1xth time isn't for everyone.
No.57427
>>57420
Does Tozawa still use the top rope brainburster?
No.57432
>plan to take an hr nap before SD because slept like shit last night
>end up sleeping through SD
>come to /wooo/ after watching SD recap
>there isn't even 50 posts in the SD thread
I don't contribute THAT much to SD threads, r-right?
No.57434
>>57432
I'm probably one of the most autistic anons here and didn't watch this night too.
No.57435
Holy fuck this had to be the deadest SD thread ever.
You know what was different? Smackdown didn't air in Canada on TV this week. Sure clues you in on something.
No.57438
So uhh, how about that Jinder finisher?
No.57440
>>57438
Looks like Smackdown is the new designated shitting street.
No.57441
>>57432
>>57434
same here.
>Jinder is number 1 contender
I would've preferred Baron Corbin.
No.57442
>>57440
That's what happens when you raid all the best talent from SD.
No.57446
>>57435
Orton is champion, naomi is champion, jinder is the number one contender and the shining stars won a match. How could this thread be anything but dead?
No.57449
>Murdering the gay community with your forearm means you get a push.
Good lord I love this company sometimes.
No.57452
>>57441
>Jinder is number 1 contender
Oh boy…
No.57454
>reigns vs jinder will be a WM main event in your lifetime
No.57455
>>57418
Read a comment that 'Alicia Fox is the 205 Live midcard title'. Sure seems that way.
No.57457
>>57391
>Jinder Mahal
>Heel that tells Americans to accept diversity
>Gets heavily booed
Jinder might work…
No.57470
>>57446
HEY
Don't you dare compare Naomi's sweeteness to the rest of those shitbags.
No.57471
>>57470
>Cant wrestle
>Cant talk
>B-but her ass is big
No.57473
>>57471
Not him, but this is literally 90% of wwe women to be fair.
No.57480
>>57473
At least alexa can talk.
No.57484
>>57480
Where did I say she couldn't?
No.57487
>>57480
Alexa Bliss is the top 1% my man.
No.57490
>>57484
I didnt mean that m8, Im not arguing with you.
No.57492
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Is Zayn's height and weight preventing him from overcoming The Odds?
No.57494
>>57492
He'll be the one to finish Braun's more than one year title reign.
No.57495
>>57446
Half of those were on last week as well and nobody cared. Half of them happened during the show. The thread was dead from minute one.
No.57496
>>57495
People probably just got bored by the whole wwe product.
No.57499
>>57496
Nah man, this board is dying thanks to going down on wrestlemania. Plus it really does appear that the BO either lost access or just gave up.
No.57500
>>57499
>lost access or just gave up
Well, yeah you're right, after all that wrestlemania advertisement on other boards and the global announce result in nothing I wouldn't be surprised if he gave up.
No.57505
>>57446
Why is that pajeet of all people getting a push ?
No.57506
>>57505
HE'S A MASTODON, DAMMIT!
No.57508
>>57480
TELL ME ABOUT BANE WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
No.57516
>>57505
wwe is pandering to the street shitting community.
>Tfw orton vs jinder is going to main event a ppv
No.57517
>>57516
look on the bright side:
for once in his career, Orton won't be the worst thing about a match he's in
No.57521
>>57517
I watched wrestlemania.
No.57525
>>57500
>>57499
It did suck you guys lost what's basically your superbowl. Maybe try again for Summerslam.
Also as for the BO, I don't see terrible amounts of shitposting, so maybe he just doesn't have a lot to do.
No.57591
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>>57505
Maybe Randy's trying to help him out like he did with Bray
No.57624
>Jinder is the #1 contender for the WWE Championship
>Heath Slater moved to RAW and will soon take his revenge on Lesnar and beat him for the Universal Championship
>Drew Mcintyre returned to the WWE and will capture the NXT Championship
3MB WILL TAKE OVER THE WWE
No.57627
>>57624
If 3MB does in fact reunite and takes over WWE I will fly to WWE HQ and personally apologize to Vince for all the times I've called him a faggot.
No.57633
>>57624
Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre are definitely main event worthy. Heath Slater looks like he'll be in the tag team title picture, which is okay because he got over with the fans.
No.57635
>>57633
Slater got over on his own and carried the whole SD tag team division by himself till he became champion with Rhyno. Slater, like Zack Ryder could be a great solo mid carder, too bad WWE won't push them.