No.55444
shamelessly copied from dudeweedchan
>Watch SmackDown Live at 8pm EDT / 1am BST in /wooo/tube and /wooo/alt - http://taima.tv/r/wooo / http://taima.tv/r/woooalt
>Watch Talking Smack after the conclusion of 205 Live also in /wooo/tube and /wooo/alt
or watch on http://watchwrestling.nl/main/ if Taima is shit
> A phenomenal ascent
From not even being slated to compete, to being back on the WrestleMania card, to claiming victory in a show-stealing match against SmackDown LIVE Commissioner Shane McMahon, AJ Styles certainly experienced his fair share of ups and downs in the weeks leading up to The Ultimate Thrill Ride and at the Show of Shows itself. The Phenomenal One walked out the winner in his raucous WrestleMania clash with Shane-O-Mac in a bout that saw the involvement of trash cans, the Commissioner of the blue brand attempting an unbelievable elbow drop onto the announcer’s desk and the self-proclaimed “Face that Runs the Place” delivering a scintillating Phenomenal Forearm for the victory. What will be the fallout of this Ultimate Thrill Ride barnburner between Styles and Shane-O-Mac? Will a new level of respect be forged between the two Superstars? Could matters intensify between the two? Or, could Styles find himself fired after all?
> The Viper reigns yet again
Following a several-month conflict that featured betrayals, compounds being burnt and the use of weapons of the apocalypse, Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton’s WWE Championship Match from WrestleMania 33 certainly fit the same mystical mold. But now that The Viper has reclaimed the WWE Championship on The Grandest Stage of Them All, what is next between these two former “brothers”? Will The New Face of Fear come looking to reclaim what was lost? Or, will a new challenger step into the spotlight?
> The proposal seen 'round the world
The time is now … for wedding planning, that is. John Cena & Nikki Bella were victorious in their ever-personal matchup against The Miz & Maryse at WrestleMania 33, but that was only the first part of the story, or fairytale, as it may be. The Cenation Leader then shocked both Fearless Nikki and the WWE Universe with perhaps the most epic marriage proposal of all time.
> Team Blue is feeling the GLOW yet again
Naomi got her WrestleMania moment and then some at The Ultimate Thrill Ride this past Sunday when she took the WWE Universe’s breath away with her awe-inspiring entrance, then put them in a state of euphoric hyperventilation when she re-captured the SmackDown Women’s Championship by making her primary rival Alexa Bliss submit. How will Naomi kick off her second reign atop the Team Blue Women’s division? And who will be the first to step up and try to turn to dim the lights on the GLOW?
> Will any new talent emerge on Team Blue?
Following some surprising arrivals on Raw (The Revival! Mr. McMahon!!), who can we expect to see show up on SmackDown LIVE! The Raw after WrestleMania has grown to mythical proportions with the WWE Universe, but now, in a post-Brand Split world, what surprises will Team Blue have in store just two days after The Ultimate Thrill Ride?
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No.55448
>>55447
WE SOME STRAIGHT BOYS
No.55449
>>55448
WITH SOME MANLY STRENGHT
No.55453
>>55449
AIN'T NOBODY BUT US ELIMINATIN' GAYS
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No.55457
>randy "my wife's half-black sons" orton
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>Boreton failed to get his boy over
Not as good as Haitch I guess.
No.55460
Why doesn't the Shining Stars go back to being Los Matadores with a comedy gimmick of thinking people don't know it's them?
No.55461
THEY CHEER THOSE WHO THEY NORMALLY BOO AND BOO THOSE THEY NORMALLY CHEER HAHA AH LOVE IT
No.55462
Buy your new green snek hoodies now goyim
No.55463
Bray will get the title back at Payback, don't worry. Bolieve.
No.55464
Andy is such a mark for himself…
No.55465
>no Mauro again
RIP in NEWJAPANPROWRESTLING MAMA MIA
No.55466
SISTER ABIGAIL ON A FORKLIFT MATCH
No.55467
fucking finally, that mask is sick too
No.55469
I like this big nigga main event scene
No.55470
>lou and andy at the same side
No.55471
>people legit thought WWE would listen to them
No.55472
>>55457
It's weird how Nash's nose is an arrow pointing down.
No.55473
>>55472
He's a early 90's anime character.
No.55474
SUPERSTAR SHAKEUP DAMMIT!
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>>55474
That's the one thing he's right about since both rosters are starting to get stale.
No.55476
So if the Superstar Shakeup isn't a draft, what the hell is it?
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>>55454
>>55455
>>55456
>>55458
You know it will be just a half-assed version of them, just like the club, right?
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>>55477
THE UNCONTROLLABLES
RELAX!
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No.55482
I could have sworn Eric Rowan was on RAW.
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I want to jizz on Naomis belt
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>>55484
>someone doesn't remember every little fact
>reeeeeeeee
kys
No.55488
Alexa Bliss has grown on me tbh.
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>>55487
The only guy that was left behind was Braun, and hell Erick was with Wyatt a lot of the time before Harper returned.
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>>55488
Same ever since I saw her do Twisted Bliss
No.55494
Reminder that the April Fools hack killed /wooo/.
No.55495
I guess I'll watch some wrasslin tonight, I was going to watch Wrestlemania with you guys since you sent invites out but then the site went down. Sorry that it happened during your guys' big yearly event.
No.55497
>Taima switched to ustream instead of shitty ass private stream
my man dashing
No.55499
What do you all think of Bliss' Mom?
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>>55495
Yeah I think it basically killed 8/wooo/.
>>55499
I've seen worse.
No.55502
>no based big dog
umm…why would i watch smackdown again?
No.55503
I hope Becky keeps that WM look, she actually looks cute with that
No.55504
>>55496
I want to fuck that hair
No.55506
>>55499
Damn, she looked hotter in other pics
No.55507
>the Naomi storyline is a lamer copypaste of Seth Rollins vs HHH
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>>55503
I got news for you.
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>>55507
seffers one is cringier
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>>55508
Why do you think I like it
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>>55507
Nah it would be more like Naomi against fucking Molly Holly I guess.
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>>55508
Worst girl with the worst taste in games, what a surprise.
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>>55513
Yeah. I always thought she had the cutest face back then.
No.55516
Too much thiccness in ring!
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I SEE INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION
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>>55521
NEVER THE OUTCOME YOU'LL BE WISHIN… FOR
No.55523
I miss the Divas. Fuck wrestling.
No.55524
>geeks think nakamura will be on smegmadown
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>>55523
She became a prude recently.
No.55530
If Nakamura does debut on main roster it's likely not happening until after the roster shakeup.
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No.55532
Guys…Tye might win a match.
No.55533
>tfw he's gonna become a jobber
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>>55533
>implying he wasn't already
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>>55534
You got me, i forgot to put again after.
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>>55526
Gross! Why did you post a picture of some grandma?
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>>55536
Every day until you like it
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>>55526
>Ramen goes to SD
>AJ goes to RAM
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>>55536
>not wanting to motorboat best Grandma
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>>55539
I dunno why i quoted, but nice ask har pic anyway.
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>>55538
>>55540
>same pictures
It's Alexafags all over again
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>>55542
Just wait till beeg appear.
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>>55544
Vape Show is retired now.
No.55547
Who's this nobody that won the award?
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>>55541
Ah thanks.
>>55542
It happens with beeg all the time just like mr dubs said >>55544 (checked)
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>>55547
MOJO RAWLEY BRO YOU HYPE BRO GET HYPE BRO
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>>55538
There was a commercial after I posted that that featured Rosanne Barr and she literally had the same haircut and barely looked any older.
>>55540
kek
No.55554
Reminder that Mojo won the battle royal.
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>>55555 (Checked)
Not even mad
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>>55553
I will never forget when Mojo came out and starting jumping around in front of Rusev and Rusev just stared at him like he was an autistic child.
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>>55558
>like he was an autistic child
Well he's not a child.
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>>55555
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY
I'LL DIE BEFORE I CHAANGE
No.55564
FUCK OFF CENA REEEEEEEEEEE
No.55567
Holy fuck guys it's John Cena.
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I can't bolieve I'm saying this but I think I might actually miss having Cena around.
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>>55568
>when you unconsciously type bolieve instead of bolieve
You fuckers are brainwashing me.
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>fiddle concert out of nowhere for no reason
No.55576
I think that guy who said there would be no Nakamura in this thread owes us all blowjobs.
No.55579
What's this shit now, super cena needs some random jap to come out in his goku costume to fiddle music to defend his honor?
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>Nakamura vs Cena
WWE is doing something right.
No.55581
What a treat boys, we are witnessing the one black guy who can play violin.
It's like seeing an albino gorilla in the wild.
No.55582
Y'now he's gonna phone like orton, right?
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>>55580
>nakamura vs cena vs styles at summerslam
>face of njpw vs face of tna vs face of wwe
THANK YOU VINCE
No.55584
TAJIRI?!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN THE CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS JIMMY WANG YANG DOING THERE? I THOUGHT I FERED HIS ASS, DAMMIT!
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>Even phones in his promos
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>even his debut is phoned
kek
No.55589
FUCK THAT TRAITOR
REEEEEEEE
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>>55581
>implying
the entire thing was a recording
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>>55588
That chick has a bigger schlong than he does.
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>>55589
>implying we still need his
Get with the times, ex-ace.
No.55594
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGG
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>>55595
>That Woods action figure
OOH ANON
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>Baron Corbin
I thought it was Bo Dallas? Looks exactly the same, just less cheery.
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>Taker had to retire to make wrestling great again
No.55601
Man Smackdown's got their work cut out for them. Fucking meh so far.
No.55602
what if Almas is on 205live?
No.55603
>>55601
So far I really like both shows.
No.55604
>>55597
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>55605
He's like an edged mobius strip
No.55607
>IT'S A STREETFIGHT HERE ON SMACKDOWN LIVE
>cut to commercial
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>>55587
at least deano is the guy with most matches per year, shinske phones even before nxt
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>>55608
shinsuke can pull off a great match when hes motivated
No.55610
angle yesterday was sweet.
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>Nakamura vs Ziggler dark match
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>PG era jobbers are gassed and can barely move after one table hit
No.55614
YAPAPAI INDIAN STRAP MATCH
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THE YAPAPI STRAP, BROTHER JACK
No.55618
Oh come on, an elbow drop? That was a perfect setup for knocking Corbin into the table.
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>elbow drop THROUGH the table
>the arm that wasn't used at all is somehow hurt
No.55621
These are the safest looking elbow drops i've ever seen
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>Dean stole harper's sweaty shirt
No.55625
Bullshit, how the fucking shit, Corbin got BTFO hard and gets some bullshit 3-count after doing one single counter of very lightly tossing a chair?
No.55626
Dean is good when he's in a streat fight.
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>>55624
>its fake so it doesnt need to make sense
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>>55626
He was bretty gud on his indie/fcw days.
No.55630
No really, this is bullshit, this is Cena-tier pulling a win out of your ass.
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>>55625
HE'S TALL, SO HE WINS DAMMIT!
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>>55630
The End Of Days looks cool though, unlike the FU AA
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>>55630
Vince has too much of a boner for baron, there's tons of better guys in nxt who should be at his spot.
No.55634
They may as well just go all the way, have the big push face character get beaten down and barely be able to get off the ground the entire match, do one single move at the end, and completely stomp his opponent with that one single move, fucking garbage writing, fire everyone on the creative team.
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>>55634
its a surprise win, these things happen. They want to keep the feud going so they give him a win on tvits better than a rollup distraction spot
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>>55634
I mean, protected finishers were always a thing, but they're going too subtle with baron
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>>55635
>implying anyone would want those whores anywhere near their dick
6000000 STDs aren't exciting.
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>>55639
>not wanting emma and natalya near your dick
No.55643
I know we all felt that homoerotic tension no homo tho
No.55644
>AJ cucks out of doing a dank suplex on shane
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>>55642
>wanting to be come diseased
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>>55635
>ywn motorboat Milf Nattie
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>>55645
>Implying Emma has stds
fuck outta here
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>>55645
Gays aren't allowed here.
No.55651
>watch a shitty TV censored version of the goonies and TWEET ALONG XD TWEET ON TWITTER ABOUT THE MOVIE XD XD XD LOOK AT MY PURPLE FILTER AND REDDIT MEMES
Fuck off USA network.
>>55649
>implying she doesn't
No.55652
Reminder that Taker retired to make wrestling good again.
PRESS F TO MEMORIZE HIS SACRIFICE
No.55653
>wwe action figures
Great!
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>>55652
F
taker you were too good for this earth
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>>55652
It's the Big Dog's yard now, bulee dat
No.55656
Thanks for the super generic promo Austin, you jobber.
No.55657
>Young Bucks play hockey now
No.55658
You've yet to free those elf slaves Aries.
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>>55658
lolno, stay cucked elf.
No.55660
>BTFO'd Wyatt comes out
Lotta good sister abigail did you, fatty.
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>Talking over Bray's entrance
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>>55652
>wrestling is actually worse now because he's not in it anymore
No.55663
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Emma and her niece.
Man Emma wears a lot of makeup and contacts to look white.
No.55664
Wheres Becky god damnit, the second I gain interest in her she dissapears
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>>55662
IDK, he made two shows good in one week. We're just gonna have to wait until next week.
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>>55664
Probably getting shagged by her goblin boyfriend.
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>>55652
>implying wrestling isn't good right now
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>>55653
What autism have you discovered?
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>andy being champ for the 100th time
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>>55653
Does this guy have a youtube channel?
No.55674
>>55671
doing a movie like the part timer he is
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>>55673
>>55669
I've found it here.
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>>55671
404 Cean not found
No.55679
Is Luke Harper going to be bullshitted like the last time he and Wyatt had a match?
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>>55671
He cut a promo with Nikki earlier then ran from Nakamura.
No.55681
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE CATHY
No.55684
I hope Bo Dallas just randomly starts showing up on Smackdown and begs Wyatt to recruit him.
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>>55684
>implying bray wouldn't become a boliever instead
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>fatty wyatt cheats and
STILL GETS BTFO
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>They continue to waste Bray like this
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>>55690
>implying there's anything to waste
What are his finisher and signature move, even?
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>another shitty brian kendrick segment
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>actually watching the loserweight show that's so lame USA network would rather show a realtor's shitty reality show than syndicate it
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>>55700
USA also doesn't carry NXT so yeah.
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>>55700
>not watching a show because some kike doesn't like it
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>>55700
its supposed to be a draw for the network like the CWC
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>>55701
>USA also doesn't carry even more irrelevant shows
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>>55706
>NXT
>irrelevant
pick one
No.55710
>>55709
I choose
>irrelevant NXT
No.55711
>>55709
Don't give (You)'s to this cuckchanner
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>>55711
Ok, thanks Bliss. Patriots won the super bowl.
No.55713
Why do they pronounce it like "oni" instead of like "wonney"?
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>>55713
Because he's actually a japanese demon.
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>>55713
its irish language for brave warrior or something equally gay
FUCKING MICKS GET OUT OF MY WRASSLIN
No.55718
>Jobbing my boy on his first match
FUCK THIS SHIT
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>>55724
GET MURDERED BY IORVETH
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>Elven supporters in this audience
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>>55730
He offers his sisters for those who cheer.
No.55732
I would be ok with Perkins getting another title shot
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>>55732
He's bretty good, but too much of an unlikable faggot.
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>>55732
He's like Roman, he needs a character change.
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>>55720
Her sister was hotter.
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oh yeah I forgot about talking shit
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>>55746
>ywn suck brie's milky tits
No.55748
Usos are the only good tag team on SD right now.
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>>55749
See? Even Nash agrees.
No.55765
>for like a year now, people have been saying that Nakamura is the bestest thing ever
>he finally debuts on the main roster
>literally just comes out, dances like a literal retard for five minutes, and that's it
fucking weeaboos I swear to christ
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>>55765
You haven't even watched him wrestle yet.
No.55767
>That Wrestlemania reminder above the thread
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>>55470
>Snek destroys the evil cult that brainwashed look
>Look isnt brainwashed anymore
>People are suprised that look likes snek
No.55775
Where's Shelton Benjamin?
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>>55583
>face of njpw
>Nakamura ever being the face of NJPW
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>>55777
Nuh uh, Shelton's momma taught him not to fuck trashy white girls. Shelton a good boi.
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>>55766
will that change anything?
No.55785
am i part of the gay community if i'm bi with a pref. more for boys?
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>>55785
>being bi
>liking men
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>>55785
If you aren't 100% straight, you're part of that community and you must be eliminated.
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>>55788
there's no such thing as 100% straight
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>>55790
>faggot trying to justify his gayism
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>>55791
sexuality is fluidity
if you got fucked up the ass enough times you'd be begging for cock and pink frilly panties
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>>55792
>kinsey pseudo science
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>>55765
>fucking weeaboos
We're actually the ones telling you he phones everything.
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>>55793
where does my sexuality come from then daddy?
why do i want to get pissed on as i suck cock and lick ass?
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>>55796
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEE
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>>55799
daddy rapes my ass
daddy pisses on my face
daddy sits on my face
daddy makes me clean his cock with my tongue
daddy keeps me tied up
daddy puts me on all fours like a dog
daddy calls me a slut
daddy wants me in a fursuit
daddy wants me to wear panties
No.55801
>>55796
Your awful ipbringing
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>>55801
my real daddy is a catholic, awful upbringing my ass
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>>55802
That doesn't mean anything
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>>55803
it means i'm close to jesus than you ever will be
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>>55804
>"why do i want to get pissed on as i suck cock and lick ass?"
>close to god
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>>55806
jesus got nailed a lot harder than i ever have, i'll have you know
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No.55811
STOP PRETENDING TO STOP BREATHING AND TALK TO ME DADDY
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