No.54091
Oh man, this card is garbage.
Not enough hype to make any more of those at the moment. What should the OP image for the WrestleMania thread be?
No.54092
>>54091
>Romans goofy ass smile
Did you make these, OP?
No.54093
>>54092
Yep, I chose the dumbest Ramen image I could find.
No.54100
>>54098
Getting ready to turn heel so he can form the Balor Club
No.54101
No.54103
>>54091
The real question is which one will go on last?
No.54104
>>54103
Should be Wyatt vs. Orton, will probably be Goldberg vs. Lesnar
No.54105
Alright I'm bored so I'll break down my thoughts on the card.
>Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Randy Orton
Could be pretty good. I expect some Luke fuckery though. I want Bray to win then maybe feud with Harper. I think Orton loves Bray and his gimmick and probably wants to put him over. Doubt Vince wants Orton to lose though.
>Goldberg (c) vs. Brock Lesnar
Just let Brock squash him in 30 seconds. If it's a long match I expect it to be about as exciting a stheir last WM match.
>The Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns
Actually pretty interested in this one. Perfect opportunity to turn Roman heel (implying that will ever happen). No idea what the match will be like, but I expect Roman to win and get massive heat. Bonus points for retiring Taker.
>Shane McMahon vs. AJ Styles
Has potential to be a fun spotfest. Hopefully Shane doesn't botch anything. I feel like AJ can carry anyone in a match so it could be good. I'm expecting AJ to win and go to RAM.
>Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
Clusterfuck. Possibly the ultimate piss break.
>Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kevin Owens
Should be good. JeriKO was the most entertaining thing on RAM, so they better end it with a good match. I expect KO to win for obvious reasons.
>John Cena and Nikki Bella vs. The Miz and Maryse
Oh god. Don't know about this one and have no idea who will win. Definitely rooting for Miz. He deserves it.
>Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Baron Corbin
Big Bantz Baron better fucking win. Dean made me forget the IC title existed. Match has potential since Dean can take a beating and Baron can dish one out. Probably going to be mediocre though.
>Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Becky Lynch vs. Natalya vs. Mickie James vs. Carmella (with James Ellsworth) vs. others TBA
Another clusterfuck, but has potential for some surprise. The whole "all available Smackdown women" thing means we could see Naomi, maybe even Eva Marie. Maybe even Summer Rae and Emma since RAM isn't doing shit with them. Maybe even Asuka if she gets called up. Probably going to be a shit match though.
>Neville (c) vs. Austin Aries
This should be great. Probably the match I'm most hyped for in terms of the actual match.
>Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson (c) vs. Enzo Amore and Big Cass vs. Cesaro and Sheamus
Please don't let Enzo & Cass win. Please let Finn help Gallows & Anderson retain.
>2017 André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Don't really care. Kind of expecting Mojo to win, maybe feud with Corbin for the IC title after.
tl;dr has potential but almost definitely won't live up to it. Takeover Orlando will likely be better.
No.54106
it is the sad truth of being a wrestling fan, that the biggest even of the year is always a shit
WrestleMania isn't for us. it's for all the fucking casuals who only tune in if they see a name like Goldberg or Shaquille O'Neal on the poster
No.54108
I'm mildly interested in Lesnar/Goldberg if only to see how gassed Golberg is after having to do a match that goes on for longer than a minute.
No.54113
>>54106
it's a mix of both, shaq vs show was casuals attraction and should neve be for the title
why goldberg vs lesnar is a title match is beyond my fucking imagination, this stipulation changes nothing, they just want to fight out who betted dude is, no fucking championship needed
i'd rather have KO lose UC to rollins sometime ealier and then have hhh take it back in manner of "you dont deserve this championship u r failur go fk urself"
No.54116
Batista should make a surprise return and win the André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal.
No.54124
>>54116
Your husbando is shit
No.54125
>>54105
>Oh god. Don't know about this one and have no idea who will win. Definitely rooting for Miz. He deserves it.
Nikki is retiring after Wrestlemania, so expect her to win this one.
No.54127
>>54125
And then Cena proposes to Nikki making it the moment wwe is officially deaf
No.54128
>after a long entrance taker is on the ring
>roman's theme starts and the building is surrounded by massive booing
>he doesn't enter
>the camera goes to backstage and it appears he was attacked
>taker doesn't want to leave the ring until he has his match
>suddenly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLrG-0DtISE starts playing
No.54129
No.54161
>no hype
COME ON BRO IT'S WRESTLEMANIA! DON'T GET HYPED, STAY HYPED!!!
No.54165
No.54167
>>54098
Getting ready to return to the cruiserweight-division.
No.54170
>>54106
>Implying Wrestlemania wasn't always a jippo.
Fuck, it was built on the back off of Mr. T, Cindy Lauper and MTV for fuck sake.
No.54172
tempted to tune in for AA/Neville and maybe AJ/Shane
but fuck 7 hour PPVs (with the preshow)
No.54202
>>54106
Only Wrestlemania that felt like a complete show with no awful matches was X7. And even that is pushing it with the Right to Censor bullshit.
No.54219
AJ vs Shane has potential
No.54378
>>54105
>thinks Orton won't smash the fat man
>thinks Undertaker would lose to Ramon Noodles
>thinks Shane won't do a backflip off the top of the cage and smash Styler through the table
>thinks Super Cena won't magically win the match like always
>no mention of Rollins vs HHH
No.54490
>>54378
>thinks Orton won't smash the fat man
He probably will. I'd just prefer Bray to retain.
>thinks Undertaker would lose to Ramon Noodles
Undertaker needs to retire and get hip replacement surgery. Roman is going to end Undertakers career for max heat.
>thinks Shane won't do a backflip off the top of the cage and smash Styler through the table
What cage?
>thinks Super Cena won't magically win the match like always
True, he probably will
>no mention of Rollins vs HHH
Forgot about that. It's a nice buildup and could be a great match. I'm not that fond of face Seth though unless he goes back to moshing fcw/nxt style. Seffer will probably eat the pin though.
No.54553
Señor Benjamin confirmed to come out and fuck up both Taker and Roman
No.54554
>>54553
Maybe he'll get Goldberg as well.
No.54557
>>54553
Senor Benjamin for RAW GM
No.54560
>AJ Styles, Austin Aries, and Bobby Roode are competing, Samoa Joe is interfering, and even Eric Young might show up this weekend.
No.54561
No.54564
>>54560
>Tfw people used to make jokes about wwe wrestlers in tna and tna turned out to be a wwe developmental show
No.54566
>>54560
I fel bad for Storm. He chose to resign with TNA so that he could reform Veer Money and just have fun & drink beer woth Bobby Roode, but then Roode left and Storm always looked like he didn't want to be there at every impact show. With DCC he may be enjoying himself a bit but I think he really wants to leave, go join his buddies in NXT. When will his TNA contract end? Gonna be 40 soon, with all the big talent WWE signed since his original NXT appearance, I doubt he'll get a place now…
No.54569
>>54566
>Left nxt to sign with the titanic
What a dumbass.
No.54943
>WWE signing TNA-midcarders who never drew a dime as main-eventers
No.54969
>>54938
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No.54975
>>54938
The rollercoaster better not botch
No.54977
No.54979
yo dog I heard you like rings
No.54981
>>54979
Is that where Shanes gonna jump off from
No.54985
>>54979
I hope he does, and I hope he dies.
No.55006
>>54981
Yup, off the 6th rope
No.55008
>>55007
Oh yeah baby.
>inb4 stable autist
No.55013
>>55007
>at the exact same time as Kurt Angle is returning to the 'E
coincidence?
No.55020
>>55008
>>55013
Dolph and Shelton managed by Angle
No.55034
>>55032
Have fun making TNA™ Impact™ Wrestling™ Great™
No.55055
>>55034
christian a bully!
No.55060
Is the main event going to be the Autistic Aryan vs Gasberg?
No.55073
No.55075
>>55060
>Autistic Aryan vs Gasberg
No.55089
No.55090
>>55088
God damn Cornette needs to layoff the cheeseburgers
No.55100
>>55089
Anyone is welcome! except furfags
No.55101
https://www.google.com/amp/www.cagesideseats.com/platform/amp/wwe/2017/3/30/15132792/smackdown-womens-title-match-wrestlemania-33-main-card
>SD Womens clusterfuck to main card
>Neville vs Aries still on the preshow
REEEEE YOU FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA FAGGOTS
I usually dont mind this wymyns revolution nonsense but this is preposterous
No.55102
>>55101
They probably only did this so Noami's entrance will be at night. Guarantee it will be the piss break match before Lesnar/Goldberg.
No.55104
>>55102
>Pissbreak before a 5min match which would have entrances 10mins long.
No.55106
>>55089
8chan is /pol/: the website. /pol/ has dominion over all.
No.55107
>>55101
>Wanting based neville and aries to be a piss break instead of letting me watch them live on youtube
Nah mate, they'll have a sleeper hit and the waifu clusterfuck is getting 7 minutes between important matches.
No.55108
>>55101
good decision. fuck the cruiserweights. I'm no mastodon fan, but the whole new cruiserweight division has been solid boredom from the beginning.
No.55109
>>55108
Aries and neville are both mania level talents put in a kickoff level division. They will have the best match on the show probably
No.55113
Alright card is finally fucking finalized I think so I'm gonna rank in terms of my level of interest
>Jericho vs Owens
These guys have great fucking chemistry together and really the feud has been the only watchable thing on raw since the brand split.
>Orton vs Wyatt
This feud has been one of the best things orton has ever done in his career if not the best, and it's basically rode off of bray's character. In ring should be great as well but the story and build is what makes this one work.
>Rollins vs Haitch
Another long term build here but this one got the backburner for almost the entire year, which I think made it way more interesting. Felt like HHH was actually using his position as a corporate guy to just fuck with people then go back to the office. Should be a good match too and will probably have balor and joe run ins.
>Neville vs Aries
Will be the best pure wrestling match on the show. If the division wasn't so shit and they put it on the actual card would be my highest ranked match probably.
>Aj vs Shane
Aj deserves better but he's still the best in the world and he will carry shane to a good match even if it kills him.
>Raw tag match
Cesaro and shames and the club are fucking awesome together. Their match at the rumble was fucking tight and them in a ladder match sounds great. Hope enzo and cass don't fuck it up, maybe hardys will come and delete their asses.
>Goldberg vs lesnar
This one looks boring. Might've been excited back at survivor series since the idea goldberg might actually be able to go was still a possibility but now it feels stale as shit.
>Smackdown women's match
Will be a clusterfuck but not as bad as the raw clusterfuck
>Andre BR
Eh maybe we'll get some kinda surprise entrant or something
>Roman vs Undertaker
Looks horrible and will close the show
>raw women's match
The Ultimate Piss Break
No.55114
>>55113
I can think of a lot of adjectives for Goldberg vs Lesnar, but I doubt it will be boring since it's only gonna last 5 minutes max
No.55115
>>55114
I expect loads of time wasting and simple moves.
After the match people will say that the match was much better than expected because goldberg did a few armdrags and a kip up.
No.55117
>>55113
>SD clusterfuck higher than the RAW clusterfuck
come on now, SD one looks way worse
No.55119
>>55117
Horsefuckers not welcome.
No.55122
>>55117
SD has attracive looking women unlike RAM's horsewomen and fatass Nia
No.55125
>>55124
He made this image real
No.55142
Roman vs Undertaker preview
No.55143
No.55144
>>55143
THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
No.55145
>>55143
The ultimate thrill ride.
No.55318
>>55129
>Not super male vitality
No.55321
No.55323
>8ch goes to shit for Mania weekend
I wonder who could be behind this
No.55324
RAM tag division: DELETED
Undertaker: DELETED
8chan: un-DELETED
No.55329
Wrasslemania thoughts?
I thought it was bretty good until orton squashed bray, oldberg vs autistic aryan was better than i thought it would be and the main event was a absolute botchfest.
Also congrats for AJ carrying shane to a fun match.
No.55330
>>55329
everything was good or great, except Oldberg vs Lesnar, Bray vs Orton and Ramen vs Taker
Hardys returning made me smile wider than I have in years
No.55332
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>55323
I feel bad for you guys. I imagine what you went through would be comparable to the site going down for election night.
No.55345
>>55329
That reminds me, is Bray still great with a mic? I haven't watched his material for a while.
No.55347
>>55345
Bray was never good with a mic
>Blahblahblah SISTER ABIGAIL blahblahblah FAMILY blahblahblah DESTROY blahblahblahblahblahblahblah (this goes on for 20 minutes)
No.55349
>>55347
Aww, I thought all that was fun and a good angle.
No.55351
>>55345
>>55347
Bray is repetitive but he does hold the audience's attention. He may not be able to do other promos but hes great at the spoopy sister abigail apocalypse ones.
No.55418
>tfw 8chan dying cucked everyone out of watching the big guys with /wooo/
The last time I watched wrestling was when HHH turned on Seth Rollins after he came back and that was what? Half a year ago? Longer? The Mania match between them might as well have taken place a week after that happened. What did they do in that time, just twirl their dicks around?
Also nice to see in that entire time creative has learned absolutely nothing about booking ramen. So long Dead Man. You will be missed until Vince digs up your corpse to be used as a prop in the next push for Eva Marie :^)
No.55425
>>55418
Eva is getting released actually.
No.55435