>>1133
>Be me
>Be 324kg
>Be trapped permanently in bed.
>Have steel bedpan permanently stuck under my ass.
>Need a hundred and fifty attendants just to roll me over and sixty four more attendants just to sponge bath my sweaty, filthy fat ass every day (because I'm a mean ass and I insist that they do it every day hee hee)
>Be my attendants, all of which want to see my fat, ugly, smelly ass dead.
>See me wishing I was anything what I am.
>Be you feeling bad for me now or not.
>I don't give a fuck.