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db62aa  No.16872745

I haven't played it yet and I'm planning on doing so, but how come I hear a lot of harsh criticism agaisnt Bioshock infinite? I heard from some that the story makes no sense at all and the gameplay is shit compared to Bioshock 1 & 2 and that the villain and ending is complete shit along with the level designs being generic.

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aa150b  No.16872749

It's story is pretentious as sin.

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687f51  No.16872751

Yeah that's about right. The only thing missing is the moronic "muh racism" narrative.

I just wonder why you'd bother playing it after describing it so aptly.

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ead6e4  No.16872764

>>16872751

Agreed, though I will compliment levine, he did make a honest (and rare) swing at commies being anarchists who would kill everyone if given power, which they would. Its other problem is its a coridor shooter that takes from all the bad fps mechanics of that time

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db62aa  No.16872771

File: 4899cd8ff5bc8ed⋯.jpg (29.63 KB, 351x480, 117:160, Captain_Morgan.jpg)

>>16872751

Because personally I like playing shit games, but trust me I definitely didn't buy this shit.

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7a70e2  No.16872774

All you do in infinite is kill whites and destroy a utopia, all in the name of muh raycism and muh oppression

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a8d719  No.16872779

>>16872771

>Because personally I like playing shit games

If you are who I think you are, Infinite is not THAT kind of shit game.

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687f51  No.16872785

>>16872771

I'll never understand this. There are more great 10/10 games out there than can probably be played in a lifetime and you waste yours by playing trash. If I could get back the time I wasted on infinite, I would. I can't stop you but I'd urge you to consider this.

>>16872774

It's genuinely amazing just how much of a absolute fucking lunatic the MC actually is.

>>16872764

That's true. Completely forgot about the vox.

>mulatto leader

>woman leader

>commie anarchists

WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

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db62aa  No.16872789

>>16872779

So it's not "haha this is retarded" bad it's just complete shit?

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687f51  No.16872793

>>16872789

Yes. Way too high a budget to be "haha"-bad.

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315ea8  No.16872835

>>16872745

The plot is a 2deep4u mishmash of completely misunderstood ideas that make no sense and are internally inconsistent. The last 3 or 4 cutscenes of the game could be exchanged for a webm of Levine staring into camera saying "WOOOOO" for the duration and it would be exactly as valid an ending to the game.

The game was bouyed by a million and one idiots, including the entire gaming press, thinking they were all big-brain buggars because it was so deep and complex. Like Rick and Morty fans saying only intelligent people "get it." Which was hilarious because it just shows that they are so stupid they don't know how stupid they are.

Further compouned by the fact that the game treats you like a mongoloid idiot throughout the duration. The mechanics are about as complex as a flash game for three year olds.

The vast majority of the game is an escort quest. They couldn't get the AI to work right so they just made the bitch you escort both immortal and invisible to enemies. The enemies main goal throughout the entire game is to capture the bitch. They will walk past her to punch you.

The game was marketed on an E3 demo reel that was entirely bullshit. The bitch was more attractive, but during development they realised that they would have to get the player to care about her mostly through character design, so they gave her bigger eyes and more childish proportions. There were mechanics and story elements which were just abandoned wholesale for being too hard to impliment.

Theres something about a ghost boss fight in a graveyard. Other anons will be able to explain better, as it's been a while for me, but I remember it being potentially unwinnable or broken or something. Really bad design.

The plasmids and voice recordings are just put into the game despite them making no sense thematically. The devs were too lazy to write them into the setting or think of a new way of imparting information or giving the players powers. Plasmids are also just straight copies from the previous game, with some being straight downgrades.

No enemies use plasmids. Except I think two special bosses? The enemy design and variety is piss poor throughout. But no worries, because combat is awful and weapon designs are terrible. You can only hold so many guns, but there is an upgrade system. You will invest in a gun, then find a better gun and be presented with the choice of either wasting all your upgrades or using the same gun forever. Except that the game gives you ammo randomly for all weapons. So it's possible to have two guns and only get ammo for other guns you don't carry.

The game heavily features a commentary on how racism is bad, because people were racist in the past. Never once says the word nigger though because that would be problematic and triggering. This game was held up as a mature example of intellectual storytelling.

None of the choices matter at all. Even remotely. You'll be asked to pick a necklace for the bitch. It literally doesn't matter at all. The game presents it as an impactful choice that will affect the story going forwards. She just wears whichever one you pick for the rest of the game and it's never commented on.

That's all I can think of from the top of my head. You really should watch the MathewMatosis video on it. It's far more fun and interesting than the game itself.

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db62aa  No.16872858

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>>16872793

>>16872835

Shit nigger, the information from this thread it sounds like some dumb typical kike propaganda, I was suspecting this to be some typical liberal pozzed garbage.

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b49bdb  No.16872890

>>16872858

If you've ever seen MatthewMatosis' video on it, that's really all you need to know.

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d338e4  No.16872900

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>>16872835

damn sounds worse than I thought

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315ea8  No.16872924

>>16872900

I forgot one other thing:

The Big Daddy stand-in, Songbird I think is the name, is completely and utterly wasted. You see it two or three times during the course of the game. Through heavily scripted sequences, usually it just bashes in walls behind you as you run away. You don't even fight it in the end. I genuinly think they forgot about it for most of the development cycle then just shoe-horned it in on the last level out of panic.

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53e290  No.16872958

>>16872924

My favorite are the enemies with the giant ear horns and covered eyes that end up shooting out laser beams to look for you instead of listening for sounds because that was too hard to code.

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12e1c8  No.16872981

>>16872835

>None of the choices matter at all. Even remotely. You'll be asked to pick a necklace for the bitch. It literally doesn't matter at all. The game presents it as an impactful choice that will affect the story going forwards. She just wears whichever one you pick for the rest of the game and it's never commented on.

>

>That's all I can think of from the top of my head.

You forget the one level that actually feels like Bioshock, the museum with the confederate boss. If you choose to spare him, the game makes it a point to tell you it was a bad choice later on, when he shows up in a padded cell, lobotimized and booker more or less tells you the choice didn't matter.

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0ab44d  No.16873080

>>16872835

>You really should watch the MathewMatosis video on it.

Or he can search for zakata's shitpost vids to get the idea in less than 50 agonizing minutes of a soulless humanoid that makes essays about vidya without passion or love for the hobby beyond some sociopathic, dry interest of

>look how these ants flock to this particular subject

>let's analyze subject anally until I understand it

all the while reading what seems to be his own notes mixed with things anons and gfaqers and I assume redditors in his later videos said in threads, except they feel out of place when it's not in a post between two autists arguing about how cool said game was but without their context. Or when he says specific things that can't be applied by anyone other than some failed programming graduates or someone who attended "video game designing classes" or some shit.

And not just him, almost all of the vidya essay guys have this to varying degrees, it just jumps out more about him.

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efca9b  No.16873256

File: e8dc7754cd73453⋯.webm (4.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, This_is_what_biofags_beli….webm)

Obligatory Bioshock Infinite webm.

>>16872771

Bet you faggot haven't played Marine Sharpshooter 3 and 4 and merely are trying to look cool

>>16872835

> Rick and Morty

to make Infinite drivel look even worse, just a reminder that rick and morty has more logical and internally consistent multiverse

>somehow the protagonist changing name and his life during baptism splits the universe into infinite™ universes that all can be undone if he is killed during the said baptism because it prevents him from ever being bad, good, or being at all for whatever reason.

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