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992764  No.16846729[Last 50 Posts]

I've felt a deeper connection to my pawns in Dragon's Dogma than I have to any other RPG/JRPG. Even though your pawns aren't fleshed out and are given their own unique story, or that their dialogue is random quotes throughout traversing the world and fighting monsters. I still felt like they were valuable to me. You actually grow bonds with your pawn you created, or even from the pawns in the rift that real people created. The fact that other people could use your pawn and rate it and you'd get rift crystals for how many people used your pawn showed how valuable your pawn was to others. The fact that when a pawn is unconscious you have to aid them by picking them up rather than using an item through your inventory, or else they die and get sent to the rift. You actually feel like you go through the struggle together.

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40e694  No.16846735

Man Dogma was a good game.

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c7ee74  No.16846739

>>16846735

So much bad stuff in there though. Its the ultimate THAT game. I really hope DD2 is going to happen and it fixes all of 1's problems. Hell it could honestly just be a remake that does everything right and I'd still be happy.

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5a408b  No.16846819

>>16846735

>Account bound save games you have to reverse engineer and change your id string to make them work with your installation

>I stopped playing after I beat the dragon, fell into a pit where I had to fight a big eye over and over again and read up on what happens next

>story gets really woke and you have to kill yourself, so your pawn becomes the newfag hero and the cycle repeats or something, you can't continue whithout newgame+ and you have to relearn everything and get all items over and the same bullshit story

>goooood

It was already repetitive hit until it dies until and including the dragon fight.

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5a408b  No.16846821

>>16846739

>does everything right

Good graphics?

Normal "save load as many saves as you want" system?

More interesting sex scene than moving the bitch to the bed with camera fade out?

Good combat that consists of more than hit vital points til it dies?

Better graphics?

Better story?

Maybe maybe better EVERYTHING????

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c96f1f  No.16846825

Probably spent 100$+ in TF2.

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90c37e  No.16846854

File: fca2e02aac4360d⋯.jpg (198.36 KB, 1000x1451, 1000:1451, I too prefer thicc goblins….jpg)

>>16846729

One time one of our low level pawns got rented to a player for three days, came back with knowledge on ALL enemies in the game, ALL quests, a bajillion money (which we spent on a max level pawn) and end game items.

All because of a thicc Goblin loli pawn.

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2841fa  No.16846860

File: 416a13cf3d62c7b⋯.jpg (152.09 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, samus ass.jpg)

I stuck both of thumbs up my bum before using the nigger kid's controller during a couch session.

Shitskin got shitcontrollered.

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ec6832  No.16846865

>>16846860

You're a genius, Mr. Perlman.

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b11c4c  No.16846876

File: 6c7d70e22587267⋯.jpg (71.25 KB, 680x680, 1:1, laughing skeleton.jpg)

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4659bd  No.16846880

>>16846735

Not really. Boring as fuck gameplay, world, characters - everything about it was third r8, m8.

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8d1bc4  No.16846894

File: 63483a9125a35a9⋯.jpg (41 KB, 500x421, 500:421, 63483a9125a35a90fdf690503f….jpg)

>>16846735

>>16846739

The definition of great but deeply flawed. Love the game, haven't been able to find one that comes so close to being a good action-rpg D&D game while still retaining its own identity ( Dragon's Crown and D&D SoM are pretty good, but they are more like brawlers). It really deserved a sequel or "complete" remake that fixed all the issues it had. If a second one is released one day, I wish that combat is developed even further, with more basic attacks and combos for each class, more skills, and fixing some like Warriors' lack of skill slot, merging all enchantment spells into one similarly like Dragon's Dogma Online did, bigger bestiary, and more character customization,also secretly wishing for 4 players multiplayer, not MMO but more like MH

As for my confession, as of late I tend to restart far too many RPGs if I get bored of my build or feel like I made some mistakes. I actually got tired of one RPG because I restarted it too many times; Pathfinder: Kingmaker, although I'll say I also found some issues with its combat system and design that bothered me, but probably will still finish it some day.

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df0ef2  No.16846898

>>16846729

My confession is that I don't really like Platinum games that much. They make pretty fantastic combat systems but they suck at level design, they tend to use a lot of quicktime events, their worlds are not as atmospheric as some others, and some of their characters so are juvenile that I can't come to like them all that much.

Also, I suck ass at multiplayer, and I've come to realize that the majority of people who thinks\ they're good at games because they're good at single player portions of games have a deluded sense of their level of skill, excluding some exceptions of course.

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90c37e  No.16846918

>>16846898

Being good at multiplayer means partially dealing with using what's "meta" so if you're a guy like me who enjoys fashion in games you're shit out of luck.

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bbb46a  No.16846921

>I play most of my games with a controller instead of mouse/keyboard

>I only enjoy multiplayer if it's local/LAN, online just isn't very fun and I haven't seen my old LAN buddies in years

>Also not very good at multiplayer, probably because I can't bother playing enough to git gud

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e3b7e6  No.16846924

File: 844665ed9c472fc⋯.jpg (84.81 KB, 960x720, 4:3, Super Mario Bros.jpg)

I tried already 30 times, and I can't finish this shit-ass game. Mario's inertia is all over the place.

I'm a fucking casul to never be able to finish The Classic Videogame, but will never admit it. Also never finished a FF because all their final bosses are gay and I never grind level since the normal bosses are beatable.

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d41bef  No.16846935

>>16846924

Play FF8, not grinding actually makes you stronger.

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e3b7e6  No.16846948

>>16846935

Two hours using draw on the same enemy makes you even stronger.

Every single FF is like this, beatable without grind until the last bosses.

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8d1bc4  No.16846954

>>16846948

I remember beating IX without grinding. Then again, I did it many years ago and it was quite an easy game, so who knows.

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54f9ff  No.16846972

I used to play games in most of the large genres. I've disliked even the idea of most games since I-don't-know-when, but I openly criticize ones that I don't play, have never played, and don't ever feel the need to play. We're not talking about the usual stuff people dislike with soy and politics sneaking into games. New RPGs all sound like they have bad ideas, promoting multiplayer features I don't care about, ugly realistic graphics and character designs, or totally-opposite batshit Japanese color and flash designs. Action games are about being technical and ugly. FPS are progression treadmills in multiplayer with no interesting single player to speak of. All indie games feel half-assed and unfinished because I've had ground into me continual releases of free or paid content after a game is available to play, or because the game's only declared "finished" when the developers get tired of making money off of early access nonsense. I haven't ever felt a connection to a character made by an indie game studio, because most of them have next to no personality, have shitty character designs (such that I'm rolling my eyes when I should be commiserating) or are dealing with uninteresting problems.

I realize that I'm probably the one who's changed and yet I'm going to keep blaming the games. My confession is that I don't care about what any other gamer wants besides me.

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4df6c9  No.16847067

File: 259b4af02083c54⋯.jpg (79.81 KB, 550x310, 55:31, portamario.jpg)

>>16846924

>I can't finish this shit-ass game

HOW? Are you playing the Sharp X1 version or some shit?

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88a1b4  No.16847071

I didn't feel that way. Then again, I didn't create my own pawn. I copyed the template from some post on /v/ to make a cute girl. I suck at making custom characters myself, they always turn out looking like complete shit.

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cfa821  No.16847090

File: c2647a35af5aaa4⋯.mp4 (254.58 KB, 640x360, 16:9, gay.mp4)

>>16846729

I unironically like Call of Duty past 3. WaW, Modern Warfare 1, and 2 where fantastic.Black Ops 1 and 2 was also great, skipped 3. 4 was meh, stopped playing after they locked new guns behind a paywall, really liked they got rid of health regen and had a slightly longer TTK. Kinda like nuModern Warefare but it has it's issues, but overall it's ok. Very much disliked Modern Warefare 3 and Ghost, stopped playing for years because of these two. Didnt even bother with Infinite Warfare.

I originally liked Fallout 3 when it first came out without playing any of the previous games, was nearly obsessed with it til I played it more and more and got bored, eventually realizing it was shit. ESPECIALLY after playing Fallout 1, have a hard time getting into Fallout 2 since it's a bit of a rough start if you aren't playing a unarmed or melee character. New Vegas is obviously the best and I pisses me off how much was cut because of Obsedians retardation and Zenimax's unrealistic expectations. Fallout 4 was a improvement overall in gameplay for the most part, I think there was some things it REALLY lacked compared to NV like quests but the fact they stripped the RPG part of it and fucked the original lore turns me off. 76 can fuck off.

Fighting games are shit, unless you consider Smash Bros. a true fighting game, which I don't. Painkiller Black edition is also the most overrated thing /v/ has recommended to me in terms of shooters. I've been thirsty for a good new racing game but I've yet to see one, and I am cautiously optimistic about Cyberpunk 2077 despite the controversy hereI know a guy who is bosses with the lore of the original book or some shit, he says the tranny shit is a thing in the lore and is not exclusive to the game, as much as the devs pretend they came up with it themselves.

Also I want to fuck and impregnate Gardevoir for the last 10+ years.

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881735  No.16847104

>>16846954

You can beat FF9 at level 1, so yeah probably. Hell, the secret boss is actually easier that way, i'm told.

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7dee5c  No.16847129

I have a bunch of semi lewd pictures of 2B on my computer but I never jerked off to her even once.

>>16846924

I once got third place in super mario royale.

Thats means I pretty much beat the game in like 4-5 minutes before 96 other people before me could.

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8d1bc4  No.16847131

>>16847104

Yeah, if memory serves right, FF XII Zodiac Age has a New Game Minus that makes it so you cannot level past 1. I think many main line FF are actually decent RPG enough that with smart usage of skills and equipment you can beat any foe or exploit the game, even if they are on the easy side all things considered.

>>16847129

>I have a bunch of semi lewd pictures of 2B on my computer but I never jerked off to her even once.

Somehow I find this both strange yet in some way commendable.

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3f7675  No.16847166

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>>16847129

>I have a bunch of semi lewd pictures of 2B on my computer but I never jerked off to her even once

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c0be66  No.16847182

>>16846898

I have no idea why people always praise Vanquish and act like it's all crazy action all the time. The overcharge system or whatever is incredibly fragile, there's tons of bullshit insta-kill attacks, and there's plenty of sections where you play it like a cover shooter or die (ex: the hilltop climb). Crysis takes the same concept of a super-soldier who has to constantly manage his suit energy and does it way better.

Platinum makes great boss fights and mediocre games.

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992764  No.16847190

>>16847090

I have a soft spot for Black Ops 2 because me and my friends played that for years and did nothing but argue with people on search & destroy and would make offensive emblems to shock people.

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cfa821  No.16847195

>>16847190

Fuck Blacks Ops 2 was great, when it first came out I was the fag that reported offensive emblems. Now I would strongly encourage it. It wasnt til around the end of it's life cycle I warmed up to it, but god damn is it painful to think about.

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992764  No.16847226

>>16847195

Surprisingly enough we never got banned or suspended for it. We would even go as far as to make emblems based off a real events like Trayvon Martin and Sandy Hook a day after they happened.

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059ae1  No.16847256

>>16846924

30 times isn't that bad for a younger person with mental challenges, and every FF has a grinding spot where more exp is given. You can do it, champ.

>>16846972

I criticize any game that favors multiplayer for the damage it has done to the rest of the industry.

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3a3705  No.16847276

File: ebe19047d7ab0e9⋯.jpg (35.48 KB, 513x616, 513:616, ebe19047d7ab0e99427e4cf849….jpg)

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54f9ff  No.16847288

>>16847166

That reminds me that I have another confession. It'd be really nice to be a troll type of game dev who makes exactly what I want to make exactly how I want to make it, and damn sales or fun or other people liking or even appreciating it. My ideal game review would have lines like "I enjoyed the hell out of this game, except for that that one insufferable faggot that shows up in all of ANONDEV'S games. Why does he insist on including hidden references to that unlikable shithead in everything he makes? It puts them all in the same universe and retroactively fucks up any attempt at making his games have a continuity." It would be a wonderful feeling to insert a reference to a character that everybody hated from Unique Game Property A into Unique Game Property B, and to drink the tears of fans of both properties as they try to reconcile all the bullshit problems that this introduces. Not that I'm implying that Taro ruined anything with Emil: I mean that it'd be fun to one-up him by doing it with a character designed to be hated by everybody. Maybe I'd silently patch a game months after release to unlock references that would poison the canon well; there'd be this button I could push labeled "all fans weep now" and I'd hover my finger over it daydreaming of all the angst that would be caused if I decided to push it. The best part is that I could be a terrible person and generate enormous ill feeling without actually harming anyone, like if Nero had farted all over Rome instead of burning it down.

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b1cbfd  No.16847324

File: b47a685483828e3⋯.jpg (35.6 KB, 381x238, 381:238, 20200218_191915.jpg)

I think Skyrim and Portal 2 are the best games of all time. Portal 2 is really.funny and Skyrim is probably the most ambitious RPG of all time, nothing else even comes close.

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6af7da  No.16847327

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>>16846729

I don't even like video games.

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021e43  No.16847332

I traded 200 bitcoin for TF2 hats in 2011

I went to cash out through paypal the following year but the guy I traded with bailed with my items

I bought a hyperscan at full price when I was a kid

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8a3d8c  No.16847334

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Can someone explain to me why ogres apparently have no weakspot unlike every other monster in the game? It's clearly not the head considering how little damage anything deals.

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8d1bc4  No.16847337

>>16847334

As far as I'm aware, their weak spot is actually status effects. They are easy to affect with weaknesses, slow curses, sleep and the like. You can significantly reduce the threat they pose if you debuff them and use status effect. If you can use special arrows and the like it also works.

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209129  No.16847346

>>16846854

sounds like she was given a heckuva ride for those 3 days to earn all that

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209129  No.16847350

File: 42fcf707bf6ee16⋯.jpg (378.72 KB, 1564x571, 1564:571, time to trade.jpg)

Back when I was shiny farming in X&Y, I would send the nonshiny pokemon as well as random trash I had in storage into wondertrade with names like these

Sure I could have simply released them for a faster removal, but where's the fun in that?

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8fc1d3  No.16847398

File: a1d5786172e278e⋯.jpg (1.11 MB, 987x1400, 141:200, a1d5786172e278eff66d684a7f….jpg)

The game I've feel the most attached to any NPC was probably EDF 4.1 (the only EDF I've played).

Even if you're storm team you still look the same as them and have the same weapons, they all act like army buddies, you go around chanting with them, and they might even save you sometimes.

It has this simplistic comfy feeling those "wow u'll like cry and rly feel conexun to they NPC" games don't even get close.

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000000  No.16847611

>>16847350

>shiny farming in X&Y

That's the real confession right here.

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8c0331  No.16847689

>>16847324

>Skyrim is probably the most ambitious RPG of all time

Interesting opinion. Skyrim's skills system is certainly unique, but other than that I can't really see anything particularly ambitious about it when compared to the giants that came before it (both in the Elder Scrolls series and within the broader RPG genre). Is that a sincere opinion or just an instance of contrarianism? If sincere, what do you find to be most ambitious about it?

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05a775  No.16848258

>>16847324

Daggerfall was more ambitious - it was supposed to have multiplayer.

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41483e  No.16848277

File: 48d0d97fcf95975⋯.jpg (665.56 KB, 1440x2184, 60:91, iHan0Vx.jpg)

Call of Duty is okay, and half of the people who hate it like other games that do the same things.

What are the complaints people have about CoD?

>It's too easy.

>The campaign is too scripted (should be open like half life instead).

>You can't mod it

>No custom servers

But all of that cancer applies to every other modern game too. What game these days allows mods? What game has a campaign like half life did back then? Which by the way is also heavily scripted. And what the fuck is this bullshit about it being too easy? Every modern game released these days is piss easy and people still fail at them.

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655324  No.16848328

File: 588055945b0cc29⋯.jpg (113.75 KB, 621x600, 207:200, 588055945b0cc29096d594f0b4….jpg)

I legitimately don't understand what some people see in Conker's Bad Fur Day, in terms of both the gameplay and "humor." It's been a while since I beat it, but from what I remember it was nothing but repetitive puzzles and some platforming here and there. I thought the Great Mighty Poo was sort of funny the first time but everything else is written like Family Guy but if it didn't rely on cutaway gags. The only part I remember liking gameplay-wise was towards the end of the game where Conker registers for the army and the game parodies Saving Private Ryan. The final boss was also pretty shit. I didn't mind that it parodied Aliens, but making the boss fight itself the same one from Mario 64 except with shittier controls is the worst way I have ever seen a game end. Rare should've just stuck with the collect-a-thon they were making in the first place. Conker really proves that listening to players is not always the best way for a company to make a game.

>>16848277 (checked)

This doesn't make sense to me. I thought the reason the people who enjoy modern FPS do so is because of these things (easier difficulty, instant lobbies) or they just don't mind them (lack of mod support). If they really needed mods and custom servers then why would they be playing modern FPS in the first place.

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1e838e  No.16848347

my only confession is that i only play on handhelds and console and pc fags get pissed at me when ever i post a psp thread so fuck you guys and suck ya bum

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fc11f5  No.16848350

>>16847324

Oblivion is significantly more ambitious than Skyrim (and Morrowind, for that matter, though Morrowind is a better game than either). Skyrim's a little more polished and a little less ugly in vanilla, but Oblivion attempted to outright simulate stuff that Skyrim just fakes. Stalk random NPCs for a while in both games and you'll see what I mean pretty quickly.

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3e1d0e  No.16848353

>>16848347

the PSP seems to be pretty widely liked here considering how it's so hackable. maybe your threads are just shit because you're a fag and you get mad when people call you a fag

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1b46f8  No.16848363

>>16847324

I know you're memeing but I still wanna punch you.

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1e838e  No.16848364

>>16848353

>maybe your threads are just shit because you're a fag and you get mad when people call you a fag

the moment the thread goes live the "handhelds are gay" comments flood the thread before it even becomes good

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655324  No.16848366

>>16848354

>they can’t make a fluid no-nonsense game like Mario 64

In the case of what was released, that’s true, but from what I remember the final product was not what Rare wanted to release at all. They were going to make another game like Banjo-Kazooie, starring a less vulgar version of Conker. When they revealed the game to the public, people criticized it for being another “cutsie” collect-a-thon. As a result, they sacrificed what could’ve been a decent platformer for the overrated shit we got. If you care at all, there’s some footage and screenshots of the prototype here: https://tcrf.net/Prerelease:Conker%27s_Bad_Fur_Day

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54d2d2  No.16848374

>>16848354

>British people are the least funny people on the planet to begin with

How about I base all your comedy output on Paul Blart Mall Cop boygah?

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b9bbcd  No.16848378

>>16847350

I actually managed to find Pokerus back when I was looking for a minun back in PKMN Y, the crazy thing is, is that its a 1 in 22,000 chance to get it from a wild pokemon, way rarer than any punk ass shiny.

I would then trade my pokemon that I spread the pokeaids to online for pokemon I wanted. I put the message "HAS POKERUS" with my pokemon and boy I would get what a wanted FAST.

I stopped giving a shit about pokemon a few years back and gave them all to my redditor friend though, he really did not deserve them.

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655324  No.16848380

>>16848370

>the only escape is catching a fleeing anthropomorphic key

I forgot about that part. This and the amount of context pads throughout the game makes me wonder if they revolved the gameplay around it due to the retarded decision to remake the whole game, incompetence, or both. Banjo-Kazooie obviously wasn’t as fluid or well-made as Mario 64, but at least the game revolved around exploration, primarily through platforming, and wasn’t a terrible interactive comedy movie with the only way to keep it going is by pressing a button on a pad in the game.

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7164b8  No.16848387

File: 5d2ae856ff3cb60⋯.jpg (20.52 KB, 650x64, 325:32, sissies.JPG)

I'm addicted to getting banned on the steam discussion forums. I don't know why I do this, maybe I'm just mental.

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bb696c  No.16848393

>>16848387

Is this like the yanderediscord ban speedruns?

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75c840  No.16848395

File: 158983b45df6c64⋯.jpg (78.82 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 234156.jpg)

I think dragon age 2 is a great game. I understand the flaws but it still had some good old bioware magic in it and in some ways, I liked it more than Origins, not overall though.

It also has a great cover, we don't get many good ones these days.

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bb696c  No.16848411

File: d11cbf5410ca032⋯.jpg (26.12 KB, 400x400, 1:1, D_n_kHlO_400x400.jpg)

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191bf1  No.16848414

>>16846729

I brine every pawn I see wearing the Queen's clothing set.

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8aedd7  No.16848425

>>16848328

>I legitimately don't understand what some people see in Conker's Bad Fur Day, in terms of both the gameplay and "humor."

What I don't understand is why people loved the singing shit so much.

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3885d0  No.16848438

I genuinely enjoyed Assassin's Creed 1. I thought the setup missions were a realistic approach to finding out intel for assassinations and that the story and setting were interesting.

>>16848414

That's not a confession, that's the average playthrough.

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58750c  No.16848439

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I liked Sunset. For those who don't know, it's about a woke black girl being a maid for a rich guy and he takes part in a coup against some mean fascist. It's cheesy and she probably got bleached but I like it.

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e90b70  No.16848448

File: 6a2d1edf5f26f67⋯.png (207.71 KB, 361x691, 361:691, 6a2.png)

>>16848395

>generic dude walking towards camera cover that was so prevalent in 7th gen

>great cover

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54d2d2  No.16848507

>>16848377

>cherry picking

>then cherry picks

>The Simpsons

Which has been shit for 19 seasons and should have been stopped by 16 at the latest.

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8aedd7  No.16848528

File: 8fc195a8089740f⋯.jpg (42.31 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 8fc195a8089740f4c64efeebcd….jpg)

>>16848507

Your wit is about as strong as your comedy.

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54f9ff  No.16848646

>>16848425

Remember the times. "Edgy" wasn't a meme word yet, and when a big and well-known dev/publisher allowed for a giant singing shit in a console game, it was seen as cheeky and provocative. Being outlandishly juvenile (ala South Park) and especially scatological was still relatively ahead of the mainstream in America and something that American console games really hadn't done before. Today it just looks silly.

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f3ceb0  No.16848662

>>16848448

>>16848395

The guy is generic, but the negative space in the dragon's wings are party member silhouettes, which is cool

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8aedd7  No.16848665

>>16848646

I played the game when it was new and I wasn't impressed then either.

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4da028  No.16848921

>>16848277

Call of Duty's massive success is exactly the reason that every other AAA game is like that

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076af1  No.16848924

File: 70b40c799aad67c⋯.jpg (83.92 KB, 450x864, 25:48, 1573948750372.jpg)

I bought Fallout 76 for 5$ and put around 20 hours into it, and that's only my second most shameful videogame purchase. The first is Escape from Tarkov.

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1b03e2  No.16849011

>>16846729

Well I, on the other hand, stuck the game straight on hard and threw my pawn into the ocean. Probably missed out on your experience, but hey, whatever. After doing some reading I think I actually made the game easier by doing that because of how experience and money works. Oh well.

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2deef2  No.16849061

File: ba6a142f393bf22⋯.jpg (434.52 KB, 3000x2400, 5:4, EL2dgJgWwAAAvdk.jpg)

I've never played, or even tried, a single Metroid game, but would claim Samus is among my favourite vidya grils.

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2bccd5  No.16849075

File: f01bbb63233edf4⋯.png (1.37 MB, 819x929, 819:929, The Future of gaming.png)

I like the new Call of Duty, and I haven't played one since MW2.

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f4920d  No.16849076

File: c16efd075d7ae6e⋯.jpg (528.54 KB, 1440x960, 3:2, Sarah Bryant.jpg)

>>16849061

This is Sarah Bryant, Samus has a mole.

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d08214  No.16849078

>>16849075

They've forcefed you enough shit that you started liking it.

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57a42c  No.16849086

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b20d33  No.16849115

File: 58abc876af578b3⋯.jpg (14.91 KB, 400x299, 400:299, 58abc876af578b3a069b51d1cf….jpg)

>>16846729

Why is this "video game confessions", it's just true and there's nothing wrong or shameful about it, the pawns had more life in them than any scripted character ever could. They even had a simple AI that could learn from you, like if you unequip your lantern before crossing a river so it doesn't get wet, they'd start doing it too after observing you doing it.

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c0be66  No.16849135

>>16849061

I tried playing the original metroid on 3DS virtual console and got bored and lost after maybe two hours but same

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0987fa  No.16849245

File: 03bb73cfae335f8⋯.jpg (391.22 KB, 934x1532, 467:766, 1470373669_pprCJI2.jpg)

>>16848328

>This doesn't make sense to me.

Have you not heard about the CoD boycott?

>>16848921

you are simplifying the whole situation a lot. Pretty sure a lot of game devs wish their game was as popular as cod. But their games are not shit because they try to copy cod, their games are shit because they are developed by niggers and faggots. Most game devs these days are just bad at their job.

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bbb46a  No.16849249

>>16849135

The original game is kinda hard to get into, I don't blame you for not liking it. I'd recommend checking out Super Metroid, you'd probably like it better. post more Samus

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93ddc9  No.16849261

File: dbb0bb87df4590f⋯.png (72.82 KB, 220x203, 220:203, Todd's_Trap.png)

>>16848924

>20 hours of F76

I spend 25 hours with Fallout 3 waiting if it gets better. It did not.

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e7c069  No.16849263

>>16849135

>>16849249

I'll also recommend if you couldn't get into the original to try Zero Mission and AM2SR, as they are pretty much well done remakes of the original, with more content, better controls and some features of later titles that improves the game play drastically. If you don't like those, perhaps try the Prime saga to see if you like the formula in a 3D environment more. If you don't like those, perhaps you may enjoy other games of the same type like Hollow Knight or even Ori, even if it is a bit short and linear.

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f69bb6  No.16849290

>>16847398

I give more shit about the EDF characters more then any other game even thought they don't have a name

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8c0331  No.16849339

Until after 3-4 years after I started posting on /v/ (around the time of the exodus) my default difficulty setting for almost every game I played was easy. It's still only normal. I don't find that most games actually become any more fun on higher difficulty levels. Exceptions exist like Smash where it's braindead on all but the highest difficulties, but that's generally the case for me.

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18ae36  No.16850002

My whole computer games life story reads like a confession in my mind. Some bits, unchronological:

>last year i finally bought a smartphone (shit purchase), after a bad experience from going at work trip equipped only in a dumbphone , spent almost whole year playing Super Stickman Golf and Alto's Adventure/Oddyssey

> i logged god knows how many hours in to a game i haven't seen so much as mentioned on /v in my 5 years lurking here: America's Army 2, i guess only slavs like me and brazillians played it. We are talking about +5000h range

>i bought my first computer and console ever (a laptop and then brand new PSP at full price) at 20yo, with my first own, earned money

>i couldn't see Deus Ex as more than collection of fun but disconnected maps, i actually laughed when Jock died, thats how bad its storytelling was for me. i should probably play it again

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5c0fc0  No.16850029

>>16849135

Original metroid isn't very engaging. Try Super Metroid. So far it's the only 2D game in the series I actually like and I consider it to be a perfect game with no flaws and extremely intelligent design decisions which is why it's one of my favorite games of all time

I still haven't played any of the 3D titles.

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f3ceb0  No.16850039

>>16850029

There's a few stupid rooms though. Like the rolling boukder enemies, or the Super gate from Maridia to Brinstar power bomb area

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f6939a  No.16850046

>>16850029

Metroid Prime is basically Super Metroid in first-person. Same areas, same progression system/items, it's definitely worth a play-through.

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b11c4c  No.16850048

File: 62768f1a1ba996b⋯.png (94.97 KB, 279x271, 279:271, lou.png)

>>16846924

Having been spoiled by modern platformers, going back to the classics is honestly jarring to me.

It's not that they're harder, but they play so differently. There's often a lot of momentum and inertia going on that feels so weird, I had this problem with Sonic as well. You can never really go fast in that game 90% of the time because you'll be running into shit.

I've never beaten SMB, either. I enjoy it, but I've never beaten it. The way its movement works is all sorts of jank compared to modern games, my brain refuses to learn it.

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f3ceb0  No.16850051

>>16850046

Finding the artifacts was a nice surprise. Some were hidden in plain sight. I guess there are lots of parallels like Spore Spawn vs Flaagrah or the starting ship vs Ceres

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f6939a  No.16850055

>>16850051

There's also the sunken ship in the underwater area, the obvious parallels between Norfair and Magmoor caverns, the Zebesian base and the Space Pirate base, the weapons are largely the same, etc.

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bb804e  No.16850162

>>16846729

>I've felt a deeper connection to my pawns in Dragon's Dogma than I have to any other RPG/JRPG

I doubt it. I wager you made a big titted waifu pawn and played most of the game with one hand. I'll have to admit that's a deeper connection I've ever had with any weeaboo RPG characters.

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b11c4c  No.16850182

>>16850162

>I'll have to admit that's a deeper connection I've ever had with any weeaboo RPG characters.

DD is the opposite of weeaboo. It's a westoaboo game; the devs tried their hardest to make a WRPG.

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b4b3ee  No.16850186

>>16846860

>not naming the pic SamASS

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b11c4c  No.16850189

>>16850186

Do you guys remember the ass autist?

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2deef2  No.16851471

File: f3df28608f654a0⋯.jpg (436.81 KB, 3000x2600, 15:13, ENWl0GTXsAAXVs3.jpg)

>>16850189

He yet lives back at cuckchan and is still doing his thing

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