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1b804a  No.16822406

I'm making a short parody game in RPG Maker MV. It's a parody of SJWs/Feminists/etc. It will basically be framed as the kind of game that a rabid feminist would make completely seriously, but at the same time, it will be full of highly offensive jokes.

The core plot literally boils down to "Strong independent women smash the patriarchy". In fact, the villain is literally just called The Patriarch.

Problem is, I need some help with naming. I'm running out of ideas for offensive, yet subtle jokes I can insert into the names of various skills and the like. If anyone could throw some ideas at me for names for the following things, I'd appreciate it. Either it has to be an anti-SJW joke or it has to be the kind of "woke" bullshit they would realistically name it. i.e. the reviving spell is called Woke and the ice spell is called Snowflake.

>Magic: Heals one ally for a small amount of HP.

>Magic: Heals all allies for a small amount of HP.

>Magic: Removes negative status effects.

>Magic: Fire magic damage to one enemy.

>Magic: Lightning magic damage to one enemy.

>Magic: HP drain from one enemy.

>Skill: Lightning elemental Axe attack.

>Skill: Fire elemental Axe attack.

>Skill: Physical Axe attack that removes enemy buffs.

>Skill: Skill which provides a defense buff to the party.

>Weapon: Staff (wielded by a black woman)

>Weapon: Axe (wielded by a furry nonbinary hispanic woman)

>Weapon: Rod (wielded by a white tranny)

>Currency for an SJW commie society.

I think I've got the names for everything else figured out, but I could really use some help for these.

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41e528  No.16822409

>OP: Sucks every cock

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1b804a  No.16822412

>>16822409

Already got that one accounted for, but thanks.

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20cf71  No.16822417

Can't help with magic considering you didn't tell us how it's used or who would be using it. Context is everything.

>staff

>Big Bo - Procs Afermative Action (user takes next turn regardless of turn order, only deals 1/3 total damage that turn) - "But he didn't do anything!"

>implying I'll keep doing it for free

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1b804a  No.16822438

>>16822417

The black magic is being used by a black woman, and the white magic is being used by the white tranny.

The axe skills are used by the mexican furry knight. There's also an Asian ninja chick whose moves are all offensive shit in romaji (like Nyuuhaafu).

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d002da  No.16822451

>Magic: Removes negative status effects.

Virtue Signal

>Currency for an SJW commie society.

twitter followers

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db49a9  No.16822466

>>16822406

I want to create a strong woman protagonist just to show those idiots how it’s done. I swear if I have to endure another Mary Sue in a movie or tv show I’m gonna go insane.

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82dcd8  No.16822476

What happened to Anons Bizzare Adventure?

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0420c5  No.16822479

>>16822476

died i guess

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399c6c  No.16822481

>>16822406

>I'm making a short parody game

You are also living a short parody life.

Nobody cares about either one, Snowflake.

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35334b  No.16822484

>>16822479

That's disappointing.

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399c6c  No.16822486

>>16822438

I'd play that for an afternoon. Like Goat Simulator, it sounds just fucked up enough to be amusing for a few hours.

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0420c5  No.16822488

>>16822484

projects don't really last forever especially when your doing it for free, because it means either pushing out a shit ton of demos and maybe releasing the game or quietly cancelling it without a single word as to why. I won't be surprised if OP eventually cancels his project or abandons it like most RPGmaker games

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a1c12d  No.16822493

>Currency for an SJW commie society.

Maybe have no currency at all since that's an invention of the evil capitalist machine, but good luck trying to design the game around that.

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0420c5  No.16822498

even if he does ever release the game, most people will see it as "just another rpgmaker game" or the same shit as any other rpgmaker game that barely changes anything other than character portraits and maybe world design. Because in the end its mostly stock assets and stock battle systems. Unless OP decides to edit or change things like the battle system or any graphical/gameplay department thats in RPGmaker itself

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1b804a  No.16822500

>>16822486

It's not even gonna be that long. It's just a side project I'm doing for shits and giggles. It'll maybe be an hour or two long, tops.

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35334b  No.16822509

>>16822500

Good luck nigger, keep goals, and keep them within very close limits. Only expand on them after you've completed a few related things. Also make sure your workflow isn't bashing your head against it until you think it's done. Keep it lasting.

Though, I hope you already know this stuff anyhow.

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27416e  No.16822523

>>16822500

Nothing really to offer other than good luck faggot.

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1b804a  No.16822525

>>16822509

Oh yeah, I know exactly what I want to do with it. It's not gonna be a hard thing to make. I've made much longer stuff before, with much more effort.

Though I'm thinking… maybe I shouldn't be so overtly offensive with it? That way I could actually get SJWs to play it and be like "OMG THIS GAME IS SO AMAZING AND WOKE!" when it's actually making fun of them.

For reference of how blatant the offensiveness is in parts, right now the playable characters are:

>Anigra - Black woman, main character. (Black Mage)

>Spica - Mexican furry nonbinary xe woman. (Knight)

>Kirozaru (translators note: this means yellow monkey) - Asian ninja lady. Considering making her a pedo. (Ninja)

>Cici - White trans "woman". Is introduced as a male knight working for the Patriarchy but you convince him to transition. (White Mage)

I think it would be better if I played it MUCH more subtle, no?

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4a5d36  No.16822530

>subtle

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0822cc  No.16822555

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>>16822406

>I'm making a short parody game in RPG Maker MV

<I'm making a parody

haha so fanny and randumb XD

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4ec31e  No.16822559

Now we are talking about RPG Maker I must say the hardest thing so far is making actual graphics for the game. Proportions and all that is hard, also trying to make a right/left up/down map to make something nice looking. After that I'll have to worry about making the stats and the formulas make sense with the system I want to work with.

It doesn't help that you can't use anything that isn't pixelated crap.

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1b804a  No.16822565

>>16822559

You're overestimating how much effort I'm willing to put into this.

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ebbb65  No.16822607

So like Feminazi: The Triggering, but an RPG? Godspeed

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4e3d2e  No.16822627

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How about you make something high effort or interesting instead? RPGmaker sucks, I know this because I've made shit on it that shouldn't even be possible on the engine.

>It's a parody of SJWs/Feminists/etc.

Is this fucking 2015? Jesus Christ man, making fun of them is fucking normalfag tier now. If you want to be edgy/actually push the overton window you need to tackle real, current issues. Think white genocide, the Jews, trannies, etc.

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d572bb  No.16822652

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I'm gonna make a game where a great king comes back from the dead to return to his kingdom in a time of great need, like the King Arthur legend.

Only to find his kingdom has become a cesspool of degeneracy and weak males who are actually inviting in the orcs (read: niggers) that he fought against to secure peace in the first place.

So he decides that peace is a lie, and that conflict is required for growth and for men to reach their potential, and the peace that he fought so hard for brought about a lack of conflict that weakened his kingdom and made everyone faggots.

Then he purges the orcs with fire and sword, hangs the traitors led by rat people who like shiny things, and re-establishes the kingdom but this time with a great wall around the entire kingdom, and only men who have been outside the wall to raid the orcs and rats are capable of owning land and voting, and everyone else is a second class civilian who owes their life to the warrior men.

It won't be a long game, because I don't have the patience for an epic, and I'll probably just use stock assets. Then later on if I feel like it I can go over the assets and redo them with custom stuff I guess.

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956c3c  No.16822670

Kinda hard to come up with names when we don't really know anything about it, you know the lore better than we do. For example, is health actually health in the game? Because if it was instead something like "indoctrination" that you lowered different names would work better.

For example with HP Drain "Blood Reparations" could maybe work if it did HP damage, but indoctrination damage would be something more like "Educate"

>>16822493

Death Stranding uses "likes" as a currency, so it's doable. "Favor" could be a good one, rather communistic as it's not money and about "helping each other" while also can be about political favors and how corrupt the society is

>>16822525

>Though I'm thinking… maybe I shouldn't be so overtly offensive with it?

You need to make a decision before you go any further with this. Don't Star Shitizen it up by constantly changing the scope and focus. Pick something and stick to it. Do be wary of trying to subtly make fun of people who are playing the game though, as you may unintentionally make something that they actually love and the intended mockery may fade away.

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d2fc77  No.16822676

>>16822406

>>Weapon: Rod (wielded by a white tranny)

this seems like it should be easy

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8ebf25  No.16822734

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>>16822406

Lemme brainstorm some names.

>Privledge

>Mass Privilege

>BLOCKED

>Roastie (Later stages would be Roastie-ra and Roastie-ga)

>no idea for electric

>Alimony

As for the weapon skills, no idea. For the weapons, in order, a selfie stick that upgrades into a gangsta bling selfie stick with an afro, a literal small child for the furry axe guy (furry pedophiles being the edgy joke, with the ultimate weapon being a white baby), and basically just a dildo with the upgrades being bigger dildos.

As for the currency, Twitter Upvotes. I know twitter doesn't have upvotes.

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afbcfc  No.16822782

>>16822406

>It's a parody of SJWs/Feminists/etc

Dubs it is.

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92606e  No.16823079

>>16822406

>Currency

Victim Points/Oppression Points

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4becca  No.16823342

>>16822406

>currency

>no one suggests Gibs

Fuck guys I'm honestly disappointed.

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0cdbf5  No.16824986

Class promotions are Twitter verified blue checkmarks

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2183e4  No.16825023

>>16822406

>rod

Dial8

>currency

Pity Points (PP)

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