6af6b5 No.16821446
Atari to build a video game-themed hotel in Phoenix: Here is what we know so far
https://archive.ph/hmigY
>In its national announcement, Atari said hotels were also planned in Las Vegas, Nevada, Denver, Colorado, Chicago, Illinois, Austin, Texas, Seattle, Washington, San Francisco, California, and San Jose, California.
I felt this was too retarded for the GG general and possibly for the board itself, but here it is.
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db003e No.16821450
>tfw run around gamer hotel yelling nigger
Just like muh videogames.
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5e5c12 No.16821474
>Liberal cities
>Guaranteed tranny safehouses and orgy rooms and dilation stations
>Rent will probably be $500 a night for the gaymer experience
>Won't even be about the fucking games, or it will just be a shitty theme with subpar service
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a69284 No.16821479
Atari have killed itself so much and so often that they are trying to find ways to do it again. Although, it could work. I don't see it being as expensive as other kinds of thematic hotels. It depends on how attractive they make it and how expensive that would be. Other thematic hotels usually go to hell because of budget, but those are the ones that on top of hotel staff also have live shows and stuff, or pools, that shit is expensive, but with gaming, the best you can do is make a nice room full of video game options and the surrounding common areas also have video games and I don't see it being too expensive.
Then again, it's atari, they'll find a way to fuck it up.
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abe3ce No.16821483
>>16821479
>>16821474
From the article:
>e-sports studios, video games bars, restaurants, and themed rooms
So, yeah, just about every terrible thing you could think of.
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6af6b5 No.16821487
>>16821483
The only silver lining I could see is the possibility of bringing arcades back to some degree stateside but it will almost surely be pushed to the wayside not only because of upkeep but for everything else mentioned.
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404261 No.16821490
why does the concept art make it almost look run down?
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abe3ce No.16821495
>>16821487
>bringing arcades back to some degree stateside
You mean like how Dave & Busters and other similar places have revived arcades?
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6af6b5 No.16821496
>>16821490
I was trying to pin down what sort of stank it had to it myself. It obviously has a Vegas sleeze about it but also a fractured timeline thing.
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6af6b5 No.16821499
>>16821495
I hope they manage to branch out even more, it's not just some sweaty video game bar thing. They're mostly in and around tourist traps where I live still.
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ce9939 No.16821502
>>16821495
wasn't it Dave and Busters the ones that started the trend of paying mobile developers for arcade versions of mobile games which completely tanked the quality of the games there?
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ba379a No.16821514
>>16821490
1. For some reason the CG is really poor quality, look at the cars and scenery, looks like an in-game screenshot of a Cities Skylines mod.
2. The building doesn't look run down but the architecture does look pretty outdated overall.
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964515 No.16821770
Atari is a gambling company now. It's a shock they didn't do this ten years ago tbh
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a6ee1c No.16821774
So will they have live action smash tv bloodsports? If not then who cares.
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964515 No.16821779
>>16821490
It looks like a hotel built in the 70's
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d92bf4 No.16821833
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
If Nickelodeon can do it, then so can Atari.
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89f5e5 No.16821845
>>16821483
>Not just having video game themed strip bars
What a waste.
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9fd52e No.16821987
>>16821845
Or gaming brothels with arcade tables where you play games while under the table there is a whore blowing you.
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073eaf No.16821991
>gaming as an identity bullshit
If there are any games in there I stick a whole carrot in my ass.
And you can bet Mark will go to one of those because he wants to.
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bb6dcc No.16821999
>>16821987
>having her interrupting you instead of playing xbox
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9fd52e No.16822002
>>16821999
What about strippers who play with you? Or even have a gaming service to grind and farm some XP or rare materials in the game while you sleep.
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cd439f No.16822004
>>16821474
It will be GDQ 24/7 all year round.
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bb6dcc No.16822006
>>16822004
How long before nazifurs "ruin" it?
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bb6dcc No.16822024
>>16822002
FYI, I was referencing a bogus news story.
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89f5e5 No.16822029
>>16822002
You have gaming lounges but the controllers are the breasts or pecs because gender equality of the strippers. Have like a thin t-shirt with buttons
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06c341 No.16822038
>>16821446
>Atari Plans to Build GAMER Hotels
but we are poor,more like e-celeb hotels
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cd439f No.16822041
>>16822002
>What about strippers who play with you?
You get Desmond.
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faabfe No.16822048
>>16822038
<we
<in tax dodge gibsmedat states
I'm only wondering how many pachinko machines and grannies will be there. Can you imagine the smell? Can you imagine working there?
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bb6dcc No.16822062
>>16822038
>he doesn't get autism bux
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3db3dd No.16822171
>>16822002
>Sorry, but we don't accept CSGO weapon skins
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9fd52e No.16822182
>>16822062
I'm too stupid to get autism bux. How do you get them?
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85afb3 No.16822206
>>16822062
my autism is too smart for states to consider me incapable of working,they say im one of the smart autists
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1503fe No.16822439
>>16821987
I wonder why the sex industry never thought of this beyond the funny cosplay porn or whatever small shit they've put. I'm sure a lot of idiots would pay for a GAMER FUCK™ at the GAMING WHOREHOUSE™.
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290a51 No.16822448
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f8e0a6 No.16822675
>>16821487
Why would you want arcades to come back? Do you enjoy gacha gambling also?
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9005f1 No.16822867
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dccd94 No.16822932
Is /b/ going to raid the pool?
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36b5dd No.16822955
>>16822448
I need the source on this, or is it just a 2-pages thing?
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1503fe No.16822981
>>16822955
Shachiku Succubus no Hanashi
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89f5e5 No.16822982
>>16822439
Apparently there's a recent Captain Marvel porn parody and it's more well received than the actual movie, just how bad is that movie. So I would not put it as out there to have more vidya porn parodies in the future.
why is quick reply fucked
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36b5dd No.16822988
>>16822981
Seems like a comfy read. Thanks, anon.
As for OP, I must confess I've never been in a hotel before. I have relatives all over the place so whenever I travel I just ask them the favor to let me stay a few days. For some reason the idea of staying at a hotel makes me gag, and I can imagine this sort of place being used for EVO/Smash tournament or Dilation Done Quick.
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1e07be No.16822994
>>16822982
On the captain marvel thing, the rundown is: Lead can't act so the rest of the cast tells her what she is all the fucking time "you're so strong and brave". First half through halfway through the second half is boring as shit, and the action scenes at the end are worse then most other marvel movies and are carried entirely by the CGI. Main character is an unlikable douche, and the person that plays her isn't better either.
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1503fe No.16822998
>>16822982
>I would not put it as out there to have more vidya porn parodies in the future
Of course there will, it's just that they're not gonna go beyond cosplay porn flicks.
People can happily pay extra for overpriced hardware because it's written "gaming"™ on it, why not for a "gaming prostitute"™ with a "queen of joysticks tattoo"™ and cringey dirty talk about your "gamer cock"™?
>>16822994
Is the actress in the porn parody better at acting than Brie Larson?
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89f5e5 No.16823006
>>16822998
>Beyond cosplay porn flicks
I was thinking more clones with a lewd spin
>Batman Arkham Asylum except all the baddies are hot chicks whom you have to knock out with sexual prowess
>Shadow of War with monstergirls
>Dragon's Dogma
>An erotic spinoff of a wrestling game(Firepro I guess?)
etc.
>Gaming Prostitute™
>LED Nipples
>Joystick/analog bodypaint breasts
>sponsorship logos out of the ass
>comes with a pack of GAMER FUEL™ so you can bang longer before you tire
Heh.
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f60be0 No.16823106
>>16823006
>sponsorship logos out of the ass
Butthole by
STEELSERIES™️
Reminder that bullying is not a joke.
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6af6b5 No.16823128
>>16822981
Goddamn mobileposters.
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