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c8c481 No.16810558[Last 50 Posts]
>Dating simulator made by Telltales games
>Based on the sex and the city license
>4 episode Dedicated to dating a SATC girl
>Episode 5 you have to pick which sex and the city girl to marry
>Carrie Bradshaw, Charlotte York, Miranda Hobbes and Samantha Jones get a sex mini game each
>you get a game over if you cum before a SATC girl does
https://sexandthecity.fandom.com/wiki/Carrie_Bradshaw
https://sexandthecity.fandom.com/wiki/Miranda_Hobbes
https://sexandthecity.fandom.com/wiki/Charlotte_York
https://sexandthecity.fandom.com/wiki/Samantha_Jones
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438960 No.16810560
>sex and the city has a wiki
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8f28bd No.16810561
>role playing tabletop game based off FATAL
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df9938 No.16810563
smash bros walking simulator where you just walk around the world of light/darkness and there is no fighting
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c8c481 No.16810566
>>16810561
>>role playing tabletop game based off FATAL
I doubt it’s possible playing the original FATAL.
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b749b0 No.16810568
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c8c481 No.16810569
>>16810560
Is it any weirder than super nanny having a fan wiki?
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b749b0 No.16810570
Wait I'm retarded and didn't read the subject.
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137eff No.16810573
>Hyper-immersive sim, everything is portrayed as realistically as possible
>Give it to Bethesda
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2abc64 No.16810580
>>16810568
>>16810570
Thanks anon, you brightened my day a little.
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c8c481 No.16810592
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>>16810560
>Who the FUCK wants this?
>>16810568
>>16810580
Probably the same people who would buy the desperate housewives video games.
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24203f No.16810619
>>16810592
To be fair. Unlike sex and the city. Desperate housewives women were actually hot.
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02e59e No.16810625
>>16810619
>He doesn't like Sandra Bullock
HORSE PUSSY
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5229eb No.16810627
>>16810569
My parents loved those damn nanny shows. Specially because they thought it would make for good ideas on what to do with me at the time, when I was younger.
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3d584c No.16810630
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>>16810627
Did any of those ideas involve copious use of this sound effect?
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40dba6 No.16810631
>>16810573
This thread is probably Bethesda fishing for ideas
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24203f No.16810645
>>16810627
>My parents loved those damn nanny shows
That’s odd. Most of the fandom of those nanny shows are Childless middle age single women.
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338ef6 No.16810660
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60f725 No.16810666
>>16810625
Thats clearly a male horse
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b7e490 No.16810669
The first line was all you needed.
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24203f No.16811023
>>16810669
I’m surprised they didn’t make a dating sims yet.
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bae039 No.16811027
Tetris, but with a physics engine that simulates the pieces like they're actual boxes so that if you put the long piece dangling over a hole, it falls over and gets stuck diagonally and the board becomes unplayable.
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533ef7 No.16811053
>>16811027
They made that already, it's a game called Tricky Towers and it's a 4-player competitive tower-builder tetris game. The physics is supposed to be "fun", but I don't personally know anybody that actually owns it.
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67c201 No.16811054
Okay guys how about this
A game where you are limited to like 2 weapons starting off
And only like 11 levels, but 10 of them are too difficult at first so you have to replay the first one over and over again to level up
You only get weapons after leveling up in a specific skill tree enough
But here's the real kicker: the weapons are absolute shit when you first get them, so you have to level up said skill tree like more 12 times for upgrade so make it become useful
And the game has different enemies that can instakill you, intentionally stun you and guys that can take away half your health from like the other end of the map with 100% accuracy
Half the time you're just waiting around for shit to finish so you can move on to the next objective which is also waiting for shit to finish
And there are like 120+ skill levels you have to grind slowly though by playing the same few maps over and over and over again
There's no ending, no endgame; just fucking level up and play through these same maps which mostly consist of waiting
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44dcf1 No.16811061
We are proud to announce a new Castlevania developed by Ninja Theory
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eea269 No.16811063
You play as a silent MIT graduate where you fuck up for no reason because plot and have to endure the worst 3D platforming and bullet sponge enemies. Also have the end levels be borderline broken because we're lazy.
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be5c4e No.16811088
>>16811061
Still a panchiko "game" though
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0d13d2 No.16811093
>>16810558
It's truly such a shame that Telltale never made any games for their true target audience.
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b4a738 No.16811528
>>16811054
>There's no ending
No, it definitely needs an ending. The ending can be absolute dogshit and in no way worth grinding to get to, but it needs that last slap to the face. If you don't have an ending then people will just quit once they get tired of it, while with an ending they will keep going even if they absolutely fucking hate it.
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24203f No.16814332
>>16811093
>It's truly such a shame that Telltale never made any games for their true target audience
Which are?
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43750e No.16814378
A game where people pay up to five figures for images of spaceships.
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1e3eca No.16814393
>lease or buy the license for the "Man Up" sketch from MadTV
>if it can't be acquired just alter the names slightly (for example 'Kei and Peel's: Man Up!') to avoid litigation
>entire game is just one long 2D side-scrolling level
>enemies consist of security guards, bouncers, thugs, and robots
>you control either Kei or Peel and can switch back and forth between them by pushing in the right analog stick or Q key
>the enemies run up and punch you or roll barrels at you that you must jump over
>if you get hit once, you must perform the "Man Up" ritual dance to recover your stamina
>"Man Up" is similar to a combo in a fighting game, in that you must press a certain button combination to maintain the attack
>if you stop doing the button combo or press the wrong key, the attack stops, and yo must start again
>there are 3 variations of the "Man Up" ritual, each of varying lengths
>the shortest (2 minutes) is for attacking weaker enemies
>the intermediate (5 minutes) is for stronger enemies
>the longest (10 to 15 minutes) is for recovering stamina after taking damage
>doing the ritual will freeze time so enemies can't hit you while you're performing
>if you get hit again before you do the ritual the game is over
>you defeat enemies by surrounding them and doing "Man Up" chants
>with every enemy you defeat, your "Man Up" attack gets stronger but also takes longer to conclude
>if you get hit once your "Man Up" attacks revert back to level 1
>every now and then you will pass a vending machine that dispenses sodas
>doing the "Man Up" ritual near the vending machine releases 1 can of cola
>the cola can be used as a continue to resume from the last place you died
>the vending machine can be farmed infinitely to grant infinite continues but the ritual dance to release a can takes 15 minutes
>the bosses consist of robots that shoot homing missles
>the final boss is a shapeshifting clown
>his attacks can't be dodged, you will have to "Man Up" each time his projectiles hit you to stay in the game
>the only way to win is to surround the clown and do a "Man Up" attack for 40 minutes straight
>the game is beatable, but the shortest estimated time of completion is 17 hours
>there is no pause, the pause button just makes the screen flicker for a millisecond
>enemies respawn
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1e3eca No.16814400
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>>16814393
forgot you can embed here
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36887c No.16814411
>Elder Scrolls quiz game
>you get penalized for picking answers that support old lore
>if you win the game automatically orders the season pass for you (all the content is user-made)
Also,
>Qix clone
>the starter images are sexy anime girls
>the uncovered images are tumblrized versions
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24203f No.16814448
>>16814378
Pretty sure this actually happened.
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3d584c No.16814468
>>16814378
An h-game where losing is the porn.
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cc8afe No.16814518
>>16811093
>Not posting the original
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48d728 No.16814727
>>16814411 (checked)
You and your double dubs are in luck, worst Korea pretty much made games exactly like that from the mid 90s to early 00s. Look up games made by Comad and the arcade games they exported to Japan and the US
https://archive.is/QO9yn
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0d13d2 No.16816419
>>16814332
How did you stumble on this thread if your reading comprehension is that bad? Dating sims, you illiterate fuck.
>>16814378
Her expression in the third one just make me diamonds.
>>16814518
Thanks for sharing, Anon.
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ad43dd No.16816440
>>16814468
Interdasting.
>>16810558
How much coalburning was there on that TV show?
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3aa804 No.16816531
>>16816419
>Her expression in the third one just make me diamonds.
>Her
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df9938 No.16816532
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b1f332 No.16816537
>>16816440
Not as much as you might think for a HBO show. The red head and Samantha Jones are the only ones who fucked black guys.
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24203f No.16816538
>>16816532
>woke persona game
We are getting dangerously close to one.
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df9938 No.16816541
>>16816538
wouldn't be surpised
>protagonist is a select your gender and pronouns character
>a few social links talk about the patriarchy, pro communism, police brutality, cultural appropriation, etc.
>one of the characters is a tranny
>bad guys are all white men one is probably the president/prime minister
>one of the team members is an antifa member
>even more annoying mascot
>persona 5-ish gameplay
>half of the cast is non-binary or queer
>special thanks to resetera for consulting
<except it probably won't happen because reera hates fatlus
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1b6bb8 No.16816636
>>16811027
>>16811053
Not only that, there's a freeware game called Not Tetris 2 that's exactly Tetris but with physics.
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ada3a0 No.16816645
>>16816537
Back then ((propaganda)) still had to be somewhat subtle.
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67363e No.16816654
>>16816645
>>16816541
>just want to play VIDEO GAMES
<haha you're such a conspiracy theorist anon
<wow dont be so homophobic??
<it doesnt affect the game play
<if you dont like it just dont buy it!
<there's no such thing as white genocide
Its so tiring
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307b68 No.16816659
<Feminist debate fighting game.
>rpg maker
>bosses are chauvinistic pigs
>abilities are feminist talking points
>your hair color changes as you level up
>body hair gives stat bonuses
>The end game goal is to gain total control of the map
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cd6ab0 No.16816802
>make an amazing horror game
>I choose konami as my publisher
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24203f No.16816905
>>16816541
Persona pretty far left for a Japanese game series, to begin with. Hell witcher series was always woke before the Netflix show. just more subtle with wokeness back in the games and books. Witcher elves were always stand in for blacks people but they actually had we wuz Kang past.
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24203f No.16816907
>>16816645
Funny enough sex and the city already hatred by SJWs for being too white and straight. Hell SATC portraying black guys as jerks would be called racist today
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0d13d2 No.16818313
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>>16816531
I'd bend Dragjima over and fuck him in the ass if he looked like that.
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ec7a21 No.16818332
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>Konami's tried a lot, and it's all failed. There's only one way forward. Castlevania doesn't need complexity or innovation. Castlevania needs the triple A method. No untested mechanics, a cinematic story, cheap and shallow references to previous games that make you clap, a sad dad walking through snow, and a title as simple as the people who will be purchasing this game: Castlevania. Just "Castlevania."
>Well, you play as Simon Belmont, a disgraced knight of the church with a drinking problem and a dead wife. When Dracula's castle appears in the middle of his city, his son is kidnapped and he must travel inside to defeat Dracula, being very angsty about how he could not protect his wife and may fail to protect his son.
>We need a good actor that's good at being angsty, so I thought we'd get Norman Reedus, completely cribbing off of Hideo Kojima's Death Stranding to play Simon Belmont.
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ec7a21 No.16818340
>>16818332
>You will meet many characters, because rather than just going in a straight line through Dracula's castle, which is what BORING JAPANESE GAMES do, the castle will have merged with the city and it will be semi-open world with each region controlled by one of Dracula's lieutenants. So you will meet characters like "Orlox" and "Carmilla" and also you will have a rival character, "L'Card" who wields "The Alucard Spear" and wants to destroy Dracula before you. You will also have to contend with Dracula's general, Death, who will be voiced by Willem DaFoe.
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e9dc1a No.16818341
>>16818332
>reeedus playing simon
Anon please, do not tempt fate.
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ec7a21 No.16818346
>>16818340
>One thing that's important when doing a game like this is lying to the fanbase and convincing them that you really do care about this franchise and aren't just making a cynical cashgrab with just all the big trends in it. So, while Simon Belmont will not use the Vampire Killer as a weapon, he will acquire it, in order to unlock his Devil Trigger-esque super mode. And, to prove how mature and how much we care about Castlevania, when using this super mode, he will cry bloody tears.
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ec7a21 No.16818351
>>16818346
>In each region of the city, you will have to acquire a map from that region's "Mirror of Fate."
>There will be stealth mechanics in which you can drop from higher areas to instantly defeat enemies or deal large amounts of damage to larger enemies, and there will be a form of hacking, because certain rooms will be sealed with "Blood Doors" which you will have to open with magic which will take the form of "Pipe Dream" everyone's favorite hacking minigame.
>Not only will you be able to level up your stats, you will have two different leveling systems. One will be normal experience where you will increase your stats at "Sacred Bonfires." The other, you will acquire Dark Power from killing your enemies that will enable you to raise your stats more easily than with experience. But if you use too much Dark Power, you will get the bad ending.
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ec7a21 No.16818352
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>Silent Hill has always been a franchise about psychological horror, personal guilt and personal secrets. To revive Silent Hill in the modern era means to focus on that aspect while adding modern ones. Teaming up with legendary artists, our revival of Silent Hill focuses on the issues of today. With classic Silent Hill gameplay and movie-class writing, Silent Hill: Dharc Mirror will win game of the year.
>Silent Hill: Dharc Mirror is a game where the protagonist is a shut-in working a dead end job, but every night he encounters the "Dharc Mirror" and is transported to the Other World of Silent Hill where he is assaulted by various metaphors for society's ills.
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ec7a21 No.16818356
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>>16818352
>The protagonist is you. And I don't mean you create a character, I mean in order to play Silent Hill: Dharc Mirror, you must take a photo of yourself with your phone's camera and then send it to a specific number and then our algorithm will poorly paste your appearance onto the protagonist.
>Pic related is the main monster of the game. I think it really hammers home all the analogies of Silent Hill: Dharc Mirror.
>In the Other World, you will be pursued by "Ayephone Head" who is a metaphor for how all technology is evil and how Thomas Edision is a witch.
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f97055 No.16818358
>>16818332
>you play as Simon Belmont, a disgraced knight of the church with a drinking problem and a dead wife
This is Lord of Shadows 2.0. If this is how they pretend to revive clastlevania, it may as well stay dead. Please tell me these pitches are just jokes.
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ec7a21 No.16818359
>>16818356
>The most #RELATABLE threat in Silent Hill: Dharc Mirror are "The Trolls" who relentlessly pursue the protagonist for, who knows why? They're trolls. They don't need a reason!
>As you traverse the areas of Silent Hill, other players will be able to enter your campaign and assault you by taking the form of various monsters, and for a small (large) fee, they will be able to use certain emotes and animations at you. So imagine the terror of traveling through Silent Hill: Dharc Mirror and seeing Pyramid Head come at you while he's dabbing!
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314afb No.16818363
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ec7a21 No.16818365
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>>16818359
>In order to prevent Netflix from suing us, "Dharc" is not spelled "D-A-R-K" and it will be a unique word within the setting of Silent Hill, so what argument do they have? None!
>Like any good game, Dharc Mirror will have several endings (approximately 157) and which ending you get will change depending on how much you rely on the character's smartphone. Relying on the smartphone too much ensures you get the bad ending, while going without many essential features such as the map, the items screen, the options of the game, ensures you get the best ending in which you, the protagonist, become an Amish person.
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ec7a21 No.16818368
>>16818365
>The gameplay rips off Dark Souls and Banksy does the cover art.
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ec7a21 No.16818374
ALTERNATE SILENT HILL PITCH
>Things have changed since The Castle of Otranto. In today's fast-paced world of existential terror writ large in our waking lives, one who seeks to instill horror can no longer rely on moody ambience, creepy creatures or thinly veiled metaphors for societal ills. With this understanding and into this cacophony of unceasing soul torture, we release "EA's Silent Hill: Sanctuary" a horror adventure for the modern age delivered via the ultimate marriage of intimate personal experience and cutting edge technology: The mobile phone.
>Your basic moment-to-moment gameplay will be mostly traversal, a little crafting, survival, with bright spots of desperate, horrific combat, as you travel from your home to West Virginia.
>The entire soundtrack has been provided by legendary 2000s dance pop sensation Cascada.
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26b879 No.16818376
This one anon REALLY hated speedrunning so he wanted to make a game that actively punishes you for beating a level too fast. You just this level in 30 seconds instead of 2 minutes? Well fuck you, you gotta wait 5 minutes you AUTIST!
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060981 No.16818377
I hate this thread because I fear any of these may come true
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ec7a21 No.16818380
>>16818374
>So, what may not have come across in my earlier gameplay description is that when I say you will be leaving your home to travel to West Virginia, that is actually what I mean. Upon the activation of the game, 643 separate blockchain-encoded phone IDs will activate, and using a loophole from the 2010 Citizen's United Decision, reclassify American citizens as EA property. You will then have all your data wiped from public records and will be forced to journey via whatever means you may manage to the Monongahela National Forest's national radio quiet zone in West Virginia.
>In case anyone has any kind of pacifistic or snitch-based ideas, we have the EA Participation Enforcement Van, which will unleash remote-controlled drones on players. We have two types of drones, one that operates Kalashnikov's and one that drops kitchen knives, for a complex, nuanced, tactical approach to combat. The vehicle is also fully electric and autonomous which gets us a massive tax credit.
>To tell you the truth, we were trying to secure the game rights to the Purge movie franchise series, but in a weird legal kerfuffle, ended up spinning off Team Silent and owning them.
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ec7a21 No.16818383
>>16818380
>Upon a suitable number of living players reaching the national radio free quiet zone, wherein their cell phones will no longer transmit their location data to our participation enforcement vehicles, we will there suspend the game for the next six months, keeping those players inside as we wait to launch our road map for season 2 where we then release a new batch of heavily armed players into the Monongahela National Forest to hunt the previous season's winners for sport. It's user-generated content on the bleeding edge of creation.
>At the end of our ten month content roadmap, the surviving player with the highest score will be reinstated as a national citizen, will have all outstanding debts wiped away, and will have the full backing of EA and its subsidiary companies in a bid to run for President of the United States.
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ec7a21 No.16818384
>>16818383
>We at EA believe that a contestant in our social engineering progressive experiment should act in the same way that our founding fathers did. That they should pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and not take handouts from any kind of charity or nanny organization. So anything that they'll be able to obtain is something they will either have to buy or steal themselves in the real world.
>The game will not support Android at launch. At this point, we haven't found a reliable source for armor-piercing rounds so we're only going to be using human players.
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ec7a21 No.16818387
>>16818384
>EA's Silent Hill Sanctuary: Season 1: A Journey To The West…Virginia is a multimedia generational-spanning experience. The millennials and the Gen Zs will love it because it's #RELATABLE content. Older people will love it because they get to see teenagers die.
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ec7a21 No.16818388
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>Most rhythm games are about loving music, but that misses a large part of music: The joy you get for looking down on others for what they listen to. To that end, we are making a rhythm-based RPG about the best genre of all: Nerd music. Please buy our upcoming game, "Keepin' It Nerdcore!"
>We will be using licensed music, but it will all be cover versions with nerdy shit done by an in-house band.
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ec7a21 No.16818390
>>16818388
>Examples of parody songs featured in the game are "Knock Knock Knockin' On Gamestop's Door," "Kickstart My Anime Heart," and one that will not actually be changed, it will just be an in-house cover of the LeetStreet Boys' famous song "Cosplay Girlfriend."
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ec7a21 No.16818393
>>16818388
>The gameplay will be similar to DDR but only played with a controller, because you also have to use the shoulder buttons to input RPG commands as you increase your resources by playing the rhythm game segment. As you successfully hit notes, your power meter will go up, and you use your power meter to do RPG-esque attacks. The battles are 1-on-1 rhythm matchups because your protagonist is Keepin' It Nerdcore and having to own the people who support other genres of music.
>The developer is a tiny indie studio that you've never heard of and never will hear of again after you play this game. The developer I'd most like to make this game are Iridium Studios, the creators of "Before the Echo" a lovely little game on Steam.
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ec7a21 No.16818394
>>16818393
>Pic related is the gameplay. On the left you see our protagonist Chad Nerdly. You can tell he's the protagonist because he has a raised eyebrow of knowing extremeness and a big smirk and a shirt with Vegeta on it that you can't see because he's crossing his arms. You have the battle menu, you have the DDR-esque notes going up to the top as "Knock Knock Knockin' On Gamestop's Door" plays, and you're battling the Ska Beast, one of many monsters representing bad music genres that are inherently inferior to nerdcore.
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ec7a21 No.16818397
>>16818394
>Chad Nerdly has a love interest who is a girl who has a highlight in her hair, and she looks exactly like Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim but with a highlight and in fact also travels through subspace like her. She also has the backpack with the star on it but it's a Starman from Mario.
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ec7a21 No.16818400
>>16818397
>Disrespecting other genres, listening to great remixes of songs done by an in-house cover band that have vaguely nerd lyrics shoved into them, feeling superior for no real reason. These are all the things you're gonna get from Keepin' A Nerdcore. You'll also literally get the heroine as a prize at the end. There won't be anything hiding it. She'll just roll out on a trophy stand. You liked the right thing, so you get a girl!
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e25105 No.16818414
It's sort of like a game but the release date is past 2011.
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24b03c No.16818428
>>16818400
A masterful disaster. I don't even think Reddit would like it.
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2e8c15 No.16818430
>>16818400
The dude in the third pic definitely goes on pol.
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e25105 No.16818438
>>16810569
>boomer parents do nothing but watch television
>they believe and do everything it tells them
>they watch supper nanny
<"haha we should do that with Anon rofl lmao Xd :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ))
I went through it too anon.
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b671d8 No.16818512
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24203f No.16818522
>>16818390
What the hell the Amy Rose thing?
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43750e No.16818553
>standard S.T.A.L.K.E.R game
>Does the job actually well at being a S.T.A.L.K.E.R game at the beginning, atmosphere, guns, everything is on point
>Main mission is to investigate a new found anomaly
>By the power of CINEMATIC, you get sucked in
>It's just teleportation anomaly
<But you're teleported into some jap girl's otome game
<Game brutally transforms into a VN, no more stalkan
<Purely linear, you just click next
<No adventure, it's all talking and staring at people and the eventual cute princess (who's the main character of the otome game, played by a jap schoolgirl who got killed by the local zoo's chimera) wanting to marry you
<The game ends at the marriage, no other ending.
<The otome game makes for half the whole game, the beginning doesn't actually have much content
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043b14 No.16818615
>>16810558
Too many steps anon to pitch a bad game all you need to do is pitch the following.
>Game made by Telltales games .
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df9938 No.16818624
>>16818615
>made by DONTNOD entertainment
>made by Hello games
>made by gearbox
>made by fullbright company
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043b14 No.16818628
>>16818624
They are bad but Telltale are worse for two reasons.
1: They do not make games they make fan fiction that plays itself. .
2: Telltale fans are the most insufferable faggots on the internet.
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4b9168 No.16818683
>>16818394
>SKA BEAST
GO HOME BRUCE YOU'RE DRUNK
ska came before reggae
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826e0b No.16818716
>>16818628
>2: Telltale fans are the most insufferable faggots on the internet.
That's a very bold claim.
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ec7a21 No.16820382
>>16818358
>Please tell me these pitches are just jokes
I dunno is the obvious sarcasm in his voice not apparent
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d48ebd No.16820414
>>16818716
Undertale fans are insufferable faggots but they are low tier insufferable faggots. Telltale, Smash Bro Melee, Overwatch, Marvel vs Capcom and Celeste fans all out faggot them.
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62b0ea No.16820792
>porn game that plays like guitar hero
>each section gets you closer to nutting on a girl's face
>last section is long and difficult
>buildup to cumming takes forever
>webcam turns on when your character shoots
>cute girl is replaced by your red, sweaty orgasm face
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aed14d No.16820805
>>16820792
Jokes on you nigglet, I make ahegao faces when I cum irl so I can cum to my own face.
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