dff080 No.16802873
Can one of you niggers inform me on what the hell happened to 8chan?
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29de59 No.16802875
mark took a fat nigger dick deep into his throat and from the suffocation fell down shaking the earth so hard he busted the servers across the planet
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2bbd9a No.16802879
>>16802873
Ron told the servers to lay on the floor and they did it absolute madmen
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9b5d96 No.16802880
The government shut it down by pressuring the cloudflare anti-dox server host by using mass shootings as a scapegoat reason.
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f31ee7 No.16802882
Mark deletes all the good threads so now all the OC & good posters or thread creators have left.
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e25855 No.16802883
We got roped into being responsible for another fake school shooting false flag because we're the first place law enforcemet looks when that sort of thing goes down, hotwheels revealed he was a true kikespawn all along, and jim and the rest of the real 8ch people went to court for no reason, and now we're here after 4 months of bullshit, with anti-Jew protocols triggering if america feels like killing it's own citizens for the glory of zion.
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e7b0a3 No.16802884
>>16802873
Cloudflare stabbed us in the back when we got a (((coincidental))) triple back-to-back manifesto attack, allowing Fagwheels to DDoS us to death. There may or may not have been some legal fuckery that forced a rebranding too, but Codemonkey's tight-lipped on that even when he came for an AMA (might update us in February though). We've been stuck in bunkers like vch.moe since August and people are only just starting to move out. Not every board's been migrated yet, the process is still ongoing (/fit/ and /comfy/ are the most recent ones).
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c6b827 No.16802885
Cloudflare dropped us and Jim or Ron or whoever decided rebranding the site would be a good idea.
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47b2aa No.16802887
>>16802873
8chan was acquired by the US government, and they rebranded it as controlled opposition.
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c6b827 No.16802889
Where have you been, by the way, op?
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f7c065 No.16802916
>>16802884
I >>>/clang/ is the most recent migration
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017110 No.16802930
>>16802873
Some shooter posted a manifesto on Facebook. A random anon posted a copy of the manifesto on 8chan. Facebook is owned by jews, so 8chan was blamed for the deaths because toxic masculinity or whatever. Cloudflare (which consciously hosts pedophile forums and terrorist organizations) immediately dropped 8chan, prompting all the baby boomers who follow QAnon to complain on Twitter. Hotwheels (who spent at least a year drinking soy instead of eating actual food and is now a freakish blob of leftism) then spent several weeks doing everything he possibly could to prevent 8chan from coming back. He failed, obviously, but you'd be wise to keep a list of bunkers handy considering this is an election year and the jews are moving heaven and earth to try to kick off WW3.
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339284 No.16802933
>>16802916
>shit board lives
>>>/gaschamber/ is no more
Gay.
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620ddf No.16802961
>>16802873
The invisible hand of the free market happened, anon.
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e7c480 No.16802987
>>16802930
accurate
/thread
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38eb2f No.16802991
>>16802933
>board for superior cultural anons lives
>meme board doesn't
Good.
>>16802930
>you'd be wise to keep a list of bunkers handy considering this is an election year and the jews are moving heaven and earth to try to kick off WW3
This is good advice. Until the elections are however, almost nowhere online will be safe. They'll try to crack down on literally anything that might help Trump win again, so this time all the "why do you think they'd care about a forum this small?" won't actually apply.
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b6c74f No.16803009
Mark shut it down for reddit gold.
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733635 No.16803015
Jim had to go to congress and give them all the secret masonic handshake blowjob to unbreak all his oaths
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51e6cc No.16803016
>>16802873
Unfortunately /a/ is never coming back. No more anime board.
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733635 No.16803029
>>16803016
fuck those no fun allowed tranny niggers anyways
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51e6cc No.16803031
>>16803029
I just want to discuss anime.
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e7b0a3 No.16803038
>>16803031
>>16803016
There's /animu/, they're pretty good about that.
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51e6cc No.16803041
>>16803038
How are they like?
Are they alive as a board?
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89889a No.16803048
>>16802930
Best answer.
The manifesto was just a scapegoat to an already planned attack, just like saying "teens can be flirty" wasn't the reason of the massive simultaneous attacks against Milo, he was already on the blacklist.
These deplatforming attacks are orchestrated, a leaker in a journo mailing list proved this, it's no "conspiracy theory" that they conspire, it's not natural when "competitors" unrelated companies stop providing services to someone with minutes of difference.
Journalists are the enemy of the people, and tech startups bow to their demands.
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5c6304 No.16803057
When are all the requested boards getting restored, though?
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08e0f5 No.16803058
>>16803009
Damn, Mark got even fatter.
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51e6cc No.16803060
>>16803048
>The Government is full of incompetent old people
>Journalists are the enemy of the people
>Tech companies will throw their clients under the bus as a PR move to disassociate with said client due to journalist propaganda against said client. (Like Cloudflare throwing 8chan under the bus)
That's how it is on this bitch of an Earth.
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06c2d4 No.16803061
Cloudflare subdued to tortious interference and 8chan got ddos'd off the web
Hotwheels being the sentient combination of assmad and chicken nugget he is deployed his botnet to ddos the website for months
Website came back up around new years
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e7b0a3 No.16803067
>>16803041
They're slow so don't expect /v/ levels of PPH, but the discussion's pretty good, not much mod drama that I'm aware of, and they're the most reliable place I've been able to get news on the Vic Mignogna lawsuit that isn't the Gamergate thread or Foxdickfarms.
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51e6cc No.16803068
>>16803067
Alright, I'll give it a shot.
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9073c9 No.16803115
>>16803104
>shilling for the nugget after he sold you out for good goyim points
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aa22a3 No.16803132
>>16803016
And nothing of vaule was lost. If you are over the age of 18 there is literally no reason why you should waste time watching lewd, degenerate Oriental cartoons.
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c74b37 No.16803136
>>16802916
Is there a way to tell which boards have just migrated (especially non-public ones) or is it just regular checking?
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017110 No.16803139
>>16803128
>What was he supposed to do?
Look at the image you posted. Obviously, he was supposed to convert to islam.
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733635 No.16803149
>>16803142
If you're insecure enough to fall for that kind of bait you deserve to be mocked
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e7b0a3 No.16803180
>>16803106
You mean the DOST thing? The porchmonkey claimed he was trying to scare off the pedos who push the limits, but I agree he was being retarded causing an unnecessary censorship panic.
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21220f No.16803184
>>16803016
>Unfortunately /a/ is never coming back.
That's what you think faggot
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de0d7e No.16803293
I just want /movie/ back. It was the only board were you could actually discuss movies without 4cuck, reddit or /pol/ shitting up the thread.
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07c353 No.16803321
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000000 No.16803440
Some homeless nigger walked into the 8chan headquarters. He unzipped his fly and pissed into the servers which simultaneously electrocuted himself and caused catastrophic damage to 8chan's servers. Ron was so traumatized from witnessing the nigger's untimely demise that he entered a comatose state for three months before waking up and repairing 8chan's scattered remains within a day.
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552b59 No.16803580
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5de71b No.16803628
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7a1de6 No.16804989
>>16802880
>government
I thought it was only cloudfare?
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