Of all the fucking gay shit to happen in the game industry, it's a shame Portal never got a proper second sequel/ending before Valve and Gayben became huge fucking jews.11 years later and I'm still fuckin rockin out to "Still Alive"

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Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 12:56:51 c4ab7c No.16787342

Of all the fucking gay shit to happen in the game industry, it's a shame Portal never got a proper second sequel/ending before Valve and Gayben became huge fucking jews.

11 years later and I'm still fuckin rockin out to "Still Alive"

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Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 13:05:59 ab48e2 No.16787345

Portal 2 is fun

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Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 13:21:38 87ac27 No.16787349

>>16787345

It's not. I uninstalled it right after my robot companion appeared.

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Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 21:52:43 81557c No.16787554

Portal 2 is the most polished turd I have ever seen in my life.

Sure, the graphics are nice and shiny. But the puzzles are both frustrating and way more linear than that they have any right to be. And that might not have been such a bad thing if there weren't way too many fucking levels.

Portal 1? I can start a fresh game, do a whole run from start to finish, and it still has me begging for more. Doesn't even matter that I've had this game for a decade - it's just that good.

Portal 2? I did exactly *one* run, and that shit took me days to complete and I actually had to force myself not to bow out halfway through. The only thing that kept me going was that I wanted to see the ending for myself. I don't think I ever even bothered to play the game after that, either.

And Portal 2's writing felt like shitty fanfiction. They pretty much ignored how GLaDOS pieced herself back together in the ending of Portal 1, and every single character felt like a bad charicature of itself. Cave Johnson could have been a good idea, but he ended up being so ridulously over the top that he didn't even work as a joke anymore.

And those two Portal robots. I don't even remember their names. The fact that they didn't show up in the single player story (minus a throwaway cameo during the ending scene) was such a huge wasted opportunity.

Portal 2 was just disappointing. Which is all the worse because it could have been so much better even with the stuff that they did decide to put in.

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Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 22:20:22 dac03c No.16787559

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Despite my gripes with the single player campaign for Portal 2, it does have a pretty decent level editor and you can play random user levels on the fly, so it's not all bad. If there was some way to play user levels on a pirated copy without having to use a third party downloader and manually choose which games to download, I might fire it up once in a blue moon.

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Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 22:21:44 dac03c No.16787561

>>16787559

Levels, not games.

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Anonymous 12/25/19 (Wed) 23:49:55 fce9c3 No.16787605

Blame Chet, he was the big reason for the writing of Portal 2 to be such shit. He's done some good work, like the L4D games and the HL2 episodes, but all the bad humour in those games his from him.

Thankfully he hasn't worked at the company for years.

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Anonymous 12/26/19 (Thu) 15:30:21 b181a6 No.16788177

>>16787605

Is that also why the TF2 comics have awful humor? Those things always felt like they were caught between TF2s original wacky yet reserved sense of humor and gmods LOLSORANDUM, but failing to get the charm of either. The only thing of value they provided is snippets that can be used out of context.

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Anonymous 12/26/19 (Thu) 15:54:03 df0cdf No.16788189

Fuck you, Portal 2 didn't need a sequel

It wrapped up the story completely, what would they even do in Portal 3

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Anonymous 12/26/19 (Thu) 16:11:29 b181a6 No.16788193

>>16788189

Maybe you should try reading the thread.

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Anonymous 12/27/19 (Fri) 20:24:37 aafe60 No.16789176

>>16788193

Maybe you should try getting a job.

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Anonymous 12/27/19 (Fri) 20:27:06 511e49 No.16789178

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>>16789176

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Anonymous 12/27/19 (Fri) 23:07:01 46afef No.16789299

I liked the hard light bridges, and sliding and bouncing on the goo.

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Anonymous 12/28/19 (Sat) 02:28:06 036100 No.16789416

>>16787342

You may get one after HL:Alyx flop.

VR only of course

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